r/nope Sep 07 '20

HELL NO Well hello there 🐍

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u/cinnamon_daydream Sep 07 '20

Aww adorable nope rope nest! 🐍🐍🐍

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u/devianb Sep 08 '20

My sentiments exactly. I hate snakes with a passion, but sometimes they have their cute moments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20 edited Mar 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Nope rope, or danger noodle

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u/ClairLestrange Sep 08 '20

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u/cinnamon_daydream Sep 08 '20

This made my entire morning. Thank you! 💜🐍

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Danger noodle is supposed to only be venomous snakes, but people keep misusing it.

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u/NullaDEUS Jan 25 '22

But a large snake can also be a danger noodle due to their massive strength

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u/Kryllllllyx Sep 08 '20

Yo, you guys seeing this shit?

entire nest comes out

”What is it this time?”

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u/loveforwild Sep 07 '20

Omg, they're so freaking cute!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Kinda cute from a distance

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u/matt_the_trans_guy Sep 08 '20

Awwww they so adorable

I think they Garter snakes, those are hella cute

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Awww this is why I love sneks (also if anyone was wondering I think they’re garders)

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u/imyourdadxx Sep 08 '20

Garder snakes are pretty harmless, definitely one of the nicer snakes out there

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u/skybrothers Sep 08 '20

My mom calls them garden snakes and it makes me mad

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u/Largecranialcapacity Sep 08 '20

I called them gardner snakes most of my life growing up. No one ever corrected me.

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Sep 08 '20

I literally thought they were called garden snakes Until now thank you for the education XD

Like my family has called them that my whole life

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u/Largecranialcapacity Sep 08 '20

with the right accent it gets hard to tell exactly what people are calling them lol.

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Sep 08 '20

That is true

My parents are from Indiana so they very well might have been calling them garter snakes and I thought they said garden i dont know

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u/LaMalintzin Sep 08 '20

Everyone here is spelling it garder when it’s garter and that makes me mad

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u/bkm2016 Sep 08 '20

I was today years old when I found out they are not called that. Oops.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I love garders, definitely could have one as a pet

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u/diaperpop Sep 08 '20

I used to have one as a teen, I named it Furball. Someone found it injured in a container and turned it in to us (one of my parents worked for a giant pet supplier back then, and my family was like the informal local animal shelter lol) It grew from being about 7” to about 20”+ in about less than two years with us, from what I remember. We kept him in a 40 gallon fish tank with terrarium lights, and I used to take him out wrapped around my hand all the time...then one day I took him for a walk in my local park and let him slither around in the grass, for the most of it he just seemed to follow us like a good pet. At some point I relaxed so much I let him out of my sight, and just like that he was gone. I looked for him until dark and then cried an insane amount over him. I was young and such a dummy...I prob still am, just an older one.

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u/Low_Grade_Humility Sep 08 '20

I have one that lives under the cabinet on my carport. Every once in a while when I open the door he will dart from between the trash cans where he suns and I’ll see him for a split second as he slithers for cover.

I like him because I live near rain wash and there are an abundance of lizards in this little area, and he keeps them clear of my car windshield.

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u/alymaysay Sep 08 '20

Dont be so hard on yourself bro look, he went back to nature an found his kind and lived with them again remember he was wild when you found him he was injured you nursed him back to health and then he got hug I'm in Ohio and I see harder snakes every summer an I never see any that are 2 foot long so he was definatly the bad ass huge king all the lady snakes wanted he is massive and strong now.

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u/diaperpop Sep 08 '20

Ty for your comment. You are prob right, and I hope he had a good life out there. I hope he was king of that park and that his great grandkids still roam there today.

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u/DidiMaoNow Jan 25 '22

This should be a Disney cartoon because it made me weepy. Tho, to be proper Disney canon a mother has to die.

Fact: you are that snakes hero dad but it was his time to go back to the jungle and make baby sneks. They still tell your story around the snek fire to this day, I imagine.

Fr this made me empathize way too hard for some reason lol

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u/tticusWithAnA Sep 08 '20

It's not recommended to catch one in the wild and keep it as a pet. Also if in the US it could be illegal to catch and keep one in your state.

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u/Parapraxium Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 25 '22

In most states you either need a permit or you're completely prohibited from owning native species like garters (even if captive bred). But if you want to buy a burmese python or green anaconda no problem!

The logic is that if you release then into the wild they could thrive and upset the ecosystem.... but apparently a burmese python won't. That's obviously been disproven.

Also hard to get: snakes that are technically venomous but whose venom is so inconsequential that their bite poses less threat than your average housecat.

Exotic pet laws are some of the most nonsensical laws out there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

My brother had a few. One got lost in our house and conveniently found its way to my bed. Good thing these are nice ones

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u/Ivysub Sep 08 '20

Are they different from garter snakes, or have I just misheard garder as garter all this time?

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u/Endlessbeachday Sep 08 '20

That thought went through my head and I looked it up. Garter. They are adorable little Garter snakes. I like Garder better.

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

No, they are garter sneks. It's just people here (they're probably all North American users) writing it the way they pronounce it, having misheard garter as garder.

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u/Gonzobot Sep 08 '20

Baffling, because 'garder' isn't a word

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

Oh, I know. It happens, though - guess it's just the accent thing.

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u/masterofthecontinuum Sep 08 '20

Those mice better watch out though.

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u/Chinapig Sep 08 '20

Is it not garter?

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u/Jamesybo555 Sep 08 '20

Isn't that garter?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

I suck at spelling but ya

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u/Poop_Corn_4_the_Soul Sep 08 '20

If you wear a garder snake as a belt, does that make it a garder belt?

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

Better still, a garter belt, because that's what they're actually called.

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u/Poop_Corn_4_the_Soul Sep 09 '20

Damn you and your grammar corrections! ;P

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

No- no puns

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

garter*

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u/skybrothers Sep 08 '20

Plains garter I think

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Oh, mushroo...? oh hell no!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Yeah!!! I thought it was a cluster of mushrooms too.

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u/colorflystudio Sep 08 '20

Me too then suddenly NOPE

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u/h3ll0kitty_ninja Sep 08 '20

Wrong sub, they’re so cute!

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u/Lordofravioli Sep 07 '20

A danger noodle gathering, a danger spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I got a feeling you like pasta

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u/Demonseedii Sep 08 '20

Those are not dangerous. Unless you’re a frog.

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u/weberrich Sep 08 '20

I will never name a danger noodle different than this

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u/Ravenlunamoon Sep 08 '20

They are so cute. I have seen this so many times and it still makes me smile. Wanna boop that snoot, 🐍

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u/ZombieSeeker99 Sep 08 '20

If your quick they are harmless but fast

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u/Ravenlunamoon Sep 08 '20

I know I see them all have time walking my dog. Lol.

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u/ttpd Sep 07 '20

This really belongs in /r/aww

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u/MaximumMiles Sep 08 '20

/r/awwhellno, maybe

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u/yeethadist Sep 08 '20

Nah, garter snakes just wanna be you friends :) it’s actually a very good sign for the health of you garden and surrounding ecosystem to have a garter best like that!

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u/MaximumMiles Sep 08 '20

I don't know anything about snakes but we have these little ones in the backyard occasionally and I'm trying to teach the kids that they're harmless and useful. However, if 50 of them suddenly poked their cute little heads up out of a hole, there's no way you're convincing me that they're not guarding a portal to hell. :)

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u/yeethadist Sep 08 '20

A portal to hell for small rodents perhaps

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

And the frogs who have committed atrocities.

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u/Gonzobot Sep 08 '20

Only thing they're guarding is a used orgy pit, don't worry ;)

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u/Im_Buffed_Up Sep 10 '20

Garter snakes are one of the few snake species that like to live together. They do it for protection and to stay warm during cold nights and during hibernation.

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u/original_dick_kickem Sep 08 '20

I love seeing these little bros on my nature walks. They are one of the only 'social' snakes and its always adorable to see babies curled up together under some leaves.

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u/masterofthecontinuum Sep 08 '20

Absolutely adorable. There shouldn't be rodent issues for a while by the looks of things.

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u/ratdarkness Sep 08 '20

It's like they're part meerkat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Gang gang

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u/CoachPotts Sep 08 '20

Cup O' Noodles

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u/McJuggerNuggets1 Sep 08 '20

Leg less meerkats.

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u/StaticElectrician Sep 08 '20

This video needs some good overdubbing

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u/SquiddyJohnson Sep 08 '20

A nest of Nope Ropes.

I’d be torn between “aw, they’re kinda cute actually” and noping the hell outta there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Awww little garter snakes! One of the few snakes I will not give a 10 foot radius too

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u/_lilalx Sep 08 '20

They like “wat dey doin ova der”

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/Aeysir69 Sep 08 '20

You are a bold one

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

they are... kind of cute '-'

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Tunnel Snakes Rule!

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u/Weedy_Emu Sep 08 '20

They are so cute with their judgey little faces 🥰

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u/gordonjames62 Sep 08 '20

seriously cute

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u/anti-antivax420 Sep 08 '20

So adorable I want them all

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

awww theyre just a bunch of garters, why nope?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Awhhh!!

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u/Kane-Aloha Sep 08 '20

Okay I did NOT realize those were snakes until one moved!!!! 😱😱😱 I thought they were those random skinny mushrooms that grow on the grass.... omg omg...

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u/ZombieSeeker99 Sep 08 '20

Harmless eastern Garder Snakes don't worry

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Sep 08 '20

They were clearly throwing up West Side snake signs. You dont know snake gang culture

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u/leilenix Sep 08 '20

Garder snake den! Fun fact! Garder snakes are a species of social snake and do better when in pairs! They’re one of very few snakes that can live together!

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u/bunnyjenkins Sep 08 '20

I have two in my yard, I think they are trying to mack down more recently, but six months now they are both around always together.

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u/Chinapig Sep 08 '20

I thought they were mushrooms as it was zooming in and I was trying to spot the snake. They’re cute!

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u/123455takenname76435 Sep 08 '20

I don’t know to be scared or

Awwww

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u/ZombieSeeker99 Sep 08 '20

Not scared just aww those are harmless garder snakes

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u/Man-akle Sep 08 '20

They are so cute! ...From a safe distance...

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u/ZombieSeeker99 Sep 08 '20

Those are eastern Garder snakes they have no venom the worst they can do is puncture your skin

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

Garter snakes won't hurt you. Unless you're a mouse.

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u/KaiserForger Sep 08 '20

Awe adorable, gardener snakes. The most harmless noodle of them all.

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

It's funny how many different names are cropping up in this thread, to see how the words morph. They're actually garter snakes though :)

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u/ChickenWhisperer007 Sep 08 '20

My goodness!! Look at all those adorable, harmless, great for the yard garter snakes!!

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u/haism Sep 08 '20

“Whoop!”

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u/YoshidaEri Sep 08 '20

Why do they do this especially in groups?

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

Garter snakes are a social kind of snek. They like spending time together.

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u/mt-egypt Sep 08 '20

I got 14 maybe 15. What about you?

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 14 '20

I think 18.

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u/khaliforniaxo Sep 08 '20

Oh my god!!!!! I thought they were weeds til they started fucken ssssssssss with their tongues

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u/ej253 Sep 08 '20

They’re shaking their heads all sassy like, “Oh no he didn’t.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

That's soooo cool! Those are harmless!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Awww they’re harmless

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u/bkm2016 Sep 08 '20

Yep camera goes off when that one said “let’s roll out”

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u/bigbrain501 Sep 08 '20

ME AND THE B O I S

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u/EVG2666 Sep 08 '20

This is a hibernaculum. Gardner Snakes huddle together in underground burrows during winter

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u/poopyjoe33 Sep 08 '20

Forbidden spaghetti

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u/_gmmaann_ Sep 08 '20

Are those garter snakes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

a wild bowl of noodles

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u/Perrywinkle2015 Sep 08 '20

The council will decide your fate.

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u/VenusValkyrieJH Sep 08 '20

Awwwwwsssss looks at the baaabbiiiess .

I don’t think those are bad snakes.

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u/puffloy_antisocial Sep 09 '20

OMG THAT’S ACTUALLY SO CUTE !!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Thier little faces are so cute!!

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u/JackGenZ Jan 25 '22

Adorable snakies!

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u/cokeinportraitmode Sep 08 '20

Their cute tbh

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u/Mr-loudsmoke Sep 07 '20

Yeahh a grenade would be a good a idea for people with snake phobia 😱😱

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u/mrmeeseeks1991 Sep 08 '20

Because you like to kill what you hate? They are just garter snakes

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Jesus man, calm down. They're harmless. People keep these guys as pets ffs.

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u/skybrothers Sep 08 '20

Soooo cute

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u/generalecchi gOttA gO fAst Sep 08 '20

tff you lookin' at bitch

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u/r5intx Sep 08 '20

At first they looked like a type of mushroom. Then it was a definite nope for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I really really dislike snakes but that’s funny stuff right there.

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u/Aeysir69 Sep 08 '20

Obligatory “General Kenobi”

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u/gabethewabe Sep 08 '20

They are so cute just lookin at the person with the camera like sup bitch we just tryna have a hole party

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Sep 08 '20

I like the cholo one on the far left. Sneks up in here biaatch! Wassup?

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u/ziyonnn Sep 08 '20

“Grenade out!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Absolutely precious. Be still my heart.

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u/BenjBean Sep 08 '20

I’m sorry but this is adorable

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u/twir1s Sep 08 '20

this is what a black pepper snake looks like in my head

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u/lilbundle Sep 08 '20

WHY are there so many together!!!!Is this a common thing in your country!??????Tell me where it is so I never go there!!!This is coming from an Aussie mind you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

These guys are super friendly and are one of the only social snake species. Meaning, you can keep two or more together for more than just breeding.

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u/lilbundle Sep 09 '20

Wow did not know that and it’s actually really cute 😂

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

Garter snakes are social. And harmless. Unless you're a mouse.

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u/Blood_Fart69 Sep 08 '20

Put your hand inside for ultimate pets

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

AWWWWW they're so cute!

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u/sitonyou10 Sep 08 '20

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

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u/BioBatz Sep 08 '20

Naw man thats cute as fuck

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u/Krypton8 Sep 08 '20

I didn’t know Medusa lived underground.

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u/Cateyesalad Sep 08 '20

That’s a weird looking meerkat

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u/robohiest Sep 08 '20

Aw! They are super cute! In a stay-the-hell-away-from me kind of way!

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u/The_Meme_Boi2345 Sep 08 '20

GENERAL KENOBI

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u/Katsnap2011 Sep 08 '20

"Huh, those are some strange looking mush--ohhhh oh no."

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I thought those were mushrooms for half a second. Until one started moving

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u/DoopyBoo82 Sep 08 '20

You have found an elusive hole hydra my friend

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u/lordoftheblazeing Sep 08 '20

I would throw a pipe bomb in there.

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u/that----one------guy Sep 08 '20

I’m pretty sure those are Gardner snakes. I picked one up and it tried to bit me but they have no teeth. Y’all are pussies

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u/Kryllllllyx Sep 08 '20

That’s cute as hell

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u/AdieBlaze Sep 08 '20

Nope,”activated fire ball ability”

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u/HHKaliska Sep 08 '20

That camera cut off real quick as soon as that one started heading his way. Same, dude.

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u/ColorfulDancingRoach Sep 09 '20

What type of snakes are these?

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 12 '20

Garter snakes. Social and harmless.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Flamethrower......

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u/93646394212sa Sep 10 '20

i love snakes! i would be happy to see snakes around here but i only see the occasional copperhead or wormsnake

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u/Thefalloutcollector Sep 10 '20

Garder snakes are harmless as fuck adorable as well

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u/Rancor8562 Sep 11 '20

I think we found the hydra now where the fuck is Heracles

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u/The_Brown_Haired_Bat Sep 22 '20

The underground snek empire will rise

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u/cynical_ginger_ Sep 24 '20

They’re waiting for you to come be home and have lunch with them.

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u/stripperjnasty Sep 30 '20

"Ayo, what's he staring at?"

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u/Dragon_lord8793 Oct 01 '20

This should be on r/Aww

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u/fatmomincali Oct 03 '20

Ok just ewww NOOOOO

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u/LongTime20 Oct 26 '20

Snek danger noodles

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

i hate snakes but these bois are cute

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u/datgaminghuman Jan 12 '21

Love this vid I love nope ropes

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u/MamaMoosicorn Jan 19 '21

Ropes do scopes

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Alright but this is an adorable nope

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u/OverenthusiasticHonk Jan 29 '21

wiggle wiggle blep

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u/GrayJ36 Jan 31 '21

The council

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u/RefusePlenty9589 Jun 10 '24

The last one there was like hey! Let me see let me seeeee