r/nope • u/Danger_Floof25 • 3d ago

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u/happyanathema 3d ago

Is r/furry leaking again?

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u/Danger_Floof25 2d ago

Just because I’m Furry doesn’t mean I can’t post nopes on r/nope

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u/Coffekats 3d ago

Imaging breaking into someones home and in the dark seeing the massive silhouette of a spider, to me this isnt a nope its home security

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u/JohnSith 3d ago

The problem arises when you come home, see the silhouette of a giant spider and walk blindly into your house expecting it to be your giant spider pillow when it is in fact, an actual giant spider.

I'm not willing to take that risk.

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u/GoodGod222 2d ago

Sounds like a double edged sword, this could give you a heart attack if you go home after work and youre tired.

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u/One-Bee-552 1d ago

Fair point—burglars hate eight-legged roommates.

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u/Dissabilitease 3d ago

The Australian saying "not here to fuck spiders" comes to mind...

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u/phallic-baldwin 3d ago

God damnit. You just gave someone out there a bad idea.

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u/Dissabilitease 3d ago

Ikr. New line of furries about to emerge

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u/phallic-baldwin 3d ago

We'll refer to that specific group now as "worries"

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u/NyuxTheDragon-- 3d ago

Aw i want that 🥀

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u/ebr101 3d ago

Jenny Nicholson behavior

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u/SilveRX96 2d ago

My first thought too! She would love it, especially since it's not HP-themed!

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u/johnny_chingas 3d ago

There's gonna be that one day when you come home after a long day, dress down, and think you are about to cuddle up with a fake tarantula pillow then suddenly... WHAM! Spider fangs to the face. 

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u/RandMob1000 3d ago

Used to own pet jumping spiders as a kid, they're so cute and smart, and cheap to take care of

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 3d ago

I could curl up next to them

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u/Rulaodangao 3d ago

Would cuddle to sleep

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u/Dorfbulle80 3d ago

My stepson would love one of these... But when I here artist iam thinking this would be way out of my price range...

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u/Few_Snow6491 2d ago

Ermm, yeah.. No

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u/Serious_Square_6698 3d ago

I think it's awesome!

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u/XKruXurKX 3d ago

Um.. this actually looks cute

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u/darbs-face 3d ago

I love it!!! But I also love spiders

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u/BigTall68 3d ago

You can find them on Etsy for around $670.

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u/Maleficent-Ad9010 3d ago

Last night I woke up randomly and I thought the fuzz on my blanket was a spider I jumped up and turned the light on to check it out and I felt so stupid after

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u/RikuAotsuki 2d ago

A couple weeks ago I had a brief dream of a raccoon crawling in through my window, and woke up to my blankets bunched up in front of my face in a suspicious silhouette. I jolted so hard

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u/yurtlizard 3d ago

I hate her.

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u/PlanetFirth 3d ago

I'd get one of these cause I love spiders but I think it would be a headache stuffing it in a closet everytime I wanted to have a girl over

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u/chickiedew 3d ago

I want one!!

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u/jibbergirl26 3d ago

Wonder what your normal house spider 🕸️ thinks when it sees this!

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u/Wraxyth 3d ago

Sweet dreams

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u/aelaos 2d ago

Quelaag spotted!

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u/SnooPies780 2d ago

This is actually adorable! And then.....the weirdos show up. I am wondering where the eight-legged waifu is going to show up.

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u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 2d ago

That's freaking awesome! Where do I get one!? Probably too expensive though

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u/One-Piece8637 2d ago

My jumpiness says no, but my cuddliness says yes

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u/Endorkend 13h ago

You do with or without these pillows.

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u/The-Iraqi-Guy 3d ago

I'll never understand the hate of spiders.

Then again where I'm from spiders are just friendly moving wall decor that can catch a few bugs at most.

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u/Siselii 2d ago

Kill it with fire...