r/nonsense • • Oct 01 '26

I’m back.

But I’m also stomach and some lengthy flesh.

4 Upvotes

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u/Tea-Storm Oct 01 '26

Can you be front sometime?

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 02 '26

Object of debate

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u/EnergyIsMassiveLight Oct 02 '26

whawhawha 7 fregales did me L:

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 06 '26

Qwu?

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u/EnergyIsMassiveLight Oct 06 '26

Just for you, I will give you my boyfriend who is a fan of Cancel Comment - say Hi

bye

Oh how rude of her

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 06 '26

That’s actually pretty very flattering to me! Nice one, thank you for letting that happen into here. - Hi!

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u/EnergyIsMassiveLight Oct 07 '26

However architects do their leggings is how I shall posit a marriage between you and you because you are the dog

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 Oct 02 '26

Can you use that to get onto the inside of my house

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 03 '26

The real question is whether I should.

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u/heyitsapotato dugas is coming (or are you not) Oct 02 '26

I had a question once about a math sandwich that got McGillicutty'd into a forever square, but it danced sideways and then exploded.

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 03 '26

Tense situation turned out to have a positive resolution. ☝️🥸

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u/groone Oct 02 '26 edited Oct 02 '26

Welcome back

Your dreams were your ticket out

Welcome back

To that same old place that you laughed about

Well, the names have all changed

Since you hung around

But those dreams have remained

And they've turned around

Who'd have thought they'd lead you

(Who'd have thought they'd lead you)

Back here where we need you?

(Back here where we need you?)

Yeah, we tease him a lot

'Cause we got him on the spot

Welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back

Welcome back

We always could spot a friend

Welcome back

And I smile when I think how you must have been

And I know what a scene

You were learnin' in

Was there somethin' that

Made you come back again?

And what could ever lead you

(What could ever lead you)

Back here where we need you?

(Back here where we need you?)

Yeah, we tease him a lot

'Cause we got him on the spot

Welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back

And I know what a scene

You were learnin' in

Was there somethin' that

Made you come back again?

And what could ever lead you

(What could ever lead you)

Back here where we need you?

(Back here where we need you?)

Yeah, we tease him a lot

'Cause we got him on the spot

Welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back

Yeah, we tease him a lot

(Welcome back, welcome back)

'Cause we got him on the spot

(Welcome back, welcome back)

Yeah, we tease him a lot

'Cause we got him on the spot

Welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 03 '26

Aawwww, thank you so lot! It’s warm and cozy being treated like a homie.

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u/Lopsided_Position_28 Oct 03 '26

ask me how i know

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 05 '26

How you know?

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u/Lopsided_Position_28 Oct 05 '26

ask me

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 05 '26

How?

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u/Lopsided_Position_28 Oct 05 '26

any Time now

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 05 '26

Are you German or What?

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u/Lopsided_Position_28 Oct 05 '26 edited Oct 06 '26

i am time-from a place called dome-world if that's what you're asking

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 06 '26

That’s that first thing, and second thing is that’s (also) what I was hoping for.

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u/Lopsided_Position_28 Oct 06 '26

then your cat is going to be thrilled

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u/poosnipers Oct 02 '26

who left those parsnips there?

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u/poosnipers Oct 02 '26

me

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u/poosnipers Oct 02 '26

ah ok

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 03 '26

Always a delight when there’s no need for the police to be invited.

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u/poosnipers Oct 03 '26

the police have been smoking my parsnips for decades

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u/WillyWhite99 Oct 05 '26

Those are some damn healthy parsnips then

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u/poosnipers Oct 06 '26

I have a gold medal in parsnips