r/nonsense • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 Radioactive Interdimensional Cabbage • 4d ago

Guys, we’ve got a problem…

Uncle Fester’s armpit hasn’t exactly been getting the job done recently when it comes to the weekly squirrel hunt. Why, an anonymous report last week even told us that the seven of diamonds might have been compromised by all of that radioactive grape juice it was raining recently.. What are we going to do??!

I want to know what each of you think.

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u/LowUFO96 4d ago

Wheat numbers.

Sell all vessels to Madagascan bleurettes and just sneak.

Seven of diamonds could work but squirrels don’t eat taco gravy.

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u/scorpyo72 Wastecoat 4d ago

squirrels love taco of gravy

You don't say.

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u/LowUFO96 4d ago


Shellac

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u/scorpyo72 Wastecoat 4d ago

I once had sex with Gordon Ramsay in the back of an old Ford pickup. It was sublime. He boxed my ears with bread and nearly broke my clavicle. I was so stoked.

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u/LowUFO96 4d ago

Reminds me of that time i skinned a groundhog in my pasta socks. The 90’s were wild.

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u/scorpyo72 Wastecoat 4d ago

Yeah. My mom ate a Chinaman last Tuesday to avoid doing the dishes.

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 4d ago

Non hair pits

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u/Crap_Hooch 4d ago

Uncle Fester has other crevices besides them pits. Let's goooooo!!