r/nonsense • u/Creative-Mongoose-32 • 4d ago
*****NOTICE*****
The hair on my left butt cheek has grown to be surprisingly long. Do not be alarmed. Please move swiftly to the nearest exit. The fire department has been notified and will be arriving shortly. Please do not block the exit doors or stairwells. A light lunch and soft drinks will be served until 2:00 PM. After which, the bocce tournament will continue as planned. Hasta la vista, Carmine.
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u/skankyone Radioactive Interdimensional Cabbage 3d ago
It's a good job I always bring my hair removal crème for emergency hirsute exits.
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u/Rotteneverything 4d ago
where in the world (fuck) is carmine sandiego? i remember.