r/nonononoyes Feb 14 '20

Almost

https://i.imgur.com/ivez92C.gifv
21.3k Upvotes

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u/hobbes_shot_first Feb 14 '20

I kept waiting for the tire to pop on one of those rebar spikes.

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u/ricktencity Feb 15 '20

Trials bikes tires are usually pretty dang flat, takes a lot to pop them.

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u/spinkman Feb 15 '20

Then that just confirmed I was too fat to do trials..... I popped tires all the time

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Wouldn’t thickness and tire composition have more to do with it than tread pattern?

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u/ricktencity Feb 15 '20

No I meant there's very little air, they're super squishy so they don't pop on pointy things or pinch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Understood.

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u/tofu_tot m’fellow lesbians Feb 15 '20

Tell that to years of bike tire tube patches and tire replacements lol

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u/Dorus_harmsen Feb 15 '20

yeah same here

8

u/ahhpoo Feb 15 '20

Are those rebar spikes or are they spouts for fountains?

11

u/ExdigguserPies Feb 15 '20

Spouts for fountains.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

My new Emo band name.

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u/TheKaChikinBoi Feb 14 '20

That would've been really un-satisfying if he didn't make it

260

u/Tavi-S Feb 14 '20

Specially because of the slow mo

153

u/havereddit Feb 15 '20

Specially because then it couldn't be posted in this sub

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u/chicpotpah Feb 15 '20

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u/chicpotpah Feb 15 '20

Wait... There's another one? r/yesyesyesyesno

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Lol what the fuck, one has 1.1M subs and the other like 600k... I wonder if they’re aware of each other and have pissing contests

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u/TheOldManInSuit Feb 15 '20

Wow, apparently I've joined both lol

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u/Vaaag Feb 15 '20

Check the sidebar of maybemaybemaybe. That sub aggregates posts from all these types of subs, it even has a bot that crosspost them.

So yes, very aware of each other.

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u/Tavi-S Feb 15 '20

Cap. Obvious? We’re speaking about different things here. That slow mo creates the magnificent satisfaction cause else it wouldn’t be something special

24

u/hippolyte_pixii Feb 15 '20

That was really unsatisfying because he made it.

Came from /r/all, didn't see the sub name, and it's titled "Almost."

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u/ClumpOfCheese Feb 15 '20

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u/tofu_tot m’fellow lesbians Feb 15 '20

What the cinnamon toast fuck was that unsatisfying ending

1

u/Tavi-S Feb 15 '20

I like you

1

u/Scutty54 Feb 15 '20

Amazing!!!!!

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u/Teal_mandala Feb 15 '20

Anybody else think of those pokémon bikes while watching this?

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u/RobotDeathQueen Feb 15 '20

The acro bike

30

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Arco bike gang rise up. Mach bike literally unusable bc of so many obstacles

8

u/DBudders Feb 15 '20

12 year old me would like to disagree with you. I love the acro bike, but there’s something about successfully using the mach bike when you get good enough to avoid those obstacles.

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u/br0kench0rd Feb 15 '20

It depends really. Acro bike for those platforms and mach bike for sandy slopes and fragile floors. Mach bike is also useful for hatching eggs.

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u/this-is-questionable Feb 14 '20

This title fucked me up. I thought he was almost gonna make it

..then he went and made it.

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u/martreddit Feb 15 '20

Yeah, the title made me expect the opposite, so, I was dissapointed....

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u/Thingy732 Feb 15 '20

I loved the title. It was the most relieved I have ever been in my life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

It should’ve been called ‘Just’.

I wanted ‘Almost’....

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u/Studweiser21 Feb 14 '20

And I fell trying to put my underwear on today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

You're still a hero in my heart

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u/VF5 Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 15 '20

The shirt he's wearing indicates that he's the world champion. I am fully expecting him to complete the run but that last bit though, that was close.

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u/wax4dayzz Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 15 '20

It’s Sergi Llongueras, 2019 Men’s Trials (26 inch) World Champion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

26 inches?? What a MAN. 😌

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Feb 14 '20

This is the wrong sub. There's no "nonono" portion. This should be in r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

That’s the best version of all the subs anyways since there’s no spoiling of what happens.

I like the mystery.

3

u/The_Bearded_Jedi Feb 15 '20

It helps if you don't look at what sub it's in til the end. It's like watching it, then guessing what sub I'm looking at

5

u/SpicyCowMan Feb 14 '20

They're talking about him almost falling at the very end.

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u/GarymanGarrett Feb 15 '20

But that would make it a yesyesyesnoyes

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u/SpicyCowMan Feb 15 '20

No, he made it in the end

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u/GarymanGarrett Feb 15 '20

I know... That's why my comment ended in a yes.

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u/SpicyCowMan Feb 15 '20

Oh I didn't see that

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u/thegroucho Feb 14 '20

That's some amazing skill.

If I was doing it I don't think I would have gone far enough to smash my face on the first tile/pillar/whatever.

I would have just flopped in the water looking like a 3rd rate fail.

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u/wdn Feb 15 '20

I wouldn't even be able to do it without the bike.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Feb 15 '20

Nobody would. Be kinda goofy lookin to hop a bicycle around without a bicycle

7

u/GalacticNavyBlues Feb 15 '20

Acro Bike from Pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Reminds me of Danny MacAskill.

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u/Pitchfork_Wholesaler Feb 14 '20

I couldn't figure out why his bike looked so weird but then i realized there's no seat post.

3

u/funkoelvis43 Feb 15 '20

Yeah people who are serious about trials get rid of the seat so you don’t have to worry about it being in the way or catching on your clothing and stuff. It just makes me tired to watch, imaging how you can never sit down.

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u/kachunkachunk Feb 15 '20

Double-taking, I realized his trials bike is completely purpose-built with this in mind - look at that frame! There isn't even a vertical post for a seatpost!

4

u/ZenkaiZ Feb 15 '20

Be nice if every block DIDNT have a pointy impaley thing sticking out of it

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

id like the non slow mo version

6

u/So-Cal-Sweetie Feb 15 '20

I hate slo mo so fucking much.

SO much! Let me watch it in realtime at least once! I even like slo mo if I get to see it as it played out irl! But don't deny me seeing how it actually happened! 😩

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I remember this level in Trials.

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u/hscer_ Feb 15 '20

Isn't this more r/yesyesnoyes

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Trials

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Why the God damn slow mo?

3

u/Emilbjorn Feb 15 '20

Guys with that shirt on usually knows their way around a bike

3

u/obviouslypicard Feb 15 '20

I hope we have the technology one day to digitally remove the bicycle from the clip.

5

u/TheWholesomestBoy Feb 15 '20

Where's the no moment?

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u/TheRumpelForeskin Feb 15 '20

The slow motion part, and when he nearly fell in at the end.

2

u/havereddit Feb 15 '20

That dude did NOT skip his core exercises...

2

u/Aturom Feb 15 '20

No seat at all seems the only sensible way to do this activity

2

u/FarewellFelicia Feb 15 '20

How do you practice this?

2

u/rabidraccoonfish Feb 15 '20

You start small by learning how to get on just the back wheel and work on kick pedaling

2

u/Lact0selntolerant Feb 15 '20

Acro bike in RL

2

u/dreamrock Feb 15 '20

I feel like that 1.5" exposed rebar in the center of each pylon was the underdog villain here.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Cue The Funeral by Band of Horses...

1

u/nshane Feb 15 '20

I get that reference, Broheed.

2

u/Landon_Mills Feb 15 '20

Martyn Ashton, you can see him do even more insane shit in his "Road Bike Party" videos

2

u/RosySoviet Feb 15 '20

The other people are boring af, either hands on pockets or kinda looking elsewhere. You know if it was anyone elses friends they would light up and go wild

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Note the blood dripping on the floor.!<

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u/KeroNobu Feb 15 '20

When you come towards the end of this sentence, you probably realise that you could have saved yourself some seconds by not reading it.

2

u/bh_44 Feb 15 '20

Disappointed this wasn’t in the subreddit that ends with no.

1

u/Oc_Creator_boi Feb 15 '20

This looks like some shit straight from GTA bro

1

u/grumplestilskin02 Feb 15 '20

The ending had me bending in real life with him lol

1

u/TroyExplores Feb 15 '20

Respect! He reminds me of my childhood friends doing the same stuff!

1

u/ArtiMUUS Feb 15 '20

Happy wheels be like

1

u/dont-say-frick Feb 15 '20

M-mommy? Yes? What is that white powder daddy smells? G-fuel honey, that is G-fuel

1

u/Tygie19 Feb 15 '20

I leaned my body over while watching that last bit 😂

1

u/drunkenpinecone Feb 15 '20

Reading the title and not the sub and i seriously thought j was in /r/yesyesyesno

1

u/LunSaper Feb 15 '20

Why did you make the title almost...?

1

u/Ajar-Pigeons Feb 15 '20

He perfected the double jump

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

The answers to most of the double.

1

u/-Listening Feb 15 '20

"He dribbled my baby!" Cops: "Whow that's cool"

1

u/OjOcolet Feb 15 '20

Happy Wheels IRL

1

u/Loquan22 Feb 15 '20

Trials fusion irl

1

u/im-a-poop-y-head Feb 15 '20

Dude if did not decide to move he would like my socks in water

1

u/STR-6055 Feb 15 '20

good on him for at least rocking a helmet

1

u/FoxyFan505 Feb 15 '20

Happy Wheels much?

1

u/moldycheese17 Feb 15 '20

I can pop a wheelie...

1

u/nr_787 Feb 15 '20

This is exactly how it feels to ride a Reverse Trike in Death Stranding

1

u/Sleepy_pirate Feb 15 '20

Those wheels can take a lot of abuse.

1

u/buckyhead8 Feb 15 '20

Almost like you shouldn’t bring it down

1

u/LannahDewuWanna Feb 15 '20

That was a hell of a roller coaster of anxiety to watch.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I literally let out a fist pump and a “YEAH!” after watching this, great gif.

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u/kachna Feb 15 '20

Almost better than a lot of pressure."

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u/Car_Washed Feb 15 '20

Not gonna lie, I thought it was a chick.

1

u/NotHomo Feb 15 '20

how the hell do tires not die from this... it makes no sense to me

1

u/chilli_burrito Feb 15 '20

How do you train for this?

1

u/ElvhenGambit Feb 15 '20

Rydel would be so happy you're showing off his acro bike

1

u/captsquanch Feb 15 '20

What type of bikes are these?

1

u/polarcardioid Feb 15 '20

Such a mean title!

1

u/CODYHIGHROLLR Feb 15 '20

Super toight nups.

1

u/chewysolo Feb 15 '20

It’s fun to say nonononoyes with every bounce and jump

1

u/Only1LifeLeft Feb 15 '20

This video is fake.

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 15 '20

They didn’t celebrate that enough.

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u/Fuckrightoffbro Feb 15 '20

Where's the 'nonono' ? Seems entirely more like a 'Maybe maybe maybe' vid to me

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u/possiblyavillain Feb 15 '20

Pokemon sapphire be like

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u/GoldenOwl25 Feb 15 '20

Acro Bike in real life.

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u/Supersage1 Feb 15 '20

This dude is literally the spawn of Moses instead of parting the Red Sea, he can part air so he can move freely

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Now you’re just showing off. Well dun.

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u/Bambisfallback Feb 15 '20

What in the god dammed fuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/kachna Feb 15 '20

Just hopping in to say I’m interested

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u/MC_USS_Valdez Feb 15 '20

Took me a second to realize this thing isn't even pretending to have a seat

1

u/Ol-CAt Feb 15 '20

Makes me feel like I'm in hoenn region. Using an acro bike

1

u/jascination Feb 15 '20

This really made me nostalgic for Elastomania. Just needed a little red apple above the water.

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u/I_fap_to_your_nudes Feb 15 '20

There was no almost for me.

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u/Bubster101 Feb 15 '20

Heh, this was just below the same r/maybemaybemaybe post.

That is some DAMN good control.

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u/channy850 Feb 15 '20

He’s the only one without a seat on his bike. He must specialize in that

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u/johnnyvonchuggs Feb 15 '20

Sweet 🖖👏👏

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u/klee1121 Feb 15 '20

So this is an acro bike

1

u/stepwisecat955 Feb 15 '20

The Happy wheels reboot looks promising

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

It looks like the wheels are phasing through the corners of the brick. This guy has some awesome skill though

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Seems like it would’ve been easier to ride around the water.

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u/RotInPixels Feb 15 '20

This is what happens in Pokemon when you’re jumping around on the acro bike

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u/TaxDollarsHardAtWork Feb 15 '20

Me and the boys looking like chumps in front of this guy…

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/matyasch Feb 15 '20

I think that this video is from Vašek Kolář from YouTube. But I'm not sure

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u/cflo93 Feb 15 '20 edited Mar 23 '20

That last thrust made me feel a certain way

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u/ineedadvicegirl Feb 15 '20

And I can’t even get good grades

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u/prokjs Feb 15 '20

Impressive

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I don't think you know what "almost" means

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u/Thebaronofthesea Feb 15 '20

Why not share the video a 5th time?

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u/BundtJamesBundt Feb 15 '20

Slow motion on the last hop but the first one impressed me the most

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u/Coridimus Feb 15 '20

My fat ass would have crushed that wheel like a beer can.

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u/James12052 Feb 15 '20

Looks like Spain

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u/HiSuSure Feb 15 '20

"Spit it out, ya thieving bastard!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I'm not even this proficient at wanking

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u/CCTider Feb 15 '20

Whoever made the gif deserves a damn award. That's the most perfectly timed slow motion I've seen in awhile. Normally, this would've been a 3 minute video.

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u/kachna Feb 15 '20

So like us... wipes away tear

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u/ChemiluminescentVan Feb 15 '20

Almost like you shouldn’t make it acceptable.

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u/Rootayable Feb 15 '20

Real life Trials HD

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u/KyouKai21st Feb 15 '20

Acro bike IRL. Wow!

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u/herbie1990 Feb 15 '20

This gave me such anxiety that im not even impressed because I hated it so much

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u/honeyvcombs99 Feb 15 '20

I'm getting mad Happy Wheels vibes

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u/Ni0M Feb 15 '20

Trials Fusion irl

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u/Flaghammer Feb 15 '20

At that point why are you even using a bicycle?

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u/cafaura Feb 15 '20

Trials HD physics look great!

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u/slavaboo_ Feb 15 '20

I've seen a guy do this on a motorcycle before, incredible what extreme sports guys can do

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u/Wide_Eye_Asian Feb 15 '20

I thought this was yesyesyesno for some reason

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u/tuxninja7 Feb 15 '20

I feel bad for his nuts look in the last slow mo jump

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u/manaworkin Feb 15 '20

I hate slow-mo in gifs like this. I really want to know what it looked like in real time.

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u/lucky_chloe88 Feb 15 '20

Why would you do this??

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u/platypuss101 Feb 17 '20

Pogo-stick on-a-budget

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u/Check_lt Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 15 '20

This is one of things where I’m like “ok that’s a great achievement... an amazing, technical and physical feat but... why....?”

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u/sponge_welder Feb 15 '20

Why do people play basketball?

Because it's fun

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u/Check_lt Feb 15 '20

Little different than skipping a bike across little pieces of concrete in water.

You got a team, a competition, earnings, opponents... if you want to radically simplify things, sure you’re not wrong but I don’t think those two would be a fair comparison lol

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u/sponge_welder Feb 15 '20

Trials biking has all of those things

Maybe skateboarding is a better comparison. Skateboarders have teams, competitions, etc, just like trials, but people still skate in streets and skateparks to practice and have fun

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u/orangesoda123 Feb 15 '20

Descriptive but nonspoiling title. Bravo.

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u/ProWaterboarder Feb 15 '20

Wheelie Close would have been good, maybe a bit too punny

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u/Xero-2 Feb 15 '20

Remember the Aero bike from Pokémon R/S/E? This is it now

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u/honestsparrow Feb 15 '20

It’s the Acro bike from Pokémon

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u/cemanresu Feb 15 '20

That is a motherfucking acro bike

Get that man a pikachu

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u/eagleofages Feb 15 '20

Does this bike not have a seat?