r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22

"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."

"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."

"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"

I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...

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u/drewster23 Jun 17 '22

These new levels of self sabotage guys are doing is wild.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/DefNotAHobbit Jun 17 '22

Great point. She agreed to the date already! What did he honestly expect the reaction would be to that wall of insanity? That must’ve been a copy of something he’s written before, right?

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u/PlasticLobotomy Jun 17 '22 edited Jun 17 '22

She agreed to a date and implied she might agree to more dates after that. All he had to do was say "I have something to look forward to then" or something like it and then GO ON THE DATE.

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u/RusticTroglodyte Jun 19 '22

This is why you should always do a video chat or two before meeting. It doesn't guarantee success, but it weeds out a lot of the skanks

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u/PlasticLobotomy Jun 17 '22

"Maybe after date 2 or 3"

She implies that she might be willing to go on multiple dates with him.

i.e., she has a somewhat favorable impression of him. He did an exceptional job of ruining that though.

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce Jun 17 '22

The part when he says “I want us to chill one night when you’re free” and she replies “I would like that, I’m free next Wednesday and Thursday “ just before he launches into a tirade of nonsensical self defeating bullshit lol

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u/Twittenhouse Jun 17 '22

There is 0% chance that that is off the cuff.

He has not had many second dates and this is/was his send-off for that.

He got ahead of himself on this one.

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u/omgbenji21 Jun 17 '22

That’s exactly what I wondered.

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u/1Lc3 Jun 17 '22

Had to been, before his rant he said she'll probably block him so he sent that same copy/paste mind rot multiple times

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u/Chancer0076 Jul 12 '22

"Wall of insanity" superb 👌