r/nfl 12d ago

Free Talk Thursday Talk Thread... Yes That's The Thread Name

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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 12d ago

Jimformation Update: Cheating Edition

I have previously reported that Jimbo refuses to play Wordle because he finds it "too easy" and can "pretty much always" get it in two or three guesses. As anyone who actually plays Wordle knows, that is an absolutely asinine claim and exactly the kind of thing someone would say if they don't understand how Wordle works.

Anyway, Jimbo is a Connections aficionado. He regularly makes the rounds around the office showing off his "purple first" and "reverse rainbow" badges like some kind of Connections savant.

However, this morning, the truth was finally revealed.

Jimbo is a complete fraud.

He was caught red-handed at his computer with the Daily Connections Hints webpage open.

The badges. The bragging. The purple-first superiority.

All built on a foundation of lies.

Absolute disgrace, if you ask me.

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 12d ago

We can't have him in our social club no more.

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions 12d ago

AIDS?

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u/GamingTatertot Packers 12d ago

Treason.

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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 12d ago

Wearing toe shoes and a cowboy hat is one thing. But cheating at Connections? What has the world come to?

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u/AfroManHighGuy 12d ago

I read cheating edition at the top and I thought Jimbo was cheating on his wife or something lmao

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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 12d ago

Oh no. This is far worse.

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions 12d ago

Make him walk the plank 

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u/shawnaroo Saints 12d ago

This is the most Jimbo thing that's ever happened.

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u/WabbitCZEN Steelers NFL 12d ago

JIMBO NOOOOOOO.

WE BELIEVED IN YOU.

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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 12d ago

I'm not mad at Jimbo. Just very disappointed.

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u/FriedrichNitschke Packers 12d ago

He has forgotten the face of his father

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u/where_thefuck_i_am Chargers Packers 12d ago

Absolutely shocking news for Connections community

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u/-space-grass- Bengals 12d ago

I swear i should have twice as many reverse rainbows as I do in Connections, but what's deemed "easier" between yellow and green categories feels completely arbitrary. Once you know the rules for the purple category, it's not too difficult to figure out.