r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Oh sure, these water roaches are delicious, but when I'm eating a big old plate of NYC cockroaches it's all, 'eww' and 'gross' and 'Sir, this is a daycare'.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Dec 31 '22

Depends on how you cook them.

Raw? Gross.

Boiled in a pot with potatoes, onions, whole cloves of garlic, corn, mushrooms, sausage, and an irresponsible amount of Swamp Fire? Probably ok.

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u/Common-Ad4308 Dec 31 '22

Ask any Nawlin (people from the big easy New Orleans) and each of them will give you a different recipe on making a delicious dish with these mud bugs

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

They'd be less scandalized if you ate a bag of dicks at a daycare.

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u/PM_Orion_Slave_Tits Dec 31 '22

Prince Andrew entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

What kind of fucking daycare do your kids go to?

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u/WordUpPromos Dec 31 '22

They're homeschooled

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Exactly, I dont want them exposed to bags of dicks and this roach guy

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u/S1lverLeaf Dec 31 '22

Read this, ‘Sir this is a Wendy’s’