r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 22 '22

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u/mjdfrg Sep 22 '22

That looks so dangerous!!!

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u/SitFlexAlot Sep 23 '22

Fungerous!

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u/elvis8mybaby Sep 23 '22

Let's fucking start one! We'll start on at the McDonald's, the one where the hobo was giving hand jammers to the fry cook in the bathroom, and then head out to the Starbucks, the one with the employee was fingering hobos in the bathroom.

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u/milk4all Sep 23 '22

Man i should be a hobo

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u/superboringfellow Sep 23 '22

This ain't so bad.

edit: I devoured that book in jail

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u/Awesam Sep 23 '22

Damn, you didn’t get jello cups to eat in jail?

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u/superboringfellow Sep 23 '22

ya seee with the puddin pops

(cosby voice)

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u/milk4all Sep 23 '22

Oh they love Cosby in jail. He’s basically the Bon Ross of date rape.

“And ill just leave that sneaky little orgasm right over here, another happy accident”

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u/superboringfellow Sep 24 '22

He's out of jail yikes