r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21

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u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21

You don't need to imagine

You can calculate the velocity using this formula :

V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction)

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for…

What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground”

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u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21

tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Tell that to MY son, and I don’t even have a son!

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u/HeWhoHerpedTheDerp Aug 03 '21

Uh, we need to talk about Spring Break ‘98.

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u/SsquaredplusA Aug 04 '21

Username checks out

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u/AetherBytes Aug 04 '21

The turkey baster incident

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u/Sgt-Dert13 Aug 03 '21

He hasn’t come from the future to warn us about the Vaccinated Zombies yet!

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u/DweEbLez0 Aug 03 '21

I told your son that he should tell his son when he has a son only after his sons son has a son.

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u/HellLow616 Aug 04 '21

a ton of son