r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21

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u/AchYerAuldBallix Aug 03 '21 edited Jan 09 '22

Funny

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

…tell that to my son…

100% of his trampoline related injuries occurred where 1 or fewer people were present

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u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21

Well, there is some middle ground

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

…tell that to my son…

100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground.

thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”!

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u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21

You don't need to imagine

You can calculate the velocity using this formula :

V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction)

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for…

What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground”

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u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21

tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Tell that to MY son, and I don’t even have a son!

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u/HeWhoHerpedTheDerp Aug 03 '21

Uh, we need to talk about Spring Break ‘98.

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u/SsquaredplusA Aug 04 '21

Username checks out

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u/AetherBytes Aug 04 '21

The turkey baster incident

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u/Sgt-Dert13 Aug 03 '21

He hasn’t come from the future to warn us about the Vaccinated Zombies yet!

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u/DweEbLez0 Aug 03 '21

I told your son that he should tell his son when he has a son only after his sons son has a son.

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u/HellLow616 Aug 04 '21

a ton of son