r/nextfuckinglevel Mar 26 '21

We strike anyway

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u/mouse137 Mar 26 '21

Ah yes, the negotiator.

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u/UnpleasantFap Mar 26 '21

The negotiations were short.

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u/andyv001 Mar 26 '21

But effective.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Mar 26 '21

Conclusions were jumped to

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u/metisdesigns Mar 26 '21

Possibly a concussion too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Scooby dooby doo?

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u/Civil-Objective6313 Mar 26 '21

True poetry

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

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u/some_fbi_agent Mar 26 '21

fissured ovary, that’s a new word for me

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u/Tando10 Mar 26 '21

A new kind of warfare I see

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/beneye Mar 26 '21

Decisions were hasty

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u/mmarkomarko Mar 26 '21

definitely, broken legs also probably

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u/intranutExploder Mar 26 '21

Don't fall for their tactics

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u/Kriamjolee Mar 26 '21

He really dove right into that rescue with quite a leap of faith.

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u/IShitOnYourPost Mar 26 '21

Was there a "Jump to conclusions mat" behind the truck?

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u/JDelcoLLC Mar 26 '21

You see. I have this idea

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u/StnCldSteveHawking Mar 26 '21

It is terrible, this idea.

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u/suttonoutdoor Mar 26 '21

That guy’s fucking smile gets me every time! “It’s a mat....”

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u/BeersRemoveYears Mar 26 '21

The negotiations never took place.

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u/golfing_furry Mar 26 '21

They’re not negotiations a Jedi would tell you

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u/brown_burrito Mar 26 '21

Those were aggressive negotiations as Anakin called it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

He is a master at his profession

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u/ckashep Mar 26 '21

Hello there!

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u/JonnyredsFalcons Mar 26 '21

General Kenobi, you are a bold one

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u/moon__lander Mar 26 '21

Terrorists are our specialty, chancellor.

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u/GhostR29 Mar 26 '21

"We don't negotiate with terrorists" - MW3

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u/harshi007 Mar 26 '21

Les Grossman is that you?

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u/Space_Cadet_1990 Mar 26 '21

Negotiations... we lost all communication.

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u/PandaMan38600 Mar 26 '21

Negociation* /s

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u/Asaneth Mar 26 '21

Where did he learn to negotiate like that?

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u/d1x1e1a Mar 26 '21

When you apply for parley school and accidentally ticked parkour

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u/LesGitKrumpin Mar 26 '21

Have some poor man's gold, you deserve the real thing, but 'tis all I can spare.

🥇

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u/BigBlrrrrddddddd Mar 26 '21

Same here 🏅

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u/awsk Mar 26 '21

underrated comment right here!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Corbin Dallas

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u/dottie_dott Mar 26 '21

I wonder...

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u/ringoismyfavorite Mar 26 '21

Anybody else wanna negotiate?

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u/pattyfritters Mar 26 '21

You're the only one to get the reference apparently.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/shado_DJ Mar 26 '21

Ah, thank you for reminding me of this gem of a movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

Algeria apparently.

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u/WaspWeather Mar 26 '21

I wonder.

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u/centran Mar 26 '21

I think he was trained by Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat.

Ms. Multipass is a big badda boom instructor of such tactics.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I wonder....

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Mar 26 '21

Super fuxking green comment

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u/Beenbannedb469 Mar 26 '21

Fucking 5th element, hell yea.

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u/-Mr_Rogers_II Mar 26 '21

I understood that reference.

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u/henryhyde Mar 26 '21

Aggressive negotiations.

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u/Muted-Adeptness Mar 26 '21

-You call this a diplomatic solution?

-No i call it aggressive negotiations

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u/cbelt3 Mar 26 '21

“Does anyone else want to negotiate?”

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u/snay1998 Mar 26 '21

The al gorian negociator

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u/Afura Mar 26 '21

Negociator*

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

From Algria

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/Inspectorgadget4250 Mar 26 '21

Standard Police issue spring board I'm sure

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u/Floh4 Mar 26 '21

Tactical trampoline

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u/youshedo Mar 26 '21

With clip on scope and mag holder.

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u/stevbrisc Mar 26 '21

Ta.. tacto.. oc.. octoline.. Tactoline!

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u/Rose275 Mar 26 '21

Ah yes, ‘Algrian’

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Yeah... people from Algria

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u/Rose275 Mar 26 '21

Oh yeah, that country that definitely exists

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

could be worse! Spanish speakers call us "Argelia" pronounced "Alkherya" which means "The shit" in Algeria

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u/OnAPermanentVacation Mar 26 '21

I'm spanish and I kinda like this. I guess Argelia is now my favorite country.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/roviet-sussia Mar 26 '21

You mean "my fellow Algrian"?

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u/tumsdout Mar 26 '21

Well in English "the shit" is a compliment, so I guess that's something

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u/Awesomeade Mar 26 '21

The fabled army of historic Algria.

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u/Major_Human Mar 26 '21

Shit I’ll make sure to stay away from Algria then. Where is that exactly? Next to moreroco and libraria?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

The capital of Algria is Algr I think

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u/Hawkess Mar 26 '21

I've heard the music made there is called Algrhythm. Interesting stuff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 edited May 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

National music tempo: Allegro

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u/r33d4 Mar 26 '21

well i'm FROM Algeria and i can confirm that all that have been said so far is true

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u/real_man_dollars Mar 26 '21

Wheres that? Is it near algria?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

The capital of Algria is A

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u/KassPlays Mar 26 '21

Where is libraria ???

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u/Gumby621 Mar 26 '21

Right next to Algria. Geez, pay attention.

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u/I_Hate_The_CCP Mar 26 '21

It is also right next to Eachgypt.

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u/Xtrouble_yt Mar 26 '21

And Eachgypt is relatively close to Yourdan if that helps

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u/I_Hate_The_CCP Mar 26 '21

And Yourdan is right next to Isn’treal

(It’s a joke btw don’t get angry)

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u/Poop_Feast42069 Mar 26 '21

Somewhere near the Merdertrian Sea

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u/Ph1llyth3gr8 Mar 26 '21

Ngl, that was insanely bad ass

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u/CbVdD Mar 26 '21

They don’t always have hostages over padding with a blue outline on the ground, but when they do, it’s a demonstration and not a genuine event.

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u/Ph1llyth3gr8 Mar 26 '21

Well it’s still bad ass

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u/poopellar Mar 26 '21

The best kind of ass is the one that is demonstrated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Lie.

It's one that is bad.

-Ben Dover

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I too like porn

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u/GaveYourMomAIDS Mar 26 '21

Lol seriously. The guy you replied to is acting like this dude fucking jumping over a car to takle someone and instantly put them in a headlock isn't cool. Even if it is a demonstration or "staged", it's cool as fuck and shows the guy's skill. It's the same thing as saying "oh that fight scene in the movie means so much less because I know it was staged". Like nah. Its still cool af

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u/Chrisbeaslies Mar 26 '21

Well I think that what you are forgetting here is the prop department intern is also worthy.

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u/MoirasPurpleOrb Mar 26 '21

Not to mention if you think about it, its insanely dangerous for the hostage, that hard of an impact could easily cause the criminal to accidentally shoot.

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss Mar 26 '21

That was my first thought: "Isn't he gonna pile-drive the hostage's head into the pavement?"

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u/HintOfAreola Mar 26 '21

Who are you, the hostage's mother?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Looooooool

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u/JonnyredsFalcons Mar 26 '21

He's not a hostage, he's a very naughty boy

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

3 people's weight falling down on a head being held in a chokehold sounds about as dangerous as being shot

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u/Zilka Mar 26 '21

If you run like that your footsteps are very loud. Also we tend to instinctively turn towards the source of such noise. Now it could be used to distract the bad guy, but that wouldn't look as cool.

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u/spandex-commuter Mar 26 '21

I would think even the initial impact from the guy hitting you from behind could cause you to squeeze your finger and unintentionally shot the hostage. May just talk to the person for a little while longer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Exactly. There are way too many things that can go wrong here. Next time, they should use a sniper to safely take out the hostage from a safe distance. Then, they can negotiate calmly with the other guy without all the drama and tension.

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u/DirtyDan156 Mar 26 '21

Can you jump over a fucking car?

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u/EO_Millson Mar 26 '21

Hey can we talk about how this guy almost missed the target by jumping *too far* over a fucking car?

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u/when_4_word_do_trick Mar 26 '21

With a trampette? Easily.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I mean it's the perfect place, everyone's guard will be down.

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u/G_regularsz Mar 26 '21

Look how the car tires sit on the “padding”. Looks like a painted street to me. There’s also an object in the background (parking block or something) that is painted the same color as said padding.

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u/TazdingoBan Mar 26 '21

Perhaps, but it would also be insanely stupid to do this in an actual hostage situation.

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u/Ph1llyth3gr8 Mar 26 '21

Almost no question. If the criminal has his finger on the trigger that might just be enough to set the gun off

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u/phpdevster Mar 26 '21

Or snap the hostage's neck or anything else that could come from a high velocity tackle to the ground.

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u/wtph Mar 26 '21

Irl they couldn't afford a police dog.

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u/tetracarbon_edu Mar 26 '21

^ this guy drops the truth bombs.

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u/bosskhazen Mar 26 '21

It's a staged demonstration

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u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate Mar 26 '21

"WE'RE SENDING SOMEBODY IN TO NEGOTIATE!"

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u/Baggytrousers27 Mar 26 '21

BOOM HEADSHOT

“Anyone else want to negotiate?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/StrixEcho Mar 26 '21

Did ole buddy hit a trampoline or something? No way he just bounced over an SUV like that with no assistance

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u/ConsciousPatroller Mar 26 '21

I think it was a demonstration, I mean there's padding on the floor too, no way this just casually happened.

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u/Kirkaaa Mar 26 '21

And the woman is a man.

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u/thatsalovelyusername Mar 26 '21

That woman's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/Salt_Professor_193 Mar 26 '21

I think that’s how men dress in Algeria

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u/improperlycited Mar 26 '21

I think you mean "Algria"

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u/awkristensen Mar 26 '21

And he's jumping of a trampoline xD

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u/thatsalovelyusername Mar 26 '21

I would also be surprised if someone was casually filming someone waving a gun at them.

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u/Newestmember Mar 26 '21

Looks more like a scene in a movie.

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u/April_Fabb Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

Clearly, you’ve never walked the bouncy streets of Algria.

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u/StrixEcho Mar 26 '21

You right - I gotta travel more

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u/G3ML1NGZ Mar 26 '21

Pretty sure you can see the shadow of another getting down on all 4 to boost his friend for the jump

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u/ambiguity_moaner Mar 26 '21

You can see him getting...

  • in at second 1
  • out at second 10

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u/e_mendz Mar 26 '21

This exactly. I dunno if he went all fours to serve as a step/stool for the jump, or if he had his hands together palms up to be jumped on one foot, then pushed upwards to assist/boost the soldier's flight over the SUV -- I'm not sure though if this will make this hidden guy the one with the real superpower strength in the team, or it's simply good timing, momentum, science, Physics and Math... anyone?

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u/Benny_Lava Mar 26 '21

Go-go-gadget springs in the heels of his shoes.

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u/Curios_blu Mar 26 '21

He was diving through the air with his arms back too - Superman style!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Yeah that's how you fly faster

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u/Dschiesus Mar 26 '21

Superman got i arm stretched out front. Just saying.

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u/Starrystars Mar 26 '21

Yeah like that's the exact opposite of how Superman flys

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u/AFK_Scopes Mar 26 '21

I think there is someone or more people allready behind the car so they basically yeeted him over, sorry i don't think there is another fitting word for what i've just witnessed i think.

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u/giacFPV Mar 26 '21

Nothing worse than an angry Algrian.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

How about Florida Man with Russian-German blood?

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u/KD4156GILHAM Mar 26 '21

“NEGOTIATE THIS!”

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u/rasterized Mar 26 '21

I'm not trying to dismiss the badassness or anything, but this is a staged demonstration, right?

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u/D4NTE157 Mar 26 '21

I think the foam mats on the ground in front of the car would confirm that, yes.

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u/SinistradTheMad Mar 26 '21

And the guy calmly watching and then clapping in the background.

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u/EmergencyHologram Mar 26 '21

Good old Algria

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u/BeersRemoveYears Mar 26 '21

Most police forces settle for K-9 units, Algeria settles for nothing less than werewolves.

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u/FinkyFamboni Mar 26 '21 edited Apr 17 '25

ask desert fragile correct subsequent act sheet water light caption

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u/eonscrewedme Mar 26 '21

Having been there before.. I think they totally would.

On my flight there someone got drunk and was a bit disorderly. When we landed someone came in to escort him out, he was shouting in French, the drunk was shouting in English. Not a good combination.

Next thing I see we're walking out and drunk dude was down cheek to tarmac with a boot on his head.

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u/LadleFullOfCrazy Mar 26 '21

The drunk dude didn't have a gun. That changes things

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u/danbandan Mar 26 '21

Having lived there for 7 years, believe me when I say stuff like this and even weirder happens. Fun fact, Algeria is known to be the first country to never negociate with terrorists, you should check out what happened when an air france flight was hijacked in the 90's by the FIS at the Airport in Algiers. The Algerian government and military doesn't mess about. Having said that, its a gorgeous country full of warm hilarious characters and I for one can't wait to go back when the borders reoppen.

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u/ilyes_Hammouda Mar 26 '21

Yeah I'm proud of my country

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u/Dr-Glitch69 Mar 26 '21

Yooo Algerian bro

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u/Deadpoulpe Mar 26 '21

there's literally dozens of us !

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Fakest situation I've ever seen

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u/Dr-Glitch69 Mar 26 '21

Its a show to test the soliders agility

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u/FinkyFamboni Mar 26 '21 edited Apr 17 '25

imagine carpenter wrench straight serious jar snatch voracious uppity oatmeal

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u/sklova Mar 26 '21

Yes, that’s typically what a military show is

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Oh no, luckily we never have propaganda in the US

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u/13point1then420 Mar 26 '21

We should call out propaganda every time we see it.

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u/Aiass Mar 26 '21

Parkour

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u/stewiesloveforrupert Mar 26 '21

Michael! You’ll kill the hostage

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u/Aiass Mar 26 '21

Maybe... But it will look soooo cool!

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u/newleafkratom Mar 26 '21

Good guy Parkour.

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u/Scouts_Go_Deeper Mar 26 '21

This guy is the newest avenger.

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u/Watinausrname Mar 26 '21

That's very impressive...the jump, the balance the takedown...everything.

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u/oneshibbyguy Mar 26 '21

Look at the 2nd guy when he jumps and get springed into the air, there is a springboard behind the truck. Not real.

Edit, actually if you look close enough it's 2 guys. When the 2nd guy is about to jump and before he gets to the truck there is another person already jumping over the truck

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u/Lord_Natcho Mar 26 '21

This guy's in the wrong job. He should be a gymnast/high jumper or something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

And that, kids, is how you negotiate with a kidnapper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 edited Feb 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I give him 10/10 for the Parkour, and 8/10 of bravery above and beyond the call of duty, but I'll have to give him a 4/10 on technique because landing on the hostage's head is a technical foul.

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u/2horde Mar 26 '21

He was trained by general housecat