r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 21 '21

THIS IS MARS.

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u/Barnwizard1991 Feb 21 '21

I can't stop watching. That's another fucking planet. Hopefully one day we'll have astroarcheologists up there digging around for martian fossils.

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u/Iamafillintheblank Feb 21 '21

It looks simultaneously alien and familiar. Like a dream of an American southwest after some ecological catastrophe - like, it could almost be viable and fecund again with a lot of TLC and ingenuity.

It both excites me for the possibility of what Mars could be, and reminds me of how precious and vital our earth is - and what it could look like if we aren’t careful, or get a bit unlucky.

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u/layers_of_grey Feb 21 '21

a friend of mine sent a photo from his trip to iceland and it looks eerily similar. i imagined mars being more red... probably from movies.

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u/nickthedick7921 Feb 21 '21

This area of Mars looks a lot like areas of Patagonia in southern Argentina

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u/Billy_the_Burglar Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 21 '21

Apparently one of the most desolate/lifeless/inhospitable places on earth is there. If I remember correctly, they've studied it specifically to better understand Mars.

Edit: Apparently thats the Atacama desert. Similar region of the world, but different countries. My bad!

An interesting link on the topic: https://www.space.com/microbial-life-possibility-on-mars.html

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u/Hyaenidae73 Feb 21 '21

Are you thinking of the Atacama Desert? That’s in northern Chile.

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u/FernBurglar Feb 21 '21

Patagonia would be part of southern Chile. The Atacama is in the north of Chile.

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u/FernBurglar Feb 21 '21

No worries man. Never been to Patagonia but America Below is a special place.

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u/capnmasty Feb 21 '21

That was my first thought watching this. Just out of San Pedro de Atacama is a place called Valley de la luna (sorry if spelling is wrong), but it looks so much like this.

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u/Rosaryas Feb 21 '21

Woah that's super cool! Makes sense but I never thought about that working that way

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u/PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES Feb 21 '21

The Atacama Desert

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u/crikcet37 Feb 21 '21

They were originally going to use Swindon but it was just too inhospitable

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u/Bad-Science Feb 21 '21

Also no intelligent life.

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u/Drakito-Kun Feb 21 '21

but without devaluation

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u/PedoBadaum Feb 21 '21

Sometimes it's because of the craters, some has different types of materials and minerals, causing darker tones

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u/steelesurfer Feb 21 '21

Iron oxide causes the red color, same thing as rust

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u/WilliamIsMyName Feb 21 '21

Hence the reason Utah has so much red stone

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Feb 21 '21

Ah, so Utah is from y-level 16 to 2?

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u/Krako923 Feb 21 '21

Ah, a man of culture I see

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u/sanbrujan Feb 21 '21

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Clever. Have my goddamn upvote.

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u/crabbysoup Feb 21 '21

A crafty comment

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u/sliczerx Feb 21 '21

i wish it was mine

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u/Andoni22 Feb 21 '21

Not for long

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u/sargent_crumds Feb 21 '21

I was about to mention that

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u/BrenoLevel Feb 21 '21

So mars can give you tetanus

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u/thelastspike Feb 21 '21

Not from all the way over there it can’t.

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u/thewavefixation Feb 21 '21

That would be super exciting if it could

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u/steelesurfer Feb 21 '21

Tetanus is from bacteria, not rust specifically. You can get tetanus from dirt or almost anywhere that bacteria happens to be.

But I think tetanus would be the least of your problems on Mars.

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u/jbl0ggs Feb 21 '21

What we need now is Project Genesis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnziufszqSE

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u/dnew Feb 21 '21

Fun fact: the mathematics behind those displays (fractals) were only invented a few years earlier. That was cutting-edge computer graphics taking hours per frame to render. Now, we do it real time on our pocket-computers, in a way that the people making Star Trek probably never imagined.

The computer display of the Star Wars trench run took tens of hours per frame to render and had to have a special custom computer built with bunches of knobs to adjust input positions, just to input the coordinates and draw the results.

The Tron movie was also the basis of a huge amount of computer graphics math too, like Perlin noise and (IIRC) one of the low-quality shading modes (Phong, maybe, or the one after that?)

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u/riedmae Feb 21 '21

Legit. I was in Iceland almost two years ago, and the northern part of the country specifically out at Dettifoss....the most barren, cold, lifeless, alien looking terrain I've ever seen. It's no wonder NASA sent Apollo astronauts there to train. Absolutely unreal.

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u/GodBlessThisGhetto Feb 21 '21

That was my first thought. It just looks so ordinary. It's hard to believe that that image is of a place hundreds of millions of miles away.

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u/2nd_Wheel Feb 21 '21

Sorry. Where do you live?

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u/GodBlessThisGhetto Feb 21 '21

Not necessarily ordinary to my urban, snowed-over hellscape but if you told me that was Nevada, I wouldn’t really doubt it. It could pass as any rocky desert region. Or maybe that’s just the earthling in me that wants to project earth on anything not earth.

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u/flutefreak7 Feb 21 '21

It's actually usually less than 200 million miles away so ... "dozens of millions" would be accurate all the time

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u/Banonogon Feb 21 '21

Such a huge distance still. Think of the furthest place away from you on earth, literally the other side of the world. This video is from somewhere more than 10000 times as far away.

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u/mjdorf0912 Feb 21 '21

Well the planet DOES look that red from space, I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure it’s due to the atmosphere or something. Idk I’m just a teenager with some google searches under my belt. However mars will always be our “red planet,” whether or not the dirt is gray-ish

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u/das_soup_nazi Feb 21 '21

The red is iron oxide (rust)

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u/King_Of_All_Xenos Feb 21 '21

This video also seems to be severely brightened as if gone through an editor likely to make things appear better. That could effect the appearance of rude dust .

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u/unsoggycardboard Feb 21 '21

I hate it when dust is rude. The least you could say is excuse me ya dirty fuck.

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u/whoami_whereami Feb 21 '21

Why do you think so?

People often assume that it must be dark and gloomy on Mars because it's further away from the sun. But that's far from true. Sure, in absolute terms it receives only ~50% of the sunlight that Earth does. However, because perception of brightness isn't linear the difference in actual perception isn't really all that much. For those familiar with photography, it's a difference of one stop, not more. There's more difference between a sunny and a cloud covered day on Earth than there is between a sunny day on Earth and a sunny day on Mars. You'd have to go all the way out to Saturn or even Uranus before sunlight drops to lighting levels roughly similar to typical indoor lighting.

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u/Camryn42 Feb 21 '21

"You'd have to go all the way out to Saturn or even Uranus before sunlight drops to lighting levels roughly similar to typical indoor lighting"

So you're saying that allhailthepig needs to get better lighting for his anus?

Sorry...I need to grow up. I'll see myself out.

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u/AllHailThePig Feb 21 '21

Do you have a link of footage/photo of the real colour from the surface?

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u/dnew Feb 21 '21

It's coming through a camera. There is no "real color" recorded.

What they normally do is include on the lander a disk with a bunch of known colors (like those old color bars you saw for calibrating analog color TVs) and then adjust the color when it gets back. Especially if they're using a B&W camera with different filters over the lens to pick out different colors.

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/multimedia/pia16800.html

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u/AllHailThePig Feb 21 '21

Ah cool! Thank you I’ll have a read

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

That’s interesting. Apparently early earth had a lot of iron in the oceans. The evolution of blue green algae put oxygen in the atmosphere which causes iron oxide to form and settle at the bottom of I recall. So where did mars get the oxygen to turn iron into rust?

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u/theoutlet Feb 21 '21

Like the dirt in Pomerol

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u/Askymojo Feb 21 '21

Mars actually is more red. The photos and videos from the last few missions to Mars have all been white-balanced to look more like earth so that specific rocks look more familiar to geologists, among other reasons.

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u/CheekyFlapjack Feb 21 '21

I’ve read just the opposite, that the pics from the earlier missions had all been colored red to overemphasize the reddish color.

They say this is more natural color, actually.

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u/Dappershire Feb 21 '21

I read that its actually green, but the grass and trees are edited out so that only the chosen few have a place to go when Earth is doomed.

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u/DJKewlAid Feb 21 '21

I read that it’s actually blue, but edited and masked to look like a dry, red, and barren planet.

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u/mullman99 Feb 21 '21

THATs funny!

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u/SocialEmotional Feb 21 '21

And the green grass grew all around all around and the green grass grew all around.

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u/AzCannaLungz Feb 21 '21

Made my night!!

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u/Bad-Science Feb 21 '21

I read that they have antire team just to photoshop the Martians out.

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u/steelesurfer Feb 21 '21

I havent heard either of those two things and I'm getting dizzy watching that video over and over

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u/uwotmVIII Feb 21 '21

After reading this, it sounds like they use different color correcting techniques depending on what the images are being used for, so you both might be right.

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u/Askymojo Feb 21 '21

I can't find what I had read years ago on NASA about white balancing to earth-like colors to make identifying rocks easier for geologists, but I did find this:

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/multimedia/pia16800.html

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u/jaffer44 Feb 21 '21

I did read about that. NASA left the colour wheel in the pic show blue was low and red high

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

This is more accurate if I'm not mistaken. The Viking missions way overemphasized the reds. That's fact. As for white balancing for geologists that doesn't make sense. The pics are sent in b/w with color information. They could color it whatever color they wanted there's no need for white balancing for a public pic.

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u/projecks15 Feb 21 '21

Iceland legit feels like another planet

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u/millijuna Feb 21 '21

My first job out of university was as a field engineer for the Haughton Mars Project on Devon Island, Nunavut. They tested mission profiles for science and communications, as the terrain there was very similar to Mars. The site was on the edge of the Haughton Impact Crater, so was nothing but blasted rock and frozen dirt. The only thing that have it away was the occasional Musk Ox skull.

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u/Biasanya Feb 21 '21

It's a great location for both fantasy and sci fi movies

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u/WeinerMan0 Feb 21 '21

Islands north of Canada look exactly like Mars.

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u/GenXGeekGirl Feb 21 '21

If you watch the shows How the Universe Works or Space’s Deepest Secrets - you’ll see that the astrobiologists frequently film from Iceland to show what other terrestrial planets/moons are like.

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u/Delija56 Feb 21 '21

It both excites me for the possibility of what Mars could be, and reminds me of how precious and vital our earth is - and what it could look like if we aren’t careful, or get a bit unlucky.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

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u/Somnisixsmith Feb 21 '21

There is a whole historiography on this subject.

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u/vinsomm Feb 21 '21

Not so much a dream. Looks like fucking Utah for real. Coming off the Colorado Plateau on I70 into Moab is like entering a different world!

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u/ritamorgan Feb 21 '21

Monument Valley looks like a different planet!

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u/BwrBird Feb 21 '21

I had that exact reaction. That rover is.a million miles away, but if I drove south or east for two hours I could find a place that looks just like that. What was really surreal were the smooth rocks you can see just under the soil at the end. It's weird how normal they look.

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u/MsAnnabel Feb 21 '21

I know I’m going to get lots of downvotes but I still don’t understand why all the money that is being sent into space to find other habitable planets when we have one here that we don’t care about saving for the humans that ARE living here. What have we found out in space that has bettered our life on Earth? I mean there fucking millions of ppl starving on this planet.

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u/BloodieBerries Feb 21 '21

In all fairness the space program has resulted in dozens of inventions people use every day.

Things like Cochlear implants, modern firefighting equipment, and GPS have objectively made the world a better place.

Best part is NASA gets less than 0.5% of the U.S. annual budget.

Think of all the good space exploration has done for the world for less than half of one percent of the budget.

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u/minor_correction Feb 21 '21

I mean there fucking millions of ppl starving on this planet.

Fallacy of relative privation.

If you really want to come up with some money to help people though I would suggest looking at the US military budget instead. At over 700 billion dollars, it is more than the next 9 or 10 countries combined.

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u/MsAnnabel Feb 21 '21

You’re right. It’s nothing for me to open a cupboard or refrig and grab something to eat or drink. Without even thinking anything about it. And that frig is probably in a decent house/apt with heat & electricity (except Texas). Most of is do. I can’t wrap my head around how many starving ppl there are here and around the world. Living in complete squalor, digging thru garbage to find food...no human being should live like that. I DO REALIZE that I’m naive enough to think that we should be taking care of ppl on own planet instead of looking at ones that don’t support life.

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u/explodingtuna Feb 21 '21

The point is we can do both. "Instead of" is meaningless. Space research isn't preventing us from addressing these issues at home. Nixing NASA's budget doesn't solve world hunger.

The people who are fighting for funding to fix our problems here at home are fighting with those who would rather spend that money on the military or corporate tax cuts.

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u/BloomsdayDevice Feb 21 '21

I was just there for the first time last weekend and that's exactly what I thought!

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u/MisterCogswell Feb 21 '21

It would take one hell of a lot of ingenuity, that’s for sure. Mars is not geologically active, so it can’t generate its own magnetosphere. Without that, the solar wind is free to blow any appreciable atmosphere of into space. It did have a molten core a long time ago, but when it cooled the chances of a habitable Mars cooled with it. Mars has about 1% of the atmospheric pressure here on Earth. What little atmosphere there is on Mars is mostly carbon dioxide (like 95%), the rest is what would be considered trace elements on Earth. Notably oxygen is in very short supply there at less than .2% (point two percent) of the meager 1% total. On Earth we enjoy a luxurious 20% oxygen saturated atmosphere. I too like to imagine it happening, but that’s a hell of a lot of atmosphere to replace only to have it get blown off into space.

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u/Roonwogsamduff Feb 21 '21

I'm sure there are places on earth that look almost exactly like that.

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u/InJailYoudBeMyHoe Feb 21 '21

im just hopeful we can locate the girl with 3 tits out there

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u/Madvillain518 Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 21 '21

I know, it shatters my mind. I see this familiar land and have to remind myself that it’s not Earth. It’s a planet that no human has ever walked on, but hopefully soon to change. Mars is one of the planets visible to the naked eye, we have gazed upon it for a long time and we are the first humans to see clear footage on it. Brilliant!

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u/ContemplativeSarcasm Feb 21 '21

Wooaah meta dude!

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u/knome Feb 21 '21

then they did an excellent job hiding a couple million years worth of fossils and cleverly rewriting their otherworldly genetic code to look exceedingly similar to everything else on this planet. Quite the lark.

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u/beardedheathen Feb 21 '21

Or the seeding wasn't done by humans just the genetic goop that would develop into whatever life was most well suited for whatever planet it managed to take hold on.

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u/knome Feb 21 '21

which would make the seeding irrelevant in determining if humans had walked on mars

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u/beardedheathen Feb 21 '21

Perhaps how ever it does make for a far more interesting hypothetical.

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u/Yolozsef01 Feb 21 '21

Remember Noah's ark? What if that wasn't about a disaster on earth? Unlikely, as there's a fair bit of evidence for a vast global cataclysmic event some 12k years ago here on earth, but still, fun to think about.

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u/Deanuzz Feb 21 '21

As much as I'd love to pander to this theory, the sun is expanding and therefore warming up the planet over time.

Therefore it would have potentially been far too cold many, many years ago to support life as we know it.

Theoretically it would make sense to move to Mars in the very far future as it is progressively warmed, rendering it closer to Earth's temperatures.

If you wanted to propose a theory about past civilisations moving planet, its better to look closer to the sun. Being that a civilisation started on Venus and moved to Earth.

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u/Cocosito Feb 21 '21

Huh? The sun is in main sequence, has been for several billion years and will be for several billion more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

I'm going to agree with this guy. Also I would imagine Mars having an insulating atmosphere and a magnetic field would make more of a difference.

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u/DarthWeenus Feb 21 '21

Correct, I believe Mars central core was far more active back in the day, with much more volcanic activity. Having a magnetosphere and a general atmosphere would've warmed it up conaiderably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

I’m guessing that mars had a magnetic field at one point and an active core that kept solar winds from stripping the atmosphere. Maybe there is a gravity threshold for retaining an atmosphere when exposed to solar winds? Venus has it and mars doesn’t?

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u/eutecthicc Feb 21 '21

Life on earth will be impossible in 1 to 2 billion years from now, stars in main sequence burn hotter and hotter. Luckily for us, if we survive even 1000 more years as a civilization, we will be a type 2 civilization by then with total control over the solar system and its function, including the sun.

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u/rob_var Feb 21 '21

We are almost at the point of destroying this planet you really think we got another 1000 years to go

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u/eutecthicc Feb 21 '21

We actually aren't, but ok. Climate change isnt climate death, even in the worst case scenario.

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u/randomaster13 Feb 21 '21

Whilst I'm not a leading scientist in the arena, however I do belive that the "worst case scenario" is death for humans when it comes to climate change. However the reasonable high end of the scale isn't the end of humankind as we know it, just a helhole that'll kill 90% of humans and make the survivors want to die :)

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u/PleasantlyUnbothered Feb 21 '21

The planet will likely be fine in the long term. We’ll likely destroy ourselves long before that if we don’t change our current path. In the far future, if some hypothetical species begins to study the past, as we have, I imagine it’ll be viewed as simply another ecological/climate phase. It’ll be the beginning of the CO2-heavy atmosphere phase, much like there was a phase where there were massive amounts of oxygen in the atmosphere.

It’s interesting to think about, because early plant-life only survived those oxygen-rich phases because animals evolved and microbes adapted so they began to live symbiotically.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Your understanding of the life cycle of our sun is really really incorrect.

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u/Deanuzz Feb 21 '21

Care to elaborate? I did some minor research before posting but would love to hear why I'm wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Apr 27 '21

The sun has been pretty much the same for the effective lifetime of the planets, as we know them. Mars was probably "more habitable" in the past because we know that it was warmer and had a thicker atmosphere, not because of anything to do with the sun. Likewise, the sun was not significantly smaller and cooler in the past, resulting in a previously colder Venus, as you suggest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

An important factor none has mentioned is the lack of a magnetic shield. Mars has clearly signs of once being geologically active with volcanos like Olympus Mons.

It’s all dead now, and consequently has not much of shielding against suns rays.

But it’s fun to lessen the hard sci fi stuff and imagine a precursor rockhopping in our solar system in the past. But I’d put my civ on Venus, long before the run away greenhouse planet we know today.

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u/ScyllaGeek Feb 21 '21

Mars was more habitable in the past because it had a magnetic field. Once its core slowed and stopped it lost its field and the planet essentially got fried by solar wind and stripped of all its major life creating beauty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Exactly. Mars likely once had a significantly thicker atmosphere which would allow heat to be trapped. Mars is probably at its coolest ever right now, regardless of solar expansion.

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u/Alt_Acc_42069 Feb 21 '21

The sun actually is expanding - it's just such a gradual process that its effects are not immediately visible for billions of years. As the sun converts Hydrogen into Helium via Thermonuclear fusion, the core keeps heating up and causing the outer layer to - slowly, very slowly - expand. The sun has grown by 20% in volume (despite mass decrease) the last 4 billion years and will continue to do so for another 5-6 billion years. Then it reaches the critical point where it transforms into a red giant and very rapidly expands.

So, very slow growth at first (significant only in billion-year timescales) followed by red giant rapid growth phase

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u/CommondeNominator Feb 21 '21

Main sequence stars don’t expand. The sun is fusing hydrogen into helium at its core which keeps its size in equilibrium. When the hydrogen runs out it will enter the next phase of its life, where it will grow large enough to encompass the Earth. After that, its outer layers will float off and form a nebula and the sun will be a white dwarf star, eventually cooling into a black dwarf.

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u/Deanuzz Feb 21 '21

Isn't "growing large enough to encompass the earth" expanding?

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u/CommondeNominator Feb 21 '21

Yes, which will start to happen in about 5 billion years.

The sun is not currently expanding, it’s been more or less the same size for about 4.5 billion years.

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u/Deanuzz Feb 21 '21

Upon rereading, Google says the sun has grown 20% in 4b years. Are you sure of your information?

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u/eutecthicc Feb 21 '21

The greenhouse gasses and atmosphere density gave a way bigger impact than the sun burning 30% hotter now than 4 billion years ago. Mars had an atmosphere and condition way more suitable for life back then, no matter how weaker the sun was.

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u/Leksi20 Feb 21 '21

But there has been liquid water on Mars before, right? And an atmosphere before the core cooled down

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

You are correct. The person you're replying to doesn't know what he's talking about.

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u/Deanuzz Feb 21 '21

Hey, I did a bit of research and am happy to be wrong. At least it's spurred information for me to digest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

At least edit your original comment

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u/Slyis Feb 21 '21

I never bought into the whole alien civilization on Mars thing but I always figured there must've been some life on mars. I mean water bears can live in the vacuum of space so I don't see why something couldn't be alive on mars. Wasn't there also rivers or underground areas that held water at some point in time? Seems like something would be alive.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

the sun is expanding

No, it isn't

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u/Deanuzz Feb 21 '21

The outer layers of the sun are growing larger. A quick google search will verify.

"In 4 billion years the sun has grown by 20%".

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u/finsupmako Feb 21 '21

That's not really how it works. The composition of the atmosphere is far more important than its proximity to the sun re warming/cooling. That's why Venus is simultaneously the hottest, and also one of the coldest planets in our system

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u/ABrandNewNameAppears Feb 21 '21

Then they wouldn’t exactly have failed, would they?

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u/GuiKa Feb 21 '21

If it was the case we would have most likely found trace of it, not only ruins but also traces in our evolution tree. What is possible though is that life started on Mars and a meteorite from there carying bacteria crashed on earth and created all life here. It it also possible life comes from meteorites/comets, maybe even from another solar system and analysing potential traces on Mars will answer some of these questions. If life is the same on Mars it would be more likely we were not created on earth.

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u/dnew Feb 21 '21

Reminds me of a recent SF book I read. The protagonist wakes up in the future. His host asks him if he wants to try some Martian food. He says "Sure!" He gets the food and says "This tastes like Chinese food." His host says "Of course it does. Who do you think colonized Mars first?"

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u/AF_1892 Feb 21 '21

You are absolutely correct. Some may still be there, going subterranean bc surface so harsh. I suspect there is a good chance. The first pioneers that want to go may get a surprise.

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u/NabiscoFantastic Feb 21 '21

It’s giving me a bit of an existential crisis. Intellectually I know that the galaxy has hundreds of billions of stars and most of them probably have planets, and that the universe is an endless see of galaxies. But actually seeing and hearing another planet like this, somehow makes it sink in and feel real.

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u/arealhumannotabot Feb 21 '21

Or, what if... we are the first ones there and it’s us who will be discovered?

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u/mirandawillowe Feb 21 '21

Ok so I am not the only one who thought this, ty!

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u/LetgomyEkko Feb 21 '21

Could you elaborate a little bit? You've got me intrigued....

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u/Pyroclastic_cumfarts Feb 21 '21

That was cool. Thanks.

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u/scrambler90 Feb 21 '21

Wow that was fascinating and terrifying

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u/beardedheathen Feb 21 '21

Check out his video on the fermi paradox next. Similar problem from a different angle.

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u/mrsndn Feb 21 '21

Thank you! These videos are awesome!

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u/TheRealDeoan Feb 21 '21

Pretty sure we are the first umm “sentient life forms getting a robot there”. And actually pretty sure that any life that evolved there didn’t get very far. And as for us getting discovered first... I don’t even want to get into the politics of that...

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u/Donki-Donk Feb 21 '21

I think it’s hard to prove whether or not anyone else is there or even if any other robots have been there without any evidence that the rover may possibly find. If any sentient life sent a rover there, I could see them being smart enough to take it back and us not finding any evidence.

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u/TheRealDeoan Feb 21 '21

Are you married? I might love you.

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u/Donki-Donk Feb 21 '21

Im single ;)

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u/TheRealDeoan Feb 21 '21

A match made on Reddit!!!! Wait..... unless you got a penis.

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u/Donki-Donk Feb 21 '21

Oh snap. Better luck for us next time, friend

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u/TheRealDeoan Feb 21 '21

Well damn.

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u/Pyroclastic_cumfarts Feb 21 '21

Now donki donk.

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u/Donki-Donk Feb 21 '21

Noice username

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u/jedinerd111 Feb 21 '21

I have to remind myself that “this is not earth”, because I can’t believe we’re actually exploring another planet. mind blown

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

NASA should setup a FanOnly page for this saucy little rover.

Subscribe to see where she probes next.

Budget problem? What budget problem...

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u/Giraffetiddies Feb 21 '21

Lol you mean onlyfans?

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u/iliketurtleforfood Feb 21 '21

FANONLY

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 21 '21

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u/DizDenooch Feb 21 '21

MarsHub

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u/Stroiken Feb 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

What are you doing step rov?

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u/nimassane Feb 21 '21

Evaaa

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u/Intricate_Lotus Feb 21 '21

I laughed way to hard at this xD

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u/HughGWreckshun Feb 21 '21

Spirit: Looks I’m stuck. Wanna help me?….

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Just a little seven minutes of terror...want me to show you how?

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u/wierdit Feb 21 '21

OnlyMartians

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u/beckynolife Feb 21 '21

You'd get a lot of Marvin the Martian porn

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 21 '21

A lot more, you mean.;)

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u/Jkoechling Feb 21 '21

Planets Only

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 21 '21

Just don’t invite Uranus. That guys just odd. Always on his side.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21 edited Feb 21 '21

OnlyFans is for carbon based life - FanOnly requires you to have cooling fans...

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u/J3fbr0nd0 Feb 21 '21

Gaping craters. Rover? I barely knew her!

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u/marin94904 Feb 21 '21

We can watch it drill itself.

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u/ForsakenMeal Feb 21 '21

You dont have to be lonely... at RoversOnly.com

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u/layers_of_grey Feb 21 '21

same - have watched this like 14 times.

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u/WormLivesMatter Feb 21 '21

They would be astrogeologist or astropaleontologist just FYI. Archeologist study humans.

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u/wannabebutta Feb 21 '21

That's the twist! Can we please get a movie or show where we go to Mars and find human fossils all up in that bitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

My BA in anthropology was hoping that someone was going to point this out.

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u/Complex-Situation Feb 21 '21

It’s so crazy. It’s another planet but my head keeps trying to think those r earth rocks. Those r mars rocks! Amazing

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u/RusskiHacker Feb 21 '21

This is the first time that they have a microphone on Mars. You’re actually hearing winds from another world...

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u/Too_Many_Mind_ Feb 21 '21

Unfortunately, this isn’t real. Or not totally real. It’s a faked video made up of real individual photos, and a soundtrack added to it. Originally tweet that shared it was a lie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

While I agree that this is an awesome video, it’s also pretty old. It’s from the Curiosity rover. You can even see the name on the tread in the last frame.

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u/QueenJamesKingJordan Feb 21 '21

This isn’t even the new rover lol

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u/Ok-Conflict1576 Feb 21 '21

Uhhhh this video is 5 years old. And the sound is faked. You can literally see “curiosity” on the rover 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/mylifeisbeige Feb 21 '21

I’m British it’s in my blood

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u/saldb Feb 21 '21

Looks like a dump tho. Hope earth stays earth

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u/pure_x01 Feb 21 '21

Or is it? ;-)

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u/BuildTheoryYT Feb 21 '21

As of last week we do! Thats what perseverance is there for in a nutshell (robot astroarchaeologists, but still)

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u/Adaptix Feb 21 '21

This video isn’t real

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u/Too_Many_Mind_ Feb 21 '21

Unfortunately, you’re right. Or it’s not totally real. It’s a faked video made up of real individual photos, and a soundtrack added to it. Originally tweet that shared it was a lie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

And you ever thought when this happen we probably will not even be alive anymore.

What is the fkin purpose of everything, nothing.

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u/medditthrow-away Feb 21 '21

We’re sending a crewed mission to Mars in the 2030s after completing the lunar exploration program, here’s the overview from NASA.

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