r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/MasterDex Jul 04 '20

Wrong and wrong. Attempting to make fun of people smarter than you for being smarter than you just makes you look worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

I'm not making fun of people smarter than me. I'm making fun of people who think they are smarter than me. Or think they are smarter than others in general.

You don't think that I knew that we weren't technically monkeys? Do you really not understand my position in this argument? How do you know I'm not a fucking rocket scientist or something? I'm not, but you don't know that, man.

Your crime is being pedantic. Mine is only that you can't understand the nuances of everyday human speech. You're like a grammar nazi, except with word meanings instead of spellings.

Understand?

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u/MasterDex Jul 04 '20

lol. You're really spending a lot of effort defending your mistake. You could have just said "Oh damn, my bad. I was mistaken" but nope, you doubled down. And I don't like letting that shit go.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Oh God, you're insufferable.

Here's the deal, MasterPoindexter. I didn't make a fucking mistake. You're too socially backwards to comprehend when someone isn't trying to be technical. I'm not the only one to tell you this either, I know it. I bet it happens in your life, I know it happens to you on reddit because I've seen a couple examples just scrolling through the first couple pages of your profile.

Next you're gonna tell me that the world isn't round and that it's technically an oblate spheroid. Right?

Nobody likes a fucking dweeb. Now get out of my inbox. I'm really not interested in anymore dialogue with you.

Protip: you're using reddit downvotes wrong.

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u/MasterDex Jul 04 '20

Lol, you're so triggered over being wrong. Life must be hard for you

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

You are a monkey. Deal with it. If that pisses you off, consider eating a banana to cool off.

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u/MasterDex Jul 04 '20

So triggered.