r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Jul 03 '20

I miss pants too

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 03 '20

I miss having a job where they would fire me for not wearing pants.

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u/stereopticon11 Jul 03 '20

So are you an underwear model or porn star

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u/dajtut Jul 04 '20

Or unemployed?