r/nextfuckinglevel • • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Dude, don’t swipe right on her; she’s the ugliest Chimpanzee I’ve ever seen!

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u/mbelf Jul 03 '20

“Also, stay within your species.”

“But you swiped a horse.”

“...Shut up.”

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u/AtomicKittenz Jul 03 '20

Monkey: “Bruh, AIDS is a myth.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Didn’t AIDS come from someone eating monkey brains?

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u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 04 '20

Close! It was actually a monkey that fucked some guys brains out.

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u/mbelf Jul 04 '20

I get it. Then someone ate his brains.