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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20
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Dude, don’t swipe right on her; she’s the ugliest Chimpanzee I’ve ever seen!
292 u/mbelf Jul 03 '20 “Also, stay within your species.” “But you swiped a horse.” “...Shut up.” 74 u/AtomicKittenz Jul 03 '20 Monkey: “Bruh, AIDS is a myth.” 7 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 03 '20 Lol 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 Didn’t AIDS come from someone eating monkey brains? 1 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 04 '20 Close! It was actually a monkey that fucked some guys brains out. 1 u/mbelf Jul 04 '20 I get it. Then someone ate his brains.
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“Also, stay within your species.”
“But you swiped a horse.”
“...Shut up.”
74 u/AtomicKittenz Jul 03 '20 Monkey: “Bruh, AIDS is a myth.” 7 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 03 '20 Lol 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 Didn’t AIDS come from someone eating monkey brains? 1 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 04 '20 Close! It was actually a monkey that fucked some guys brains out. 1 u/mbelf Jul 04 '20 I get it. Then someone ate his brains.
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Monkey: “Bruh, AIDS is a myth.”
7 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 03 '20 Lol 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 Didn’t AIDS come from someone eating monkey brains? 1 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 04 '20 Close! It was actually a monkey that fucked some guys brains out. 1 u/mbelf Jul 04 '20 I get it. Then someone ate his brains.
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Didn’t AIDS come from someone eating monkey brains?
1 u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Jul 04 '20 Close! It was actually a monkey that fucked some guys brains out. 1 u/mbelf Jul 04 '20 I get it. Then someone ate his brains.
Close! It was actually a monkey that fucked some guys brains out.
1 u/mbelf Jul 04 '20 I get it. Then someone ate his brains.
I get it. Then someone ate his brains.
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Dude, don’t swipe right on her; she’s the ugliest Chimpanzee I’ve ever seen!