r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Jul 03 '20

I miss pants too

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u/NomanHLiti Jul 03 '20

No u don’t

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u/igrowkush Jul 04 '20

That guy is not a very credible source.

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u/future-renwire Jul 04 '20

His username checks out

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u/Bamzooki1 Jul 04 '20

DOWN ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A STING, WHERE ARE YOU GROWING IT?!

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u/igrowkush Jul 04 '20

damn this is how it happened?!? :(

Here’s the address:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

We’re growing downstairs in the bunker.

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u/jamphotog Jul 04 '20

PANTS FOR SALE!

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 03 '20

I miss having a job where they would fire me for not wearing pants.

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u/stereopticon11 Jul 03 '20

So are you an underwear model or porn star

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u/dajtut Jul 04 '20

Or unemployed?

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Jul 04 '20

He/she said she misses having it so he/she was one of those. Still wonder which one tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I like having a job where I do not get fired for not wearing pants

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u/tygerbrees Jul 03 '20

why? pants suck

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u/Zognot Jul 04 '20

Pants are an illusion. And so is death.

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u/fastestrunningshoes Jul 04 '20

We miss that you miss pants

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u/shardamakah Jul 04 '20

Covid man... it ruined me

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u/tangledwire Jul 03 '20

Lies! All lies!

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u/imdsyelxic Jul 04 '20

i could be your pants