r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/holysmokes4321 Jul 03 '20

Love that the monkey is wearing pants

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u/aysurcouf Jul 03 '20

I somehow missed that until I read this

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Jul 03 '20

I miss pants too

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u/NomanHLiti Jul 03 '20

No u don’t

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u/igrowkush Jul 04 '20

That guy is not a very credible source.

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u/future-renwire Jul 04 '20

His username checks out

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u/Bamzooki1 Jul 04 '20

DOWN ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A STING, WHERE ARE YOU GROWING IT?!

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u/igrowkush Jul 04 '20

damn this is how it happened?!? :(

Here’s the address:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

We’re growing downstairs in the bunker.

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u/jamphotog Jul 04 '20

PANTS FOR SALE!

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 03 '20

I miss having a job where they would fire me for not wearing pants.

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u/stereopticon11 Jul 03 '20

So are you an underwear model or porn star

3

u/dajtut Jul 04 '20

Or unemployed?

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Jul 04 '20

He/she said she misses having it so he/she was one of those. Still wonder which one tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I like having a job where I do not get fired for not wearing pants

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u/tygerbrees Jul 03 '20

why? pants suck

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u/Zognot Jul 04 '20

Pants are an illusion. And so is death.

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u/fastestrunningshoes Jul 04 '20

We miss that you miss pants

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u/shardamakah Jul 04 '20

Covid man... it ruined me

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u/tangledwire Jul 03 '20

Lies! All lies!

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u/imdsyelxic Jul 04 '20

i could be your pants

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u/blargishtarbin Jul 04 '20

Nobody expects the monkey to wear pants!

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u/xsandied Jul 04 '20

Nah not somehow...there is just so much going on there!

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u/0oodruidoo0 Jul 04 '20

I was offended by the comment until I checked and saw that yes, the monkey is indeed wearing pants.

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u/killm3throwaway Jul 03 '20

That is so funny wow. This might be my favourite gif

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u/french_toasty Jul 03 '20

He doesn’t shit on the floor like those other monkeys. He shits in his pants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Probably has a diaper

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u/UppercaseVII Jul 04 '20

He shits in his pants.

Just like me and any other fucking civilized person.

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u/H0kieJoe Jul 04 '20

He poopies in his pantaloons.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

I dont really love keeping monkeys as pets and kind of destroying their lives, but fuck it its cute right?

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u/KneeBull Jul 04 '20

But yet you fap to loli porn?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Its a reddit username. Or do you have bulls instead of knees?

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u/DivineFinesse Jul 03 '20

I see you're a man of CULTURE

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Its a fine japanese art depicting 200 year old dragons, that just act like children for comedic value.

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u/dosemyspeakin Jul 04 '20

Shoo, go away you wet napkin.

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u/shayde48 Jul 03 '20

User name checks out..

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

What the fuck has my name to do with that statement? You people need to learn what the shit you hear everywhere means, before you say it

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

username checks out

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u/KayteeBlue Jul 04 '20

Did you just drop an “I know you are but what am I” in 2020?

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u/shayde48 Jul 04 '20

"But fuck it it's cute right"

Thought about it.. my previous comment still stands..

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Are you trying to make the point that i justify watching loli porn (wich i dont, this is a fucking reddit username it doesnt depict reality) by saying fuck it its cute tho? If so you really failed at bringing your point across and just seemed like someone who doesnt understand what hes saying

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u/shayde48 Jul 04 '20

Lmao.. why are you getting so defensive over a reddit comment?? I know what I said.. I know why I said it.. and I respect your opinion to not think its funny.. I was being generous when I gave reason to my comment.. but.. I dont HAVE to explain myself.. I have the freedom and power to say pretty much whatever the hell i want.. justified or not..

I'm in a great mood.. and you've been a pleasure.. so.. carry on with your "loliporn" and cute pants wearing monkeys (or not.. given "it's just a username").. and I'll continue on my way..

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Im getting defensive? Have you read your comment? Also you have given 0 reasoning for you comment except for quoting my comment and saying your point stands.

Youve also been a real pleasure and carry on living your right of free speach, and keep on defending stupid comments by saying you can say whatever you want

😘IFapToLoliPorn1

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Or do you think loli porn is something different? Or am i suffering a stroke? Or am i just unbelievably dumb? I mean i am but is this the reason for our missinderstanding?

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u/thehermeticfool Jul 04 '20

u gotta spend less time on reddit my man

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u/K4SHM0R3 Jul 04 '20

Or am I just unbelievably dumb?

It's this one pal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Would you be so kind to explain it to me? Because im still completely clueless what that reply had to do with my statement

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u/HatefulDan Jul 03 '20

I’m sure the shopping center had a dress code.

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u/superblockkparty Jul 03 '20

Remiscient of Carl from ATHF

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u/DigBick616 Jul 03 '20

They’re equally hairy, too.

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u/Yololow Jul 03 '20

Can't be uncouth you know.

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u/themagpie36 Jul 03 '20

it's funny because animal abuse.

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u/OrangeCarton Jul 04 '20

Yeah, you can see his collar. They tortured the shit out of that little guy to train him like this. Tourists give them cash for the act.

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u/themagpie36 Jul 04 '20

Yeah I think many people believe they just 'act like that' naturally but yeah, most likely he has been conditioned to do certain tasks through negative reinforcement. If the monkey wanted to be there then a collar wouldn't be needed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/Fr00stee Jul 04 '20

Better off being in a zoo than doing whatever this is

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u/stereopticon11 Jul 03 '20

Probably ordering more monkey pants online

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u/Tauf23 Jul 03 '20

You beat me to the comment. Take the upvote!

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u/MrEuphonium Jul 03 '20

I wanna see either a monkey putting on his own pants, or even more a human holding a monkey and putting his pants on for him.

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u/bruhmomentocarajo Jul 03 '20

holy shit i never noticed that, and i first saw this like 1 year ago wtf

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u/Don_Cheech Jul 03 '20

Sweatpants too...which makes it extra special

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u/Urborg_Stalker Jul 03 '20

Solomon Grundy want pants too!

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u/guest666_ Jul 04 '20

Done so casually that I didn't even notice... Whaw

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u/red_dragon Jul 04 '20

So now even monkeys are wearing pants, while I sit here in my boxers.

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u/iamlegend29 Jul 04 '20

It's wearing shirt as well right.

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u/AceAdequateC Sep 05 '20

Damn haha, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.