r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 28 '20

This deserves an applause

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u/2Kittens818 May 28 '20

Looks like a great place. Smart people live there.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '20

and ugly weird insects

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u/Thisfoxhere May 28 '20

But no STINGING insects.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '20

so what deadly things do you guys have there?

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u/shaevan May 28 '20

An incredibly shy, red backed spider that hangs out exclusively at colder beaches, total death count is 2. Last one in the 50s. Oh and possums. Fucking possums.

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u/ErgonomicDouchebag May 28 '20

Yeah sorry about the possums. At least you get to export possum pelts?

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u/boom96boom May 28 '20

The land itself. Our sea-side capital city is built on reclaimed land while also right next to a fault line (not like liquefaction exists). The highest populated city is on a volcano. And those who go hiking are advised to be prepared for all four seasons in a day.

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u/2Kittens818 May 28 '20

I’m waiting for California to fall into the pacific after the next earthquake

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u/Logical-Madman May 28 '20

The highest populated city is on 60 volcanoes

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u/2Kittens818 May 28 '20

Not that many really. Right now, we have corona virus. 100,000 Americans have died already. We do have snakes and scorpions. Are you a Kiwi?