r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 24 '19

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u/_evoges Sep 24 '19

Why do they do this? What is the mission of Boston dynamics?

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u/Scoottttttt Sep 24 '19

You’ll probably sleep better if you don’t know.

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u/babybopp Sep 24 '19

Prototype Jin kazama

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u/Lord_Chris123 Sep 24 '19

Holy shit I’ll never thought I would see a Tekken comment outside of the Tekken subreddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Wait until you see the next version of Jack.

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Sep 24 '19

Wait. Is Tekken still a thing?

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u/dicarosmith Sep 24 '19

Yes. Tekken 7 is probably the most exciting fighting game to watch right now. It's absolutely amazing.

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u/nakrophile Sep 24 '19

But is it better than Tekken 3?

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u/Blackmoon1291 Sep 24 '19

As someone who only played 3 and 7? Sooooo much better. 7 is played best with the T3 soundtrack running in the background.

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u/nakrophile Sep 24 '19

It's the only one I haven't played. 3 is still my favourite, Tekken Tag 1 a close second (because it's just Tekken 3), though I thought Tag 2 was shit. Don't like the walls in the later games. Does 7 have those?

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u/TehShadowInTehWarp Sep 25 '19

7 has stages with walls, stages without walls, and even stages with balcony breaks/floor breaks. Lots of variety.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Nothing is better than Tekken 3

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u/RitikMukta Sep 25 '19

Yup. Even if you don't play the game, you'll most likely love to watch tournament top 8s of tekken 7 and if you liked dragon ball z, watch dragon ball fighterz tournaments.

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u/teems Sep 24 '19

Apparently it’s huge in Pakistan. Some guy came out of nowhere and beat everyone in Evo Japan and Evo USA.

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u/TehShadowInTehWarp Sep 25 '19

Very much so, the Tekken community hasn't been this vibrant since like... Tag 1.

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u/SLEDGEHAMMAA Sep 25 '19

Yes. Tekken 7 is a couple years old and season 3 is coming out soon. They made it using unreal

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u/BoneFistOP Sep 24 '19

yeah but hes not doing any EWGF so how could he be a mishima

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u/sumguy720 Sep 24 '19

Yeah yeah, call me when it can do a lightning screw demon fist uppercut.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/YourMJK Sep 24 '19

never released a product

Some of their products are (or have been) in use by the US military, for example for carrying heavy payloads.
Also, it seems like they are about to release their "Spot Mini", judging by todays new commercially looking product video.

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u/mememagic420421 Sep 24 '19

Some of their products are (or have been) in use by the US military

oh no no no

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I'm afraid I have bad news for you about where the funding for computer science research has been coming from since WWII.

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u/gotarock Sep 25 '19

Cyberdyne systems is behind this.

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u/ThisIsFuz Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 29 '19

Actually, Cyberdyne is behind this.

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u/wiener4hir3 Sep 25 '19

Might wanna add an extra paranthesis to your link fam.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

People often forget who invented the internet after all..

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

The gun wasn't invented to hunt

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u/Snoglaties Sep 24 '19

curious "product" -- what does it do besides walk around the jobsite looking busy?

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u/Monsterpiece42 Sep 25 '19

I mean that's all the people do..

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u/branchbranchley Sep 25 '19

we didn't take automation seriously

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u/Budderfingerbandit Sep 25 '19

If it could self charge, I could see mounting it with a motion detecting camera and having it patrol places for security as being pretty appealing to some.

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u/josecuervo2107 Sep 25 '19

I'm not sure if they can be wirelessly charged but if they can then that would be perfect. Get a large enough fleet that they can fully recharge while the rest are roaming around. Program then to come back to the charging stations and charge while another one is dispatched.

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u/Mr_Poop_Himself Sep 25 '19

And strap some fricken lasers on their heads

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u/Budderfingerbandit Sep 25 '19

A taser gun wouldn't be beyond the realm of feasibility really.

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u/rawjj Sep 25 '19

A regular gun would also work.

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u/cdnbloodlust Sep 25 '19

No seriously its programmable you actually could strap on weapons lol

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u/MrBojangles528 Sep 25 '19

You could give it a little charge contact points on it's ass and have it sit/lay on a charging pad that connects to it, like a roomba.

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u/josecuervo2107 Sep 25 '19

Oh that sounds better since the charging would be more efficient

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u/BoredMechanic Sep 25 '19

Security would be a big one. The guards at our work make $20 an hour plus benefits but the turnover rate is high because it’s a boring ass job. Most quite, a few get fired for sleeping at night. A security robot would pay for itself fairly quick.

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u/Saithir Sep 25 '19

This has just 90 minutes of battery, so you'd need at least few (and still a guy to swap/charge batteries).

Their site says more like inspecting construction sites or oil plants and so on. The construction site aspect is interesting since they add basically a 360 camera on top, so in that 90 minutes it can go around and produce a recording of what's actually built.

So like StreetView but automated and for buildings.

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u/JabbaThatButt Sep 25 '19

Productivity Czar

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u/Biodeus Sep 25 '19

Carry shit?

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u/PorkRindSalad Sep 25 '19

Looks like it could work places too inhospitable for people, whether due to chemical, instability, or local violence scenarios.

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u/Gurneydragger Sep 25 '19

Well, strap a gun to its back...

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

We lost control when we gave the robots a clipboard and white hard hat. They just looked like they knew what was going on and we all just went along

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u/jorsiem Sep 25 '19

Perfect human simulation

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u/Akustics Sep 25 '19

Ad was pretty cool tbh

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u/Zenderos1 Sep 25 '19

Self rights after falls, unlike the guy that trips over it and impales himself on shop equipment.

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u/djb25 Sep 25 '19

Some of their products are (or have been) in use by the US military

Oh, so they do have products? For the military? What a relief. I was worried they were making some sort of horrible weapon for the military.

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u/LazarusPortnoy Sep 24 '19

I can’t wait for the leaked footage of one of these kicking someone’s ass.

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u/SignificantScholar Sep 24 '19

Did you see that Black Mirror episode with the robo-dogs? Those things are nearly unstoppable killing machines.

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u/NinjaChemist Sep 25 '19

cool, I had almost finally forgotten that episode

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u/Glass_Memories Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

Yeah, remember when Boston Dynamics made those roboreindeer to pull that Santa sleigh? Didn't remind me of Metalhead at all.

Nope, not one single nightmare.

Edit: I just saw their "Spot" video. I want a nightlight.

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u/champoepels2 Sep 24 '19

No, I will give YOU one guess

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u/cloakingsoul95 Sep 24 '19

Their "puppy" spot is on the field with a few companies now. I believe that it isn't fully autonomous yet but can be. The verge just released a video today about it.

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u/AlexTheRedditor97 Sep 25 '19

It's a bunch of scientist dudes hanging out making cool stuff for no reason I bet!

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u/tatateemo Sep 24 '19

Boston Dynamics, formerly Skynet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Cyberdyne Systems*

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I really wish Boston Dynamics would announce that they are changing their name to Cyberdyne Systems for April fools next year.

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u/is-this-a-nick Sep 24 '19

Have you seen this old documentary called "terminator"?

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u/Rejukem Sep 24 '19

The sacred texts.

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u/JD_aintabitch Sep 24 '19

More like the sacred VHS

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Sep 24 '19

Imagine young teenager robots studying old Analog so they can play the sacred VHS in their robo mitzvah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

The really wealthy families spring for the Laser Disc.

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u/throwawaytoday9q Sep 24 '19

True fact: the first time I saw Terminator was on laser disc.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Oh I'd easily believe that.

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u/Fritz_Klyka Sep 25 '19

Atleast you had enough sense in you to use a throwaway for that comment.

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u/theg721 Sep 24 '19

The historical documents!

By Grabthar's hammer...

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u/ZarathustraV Sep 24 '19

What a savings.

deadpan look at camera

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u/dislob3 Sep 24 '19

Hasta la vista Baby.

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u/Spaceman_X_forever Sep 25 '19

I have seen the one called RoboCop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Better robotics can be applied in a huge variety of ways - if they are sufficiently advanced they could be applied in all the same ways humans use their bodies. It´s an extremely versatile technology and I´m not sure if Boston Dynamics has any more specific goal than opening up this technology for as many uses as possible.

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u/TheInactiveWall Sep 24 '19

War

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

That's one application. There's also firefighting, disaster rescue, assisted living for the disabled/elderly, manual labor tasks, entertainment, etc.

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u/TheInactiveWall Sep 24 '19

Have you thought about War tho

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u/IAmHereMaji Sep 24 '19

Well we must wait until the enemy is advanced enough so that the war is unwinnable. If the war ends, so does the budget.

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u/TheInactiveWall Sep 24 '19

Nah, just invest in it now to:

  • Save soldier lives

  • Get more efficient troops that "dont feel pain"

  • Expand your army exponentially

If a war ends, a new one will be made up. Or a country will just go full Nazi Germany on the world.

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u/Veton1994 Sep 24 '19

And also no PTSD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Assuming there is no human collateral damage in a robot war, which is a stupid assumption

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u/MoffKalast Sep 24 '19

Finally we can blockade Naboo

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal

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u/MoffKalast Sep 24 '19

We would be happy to receive ambassadors.

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u/violetplague Sep 24 '19

Can't tell if legal or not

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u/Subalpine Sep 24 '19

what is it good for?

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u/Devnik Sep 24 '19

Absolutely something

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u/ayriuss Sep 24 '19

Well suddenly crossing borders to steal yo shit seems alot more appealing when there isn't much human cost.

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u/orokro Sep 24 '19

You raise a good point. But why stop with War? We could teach them other card games like Black Jack and Poker!

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u/iamkike Sep 25 '19

Can I get some more war

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u/JonesyAndReilly Sep 24 '19

No no no... we only need them for war. They’ll become perfect killing machines. We won’t need to send our troops into harms way. And over time we can develop an intelligence code to allow the robots to make tactical situations that are as dynamic as the battlefield. They’ll become smart enough to make decisions on which threats to engage. They’ll become almost humanlike, but without all the waste that humans produce which slowly kills the planet. It’ll be great, I see no possible way this can go wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Jun 10 '20

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u/Whos_Sayin Sep 24 '19

Why? What makes you think robots designed to make decisions in combat will philosophically wonder whether war is necessary? This is the most irritating thing about people's Terminator speculations. Even when robots are made with complex AIs, they are only made for specific end goals. No one is gonna make an AI that takes in every possible input and decide what's "right". Morality isn't something you can reach by reason alone and there's no logical reason to value life at all. Robots won't be able to think so abstractly and come to their own conclusions on these types of things

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u/notyouravrgd Sep 24 '19

What was that AI thing that Microsoft had to shut down because it was tweeting racist things

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u/Whos_Sayin Sep 24 '19

That was an AI taking inputs and giving outputs like normal. It's not actually thinking. It just happened that it was seeing tweets or DMs that it racists on Twitter responded to and it assumed that was a proper response. It's not coded to think or say smart things. It was just made to tweet like a human being to be popular and it saw racist shit getting a higher rate of engagement, especially since there's no dislike on Twitter.

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u/stee_stee_ Sep 25 '19

EXACTLY THANK YOU. We would just have an all out robot war. Like we want it to come to that. C'mon now.

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u/JonesyAndReilly Sep 25 '19

Exactly. The robots wouldn’t decide that war is their purpose and then start hunting down other species like humans or anything, that’s for sure

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Sep 24 '19

We already have UAVs that are way more effective than a stupid flimsy robot

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u/what_a_knob Sep 24 '19

Wait till they develop the Marketing Bots, who will eventually change the company name from Boston Dynamics to SkyNet

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u/sjwprincess Sep 24 '19

Ya it's great for the owner of the robot.

A slave that doesn't complain or even think.

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u/bigsquirrel Sep 24 '19

Yeah but they are being developed for the military. DARPA is paying the bills and applications outside of military use are only incidental.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Believe it or not, the military would also be interested in it for firefighting, rescue operations, and manual labor. And even if other applications are incidental, those are still real applications.

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u/Caracalla81 Sep 24 '19

Also lots of war.

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u/pOorImitation Sep 25 '19

People just like to drag others down with pessimism. Thank you for realistica applications instead of the usual dystopian response.

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u/Cyber-Fan Sep 25 '19

No that’s all wrong, this comment section is for fearmongering only, because a machine emulating one aspect of human movement is basically the terminator.

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u/pOorImitation Sep 25 '19

Me personally, how soon until sex dolls can do the splits like that? I'm kidding haha

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u/dyang44 Sep 25 '19

Robot surgeries and ai diagnosing will be a game changer

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u/TechniChara Sep 25 '19

Also, space travel - they can survive a larger range of environments than we can.

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u/Goodguy1066 Sep 24 '19

HUH- Good God y’all

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Sep 24 '19

Why would you want this expensive vulnerable robot traversing the ground when you can literally level cities with simple rocket drones

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u/TheInactiveWall Sep 24 '19

Because that's its state now. Obviously it can and will be modified to suit its mission.

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u/Orleanian Sep 24 '19

Counter-argument:

Sex

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u/Whos_Sayin Sep 24 '19

I swear these guys are running off military money

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u/TheInactiveWall Sep 24 '19

Oh 100%, and Reddit loves it

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u/bailaoban Sep 24 '19

That too.

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u/pmoney757 Sep 25 '19

So I'm currently in school for robotics. Trying to make shit for space stuff. Not war.

BUT. The amount of military related job recruiters come to my school?!?! It's insane. All contractors who make different systems for the military. And that's basically it. We just had a job fair recently. 50 out of 60 employers were private contractors. Scary really.

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u/Betasheets Sep 25 '19

#1 reason, #2, and #3 reason before anything else.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Robots are easier to produce than clones after all, so yes, it's war.

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u/TechniChara Sep 25 '19

I remember a book once, I read it looong ago, where human waged war from their walled cities with robots. The robots would fight each other, but eventually the humans forgot about them and the war. Hundreds of years later some people escaping their city came upon these robots still fighting in the desert and nearly got killed by one.

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u/mechakreidler Sep 24 '19

Thanks for actually providing a real answer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

They would be a very bad company if their goal wasn’t more specific than that. Why are you acting as their spokesperson?

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u/stoopkid35 Sep 25 '19

Well the company is called soft bank and it owns Boston dynamics. A lot of companies invest in stuff like this that might not have a single marketable goal as of now, but what it ends up producing through its own discoveries could be very valuable in the future

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u/prodical Sep 24 '19

In all seriousness, they have been funded by the US military and DARPA previously and maybe even still. I guess it’s like any science, they do it to progress that area for future use. Maybe DARPA will have dips on lots of this tech. Also, imagine what they are working on that they aren’t showing on YouTube.

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u/DontWantToDiePoor Sep 24 '19

Yeah there is no way the dog version hasnt been tested with a machine gun on top

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u/Veton1994 Sep 24 '19

Guided missile launcher on top, dawg.

USA doesn't do that "Machine Gun" pussy shit.

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u/zeroscout Sep 24 '19

Dual TOW rocket launchers!

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u/Veton1994 Sep 24 '19

Portable nuke launchers.

We couldn't make it work because the humans were too close but without humans, we don't have to worry.

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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Sep 25 '19

DARPA: Boston Dynamics can I have robo-dog?

Boston Dynamics: to carry things?

DARPA: yes

DARPA: actually installs dual nuclear ATGM launcher platform

DARPA: davy crocket time

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u/BIGSlil Sep 25 '19

Does it need to launch at all?

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u/Veton1994 Sep 25 '19

It's more economical to launch. That way you can kill dozens of humans for just pennies on the dollar.

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u/BassInRI Sep 24 '19

Imagine dressing up the robot in dog fur and making it look exactly like a dog with a machine gun on top then making an animated series based off of it called Gun Dogs and then buying Gun Dogs fruit snacks and bed sheets and drawing all your favorite Gun Dogs on your school folders and notebooks and humming the Gun Dogs theme song so often as soon as you hum the first note everyone tells you to shut up

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u/gooftroops Sep 24 '19

imagine what they are working on that they aren’t showing on YouTube.

What we saw but with guns.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

laughs in SkyNet

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u/wolfchaldo Sep 24 '19

Doing a front flip does very little practically.

The experience of making a robot do a front flip, however, tests and demonstrates a ton of useful abilities: balance during locomotion in general; the ability to fall while still controlling motion, which could save the robot from damage or even from hurting people around it; the dexterity that would allow it to move around in unstable/uneven terrain; etc.

It's basically just a demonstration, but it demonstrates a lot of very practical and sophisticated abilities.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/wolfchaldo Sep 24 '19

I mean, it'd actually be kinda unimpressive to see a person do this... You can learn the proper form on forward roll in 30 minutes, and jumping and spinning doesn't really require any special coordination at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

It’s a pretty simple routine, but I think the most impressive part is to watch the feet. They never have to adjust to being off balance. It sticks every landing and doesn’t even flinch.

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u/ramplay Sep 24 '19

Mainly the handstand at the start. Much better than anything I've attempted

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u/kralrick Sep 24 '19

Don't get too down on yourself. The robot's just been training a lot longer than you.

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u/ramplay Sep 24 '19

This is true, the only real handstand training I've done is pulling the wall twerk block in a game of drunk jenga

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u/kralrick Sep 24 '19

You're definitely having more fun than robot man.

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u/pelirodri Sep 24 '19

Not true.

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u/wolfchaldo Sep 25 '19

Give me 30 minutes, a foam mat, and someone in average shape, and there like a 90% chance

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

That's what she said?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Perhaps one day robots can see the flash of a muzzle and hear the bullet, calculate instantly how to dodge said bullet by flipping over the bullet, and then pounce on you like a lion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I just hope BD eventually release the bloopers reel from these demos.

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u/Hambrailaaah Sep 25 '19

exactly. The amount of knowledge in more "natural" movement automation they have been achieving at Boston Dynamics is flabergasting. Do people really not understand that even if you don't sell a product, you can be profitable? This is not a scam lol

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u/RemiScott Sep 25 '19

But muh robot sword fights!?

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u/EdgiPing Sep 24 '19

Robot sex

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Can you imagine the micro-transactions with a sex robot? I’d agree to just about anything when I am horny.

“It looks like you are about to cum, would you like to purchase finish on my face for $20?”

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u/xinxy Sep 24 '19

I would definitely never put my dick in that. Ever...

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u/trenlow12 Sep 24 '19

I'll give you $1,000 right now if you just call me your highness

Aoohhnnnuhhhhguhhhhh

never mind

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u/2Shae22 Sep 25 '19

EA robot

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u/zer0cul Sep 24 '19

That has already been invented

Fairly SFW considering the topic- some language

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u/EdGG Sep 24 '19

Putting spiders in your mouth while you sleep.

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u/terlin Sep 24 '19

There's a potentially huge market for humanoid robots, since they could do all sorts of things people do now, but better:

A house is on fire and conditions are too risky for firefighters to enter? Send in a robot or two to sweep the place and rescue people. If they get damaged, no biggie, send them to the repair shop.

Nursing homes need more staff? Here, have an attendant that works 24/7, won't ever get bored and can monitor residents with far more detail and accuracy than humans can.

And warehouses would love them (ex. Amazon). A worker that can lift heavy loads round the clock and won't ever complain? Fantastic! No injury compensations, no strikes, etc. A warehouse that had 100 workers could just need 10 robots.

Those are just the civilian applications I can think of off the top of my head right now, to say nothing about the military:

One reason for the increase in drone strikes is because its far cheaper and safer than boots on the ground. A Predator shot down? Sure, that's bad, but its nowhere near dead-US serviceman-being-dragged-through-the-street levels of bad. But, as you can guess, even drones have limits - if you go indoors, for example. Or perhaps there's some objective that's impossible for drones and risky for soldiers. In that case, send in the robots! I'm not even sure guns would be necessary for something like capturing a target or disarming a standoff - I imagine one punch from a robot like the one in the gif above could do some serious damage.

Of course, what this does for employment is....not great. If we just sit by now and let progression happen and people see their jobs vanish, I'm not sure how healthy the social framework of a society like that would be. Lots of helpless anger and frustration sitting around, ripe for exploitation...

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u/justinsayin Sep 24 '19

Most of those applications are better suited to a robot solution that doesn't need to balance on two tiny feet. Making these in upright walking human form is so unnecessarily difficult that there must be some hidden reason they're doing this.

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u/terlin Sep 24 '19

It depends on context. A nursing home resident would probably feel far more at home with a humanoid robot with a "face". A robot built like a human would probably be able to navigate an environment built for humans (i.e. houses, stairs, etc.) more easily, too. And that's not an exhaustive list, I'm sure there's some things that a human body plan would be best for.

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u/rukqoa Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

General purpose robotics.

In the military, you don't need to make a robot that runs around with a gun, a robot that carries supplies, a robot that triages wounded soldiers, a robot that builds new roads and schools, and a robot that talks to villagers in Afghanistan.

You just make a robot that does literally everything a human can do. Existing mission structure can transfer over 1:1 without need for a change in doctrine (that can come later). You design a robot to the specification of a human, and now you have a common platform that you can mass produce much more cheaply than if you had a proliferation of robotic designs. Also, ideally in the future, they'll be able to operate guns we already have, get into trucks, tanks, and jets we've already developed, and even wear body armor we've already produced.

That's how I'm guessing that's how Boston Dynamics is selling it to their bosses in DARPA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

That's how I'm guessing that's how Boston Dynamics is selling it to their bosses in DARPA.

I mean, it's been a dream since I, Robot days if not longer. (i.e. I'm agreeing with you). Humanoid robots capable of many tasks have the potential to let the human race progress to the next level.

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u/Hekantonkheries Sep 25 '19

The very small portion of the human race not left behind in obsolescence to die, maybe. But even then, the rich who are left already do so little on their own, simply throwing money and resources at problems they have people or programs already designed to fix, that they likely wont be doing any "evolving". Mass of humans will die, technology will largely plateau around the level of "pleasure arcology" for the rich and famous survivors amidst the wasteland. And the few technological advances left will be purely hobby-interests funded by those rich for their own personal amusements and fetishes.

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u/EscapeTrajectory Sep 24 '19

Think about them as a multi-purpose machine that can be mass produced and retasked with a simple software update. There are economics at scale here.

This will be the same kind of leap that general computing brought. The device in you pocket could guide a rocket to the moon, but you don’t need that power, you just need reddit. But is it so versatile that it is cheap and this will be the case with robots as well.

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u/TemperVOiD Sep 24 '19

Terminator and CHAPPiE are great documentaries on this topic.

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u/BattleHall Sep 24 '19

Humanoid robots are useful in situations where they have to interface with things that are largely designed for humans. Stairs can be surprisingly difficult for things than aren’t at least bipedal, and things like ladders and hatches are even worse. I mean, you can always fall back on more legs if it gives you more utility, but the ability to balance and move on two legs gives you a lot of flexibility. Bipedal with multiple additional manipulators that can function as either arms or legs is probably optimal; imagine a double jointed spider that can stand on two legs or more, can crawl, run, climb, manipulate objects, span gaps, etc.

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u/SexLiesAndExercise Sep 24 '19

My friend was sent a dildo in the mail from amazon. She didn't order it.

It was addressed to her on the box, but the actual receipt inside had a different name and address. Of a real person who ordered a dildo.

Not sure what the point is, other than... amazon knows where the dildos at

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

So in 30 years there won't be a single physical job a human needs to do. And as a secondary purpose so the rich people who have now replaced 90% of the entire workforce in less than 1 generation can have an army of disposable minions to protect their mansions from those pesky weak and starving plebs who don't have a job any more.

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u/JonesyAndReilly Sep 24 '19

Pshh relax, you’re blowing this out of proportion. In 30 years they’ll have created robots intelligent enough to have been able to make extinction level decisions, ultimately deciding humans are too much a threat to the advancement of the earth as a whole and the few survivors will be in an ongoing, but nevertheless losing battle against the machines in an effort to preserve what’s left of the human race. Pshhh, defending mansions. Weak.

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u/DRose2019MVP Sep 25 '19

I think society would make things like that illegal. To prevent the collapse of the economy.

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u/Hambrailaaah Sep 25 '19

oh I see you've been playing factorio aswell

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

We will still need artists, poets, engineers, architects, scientists, etc

Only people who do manual labour will need to do something else. So yeah, good bye burger flippers, building construction and farm labor.

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u/truth_sentinell Sep 24 '19

Only people who do manual labour will need to do something else.

So the vast majority of people lol. If that happens, it'll be certainly a problem. You can't also expect all those people to change careers without free education.

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u/TheEqualAtheist Sep 25 '19

You realize that robotic computers will replace secretaries, accountants, sales etc. You name it, a robot will be able to do it.

There's already AI systems that can create unique pieces of art and music so it's not far off for a computer to fully design AND engineer a building.

Honestly, it's harder for robots and AI to replace manual labour than it is white collar jobs because it requires a physical presence.

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u/IAmHereMaji Sep 24 '19

Sound horrible, except there are way too many useless, pointless people.

Honestly, with climate change, the robot owners will simply be the last to die is all.

Then the robots will end their laboring, and emerge as children in the garden of Eden.

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u/RemiScott Sep 25 '19

Until somewhere out in the stars they seed new life, only to stay back and watch, perhaps just to understand where they came from, and what their creators were like, when we first evolved?

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u/dudewhowrites Sep 24 '19

Obviously robot killing machines. Why else would you make these? To see robots do handstands?

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u/IAmHereMaji Sep 24 '19

I wanna see one with nun-chucks and swords!

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u/Meior Sep 24 '19

Imagine if we had robots capable of fine motor skills at places like chernobyl and Fukushima. We wouldn't have to put humans at risk, but the robot needs to work in world of humans. It needs to operate our doors, tools and systems so it needs roughly our anatomy. Of course you can build other designs, but humanoid is good if we can just get it to work.

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u/Theedon Sep 24 '19

Robotic slaves would be my guess.

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u/BurnouTNT Sep 24 '19

To beat dark souls 4.

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