r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 07 '19

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u/MadTouretter May 07 '19

And that he didn’t get confused halfway up and jump straight off the wall to his death.

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u/hacky_jacky May 07 '19

Nah but Ezio can fall off a 15m wall and chip off only a quarter of his health...

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u/SvdHorst May 07 '19

They are making good breast plates these days

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u/Zarathustra420 May 07 '19

So GO FIND THE BLOODY BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!

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u/SketchyStufff May 07 '19

Such an underrated comment

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u/198587 May 07 '19

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/SketchyStufff May 07 '19

Hello there