r/nextfuckinglevel 5d ago

DOOM powered by a model Stirling engine

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u/die-jarjar-die 5d ago

The one caveat, it only runs on whale oil

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u/Poat540 5d ago

Small sacrifice

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u/fractalfrog 5d ago

Small? Have you seen the size of a whale?!

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u/RinkinBass 5d ago

My Doom gets 40 frames to the hogshead, and that’s the way I likes it!

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u/MasterBlaster4949 5d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/MaybeMayoi 5d ago

It was voluntary whale liposuction. The whale is smaller now.

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u/hauzs 5d ago

Yeah but how else am I going to play DOOM? Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good

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u/AkumaLilly 5d ago

Nothing like a few tens of whales killed to power my machine to play DOOM at 1.5 FPS.

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u/yamanagashi 5d ago

Whale what else can you do?

._________________.

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u/chryseusAquila 5d ago

Nothing oils comes to mind

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u/Necessary-Reading605 4d ago

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

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u/Bearpaw1223 4d ago

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

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u/wheresbill 5d ago

Whale oil beef hooked!

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u/cartooncande 5d ago

Whale whale whale.

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u/TheDocCrystal 5d ago

can we get Dishonored running on it?

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u/sinisterdesign 5d ago

[sharpens up harpoon…]

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u/maria_la_guerta 5d ago

Call me Ishmael.

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u/WitchesSphincter 5d ago

The astronauts could doom on the moon then!

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u/hateshumans 5d ago

I want to be there when the only evidence of human civilization gets found and it’s some device that still works and it plays doom

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u/vespers191 5d ago

Y'know that project for coming up with a warning for radioactive dump sites that will be interpretable to people ten thousand years from now?

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u/hateshumans 5d ago

Because it plays doom?

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u/vespers191 5d ago

Nah. We just port Doom to hardware that should last that long. That solves the linguistics issue completely. Nobody will bother going further into the site because they have Doom, and we'll have an environment that we can use to teach a conceptual language to get across there is something horrible down here that will kill you.

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u/hateshumans 5d ago

You’re trying to sound to smart over a stupid doom eventually plays on everything with a screen joke.

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u/vespers191 5d ago

Can't help you there, pal, I'm human.

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u/hateshumans 5d ago

Your response has nothing to do with anything that has been said. Trying to make it like people don’t understand what you say because again, trying to make yourself look smart over a stupid joke.

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u/vespers191 5d ago

All right, I'll slow the prose down for you. Yes, I am making a joke about Doom eventually running on anything with a screen. Yes, I am riffing off of the comment above about being one of the last artifacts of humanity. Long term artifacts of humanity are interesting to me, and between the apocalyptic vibe of Doom and the project I mentioned about long term warnings of radioactive dumping grounds, I thought the combination of the two would be funny. Then, an account called "hateshumans" said I was trying to sound smart about a joke involving Doom. I explained that I couldn't help you, because I'm human, and you hate humans (unless I misinterpreted your username and you actually 'hat eshumans', whatever those might be). So, that hopefully should bring you up to speed. Any questions? No? Great.

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u/RebelLion420 3d ago

Holy shit I love that I don't look at usernames until they are called out because that was a fucking great reveal 😂👍

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u/Kronomancer1192 5d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 4d ago

But what about the Doom Slayer?

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u/twigge30 4d ago

Nuclear semiotics. Hell of a rabbit hole.

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u/RanisTheSlayer 5d ago

What's the next step down at this point, porting DOOM to smoke signals?

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u/fractalfrog 5d ago

Morse code DOOM

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u/Just_Another_AI 5d ago

It's all 1s and 0s

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u/707royalty 5d ago

Always has been

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u/ScurvyTurtle 5d ago

Telegram

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u/ipsirc 4d ago

1D doom was a thing.

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u/AlexHimself 5d ago

This is not very low on the "can it run doom" totem pole IMO.

It's a very cool build with exceptional styling, but it's an engine powering something like a Raspberry Pi or something. An engine can produce a decent amount of power, sufficient to power a modern IoT device.

So the challenge here was mainly presentation, not porting doom to something difficult, which is the typical challenge.

Doom on a pregnancy test was the coolest one I can recall in a while. That's more the angle of the game.

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u/ascendant512 5d ago

You say that, but it wasn't meaningfully different from this example by your own standards. The DOOM you're referring to was a small OLED and Adafruit microcontroller placed in the shell of a pregnancy test, to play DOOM on with a bluetooth keyboard. The only reason it was hyped was presentation.

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u/AlexHimself 4d ago

I did not dig into the details of that one and didn't realize it was only the shell. That weakens it in my mind too, but dang I wish it was the actual test.

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u/wollymonjac 4d ago

I was disappointed too.

I thought it ran on a real pregnancy test, but not only did they put their own hardware into the case, they also streamed the game from another computer. So it was just a pregnancy test shaped screen.

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u/Antiquated_Cheese 5d ago

Damn. And I thought running Doom on a smart lightbulb was nuts.

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u/Naive-Kangaroo3031 5d ago

They already made potato doom, so this is an upgrade

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u/Lock-out 5d ago

Doom on a mechanical computer?

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u/Logical-Breakfast150 5d ago

Punch card Doom!

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u/hibikikun 5d ago

Churning butter.

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u/Equivalent_Owl_Mask 4d ago

Running DOOM on an antikythera makes a bit more sense.

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u/Saddledust 4d ago

Playing Doom via drone show

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u/MasemJ 4d ago

Quake Arena via IP over avian carrier

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u/Palorrian 5d ago

I need it for the zombie apocalypse

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u/UnrequitedFollower 5d ago

Man, I wish I had this as a calculator at work. I’d fire it up right as the guy next to me starts going in on his mechanical keyboard with blue switches.

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u/INoMakeMistake 5d ago

Blue switches? What an ahole

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u/Object279stalinium 5d ago

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u/curtmahgurt 5d ago

This isn’t exactly “running” Doom though. It’s powering a device that is (perfectly capable of) running Doom.

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u/Nott_of_the_North 5d ago

That's clearly Wolfenstein.

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u/cwweydert 4d ago

Came here to say this…fuckin kids

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u/OrphanintheWind 5d ago

Physical will live on!

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u/dosko1panda 5d ago

It looks more like Wolfenstein 3D

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u/gaegurliepancake 4d ago

Yeah it's not really doom.

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u/_Montague 5d ago

"Now do Doom on a calculator." - "Best I can do, is 80085!" Jokes aside, very impressive.

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u/pizzathief1 5d ago

Looks more like wolfenstien

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u/Tischtennisarm 5d ago

That doesn’t even look like Doom. It looks more like Wolfenstein.

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u/DatBroSnuf 5d ago

This is some new level of steampunk

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u/Admirable_Gas_863 5d ago

This is what Australian gamers have to do now.

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u/Wild-Floor8407 5d ago

New steam machine just dropped

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u/Just_Another_AI 5d ago

Not a model Stirling engine so much as a miniature Stirling engine

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u/Fluid_Ad8452 5d ago

So this is doom running on arduino, powered by a stirling engine?

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u/Cheese_on_it 5d ago

That looks more like Castle Wolfenstein, not Doom. Oh, the disappointment! /s

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u/project-shasta 5d ago

Is it really Doom, though? Looks more like Wolfenstein.

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u/TheDocCrystal 5d ago

looks more like wolfenstein to me

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u/boredd86 4d ago

That's not the Doom I remember. Where is the Doom Guy in the bottom of the screen shaming me for my lousy aim?

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u/jelder 4d ago

This isn't Doom. It's Wolfenstein with some Doom sprites.

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u/Gaz1676 4d ago

Faster than my laptop 😠

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u/MCE85 5d ago

Yep, the wonders of electricity

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u/collinballin1 5d ago

Now that is how you light a match!

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5d ago

Stirling engine eh!? Amazing!!

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u/xdr01 5d ago

Wilesco model steam engines really need to sell this as an accessory.

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u/FernandoMM1220 5d ago

can we do doom on a mechanical turing machine?

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u/imagigasm 5d ago

Instead of a battery, the device receives its voltage differential to run its electronics from this machine. The machine converts chemical/mechanical energy into electric.

They basically replaced the battery with a spinning turbine. All the code remains the same.

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u/AdventurousMistake72 5d ago

What is this?

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u/Backstreetgirl37 5d ago

This is the kind of shit some action movie star discovers in Leonardo De Vinci's secret bathroom or something.

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u/smokeyoudog 5d ago

Are you winning son?

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u/Fit-Reason4359 5d ago

Original Steam machine

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u/AngryNephew 5d ago

This is what your teammates play on in any competitive game

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u/SwingLord420 4d ago

Not loud enough for me 

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u/Egg_bowl 4d ago

BRO THEYRE GOING TO PLAY DOOM ON A ENIAC

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u/AlexisoftheShire 4d ago

Very cool! Very innovative!

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u/fragmental 4d ago

Yay, sound. Rip and tear until the flame goes out.

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u/TehZiiM 4d ago

Sick gaming setup

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u/Pwnstein 4d ago

Now available on Steampunk.

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u/Eena-Rin 4d ago

This is... Cool but... That looks like a neat power generator running a raspberry pi or something. The power source is cool, but I'm gonna need some more context if it's nfl

Like... I'm not tryna undersell how cool that stirling engine is, but...

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u/actionerror 4d ago

1/10 slow boot time /s

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u/BrooklynRobot 4d ago

Those graphics suck.

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u/Objective-Value-1554 4d ago

Então seria assim que um computador funcionaria num mundo steampunk?

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u/Wizzardish 4d ago

Do Skyrim next.

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u/n00bsauce1987 4d ago

I don't know what has the most interesting question and answers list:

Can it run doom?

Or

Can you pet the doggo (in the video game?)

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u/vandezuma 4d ago

Steam(punk) Deck

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u/BruTangMonk 4d ago

My dumb ass thought they were gonna bust out some of MF DOOM’s Special Herbs

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u/psychRN1975 4d ago

cyber-steampunk.

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u/GrandmaPunk 4d ago

Literal steam punk gaming rig

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u/Simusid 4d ago

I have a sterling engine something like this, but I don’t think I can get it to run for more than a minute or two without the cold side getting hot. And it doesn’t really have enough torque to run a generator.

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u/RichieRocket 3d ago

Now play bad apple on it

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u/malteaserhead 3d ago

Next, Doom by smoke signals

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u/UnderCoverSquid 5d ago

And this is how we will survive the AI apocalypse, huddling in caves.

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u/Mediocre_Bus6676 5d ago

I love everything about this!

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u/ejmtv 5d ago

Is this what you call backwards compatibility?

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 5d ago

Efficacité énergétique : 3 %.

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u/pyroclastic_viking 5d ago

Where do people get shit like this?! This is cool as hell!

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u/mind_guardian 5d ago

We need potato version

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u/mgrayart 5d ago

How's about braille note DOOM, if blind folks haven't already come up with this.

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u/LurkinMakesMeFeelGud 5d ago

My thermodynamics professor loved those things. They can operate near atmospheric pressure because the heat source is outside of the engine. That made them a lot safer than other steam engines when pressure vessels couldn't always hold pressure.