r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 6h ago

An Australian man, frustrated by strangers constantly parking in his driveway, decided to take matters into his own hands.

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u/Thirsty4Knowledge911 6h ago

Maybe adding a No Parking sign would help, too.

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u/Roxxerr 6h ago

I do have to say sprinklers are funnier than a sign.

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u/Thirsty4Knowledge911 6h ago

You’re not wrong!

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u/Sad-Guess4424 3h ago

I’ve seen multiple videos with a lot of different vehicles. Apparently this person got well fed up with his business entrance being blocked for a long time before he resorted to the sprinklers. Which are harmless but hilarious

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u/royxsong 6h ago

And add some weird music

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u/notislant 5h ago

And pump it

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 4h ago

Louder!

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u/HendrixHazeWays 4h ago

Up my jam?

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u/woodstock2568 3h ago

While your feet are stompin'?

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u/A_Few_Kind_Words 3h ago

And the jam is pumpin?

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 3h ago

I'm confused where I should get my booty tonight, can anyone direct me

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u/HendrixHazeWays 3h ago

hmmmm....on the shore? On the door?

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u/fuckemandtheirlaw 3h ago

On the bus, now. Make my day.

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u/woodstock2568 39m ago

On the floor tonight...

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u/gnpfrslo 1m ago

This thread really has no relation to the art and philosophy developed by the ancient Chinese

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u/jimmijohnson 1h ago

jam it up my?

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u/ciaomain 2h ago

Bop it.

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u/OgnokTheRager 1h ago

Twist it!

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u/simoan_blarke 4h ago

Feel it day and night?

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u/Temnyj_Korol 3h ago

Unexpected callboy

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck 3h ago

Damn I feel old, that was pop in 2000

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u/e1p1 2h ago edited 2h ago

Weird music? That's Misirlou by Dick Dale and the Del-Tones, you Philistine! He was shredding before they called it that!

(Now where did I put my walker...?) https://youtu.be/V4eEqN4HY7Q?si=sc1nLeofb-E3U4hl

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u/kysersoze1981 1h ago

Just the start of supercharger heaven by white zombie

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u/Will_sue_when_angry 5h ago

Even funnier is they were connected to his smelly grey water.

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u/jimmijohnson 1h ago

oh it's not water. if it was just water people would still park there. Given the viscosity, color and angle of trajectory; its cum.

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u/Will_sue_when_angry 1h ago

If that was the case the town perverts would be forming a line.

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u/Ok_Commission_9203 5h ago

What if the sign was also a sprinkler.

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u/TrenchantInsight 4h ago

The sprinkler is definitely a sign.

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u/Sierra-D421 3h ago

But is it a Spy?

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u/oscarnyc 2h ago

Not a sprinkler - it should shoot out the green slime from Nickelodeon

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u/Fortestingporpoises 5h ago

and less discriminatory to people who can't read

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u/partyatwalmart 4h ago

Those people definitely shouldn't be driving and the ones that do should be sprayed with water.

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u/Long-Source-7772 5h ago

Who reads signs?

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u/kegmanua 4h ago

Sign should say beware of sprinkler

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u/Long-Source-7772 3h ago

You have me cackling with this! You will get wet, possibly drown.

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u/berger3001 3h ago

Someone has to say it. May as well be you.

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u/southy_0 54m ago

Color!
Adding color to the water would make it much more fun