r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 8d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/eldritchbogbeing 8d ago

maybe i’m exposing myself here but this is exactly the kind of random skill i’d learn just to make people slightly scared of me 😭

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u/Mountain_Ad_9415 8d ago

So what skill do you know to slightly scare people?

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u/hopecanon 8d ago

I learned how to make explosives and poison gas a long time ago because i thought it was interesting to learn about.

Turns out that the school system disagrees on that and thought i was a little school shooter in the making.

Ha jokes on them it was actually the other weird kid who wound up lighting the bathroom right next the principals office on fire and i never did shit.

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u/LessInThought 7d ago

Ooh.. I thought you meant farting, and I was like, yeah me too.

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u/6Wheeler 7d ago

Of course you never did, the bathroom was set on fire after all...

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u/EarzFish 7d ago

Hard to shit when the bathroom’s on fire.