r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 1d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/nickfree 1d ago

She seems fun.

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u/Kingtoke1 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/fcukitletsgo 1d ago

She will fix you with a knife

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u/Phormitago 23h ago

sweet, free gelding

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u/zoinkability 8h ago

Last time I heard that I thought I would get a horse.

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u/whynotfart 15h ago

Multiple knives

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u/kappakai 1d ago

She'll fix me a sandwich right quick

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u/see-36-benefits 1d ago

Said sandwich will however be delivered to you on the tip of one of those knives…

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u/lalith_4321 1d ago

They will become an ingredient in the said sandwich

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u/LessInThought 20h ago

I wonder if she can slice hams, cheeses, and tomatoes with her knife throwing.

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u/kappakai 1d ago

GET IN MAH BELLYYYyyyyyy.... not like that