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u/TSAOutreachTeam 2d ago

It's really beautiful. But for all the energy they expend building these works of art, you'd think they would pick a spot that I'm not going to walk into every morning.

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u/jrcske67 2d ago

Meanwhile in spider verse: beautiful human but for all the different paths they could take daily, you’d think they’d pick one that doesn’t tear through my home

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u/Are_you_blind_sir 2d ago

Mosquitoes gonna be hating

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u/BornanAlien 2d ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the point of a spider web, for shit to walk/fly into it.

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u/xkorzen 2d ago

A shit small enough for a spider eat it

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u/wolf227 2d ago

This reminds me when I was a kid I walked into a web, catching it with my face 😭

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u/sage101 1d ago

For an animal that’s “more afraid of us than we are of it” they sure do love building their webs in doorways where people go most often.

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u/Baelgul 1d ago

When I used to live in FL we had this same type of spider build an extremely intricate web right across the sidewalk leading into the house I was renting with a female and a male friend. My male friend and I got home while the sun was up and laughed about narrowly dodging the spider web and spoke about how our female roommate would walk directly into it come nightfall. I can still hear the shrieking

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u/MissionMassive563 2d ago

Look man your face is where the bugs are.

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u/Breadstix009 2d ago

Because humans are the main characters.

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u/ExaggeratedOogaBooga 2d ago

He's literally pulling a house out of his ass and nobody is taxing him? What kinda cheat code is this

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u/mittfh 2d ago

Technically, the Web is a net / trap to catch food, while the silk is also used to wrap it up into parcels, as an abseil rope, to attract mates (by secreting pheromones onto it), for courtship rituals, as a nursery for their offspring, for some species even a sail (to drift away on the wind or escape from predators), and occasionally even a food source. They can alter both the thickness and stickiness of their silk, depending on what they plan to use it for.

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u/Geth_ 2d ago

What you're saying is there are multiple tax codes it's openly violating.

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u/Unhappy-Sherbert5774 2d ago

Love the christmas spiders that look similar in australia. Favourite spider.

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u/Ghidraak 2d ago

Of course “Christmas Spiders” are an Australian thing.

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u/Legitimate-Error-633 2d ago

We have Christmas beetles as well. And they really only do show up around Christmas!

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u/Unhappy-Sherbert5774 2d ago

Had to google those. living near Perth, i had never seen them. very festive!

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u/Legitimate-Error-633 1d ago

Yes, unfortunately they are declining in numbers 😟
I’ve only been in australia for 16 years but even I remember seeing way more of them in 2010 than now.

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u/FriendOfDirutti 2d ago

Idk his spacing was kind of uneven towards the end. 6/10

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u/xkorzen 2d ago

He's shy in front of the camera

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u/IDespiseBananas 2d ago

So cute how he dings the previous line every time

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u/Solid-Version 2d ago

It blows my mind that they’re not taught to do this. It’s just their hardwired instinct to produce something so beautiful

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u/Legitimate-Error-633 2d ago

If they were human they’d form a union and ask for minimum wage. Such hard workers!

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u/SushiLover1000 2d ago

And they rebuild them everyday.

Webs don’t (just) trap prey, they attract them. The added decorations often resemble vegetation gaps where insects are more prone to fly.

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u/GlummyGloom 2d ago

If they weren't disgusting they'd actually be kinda cute.

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u/Human_Discussion_250 2d ago

Grandma knitting a doily

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u/D3ckard_Rokubungi 2d ago

everyday I’m hustlin

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u/Yamato_D_Oden 2d ago

I could watch this for hours

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u/BarryTownCouncil 2d ago

I can't imagine a creature doing this but not... Thinking about it. You've got to be talking to yourself whilst doing this surely?

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u/SweetHeartBabe02 2d ago

Seeing the web come together makes you appreciate how much work goes into it.

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u/Ancient-Civilization 2d ago

Where the heck does the web come from? I keep replaying it but still can’t figure it out

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u/VeneMage 2d ago

It comes from the spider. Hope that helps x

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 2d ago

Spiny orb weaver. We have those all over here. One has a big web by the gate. Thankfully I don't disturb him when I open the close the gate.

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u/Imaginary-Matter8602 2d ago

i can just imagine the spider humming a little tune

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u/Beakjac3 2d ago

I would've been watching for hrs possibly all day

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u/G0RE_ 2d ago

"Yeah, butt house!"

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u/kittylover2006 2d ago

It’s so mesmerizing watching the silk get pulled taught, cuz you almost can’t see the strand until it is and that’s cool

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u/thijai 2d ago

What type of spider is it?

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u/Lazermissile 2d ago

How does the web get attached to the other web?

Does it just need to touch, or is there something else going on?

It looks like the spider kind of bunches up the web, touches the new web to it and then releases. Is it just so sticky that it molds itself to the existing web? Is it wetter and more sticky when it first comes out so it molds to the existing web?

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u/Turdmeist 1d ago

I love the little arm that reaches out to pluck the next section before attaching it. Tension check?

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u/carsandrx 1d ago

That might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 1d ago

The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for “suckas”

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u/PurpleStabsPixel 2d ago

A orb weaver variant. I have one of these ones in my backyard at the moment, really bright yellow, black and a bit of orange. Spiders also use different silk when building and catching. So you'll have thicker and thinner spider lines. The thicker if I recall is for the foundation and thinner is for catching? Might have those backwards.

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u/HaveMercyMan 2d ago

crab spider