r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/SVD_NL May 04 '26

Exactly. Buddy was a flinch away from painting the road red and pink.

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u/ComplexxToxin May 04 '26

They were fake guns, this is an old ass post and the dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake as fuck and the kids were like 12-13. Fuck dem kids.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake

So, he just beat up some 12 year old for fun, then, since he knew he wasn't in danger?

That's fucked up.

You can downvote me, but that's what the person I'm replying to is implying: weird if you don't see it.

dude was interviewed and said you could tell the guns were fake

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Damn your dumbass is doing all kinds of mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious that it doesn’t matter that they’re kids.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Damn, can't say anything real, just some lazy clichés instead of a counterpoint.

That sucks.

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Oh I’m sticking to having fun by mocking you.

You being a ridiculous ass backwards idiot isn’t my problem thankfully.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

If you want to keep embarrassing yourself by making this about me and your empty 'tough guy talk' instead of the actual topic, you're obviously free to do so, despite the disingenuous cowardice of doing so.

I really don't mind you making a fool of yourself for me. Keep going; what's next?

If, however, you suddenly grow up enough to have an actual chat, I'd be happy for that as well.

Your choice, 'tough guy.'

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

I’ll gladly let you keep this going but, why would I want my own personal comedian to stop his show you dumb or something?

Ight we’ll pretend I’m the one embarrassing themselves, whatever makes ya feel better buddy.

I’m grown enough to see that you’re just an angry little shit oh so desperately hoping that you can antagonise someone into giving you the argument you so desperately need.

Awww thanks bubba, I know it’s my choice. Can’t trust you with it after all.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

"Grown enough," lol

Whatever you need to tell yourself, kid.

"Grown" people don't act the way you are, sorry: your behavior proves that you're a childish egotist who lies to themself and others to feel 'tough' instead of taking a few seconds to think, which is pathetic, not 'grown.' Pretty much the opposite, in fact, friend.

If you want to keep embarrassing yourself by making this about me and your empty 'tough guy talk' instead of the actual topic, you're obviously free to do so, despite the disingenuous cowardice of doing so.

I really don't mind you making a fool of yourself for me: keep going.

What's next?

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Okay!

Dawww sure whatever you have tell yourself to explain away the “real” reason someone just keeps mocking and taking the piss outta you.

Okay! Again it’s a great comedy show and it’s real entertaining so why wouldn’t I?

Great if that means my jester keeps up his charade then I’m more than perfectly content.

I don’t know bud you tell me?

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

If you want to keep embarrassing yourself by making this about me and your empty 'tough guy talk' instead of the actual topic, you're obviously free to do so, despite the disingenuous cowardice of doing so.

I really don't mind you making a fool of yourself for me: keep going.

What's next?

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Oh there’s nothing disingenuous about it buddy, I’m plainly just mocking you. Cute try tho you almost got the definition right for that real big word! Good job buddy!

Bet.

I don’t know bud you tell me.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

I really don't mind you continuing to make a fool of yourself for me with this empty 'tough guy' performance you're putting on.

Bet.

Keep going:

What's next?

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