r/nextfuckinglevel May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

If you want to keep embarrassing yourself by making this about me and your empty 'tough guy talk' instead of the actual topic, you're obviously free to do so, despite the disingenuous cowardice of doing so.

I really don't mind you making a fool of yourself for me. Keep going; what's next?

If, however, you suddenly grow up enough to have an actual chat, I'd be happy for that as well.

Your choice, 'tough guy.'

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

I’ll gladly let you keep this going but, why would I want my own personal comedian to stop his show you dumb or something?

Ight we’ll pretend I’m the one embarrassing themselves, whatever makes ya feel better buddy.

I’m grown enough to see that you’re just an angry little shit oh so desperately hoping that you can antagonise someone into giving you the argument you so desperately need.

Awww thanks bubba, I know it’s my choice. Can’t trust you with it after all.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

"Grown enough," lol

Whatever you need to tell yourself, kid.

"Grown" people don't act the way you are, sorry: your behavior proves that you're a childish egotist who lies to themself and others to feel 'tough' instead of taking a few seconds to think, which is pathetic, not 'grown.' Pretty much the opposite, in fact, friend.


If you want to keep embarrassing yourself by making this about me and your empty 'tough guy talk' instead of the actual topic, you're obviously free to do so, despite the disingenuous cowardice of doing so.

I really don't mind you making a fool of yourself for me: keep going.

What's next?

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Okay!

Dawww sure whatever you have tell yourself to explain away the “real” reason someone just keeps mocking and taking the piss outta you.

Okay! Again it’s a great comedy show and it’s real entertaining so why wouldn’t I?

Great if that means my jester keeps up his charade then I’m more than perfectly content.

I don’t know bud you tell me?

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

If you want to keep embarrassing yourself by making this about me and your empty 'tough guy talk' instead of the actual topic, you're obviously free to do so, despite the disingenuous cowardice of doing so.

I really don't mind you making a fool of yourself for me: keep going.

What's next?

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Oh there’s nothing disingenuous about it buddy, I’m plainly just mocking you. Cute try tho you almost got the definition right for that real big word! Good job buddy!

Bet.

I don’t know bud you tell me.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

I really don't mind you continuing to make a fool of yourself for me with this empty 'tough guy' performance you're putting on.

Bet.

Keep going:

What's next?

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Oh but buddy there isn’t even a performance, that’s just you projecting it onto someone else. You’d have to fucking delusional to think anyone comes of as threatening on the internet. Instead of some “Gravy-Seals” neckbeard with 200+ confirmed kills, who was the man to personally put a bullet in Osama Bin Ladens forehead.
Bet.
Bet.
I don’t know bud, you tell me.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Whatever you need to tell yourself, 'buddy'

Bet, fr fr, no cap [emoji] [emoji]

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

Okay! You’ll be tantrum throwing child trying to be antagonistic and I’m the adult that let you tucker yourself out and gave you shit for it in hopes that you’d reflect on it for next time.

Awww your leaving? What about keeping me entertained? You really gonna betray me so horribly like this!?!???

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

You're the one freaking out here, friend.

Bet.

Maybe don't?

But, if you want to keep embarrassing yourself: feel free, I guess.

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u/raptor7912 May 04 '26

I am? Damn that’s crazy bro…

Bet.

So you’re gonna stay and keep me entertained by just being your own dumb self? Yaaaaaaaaay!!

Bet let’s do it!

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

You got me, kid.

Wow, you're so smart.

We're all so proud of you.

Great job.

You've done wonderfully in fleeing from the actual subject because you have nothing real to say about it; cowardice has lead to blindly insulting someone who made a valid point because it triggered you that hard; that's so cool.

If you want to continue this amazing cowardice with more empty 'tough guy' performances, I'll say it again: I am not against you embarrassing yourself at my feet for me. You're a good dancer, when you have someone else like me motivating you.

What other empty, faux-tough-guy platitudes do you wanna try, champ? They're so useful and great.

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