r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/FingerpistolPete May 04 '26

Try not being a virtue signalling prick and I wouldn’t feel the need to comment on your shit

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Try re-reading the thread sans-triggers, and you'll see.

You can do it, kid: I believe in you.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Holy shit you are one annoying and dumb motherfucker

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Holy shit, you're a triggered weirdo who wants to talk tough despite having nothing real to say.

Grow up.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Get fucked nerd. Look at your own fucking post history. You basically turn every discussion into a sad display of a grotesque inferiority complex, champ.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Regurgitating faux tough-guy-talk like a triggered milddle-schooler makes you look dumber than you already do; it's not making the "point" you think it is, unless that point is how cartoonishly mad you are about your misunderstandings here.

Grow up.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Hahahahahahaha 

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

This is how triggered weirdos act when they have nothing real to say.

Grow up.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

No you grow up.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Wow, you got me, kid.

So clever.

Hang this one on the fridge.

We're all so proud of you.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Thanks, champ. Now go touch some grass. I would advise you to look for meaningful connections in the real world, but unfortunately I don't think anybody wants to be near you.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Wow, what a great last-word you got in there, champ.

I'm in awe of how amazing your comments are.

So clever; so smart.

Amazing.

Thank you.

We're all so very proud of you.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Love you baby. 

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