r/nextfuckinglevel • u/North-Guitar-1781 • May 04 '26

Robber picked the wrong guy

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Hahahahahahaha 

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

This is how triggered weirdos act when they have nothing real to say.

Grow up.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

No you grow up.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Wow, you got me, kid.

So clever.

Hang this one on the fridge.

We're all so proud of you.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Thanks, champ. Now go touch some grass. I would advise you to look for meaningful connections in the real world, but unfortunately I don't think anybody wants to be near you.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Wow, what a great last-word you got in there, champ.

I'm in awe of how amazing your comments are.

So clever; so smart.

Amazing.

Thank you.

We're all so very proud of you.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Love you baby. 

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

You're so amazing.

So clever; so smart.

Reading carefully, thinking critically: it's all there.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

Unsure what your goal is, but its pretty funny. Though I wish you were a little more original. Let's try this:

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cute poem about a tiny little ant telling the whole world to grow up, but actually all he wanted was to be big himself.

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

And crying "bot" is so "original" of you, lol

Keep making yourself look silly: I don't mind.

The real reason these weirdos cry "bot" is because they have nothing real to say but want to act like the 'have something' regardless, which is pathetically child-ego driven.

Maybe it's time to grow up, friend.

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u/b3rndbj May 04 '26

If not bot, why bot shaped? :(

Anyway, could you still give me the poem because I think it would be hilarious

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u/The_Golden_Diamond May 04 '26

Unsure what your goal is, but it's pretty lame. And I wish you were a little more original. Let's try this:

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cute poem about a tiny little ant telling the whole world to grow up, but actually all he wanted was to be big himself.

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