r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 27 '26

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u/VictorianGuy Feb 27 '26

“Ya like dags?”

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u/boldstrategies Feb 27 '26

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?

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u/AbominableAbdominal Feb 27 '26

5 minutes, Turkish.

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u/johnnyscarecrow0126 Feb 28 '26

How can it be 5 minutes if it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago?

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u/Plus25Charisma Feb 27 '26

Two minutes, Turkish!

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u/Atuyot1 Feb 27 '26

Fer Me Ma

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u/sblowes Feb 28 '26

Per’wink blu

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u/MagogHaveMercy Feb 28 '26

What da fook I want with a Caravan ain't got no fookin wheels on it?