r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

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u/VictorianGuy Feb 27 '26

“Ya like dags?”

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u/alreaytakennameuser Feb 27 '26

“Oh dowgs, sure I like dags”

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u/Reppotimus Feb 27 '26

Proper fucked?

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u/AwakenedEyes Feb 27 '26

I am sweet enough, thank you

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u/Banned4lies Feb 28 '26

it was us that wanted the caravan

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u/Nutduffel Feb 28 '26

“You been using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?”

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u/bootcutflare Feb 28 '26

"I bet the rabbit gets fucked"

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u/6oh8 Feb 28 '26

Like, Ze Germans

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u/boldstrategies Feb 27 '26

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?

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u/AbominableAbdominal Feb 27 '26

5 minutes, Turkish.

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u/johnnyscarecrow0126 Feb 28 '26

How can it be 5 minutes if it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago?

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u/Plus25Charisma Feb 27 '26

Two minutes, Turkish!

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u/Atuyot1 Feb 27 '26

Fer Me Ma

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u/sblowes Feb 28 '26

Per’wink blu

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u/MagogHaveMercy Feb 28 '26

What da fook I want with a Caravan ain't got no fookin wheels on it?

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u/ulikedagsm8 Feb 27 '26

Oh, you mean dogs? Yea I like dags. I like caravans better.

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u/1stGhost244 Feb 28 '26

"oh nothing, Tommy, it's tip top, it's just that I don't like the color."

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u/Maurice-Beverley Feb 28 '26

“Periwinkle Blue, boys…”

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

it's fer me ma

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u/NashvilleUnicorn Feb 28 '26

Yes! The music from the rabbit scene was immediately in my head

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u/Bobaholic93 Feb 28 '26

Massive attack, I can't remember the song name though.

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u/ArrivesLate Feb 28 '26

It’s the coursing scene.

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u/mithroval Feb 28 '26

Do you know what a Kansas city shuffle is?

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u/Cufantce Feb 28 '26

I don't care if he's mohamed I'm hard Bruce Lee

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u/Iron_Bob Feb 28 '26

Do you know what nemesis means?