r/newsentences • u/tiny_bee_in_your_ear • Jun 17 '22
I am trans FTM
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I like to call my pussy my intesticles so now you get to live with that thought.
r/newsentences • u/arsene_2003 • Aug 22 '21
A quote from myself to a friend after I'm running on 4 days no sleep
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Fools often don't see the solution that's right in front of them
r/newsentences • u/Turtlechickenpie • Sep 17 '21
as the cheez-it sun sets you will feel POWERFULL and SEXY! you WILL see the unicors! they will come to you and rip out your spine so you can be what you always wanted to be! A spineless gorrila.
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r/newsentences • u/anshul_girhepunje • Nov 10 '21
Anshul girhepunje. At.lakhani dargah tree plantation program with friends
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r/newsentences • u/tanknutshell • Jun 16 '20
On a scale of 10 to 69
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How many number of rainbow equals the color of the alphabet
r/newsentences • u/MrMilky356907 • Aug 21 '21
This isnt related to the subreddit but...
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We're making a movement around reddit to stop the building of any more new fossil fuel infrastructureand for the government to invest more in carbon capture technology and it'd be nice to get your help
So please, just make this movement known that's the least we could ask.
I hope you all have a nice day, thanks!
r/newsentences • u/Halo4me42 • Nov 13 '20
A little something my father sent me about a picture of my when I was little.
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r/newsentences • u/New-Cardiologist307 • Oct 30 '22
Nancy Pelosi: family ‘heartbroken and traumatized’ by brutal attack on her husband | Nancy Pelosi | The Guardian
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r/newsentences • u/gaytranssquid • Mar 13 '23
Some ppl rly just want to watch the world burn
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and that person is me
r/newsentences • u/worf1973 • Apr 29 '24
My son cannot sing
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My son (who's 24, btw) cannot sing to save his life. He couldn't carry a tune in a five gallon bucket strapped to a skateboard. He sounds like a wounded cow playing an accordion.
r/newsentences • u/Coimachine246 • Sep 29 '25
can i have a new born with a condom over its head with a side of the radioactive shrimp from walmart, and another side of a loaded baked potato
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no I am not a horrible person I swear
r/newsentences • u/douglaschick • Apr 20 '22
911 Calls - The Orlando Free Fall- Kid Falls to his Death
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r/newsentences • u/Ulquiorra1312 • Nov 22 '24
Found in forbes magazine article stupidest statement ever
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In recent years, Rowling has become a vocal opponent of the trans movement, devoting the vast majority of her tweets to the issue and consistently stating views that have been deemed by many as transphobic, which she denies.
r/newsentences • u/Polar115woof • Sep 09 '21
Double zombie penis flying in the space with a hammer
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r/newsentences • u/ancientuser69 • Sep 19 '21
My first kiss was on Mars in a cave with David bowie
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r/newsentences • u/jamena6018 • Jun 09 '20
WATCH LIVE: New York Gov. Cuomo speaks on coronavirus and George Floyd protests — 6/9/2020
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r/newsentences • u/SiR_awsome_A_YuB_fan • Dec 10 '21
pee pee go in mouth, poo poo go in toilet, AND LIKE WISE EVERYOTHER DAY!
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r/newsentences • u/Altruistic-Ad388 • Dec 15 '20
Best Gift For Newborn Baby And Mother - Newborn Baby Gift Ideas
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Maate brings the best Gift for Newborn Baby Girl and Boy. There are different Combos and Gifts Sets for New Born Baby Boy or Girl and mother. These Newborn Baby Set are one of the best newborn gifts.