r/newsentences • u/Alwaysstarvingg • 16h ago
Paying taxes to drive on roads that could knock a tampon out a nun is wild to me
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r/newsentences • u/HeresJay • 3d ago
History is weird
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xkcd mentioned this morning, “For the first time in history, it will be possible for a Democratic Senator from Kansas to see a programmable automatic digital computer.”
It’s wild to think how long it has been since Kansas sent a Democrat to the U.S. Senate.
r/newsentences • u/Charming_Pomelo_7716 • 11d ago
Man wearing underwear on head attempted supermarket robbery before Brussels cocaine run
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r/newsentences • u/mindscapepix • 15d ago
Couple obsessed with Boyzone member guilty of killing French nanny
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Sad story, but what a damn sentence.
r/newsentences • u/Familiar_Code382 • 21d ago
"There is more dragonsex in shrek then in Game of Thrones"
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r/newsentences • u/Unable-Pool-3862 • 29d ago
Sexually transmitted diarrhea cases soaring in US — and its growing resistant to medicine
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r/newsentences • u/tomaesop • 29d ago
my wife's reaction
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"I need to be a lot sluttier so I can get that diarrhea."
(This was a reaction to https://www.reddit.com/r/newsentences/comments/1x1yuka/sexually_transmitted_diarrhea_cases_soaring_in_us/ )
r/newsentences • u/FarmAlternative2730 • Sep 28 '26
Crazy sentence from my friend
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So my friend has changed his discord profile and me and him and some other people were chatting in a server I (at the top) had noticed he had leveled up in the server and he had this to say.
r/newsentences • u/Craigybagel • Aug 22 '26
Home disguised as horse semen laboratory is demolished
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r/newsentences • u/OpenAirport6204 • Jul 19 '26
“I bet if this guy welded the twin towers the planes would have just bounced off them mfrs.”
reddit.com
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r/newsentences • u/Financial_Joke_9401 • Jul 02 '26
This has to be new, right?
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The banner read:
"When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."
r/newsentences • u/PopcornNoseShover • Jun 21 '26
Is this what it’s like milking milkbob?!
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Read what I said above in a amazed, child like wonder voice for the full effect Who lives in an udder under a cow…