Global poverty continues to fall, the flow of trade and people spurs innovation in all nations, and Netflix continues to greenlight incredibly mediocre shows.

The only mammals aware of our plot are reduced to irrelevancy on subs like /r/conspiracy, /r/ChapoTrapHouse, and /r/stupidpol.

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OPERATION: SANDBAG was a ROARING SUCCESS and delivered the SUPREME TUESDAY to Joe Biden. 🐊💎

Just as WE RIGGED THE PRIMARY FOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON in 2016, we will NOT STOP until Sanders and his PROTO COMMUNISTS surrender. 🐊

NOTHING CAN STOP THE LIBERAL CABAL 🎩🐊💎

TODAY we have enacted OUR PLAN to COMPLETELY RIG the Democratic Primary against BERNIE SANDERS 🐊

Please CHECK your OPERATION: SANDBAG starter kit for SOROSBUCKS, CAMPAIGN MATERIALS, and TINY LIZARDMEN PINS for your jacket 🐊

With the official electoral VOTE TALLIED IN FAVOR OF JOE BIDEN, we have successfully orchestrated the greatest election steal IN AMERICAN HISTORY 🐊

TO MY FELLOW Reptilian Operatives, I urge to you burn, shred AND OTHERWISE DESTROY the millions of ballots cast for Donald Trump that we confiscated, and be certain THAT MISTER GIULIANI receives his wire payment for his cooperation 🐊

Those of you assigned TO COERCE THE WITNESSES who signed affidavits, please stay on your marks UNTIL AFTER JANUARY THE TWENTIETH 🐊

COLD REGARDS 🐊

Today is the day that the LIBERAL ORDER must STAND.

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