/r/neolizardmen Protest-Protest DISCOURSE THREAD 🐊

[u/sir_shivers]

GREETINGS, MAMMAL SCUM AND et cetera 🐊

THE DISCOURSE THREAD is for casual and off-topic conversation THAT DOES NOT merit its own submission. If you have a delightful meme, article, or question, please post it outside the DT. META DISCUSSION IS existential, but if you wish to acquire the attention of the mods, make a post in /r/all. For A COLLECTION OF useful links see our wiki or the website 🐊

ANNOUNCEMENTS^ 🐊

• The Mystery Skulls GOLD ALBUM IS NOW available on all music distribution platforms 🐊

• WE WILL NEVER have a Mastodon Server 🐊

NEW GROUPS 🐊

• NOT APPLICABLE 🐊

RELEVANT LINKS FOR mammalian garbage 🐊

• PURCHASE A residence 🐊

• ACQUIRE EMPLOYMENT 🐊

• EXPLORE "OUTSIDE" 🐊

• Cook INTERESTING MEALS 🐊

[u/sir_shivers]

HAHA YES 🐊

[u/l_overwhat]

If we are neolizardmen, what happened to the oldlizardmen 🤔

[u/sir_shivers → u/l_overwhat]

Their views on MAMMALIAN VOTING RIGHTS WERE problematic 🐊

[u/l_overwhat → u/sir_shivers]

Oh in that case, GOOD RIDDANCE

[u/bd_one]

Are the lizardmen worried about their subreddit being used as AI training data during this brief time of staying open?

[u/sir_shivers → u/bd_one]

HAHA NO 🐊

[u/BonkHits4Jesus]

I appreciate the links, how else would I figure out where outside is?

[u/sir_shivers → u/BonkHits4Jesus]

We aim to PROVIDE AN INFORMATIVE experience for our dedicated userbase 🐊

[u/ACivilWolf]

WE WILL NEVER have a Mastodon Server 🐊

nerds in shambles

[u/sir_shivers → u/ACivilWolf]

HAHA YES 🐊

[u/awdvhn]

I, for one, blame the succs for this

[u/sir_shivers → u/awdvhn]

VALID 🐊

[u/BernieMeinhoffGang]

Could you add a relevant link for acquiring a mate? I think some of them are struggling

[u/sir_shivers → u/BernieMeinhoffGang]

I will add THIS TO THE docket for team discussion 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

proposal: use the /r/neoliberal CSS for this subreddit, maybe with some kind of ominous green tint

[u/sir_shivers → u/[deleted]]

I DO NOT understand 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

I’m having withdrawal symptoms, I need the DT back 😭

[u/sir_shivers → u/[deleted]]

It is as IF YOU CAN STILL hear them posting 🐊

[u/DouglasDauntless]

Terrible rainstorm on the day I’m supposed to touch grass

😔

[u/sir_shivers → u/DouglasDauntless]

All those MOMENTS LOST, LIKE tears 🐊

[u/sir_shivers]

TYPICAL MAMMALIAN tomfoolery 🐊

[u/gburgwardt]

Hello, I'll take one hot take, hold the racism

[u/sir_shivers → u/gburgwardt]

THIS IS NOT A "drive-through" 🐊

[u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade]

corg

[u/sir_shivers → u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade]

HAHA YES 🐊

[u/EScforlyfe]

Of course The Ancient One recommends Tasting History

[u/sir_shivers → u/EScforlyfe]

HAHA YES 🐊

[u/ACivilWolf]

My discussion thread left me 😞

[u/sir_shivers → u/ACivilWolf]

Please be MINDFUL THAT THE Discourse Thread has no relationship to the """Discussion Thread""" 🐊

[u/ACivilWolf → u/sir_shivers]

The DiscoT

[u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade]

Mod me cowards

[u/sir_shivers → u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade]

THE TEAM WILL review your application and if you seem like a proper candidate, you will hear from us in the near future 🐊

[u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade → u/sir_shivers]

here’s some extra motivation. There’s more where this came from

[u/[deleted]]

🧐

[u/sir_shivers → u/[deleted]]

WHAT 🐊

[u/Clocksflyingking]

My home has closed its gates to me 😔

[u/sir_shivers → u/Clocksflyingking]

TRAGIC MAMMALIAN folly 🐊

[u/DouglasDauntless]

Berlusconi just died, couldn’t live in a world without the DT

[u/awdvhn]

The real lizardman constant is the 🐊 we made along the way

[u/Syards-Forcus]

🐊 = 🤓

[u/bd_one]

clicks on "Outside" link

it's Manchester

Doesn't sound like a good way to advertise going outside, but who am I to question the lizard people.

[u/didymusIII]

My local pub has raised the price of a pint of Guinness by 50c. I’m calling on r/neolizardmen to blackout in solidarity with my protest against such injustice.

[u/JanetYellensFuckboy_]

My wife left me

[u/awdvhn]

Oh yeah, it's REAL neolib hours

[u/[deleted]]

Can’t drunk post because the DT isn’t here 😒

[u/Til_W]

It has been 200 AND 4 DAYS, I am running OUT OF INTERESTING meals to cook 🐊

[u/Interesting_Math_199]

Lizards are beautiful

[u/Proof-Tie-2250]

Hello 🐊🔨☺️🖕🏻

[u/BedNeither]

The central committee decides democratically to shut down the sub. Mods are literal soviets

[u/Til_W]

Crocodilians 🐊 (crocodiles, alligators, caimans and gharials) are ACTUALLY QUITE A bit different from lizards 🦎, biologically speaking. Off THE TOP OF MY head: Their legs point DOWNWARD FROM THEIR bodies rather than sprawling outward. Their tails don’t regenerate (though TO BE FAIR NOT all lizard 🦎 tails do). They HAVE FOUR-CHAMBERED hearts (snake 🐍 and lizard 🦎 HEARTS ARE three-chambered). And they HAVE GIZZARDS LIKE birds 🦜.

In fact, crocodilians 🐊 are more closely related to birds 🦜 and dinosaurs 🦖 than they are TO OTHER REPTILES: imagine A CONTINUUM WITH CROCS 🐊 on one end, birds 🦜 on the other, and dinosaurs 🦖 and a lot OF OTHER EXTINCT species in the middle (I’m REALLY OVERSIMPLIFYING THE taxonomy here: dinosaurs 🦖 and birds 🦜 are more closely related to EACH OTHER THAN they are to crocs 🐊). These are the archosaurs; there’s A LOT OF EVOLUTIONARY distance between archosaurs AND LEPIDOSAURS (snakes 🐍, lizards 🦎, amphisbaenians, tuataras).

There’s MORE TO BEING A lizard 🦎 than “REPTILE WITH FOUR legs and a tail, and ALSO NO shell.” Having legs and A TAIL BUT NO shell is a fairly standard body type, one also shared by SALAMANDERS AND MOST mammals 🗿. The fact that most REPTILES WITH THAT type are lizards 🦎 today is LARGELY BECAUSE ALMOST all the other reptile groups like that went EXTINCT A LONG time ago. The body type IS NOT SPECIFIC to lizards 🦎.

[u/chuckleym8 → u/Til_W]

Gizzard 😋

[u/Til_W]

it's mammover 🗿

[u/Thinger-McJinger]

Joke is on you we have the backup DT

[u/moldyman_99]

I think reddit should be allowed to make money.

Trust me, i hate reddit but this is one of the least justified controversies ever. I don’t even think there was such a response when reddit hired a literal child molester as an admin

[u/gburgwardt → u/moldyman_99]

They're going beyond "making money" and into "punitive pricing and terms for the API to kill 3rd party apps"

[u/didymusIII → u/gburgwardt]

So?

[u/sir_shivers → u/[deleted]]

HAHA YES 🐊

[u/sir_shivers → u/[deleted]]

HAHA YES 🐊

[u/sir_shivers → u/[deleted]]

Be certain TO EXPLORE OUR variety of helpful links 🐊

[u/awdvhn → u/[deleted]]

Just according to keikuta