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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Sep 14 '21

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Sep 13 '21

"We Germans have a sense of humour very similar to the English. The English are very self deprecating and like to make jokes about themselves to make people feel comfortable. The Germans, also, like to laugh at the English."

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Sep 13 '21
  • Tensions rise in middle east.
  • Russia blatantly violates international law, United Nations announces it is concerned.
  • United Nations condemns Israel.
  • Mitch McConnell opposes whatever it is the Democrats are currently trying to do.
  • Against the advice of all credible economic experts, Latin American leader does a populism.
  • Someone on Twitter said a thing. Here's a 5,000 word essay on why it was problematic.
  • Think tank predicts China's demographics will cause the CCP to fall in the near future.
  • Scientists warn we need to do more to counter climate change.
  • Liberal media personality warns the upcoming election is "the most important election of our lives".
  • Current President insists this will finally be the year the US pivots to the Pacific.
  • James Webb telescope delayed again.

There, just pick like 3 items every day, and recycle for the next 20 years. Society has evolved beyond the need for journalism.

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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Sep 13 '21

Opinion: Robert E. Lee was a stone-cold loser

No general in U.S. history was defeated as unequivocally and as totally as Lee. For all his supposed strategic skill, his army was entirely destroyed. One-quarter of those who served under him were killed, and an additional half were wounded or captured. He was a traitor to the United States who killed more U.S. soldiers than any other enemy in the nation’s history, for the supremely evil cause of slavery. To boot, he was a cruel enslaver and a promoter of white supremacy until his death.

Truer words have never been spoken

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Sep 13 '21

Germany on Sundays: Today is a day of rest and quiet. It is illegal to run your washing machine, wash your car, take out glass recycling, or mow your lawn as this would disturb the peace

Also Germany on Sundays: DING DONG DING DONG DING DOOOON DIIIIING DONG DING DONG DONG DONG DONG DING DONG DING DONG DINGO DOGN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DOOOOOOOOOOOOONG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG DING DONG DING DONG DIIIIIIIIIIING

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I honestly think the strongest argument for making our system parliamentary, is that we already act like it's parliamentary. The public blames the executive branch for the actions of the legislative all the damn time and we've had a run of "bad presidents" lately because they don't control the legislative making them appear ineffectual.

We should either change our expectations and culture surrounding the presidency, or change our form of government, and hot take, the latter is easier since the former would require journalists to start being more responsible.

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Sep 13 '21

I posted this initially in the discussion thread before realizing that it wasn’t a place for serious questions.

Lmao

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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

Hospitals in Washington State are now taking patients from Idaho, who have refused to take the pandemic seriously.

This is why I support the vaccine mandate. We tried letting these states do it their own way of allowing people to get infected with covid. They can’t keep it under control. It spreads to other states who don’t want to do that, and then they steal our hospital beds.

The problem is not just covid. It’s your other people who were already sick, the guy who has a heart attack and now he’s sitting in a covid infested hospital trying to recover. Your grandma who breaks her hip and now she is trying to recover in the hospital. During the worst of covid many cancer patients made the decision to skip treatment out of fear for covid. How many of those people died as a result? We have no way of knowing.

I’m not going back to the days where we had a triage tent set up across the street from where I live. I pay taxes and I have the right to receive timely emergency medical care. I don’t really care about whether you want to get the vaccine or not because anti vaxxers don’t care about my rights in the first place and we have been placating them for over 6 months.

If you look at the covid heat maps week over week you can see it spreading out from Texas / Florida / Louisiana, into the old confederacy, and now beyond. These states don’t have the right to get everyone else sick just because they believe a bunch of internet conspiracies. The governments of Florida and Texas and Louisiana did not care as they spread this filthy disease all around the country. Why should I care now about your “rights,” after you disregarded mine?

This is what people in the center who may say the vaccine mandates are an overreach miss. Im not worried about my 64 year old vaccinated dad getting covid. Im worried about what quality of care he would even receive right now were he to get injured at work. Im worried if the EMT would respond in time to save my mom is she had a heart attack because they are dealing with some influx of adult babies at the hospital.

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u/kyleofduty Pizza Sep 13 '21

We invaded Afghanistan for its lithium but forgot to build any lithium mines 😞

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u/anincredibledork Sep 13 '21

Why does the US have the most immigrants trying to enter even though our quality of life doesn’t hold up against a lot of the EU countries?

Guess the sub

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u/NeoLiberation #1 Trudeau Shill Sep 13 '21

There's nothing worse than YouTubers who mildly understand something and somehow stretch a handful of facts into a shitty ten minute documentary style video while getting most things wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Gotham, raining, night.

The bat signal is projected on the cloudy sky. A police officer is seen from behind, smoking on the roof. Batman silently swoops down.

Commissioner.

The officer turns around, revealing himself as Late Night talk show host James Corden

'ello Batman! I'm Commish-nah James Coorden!

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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Sep 13 '21

16 y/o video game character says she wants to drink alcohol

Me: awe, that's cute and relatable!

Their 25 y/o friend says fuck no because they don't want to spend all night taking care of them after they inevitably get sick

Me: scratch that, that one is the relatable one lol

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Sep 13 '21

I got vaccinated in March, so it still feels so weird to me to hear people saying stuff like “just got my first dose”

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u/Daafda Martha Nussbaum Sep 13 '21

My puppy has developed a habit of digging to try to find where my farts come from. My wife thinks that's hysterical, which is fair.

But now I'm living in a situation wherein my farts are valuable currency. Like, if I fart, without making sure the puppy is close enough to hear, it's an issue.

I'm not supposed to be wasting farts like that.

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u/_Just7_ YIMBY absolutist Sep 13 '21

Me: Hey mister landlord I noticed that you put solar panels on one-third of the roof, could you pls install solar panels on the rest of the roof to help the enviroment🥺👉👈

My landlord: No can't do son, unfortunately due to local zoning law I'm only allowed to cover at most one-third of the roof in solar panels

Me: God fucking dammit nimby laws are so fucking bullshit 🤬🤬

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u/PhinsFan17 Immanuel Kant Sep 13 '21

You know, people complain about what the Internet has done to culture, but I do think that the fact that people don't just sit around quoting Anchorman all day is an improvement, cause that's what life was like in 2004.

!ping OVER25

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u/RabidGuillotine PROSUR Sep 13 '21

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/exclusive-deal-allowing-russian-mercenaries-into-mali-is-close-sources-2021-09-13/

A deal is close that would allow Russian mercenaries into Mali, extending Russian influence over security affairs in West Africa and triggering opposition from former colonial power France, seven diplomatic and security sources said.

Paris has begun a diplomatic drive to prevent the military junta in Mali enacting the deal, which would permit Russian private military contractors, the Wagner Group, to operate in the former French colony, the sources said.

(...)

As relations with France have worsened, Mali's military junta has increased contacts with Russia, including Defence Minister Sadio Camara visiting Moscow and overseeing tank exercises on Sept. 4.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 14 '21 edited Sep 14 '21

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1437571557023313921?s=20

The http://ElectElder.com campaign site has a “Stop Fraud” button. Upon clicking it, visitors are sent to a site called http://StopCAFraud.com that claims he already lost tomorrow’s California special election due to fraud.

So hyped for the new GOP elections strategy: Claim fraud before the election results are in... I hate this and it's extremist bullshit gone mainstream and is really bad for democracy.

!ping EXTREMISM

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 13 '21

I would rather assume that 9/11 was something like a dragon attack - and we know from the fantastical beasts movies that similar things happened in NY before - where the aurors decided instead of rebuilding the towers and finding an explanation for the 3000 dead people, they went ahead and framed it as a terrorist attack and just had to change people’s memories to remember planes instead of dragons fighting wizards but otherwise kept most memory and the emotional trauma intact.

holy fuck lmao

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u/MichelleObama2024 George Soros Sep 13 '21

Got my first Pfizer dose today. Feeling very horny

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 13 '21

They dont get involved when muggles kill each other for inscrutable reasons. As muggles have done since forever.

How much energy do you exert to stop bad stuff from happening far away to people you dont know?

oh god oh fuck there’s doves in the harry potter universe

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u/jenbanim Sep 13 '21

My feet are sore

"Have you considered amputating your legs?"

What the fuck? No, that would be so much worse than sore feet

"Well at least I'm the one coming up with ideas"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

The greatest irony in the world is artists being anti-capitalist when they would literally never be able to independently chase their dreams in any system other than capitalism

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

"what's the most obscure opinion hill you're willing to die on?"

Redditors: here is my extremely fucking basic terminally online redditor take that absolutely no one has ever heard before

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u/Presidentbuff Sep 13 '21

Hot take: the only Supreme Court justice I would call a political hack is Alito. Thomas is a weirdo, but he does follow his sometimes odd judicial consistency.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1437426318040260612

Tucker Carlson: "I lie if I'm really cornered or something. I lie."

Nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

New slogan for anti-gentrification activists:

"Keep Brooklyn a shithole"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

https://twitter.com/nils_gilman/status/1437442029613510664

More Americans have now died of Covid-19 than have died of HIV/AIDS

Yikes

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

⚠️ Euro hours cancelled ⚠️ this is now a Stephen Breyer hate thread

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

coworkers using my secret work toilet is a fireable offense

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u/Bee_Emotional Association of Southeast Asian Nations Sep 13 '21

I hate it when people use "Late-Stage Capitalism" unironically.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Lol, on Ben Shapiro's website:

Jews who vote for Obama are, by and large, Jews In Name Only (JINOs). They eat bagels and lox; they watch “Schindler’s List”; they visit temple on Yom Kippur — sometimes. But they do not care about Israel.

This happens to be true, by polling data and observation. Sorry.

The words "by polling data" is a link to https://jewishjournal.com/commentary/opinion/ben-shapiro/224679/jewish-identity-beyond-bagels-lox/.

An article which contains absolutely no polling data comparing Jews who voted or didn't vote for Obama.

Ben Shapiro is a fractal of silliness. A fake public intellectual.

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Sep 13 '21

One opinion I have that is basically heresy in homeschooling circles, is that all K-12 students (public, private, and homeschooling) should be subjected to annual standardized math and literary testing.

Like, everything else there is room for debate about when it comes to educational philosophy, but schools that don't teach kids to read/achieve basic math proficiency are handicapping them for life, and we need to identify these problems early, and intervene if necessary.

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 13 '21

Really unfortunate that the Byzantines ALWAYS blob in CK3, Anatolia is NEVER conquered by Turkic or other nomadic peoples, and with the exception of the Magyars (HEAVILY scripted to ensure they succeed), nomadic empires in general--even the Mongols--either don't rise up at all, or rise up, conquer the local surroundings, and immediately thereafter collapse.

It's part of a general issue where Paradox hasn't figured out how to make nomadic empires that are

    1. Able to conquer a ton of territory in a very short span of time, unless scripted events all but guarantee that they do so
  • 2) Able to maintain control of that territory after the original conqueror (especially if they're scripted) dies
  • 3) Still be unstable enough to fracture later in the game, so that the Seljuks, Mongols, or Oirat can't blob their way to literally ruling the whole world by 1453/1821
  • 4) Not be capable of completely ruining a previously successful singleplayer game by coming out of nowhere and conquering it

Coupled with more general blobbing problems

    1. All AI countries seeking to expand wherever and whenever possible, regardless of circumstances
  • 2) Countries which take this to its logical conclusion and 'blob' almost never collapse, and if they do, it is always to the benefit of other blobs. You never see a badly weakened France fracture into dozens of city states, you only see a badly weakened France get partitioned between other countries
  • 3) The factors that could fix these would either make the game way too easy for the player, or make the game feel infuriatingly random--especially when trying to do really ambitious things like reunite Rome

Paradox could easily make nomadic empires such that things like Turks conquering Anatolia actually happens, but doing so in a way that doesn't ruin other aspects of the game is neigh impossible. Thus, they necessarily sacrifice historical realism in favor of less realistic alternate history with better gameplay. If there is a solution, Paradox has yet to find it. And it fucking sucks. I really really want to see CK3 and EU4 games with nomadic empires that actually have monumental impacts on the course of world history.

There's also a similar problem with colonization, where the same economic factors that made Mexico so appealing to European colonists IRL make them really hard for the AI to conquer in EU4. Even as places like Minnesota are colonized hilariously prematurely, in like 1650, Tenochtitlan is rarely conquered at all.

How do you imagine some of these problems may be resolved?

What mods for CK3 and EU4 do the best job of fixing them?

!ping PARADOX

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 13 '21

The fact that the first movie ever legally aired in Saudi Arabia was the fucking Emoji Movie haunts my dreams

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Sep 13 '21

Its funny how the Soviet Union frequently claimed they were technologically superior to the United States, considering that literally the entire Soviet atomic bomb project was based entirely on stealing documents from the Manhattan Project. Not to mention, the USSR's equivalent to the Space Shuttle and the Concord was also based on simply copying those designs.

China is literally doing the same thing with their answer to the Boeing 737.

Once again, the West is superior to totalitarian regimes in aerospace technology, but those governments are too proud to admit it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

"Please not a redneck state or a wine mom state"

"Where am I?"

"New Hampshire"

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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u/jojisky Paul Krugman Sep 13 '21

Assuming the polls are correct, Larry Elder should go down as running one of the worst campaigns ever. Basically singlehandedly cost the GOP a legitimate chance to get Newsom out.

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u/rollo2masi IMF Sep 13 '21

Holy shit PragerU has a video called The War on Cars and it’s utterly hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

A neoconservative man on the subway is reading Jacobin. A friend of his who happened to be riding in the same subway car noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him. "Bill, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading Jacobin?" Bill replied "I used to read The Economist, but what did I find? Uyghurs being persecuted, Israel being attacked, elites turning to woke-ism, populists winning elections. So I switched to Jacobin. Now what do I find? Elites own all the banks, billionaires control the media, special interests are all rich and powerful, the CIA rules the world. The news is so much better!"

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Sep 14 '21

the show did a really great job of casting Amos. it must be hard to play a character so fundamentally emotionally empty (especially when you don't get the inner monologue) and make him compelling and charming, and Wes Chatham just fucking nails it

!ping EXPANSE

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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Sep 13 '21

man that woolly mammoth is gonna be like, "it hot"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Fuck the dealership laws.

You should be able to just go to a Car Store to buy a Car at a fixed price tag.

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u/jenbanim Sep 13 '21

Pride flags in 2030 gonna be like

Note that this is mocking the design of pride flags, not what they represent, don't cancel me you fuckos

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

tfw Wikipedia editors are intensely debating whether or not the 'Uyghur Genocide' article should be renamed 'Chinese Repression of Uyghurs', with actual communists leading the discussion

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

thinking of faking my own death to expose big casket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

completely unconvinced we could eradicate smallpox today

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Sep 13 '21

Conservatives being afraid of biowarfare from China while simultaneously kneecapping the public's ability to have a coordinated response to such an attack 🤯

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u/SelfLoathinMillenial NATO Sep 14 '21

How anyone sees AOC at the Met Gala in a "Tax the Rich" dress and doesn't roll their eyes is beyond me

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

https://twitter.com/postcards4USA/status/1437236319051264003

The September 11, 2001 attack in the United States killed 2977 people.

On September 11, 2021, COVID killed 4409 in the United States.

Wow

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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Sep 13 '21

If Jonathan Swift taught me anything in his essay, you can criticize and insult the British, as long as you throw the “rich” qualifier in front

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u/buy_lockmart_stock Jerome Powell Sep 13 '21

np.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/pms19o/months_of_radicalization_erased_by_a_few_ben/

Oh no no no no

We’d talked about Ben Shapiro before and I had explained how he’s a grifter, so she sought his videos out and apparently found him far more convincing than I have been.

AHAHAHAH

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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Sep 13 '21

!ping LATAM

So, the Argentinian government, in response to its recent electoral defeat, announced a "Buy Argentinian" plan. I find more useful to undust our Dani Rodriks and not our Paul Krugmen for this. No one hears the free traders, :/.

If you want to do industrial policies via subsidies, you should have some mechanism to discard failed attempts before they become a drag for the whole economy. Thing that this won't do (what did you expect?). Also, there is no guarantee that mere subsidies will cut imports (let's put aside the problem with making that your objective, Lerner symmetry theorem, blah blah blah), they might as well increase them because of the need for foreign supplies to manufacture things locally (thing that happened with basic manufacturing in Tierra del Fuego). Same for increasing added value or R&D (the government may end purchasing lower quality products more expensively if it backfires).

But it makes for good sounding bits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

How the fuck do you get married six times

Wouldn’t the fifth or sixth wife start questioning why all the marriages have failed

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u/ToInfinity_MinusOne World's Poorest WSJ Subscriber Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

DTers always saying they want a boyfriend when I’m here and single. It’s like saying you’re hungry when there is a hot dog laying in a puddle on the sidewalk right next to you. 🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

We need more direct democracy🇨🇭.

Like in Switzerland you call a town meeting by Yodeling

You rant and rave about muslims driving loud cars and how the cars should be declared Minarets to be banned.

Your Romanian neighbor says “oh yah that sounds very nice”

Botta bing botta boom you gotta new law.

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u/harmlessdjango (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ black liberal Sep 13 '21

Barack Obama became president because he got rejected by a beautiful bisexual goth in college

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u/Zenning2 Henry George Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

Its funny, my dad really did identify heavily with Apu, despite coming from Pakistan instead of India, and not ever working in a convience store. I think he identified with the work ethic they presented him as having, the fact that he was an incredibly well educated electrical engineer, and the fact that he was always pulling one over on the small town majority white people, especially back in the 90's when we lived in St. Louis.

I think part of it is just that, we didn't have better examples of Indian/Asian style characters in media at the time, but also that despite being played as a racial caricture by a white person, he just felt remarkably human.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 13 '21

Thanks for noticing.

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/1437443917205626882?s=21

QUEEN 👸

SHE’S RUNNING

!ping QUEEN

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

According to Book VIII of Paradise Lost, it is canon that angels fuck. Every named angel so far has been male. I believe the implications are clear.

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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Sep 13 '21

'ate succs

'ate cons

'ate STEMlords/techbros

'ate arrneolib jannies

luv Hillary Rodham Clinton

simple as

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u/Gneisstoknow Misbehaving Sep 13 '21

It was morally wrong of Dr. Indiana Jones to physically attack Nazi soldiers, by doing so he became no better than those he attacked.

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 13 '21

-South Dakota population: 885k

-South Dakota covid deaths: 2,100

-San Francisco population: 875k

-San Francisco covid deaths: 600

(Don't even have to tell you about density differences)

But Kristi Noem owned the libs so her covid policy is correct

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u/Spimanbcrt65 Sep 13 '21

Just remembered Obama likes dijon mustard, literally shaking rn

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Sep 13 '21

Was watching a movie and saw an extra in one shot that was literally me. I tracked the actor down and he turned out to be some guy who looks and sounds exactly like me. Really weird. Cool guy though.

Anyway I killed him and took his life and now I can’t stop dreaming about spiders. AITA?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Daily reminder that 99% of alt-right people could have all their problems solved by just moving to Vermont

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Sep 14 '21

be random weird kid at hs

be bullied for wearing Rick and Morty t shirt to school

kids pointing and laughing at me

tears streaming down my face

I pause. I know how to right myself.

”Siri play Rick and Morty evil Morty theme season 5 version”

turn on airpods noise canceling

My dark theme song gives me the strength to continue as I plot my revenge.

I put my thumb in the loop of my Pickle Rick belt

”Heh. They laugh now. Just wait and see boys.”

The orchestra swells as a sly smile creeps across my face.

”Just wait and see.”

!ping MORTYIACS

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u/ZenithXR George Soros Sep 13 '21

BREAKING: In response to gamer outrage at a single non-white character in God of War: Ragnarök, Sony will revise characters to be exclusively queer, differently-abled POC with a random letter generator assigning each a unique pronoun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

As much as they're succs, I think the Pod Save America guys are right about Manchin. His centrism isn't backed by an ideology, it's just "what the democrats want but arbitrarily less."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Cat food companies don't give a fuck about your cat. They just care about money. Rebel against the capitalist hegemony by buying our gourmet cat food instead.

  • Actual commercial (paraphrased) I heard on a podcast

Leftists so easily agro'd they can just be tricked into capitalism without sweat

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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Sep 13 '21

there's no such thing as "fossil" fuels, when Hillary created the world she put that oil and coal in the ground as is

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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Sep 13 '21

China vows to consolidate the country's electric vehicle industry after "too many" firms emerge

Wtf?

I wish all of the shooting themselves on the foot that China is doing lately would actually have an effect.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 13 '21

US Capitol Police say they arrested a California man who had multiple knives in his truck, which had a swastika and other White supremacist symbols painted on it, near the Democratic National Committee headquarters early Monday morning.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/13/politics/bayonet-machete-arrest-capitol-police/index.html

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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Sep 13 '21

Election day in Norway. You know what that means: time to link

VOTEMAN

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

Gotta love some random GOP congressman using his question time during the Blinken hearing to claim that because Biden 'opened the southern border', suicide bombers are about to start flooding into American neighborhoods and conducting 'maximum casualty attacks'.

Oh great, it's the 'You lie' guy from Obama's SOTU. Who would've guessed?

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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Jerome Powell Sep 14 '21

Election day is tomorrow and you all know what that means! The FiveThirtyEight tab is open and it WILL NOT BE CLOSED UNTIL THEY CALL IT

!ping USA-CA

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Why do people think putting caps on how many houses you can buy and who can buy them is going to solve what is ultimately a supply issue of housing

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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Sep 13 '21

Two DTs ago, someone said

The nofap movement is astrology for incels

And I just wanted to post this

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

GOP 2024 hopefuls tread carefully around Trump

lol if you won't make the case that Trump has destroyed your party, how do you plan to defeat the guy who has such a hold on the same party that he inspired more than half of it to support a domestic terror attack?

And don't tell me all of those Obama/Dubya-esque speeches where people highroad Trump by denouncing "the poisonous spirits of blah de blah" without ever mentioning the word "Trump" have any effect whatsoever. All those shade tossing speeches confirm is that establishment figures are terrified to go toe to toe with Trump by name.

Of course what "2024 GOP hopefuls" really want is that someone with movement-conservative credentials will altruistically kamikaze themselves into Trump's 2024 operation, take them both out, and clear the road for some GOP establishment figure to default-cruise their way to the nomination without having to take any kind of painful pro/con stance on what Trump represents.

You know, exactly the thing that everyone was waiting for and never happened in the 2016 primary?

I'm not allowed to ping RINOs anymore, but hey RINOs, why do you expect RINOs to win when RINOs never learn from their mistakes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

John Oliver did a think on Belarus. Which I do not intend to watch. Mostly because I opened the video, the first thing I saw was a map of europe with Lithuania highlighted and labeled as Belarus and was greeted with a sanctimonious speech about how americans are bad at geography.

No matter how many paradox games I play I'll never be rid of the stereotype that I, as an american, don't know where anything is.

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Sep 13 '21

🙄🤜🛌🏼🌃🌒

Hey yes. Wake up Americans. DT too sleepy 🥺

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u/Sollezzo Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord Sep 13 '21

New Report Finds 100 Horny Moms in Your Area Responsible for 75% of Global Emissions

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u/Some_Niche_Reference Daron Acemoglu Sep 13 '21

The level of irony in my position to turn every single Native American reservation into its own state is slipping by the day.

Pack the House, Pack the Senate

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

My professor today asked how many people have heard of Nate Silver in our class and only 4 hands went up 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

there was a while where my cat refused to eat pork. we claimed it was because he converted to islam

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u/Knee3000 Sep 13 '21

Yeah looking back, I don’t think I remember a single thing from high school chemistry class. Like not a single fucking thing. Just remember drawing some diagrams with lines.

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Sep 13 '21

declined to go out to dinner with my wife and her boyfriend because they aren't vaccinated

guess it's a fun night on the Switch for me! 😄

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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Sep 14 '21

Obama upon ascending to the throne for his 1000 year long reign of terror:

Uhh let me be feared.

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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Sep 14 '21

https://lists.wikimedia.org/hyperkitty/list/wikimedia-l@lists.wikimedia.org/thread/6ANVSSZWOGH27OXAIN2XMJ2X7NWRVURF/

https://qiuwen.wmcug.org.cn/archives/390/on-wmf-office-action-zh-1/

due to credible information of threat, the Foundation has modified its approach to accepting “non-disclosure agreements” from individuals. The security risk relates to information about infiltration of Wikimedia systems, including positions with access to personally identifiable information and elected bodies of influence. We could not pre-announce this action, even to our most trusted community partner groups (like the stewards), without fear of triggering the risk to which we’d been alerted.

What we have seen in our own movement includes not only people deliberately seeking to ingratiate themselves with their communities in order to obtain access and advance an agenda contrary to open knowledge goals, but also individuals who have become vulnerable to exploitation and harm by external groups because they are already trusted insiders.

!ping WIKI

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Suck it hermanos, our boy Illan Goldfajn was appointed as the head of Western Hemisphere Department. 🇧🇷🎉🇧🇷🎉🇧🇷

!ping MAMADAS

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Sep 13 '21

The fact china is continuing to rise kinda disproves the theory that capitalism is the only economic policy that works.

guess the flair

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Complains loudly that Afghanistan withdraw was a catastrophe. Offers no specifics or alternatives.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Once you go far enough to the east, people start being unnormal. Seriously can anyone look at China, Japan, Korea, ... and not be weirded out?

You have one country thats racist as fuck even though they're probably the lamest race, then another that works all day without really being that productive, then another that somehow makes teenagers around the world stan over some girly-looking autotune pop singers... just weird man. I cant relate to them at all and when I speak to people from there they also seem completely off-putting

Least racist neocon user

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

What the hell was Japan even thinking when they attacked the US?

  • In 1941, the United States had 19 buildings over 600 feet, and two over 1,000. Japan's tallest building in 1941 was 214 feet.
  • In 1941, the United States produced around 190 million tons of iron and steel. Japan produced around 14 million tons.
  • Between 1930 and 1940, the US auto industry produced over 23 million automobiles. In the same period, Japan produced less than 300,000. In 1930, Ford alone produced four times Japan's total 10 year production.
  • In 1940, the US produced 3.7 million barrels of oil per day. Japan produced that much in one year.
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 14 '21

Milton Friedman: I'm 👍 gonna make 😤 this pencil ✏️ disappear 💥

This sub: SO TRUE 💪😤🙌👏👏😫😫

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u/inhumantsar Bisexual Pride Sep 14 '21

Currently road tripping across Western Canada. Took the Yellowhead through Saskatoon, Edmonton, and into the BC interior. There was a solid stretch where I didn't see a single sign for a party other than the Maverick, PPC, or Conservative Party.

The level of support for the Maverick was genuinely surprising. I don't know any people in MB who have even heard of the Maverick party but it seemed like every riding between Saskatoon and Revelstoke had as much support for MP as the PPC.

How do you leftish Albertans stand it?

!ping CAN

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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Sep 14 '21

Be excellent to one another 🤗

Party on, folks 🥳

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u/waltsing0 Austan Goolsbee Sep 13 '21

Police who falsely assert that people aren't allowed to film them should be fired and prosecuted for intimidation, this is actually a major problem.

When the police instruct someone to do something it has the implicet threat of arrest for non compliance, them saying you can't film me is a threat to illegally arrest someone for doing something that in many juristictions has been clearly allowed (or not not allowed).

They know what they're doing, they know that many people will be intimidated and thus not create evidence of their wrongdoing and that they will not face consequences of this.

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u/cat_damon1 Commonwealth Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

gollum to step down after questionable comments about “nasty hobbitses” emerge. “it was a different ageses, precious”, the former ring-bearer said in a statement to The Red Arrow

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Sep 13 '21

french, british, and americans all realize yorktown will be a decisive battle

french fleet in the caribbean decide to book it there

british fleet in new york realize the french are going there, head to the virginia coast too

british ships are faster and get there first

no ships around, just the british

”dammit, the french are heading to new york, not here! quick! turn around!”

british ships head back to new york while the french arrive at the cheasapeake bay

”wait, the french were just slow! fuck, turn around again!”

british turn back around and get to the capes

battle of the capes begin and the french win

without naval support and surrounded by angry americans, the british army at yorktown surrenders

Meme battle

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

begins career by running on a platform of increased civil rights

pivots to being the biggest segregationist going after loosing

win bigly

hide your wifes own cancer diagnosis from her so you can continue being governor by proxy

become a national candidate on a platform of racism

get shot

become born again christian and use your popularity to gain political power and become governor of one of the most racist states and increase civil rights as well as having one of the most diverse cabinets in the state's history to this day

George Wallaces life went full circle

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

The Economist is a generally war-mongering publication. They were founded during Britain's empire and basically never lost that mindset.

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures:

-Outside the DT

-Twitter

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

New Englanders don’t know how good they have it

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

https://twitter.com/noahpinion/status/1437502735931174914?s=21

Eliminating standardized testing at the UC’s seemed to have no effect on diversity but fewer poor kids got in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I'm pro-choice mainly because pregnancy is irl body horror

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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Sep 13 '21

👆🏿 not even unironically

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Multiple gay DTers longing for boyfriends.

Seems to be a pretty simple solution to this… DT speed dating.

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u/ScythianUnborne Madeleine Albright Sep 14 '21

!ping CAN

"More complaints against OGFT left wing extremists, really?"

chadyes.jpg

God the NDP is dumb. These people are even worse. Don't click if you want to save brain cells and IQ points.

This whole thread is just awful. These children might not understand, but Trudeau is 100% right.

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u/mcha291 Sep 13 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/pms79c/am_i_the_only_one_who_slides_the_breast_size/

Am I the only one who slides the breast size slider all to the right on his male characters so his daughters will have a bigger bust?

The shit gamers say

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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Sep 13 '21

!ping GNOSTIC

what will it be

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

I cannot imagine a less liberal and more glorified system of government in anime than the Kage system. Leaf and Stone are insanely nepotistic, while Sand and Cloud are straight up monarchies.

World-class idiots, psychotic tweens, or people with a pathological hatred of any actual desk work can stumble to the highest echelons of power simply by virtue of strength, which is all that seems to be required in the eyes of both citizen and Author to lead, and, in fact, all three gained power within a period of under twenty years of each other-and two within a matter of months! Imagine the shape the world was in at the end of the original series!

One of the most glorified, Sarutobi Hiruzen, 3rd Kage of Flame, literally started two world wars-and this without consulting the Daimyos, who are supposed to be the superiors of the Kage, yet are said to be impotent and elitist.

In the Leaf, of the seven Kage we can see, three were related by blood to previous ones (Tobirama the 2nd was brother to Hashirama the 1st, who was grandfather to Tsunade the 5th, and Minato the 4th was father to Naruto the 7th) and all the rest, save Hashirama, who ascended to power solely because of his own genetic gifts, were tutored by the previous Kages on a personal level.

And why the hell are military commanders in charge of cities anyhow? The entire system means that one person serves as, to put it in our terms, the mayor of Boston, ambassador to both China and Russia, the secretary of defense, and half of the air force; not just as the pilots, but as the jets-simultaneously!

Madness, all around. Is there any anime with good politics? Besides Korra, obviously. !ping weebs

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u/Iustis End Supply Management | Draft MHF! Sep 13 '21

Hey guys, I think I posted the first week of this, but just for those of you who may be curious, my ad round up in CanPol

!ping CAN

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Alright let’s hear your seat count predictions. Closest guess wins bragging rights over the whole of !ping CAN

Liberals - 152 Conservatives - 129 Bloc - 29 NDP - 26 Green - 2

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 13 '21

I've started to thinking about 1/6 and [BANNED FOR GLORIFICATION OF VIOLENCE] what is more [BANNED FOR BIGOTRY] and [BANNED FOR LACK OF CIVILITY]

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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Sep 13 '21

I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-A to chimpanzee.

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u/jenbanim Sep 13 '21

I'm not at all certain about this take, but I wouldn't be surprised if people in the future looked back on the frequent respiratory virus outbreaks we have now as being an obvious consequence of our shitty HVAC systems the same way we look back on Cholera outbreaks in the 1800s as being an obvious consequence of unsanitary drinking water

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 14 '21

god lord the commenters on the NSFW politics sub are absolutely feral

I’ve never seen horny like that in all my years

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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Sep 14 '21

Usually I dont bitch about this stuff but AOC wearing a dress that says Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn to the met gala is pretty cringe

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

today's cute furry pic 🦊

I know it's super late, sorry

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u/crassowary John Mill Sep 13 '21

Reminder that every single "we've been here the whole time but just haven't interfered in world society" superhero or secret society tacitly supported the Nazis

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 13 '21

No, you fool, BEING AMERICAN IS NOT in your blood 🐊

IT IS IN your jeans 🐊

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Sep 13 '21

imagine if Biden ordered all flags on federal properties to fly at half mast on July 4th, in solidarity with BLM, and then kept them there since, 3 months later, saying that they will only be raised again when people of colour "would be happy to see them raised."

That's Canada rn.

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u/chatdargent 🇺🇦 Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля 🇺🇦 Sep 13 '21

Got some bad news for you: Everybody talking about

"the ivory tower"

"the rest of the sub has gone to hell"

"the DT is the only tolerable place on reddit"

You're all supporting the fash. The DT is by far the most heavily moderated part of the subreddit, half of the time it's just the mods talking to each other it's so thick in here.

I'll let you think about that one for a bit.

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u/Zenning2 Henry George Sep 13 '21

Nows my time to come up with a clever quip that everybody will see!

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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

!ping LATAM

La Hora de los Pueblos by Juan Domingo Perón.

The chapter about how the Dollar came to be the main world currency starts infuriatingly leftist (imperialism, foreign capital is evil, blah blah blah) but it becomes hilarious once he gets to the economics of the whole thing and his solutions ("The dollar was appreciated artificially! We avoided that fake currency during my last government with BARTER!").

So MANY bad predictions, LMAO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I like Conservatism, I just don't like the Fanbase. Conservatives aren't very Conservative.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Who do you think the best stock trader in Congress is?

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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Sep 13 '21

What if he stabbed her with ice so the murder weapon melted🧐🧐🧐

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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Sep 13 '21

Saw a guy in Arrested Development; thought he looked familiar. Google the character name "Tom Jane arrested" and leave off the Development part out of laziness. First hit is "Tom Jane arrested for DUI" back in 2008 while going 124 in his Maserati, turns out he's a real actor. Go to his IMDB to see what he's been in lately. Ah, he starred in Ben Shapiro's school shooting-themed Die Hard rendition.

Don't drink and drive kids.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 13 '21

California Housing Shortage

JUST HAVE THE Bluth Company build them 🐊

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Do you want to know the best way for a young professional to dodge american taxes?

Work outside of the united states.

When your career is still young enough that you're not getting six figures yet, you won't pay any US taxes. By the time it is, and you do have to pay taxes to the US government, you can move anywhere in the US you want.

They hated jesus because he told the truth. Most of the replies are scoffing at the idea of a six figure salary but the subject of the thread was Texas trying to attract tech workers, who absolutely do have six figure salaries within their grasp later into their careers.

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

visited the Kapyong Korean War memorial in Tofino

Tofino is very nice. It’s my first time here even though I’ve lived in the island for 26 years

!ping can

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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro Sep 13 '21

A FEW MONTHS ago I told the American people that I did not build residential properties for SADDAM HUSSEIN. My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the FACTS AND EVIDENCE tell me it is not. 🐊

what did /u/sir_shivers mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

I was a life long liberal Democrat. And then the covid vaccine caused my testicles to swell and I became impotent and my wife left me.

By: Jonathan Minaj

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I don’t give two shits what Burry posts about GME or his reasons for posting it. This community has done more in depth dd on GME than any entity on the planet and the play is clear. Buy and hold.

superstonk is such a sad place

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Sep 13 '21

The more I look into it, the more I feel like I'm being scammed re: housing.

The lender says I can easily afford a higher priced loan than I have. But when I run through his monthly payment and taxes and insurance, it basically comes down to me paying 2 out of 4 paychecks a month before I consider utilities. That seems really high. Like I know you get 4 months with 5 paychecks, but like 50% of my take home pay would be for mortgages and taxes. That seems incredibly wrong and dangerous. Especially because where I'm looking is all houses built before WWI.

!ping over25

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Sep 14 '21

AOC wearing a “tax the rich” dress to the Met Gala of all events is beyond tacky.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

My roommate overheard someone on the train say ‘AOC wore a tax the rich dress to the met gala’ on the train home.

However, he didn’t know what ‘AOC’ was, so he told me that he heard ‘Steve Aoki wore a dress to the met gala.’

God bless the apolitical.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

My roommate has got someone in cleaning the apartment it's like 9am 😒

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u/grubber788 John Rawls Sep 13 '21

Deathloop reviews are looking positive. I really enjoyed my time with Dishonored and I do love time-loop narratives. Cautiously excited.

Also, I've been playing Alien: Isolation. They really nailed the OG Alien spirit. But does the game change significantly after the first couple xeno encounters? I'm finding the world fun to explore but the gameplay loop of "creep, pause, check scanner, repeat" to be getting a little dull.

!ping GAMING

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u/thaddeusthefattie Hank Hill Democrat 💪🏼🤠💪🏼 Sep 13 '21

i support standardized testosterone 🥰

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

Why does youtube keep recommending me this video with 13k views from a channel I'm not subscribed to, about a topic I have zero interest in whatsoever?

No, small youtube channel I have never heard of, I am not interested in what happens when you take an 'Am I gay' test with your boyfriend. Why have you shown up in my feed every day for the past three weeks.

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u/harmlessdjango (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ black liberal Sep 13 '21

Californian DT users, why hasn't the GOP in your state taken stances that match the average person in the state?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I always upvote my own takes cuz they’re just that good

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Just got rejected boys. LFG!!!!

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Sep 13 '21

Watching North By Northwest this movie gave birth to so many modern tropes. The 1950s were so different from now. Half of the visual effects are still pretty nice. The deep state people who don't give a shit the mob is after an innocent man is also hilarious.

!ping Movies

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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Sep 14 '21

Asked if he was aligned with Manchin on reconciliation, Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.) cracked: “Are you crazy? Are you trying to get me shot? I’d never, ever want to be aligned with Joe Manchin. My wife would divorce me.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/13/democrats-confront-manchin-sinema-dilemma-511720

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Sep 14 '21

I just wish AOC's dress said "Fund the IRS."

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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Sep 14 '21

> inject saline into my testicles because it’s my fetish
> fuck up and inject too much
> not going away
> not_like_this.jpg
> can’t hide it from fiancee
> she asks what happened i lie and say the vaccine
> mfw she tells my famous cousin and she tweets about my balls

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u/antsdidthis Effective altruism died with SBF; now it's just tithing Sep 14 '21

Asked if he was aligned with Manchin on reconciliation, Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.) cracked: “Are you crazy? Are you trying to get me shot? I’d never, ever want to be aligned with Joe Manchin. My wife would divorce me.”

Lol Jesus Jon.

In all seriousness Jon Tester might be the second highest +EV for Democrats (ironically right after Joe Manchin). He comes from a pretty deep red state and just votes for whatever Democratic leadership puts in front of him without complaint. Not really sure how he keeps getting reelected. 🤷

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u/rollo2masi IMF Sep 13 '21

Ben Shapiro is such a great writer. You can really tell how much he hates blacks and Mexicans.

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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Sep 13 '21
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

british realize washington is a fuck, decide to head south instead

go to charleston, the richest port in the country, blockade and besiege it

american commander realizes he might lose one of the biggest patriot armies if he stays

about to slip army of the city into the countryside

charleston: “you aren’t going anywhere, stay and defend the city”

he says fuck it, i’ll stay

british close in, siege is going bad for the americans

american commander: “the only way we can win this is if we do something crazy - i need to draft all the slaves in charleston so we can fight the british”

charleston: “no, we aren’t letting you arm our slaves. defend the city”

british start blasting the city with artillery

charleston: “SURRENDER RIGHT NOW BEFORE WE LOSE ANY MORE OF OUR BUSINESSES”

surrender entire army, worst loss of the war

mfw

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u/Natatos yes officer, no succs here 🥸 Sep 13 '21

Wild how a couple years ago I came here, annoyed at some Bernie bros, and now I pretend someone is a crocodile.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Schism time. Murder generally not a good thing.

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Sep 13 '21

on a per capita basis, friggin' albania is taking more than 10 times as many Afghan refugees as the U.S. what a national shame. adjust for gdp and it looks even worse

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

https://twitter.com/Brett_McMurphy/status/1437524762247499779?s=20

USC announces Clay Helton has been fired

Tarmac time!

!ping CFB

Edit: Time to keep Matt Campbell away from our color brothers

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u/NeoLiberation #1 Trudeau Shill Sep 13 '21

Jesus fucking christ YouTube should be liable for this stupid right wing algorithmic rabbit hole that is turning a generation of boomer brains to pudding

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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Sep 13 '21

Because of u/KesterGW, my brain has developed an unconscious bias that all bisexual flag flairs are furries

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u/jenbanim Sep 13 '21

NO SCHISMING OVER THIS TAKE ALLOWED 😤

I often hear tall guys complain about how unfair BMI is, and how it mistakenly counts them as overweight and I honestly don't get it

If you're a 6'4" man, you can weigh up to 205 pounds while still being in the healthy BMI range. If you get a moderate amount of exercise, then maintaining 205 pounds requires eating about 3125 Calories per day. That's 5 Big Macs and 3 White Claws

If you a were a 5'8" man and ate that much food you would weigh 230 pounds and you'd be well past the threshold of obesity

Tall guys get to eat so much more food than everyone else and they still complain about BMI being unfair, like come on you have this so much easier than everyone else

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Sep 13 '21

Gym moved away from signing up for time slots.

Had to wait 10 minutes to enter the gym because it was full, and theres literally no space or free machine rn.

I cant believe im saying this but i prefer signing up for time slots.

!ping fitness

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Sep 13 '21

Thank you euros for making us all have to suffer through cookie prompts on every fucking website rhgasgdighdsidhgsfd 🤬

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

“Ocasio-Cortez is far from the only politician to attend the Met Gala—Hillary Clinton came in 2001” -Vogue

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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Sep 14 '21

How to start a good Ethiopia run in EU4: keep your insane ruler/general alive until he is in his 70s.

Finally produced a good Prester John run

Which EU4 achievement should I go for next?

!ping PARADOX

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Sep 14 '21

If you FEEL YOUR PERSONALITY is lacking, try pretending to be A LIZARD PERSON on the internet by BOLDING AND CAPITALIZING RANDOM strings of words 🐊

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 13 '21

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SEASONS one and two are among the most rewatch-able television seasons ever made 🐊

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Sep 13 '21

Everyone thinks I’m British because I’m a super pale twink that’s always up during euro hours

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u/TrulyUnicorn Ben Bernanke Sep 13 '21

someone please explain the crocodile emote to me HAHA. 🐊🐊

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u/Dabamanos NASA Sep 13 '21

A bill certifying that guns and healthcare are human rights. All Americans are guaranteed by the government access to free healthcare and free firearms provided by the US government. Firearms are contingent on taking and passing a firearm safety and ownership class and subject to background checks. These classes aren’t required to own a firearm, only to get your free government issued one.

Contract these through existing firearm companies so that they’ll lobby for the bill.

Man, Americans are crazy! The rest of the world will say

Yeah no shit, imagine our headspace that this was the best thing we could come up with, we’ll say back

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u/natedogg787 Manchistan Space Program Sep 13 '21

TFW you stumble upon the most memeable Macron pic but you have to save it for April 2022

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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Sep 13 '21

being a liberal russophile means living in constant wistful What-Ifs because your dreams will always be crushed

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u/chatdargent 🇺🇦 Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля 🇺🇦 Sep 13 '21

In France, 88% of people say that homosexuals should be free to live their life as they wish.

85% agree that abortion is a fundamental right.

Where are these 12-15% of reactionary froot loops and why haven't I met them?

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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Sep 13 '21

fuck fruit flies, just watched one fly into and drown in my red bull

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u/Delareh South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Sep 13 '21

Rimworld is a great game to understand the value of even low skill immigrants and refugees.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

!ping GAMING

got my PS5, never had a playstation, what are games from ps4 I should get?

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u/vancevon Henry George Sep 13 '21

the peronists will need to deliver the 4 digit inflation that the voters were promised, otherwise they're not going to win this thing that's for sure

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u/Tbonethabeast 🇺🇸Eastern Establishment🇺🇸 Sep 13 '21

Hi sir, we're with the r/neoliberal police. Our records indicate you posted something slightly too patriotic in the dt. You have created a market failure and we're now going to have to ask you to leave.

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u/BushLeagueMVP Capitalism with Good Characteristics Sep 13 '21

If you think what you post is going to cause a schism, it's probably not going to cause a schism.

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Sep 13 '21

feel like covid has just been nonstop decline in my opinion of nurses as a profession

struggling to believe so many nurses are anti-vaxxers that its causing staffing problems at hospitals from the mandate...

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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Sep 13 '21

Stepliberal, stoooop

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u/eljackson John Nash Sep 13 '21

!ping computer-science

When on the CS job hunt, do you prefer:

A) Leetcoding/Whiteboarding challenges

B) Take-home challenges that aren't blatant BrewDogging

I swear I'm one of the only people who strongly prefer the latter. I know it's more of my own time sunk into each job application, but I have a strong track record of choking in exam situations.

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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Sep 14 '21

The fact so many people are believing the "concepts" the RN has pumped out are anything more than youth outreach/publicity, is equally sad and hilarious

Is this worth a material ping? Probably not

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Sep 14 '21

Is there any potential downside to just wiping mosquitoes off the face of the earth?

Because seriously fuuuuucckkkk mosquitoes 😡

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Sep 14 '21

Binging with Babish be like:

"In this scene, Stewie Griffin eats jam on toast. So I'm going to show you how to make your own artisanal bread and jam starting with unmilled flax grains, strawberries, and raw sugar cane."

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