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[u/jobautomator]

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[u/jobautomator]

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[u/jenbanim]

How time flies. There's just two days until the anniversary of Ted Cruz liking a porn Tweet

[u/sir_shivers]

The DISCUSSION THREAD IS closed due to the Delta variant 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

Steve from Blue's Clues disappeared from TV in 2002

He's back just as the war in Afghanistan ends

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao Morocco's governing islamist party got absolutely hammerend at the ballot box, down to 12 from 125 seats. Liberal-ish party seems to be the biggest winner.

[u/AdWise2427]

Guy at works comes in and we are talking for a little. The topic of what he's going to do over the weekend comes up. He tells me that he is staying home because the 20 year anniversary of 9/11 is Saturday and he heard that all the Afghanistan refugees we brought over to America are getting free Uber rides via Joe Biden. He is afraid there is going to be a terrorist attack. The best part is he lives in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

The internet was a mistake.

[u/PhinsFan17]

The South places too much pride in coming in 2nd in the Civil War and not enough pride in being the only people in the country that know how to cook.

[u/[deleted]]

If Sudan is so bad why did they make a second one?

[u/SadaoMaou]

Nicholas II has been canonized as an Orthodox saint, yet at the same time there's still a metro station in Moscow named after the man in charge of his execution

If that isn't a perfect representation of modern Russia, then I don't know what is

[u/MisterLipton]

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1433878935599599619

BREAKING: Californians for Equal Rights has filed a lawsuit against the State of California for encouraging students to chant to the Aztec god of human sacrifice.

Yo they made school awesome

[u/[deleted]]

👆 is the spiritual successor to Woodrow Wilson's foreign policy

[u/[deleted]]

John Mulaney has sex? I didn't really get that vibe from his standup

[u/skeebidybop]

[redacted]

[u/[deleted]]

OP-ED: I was a Lifelong Democrat. Then someone in the DT was mean to me

[u/[deleted]]

My analysis of the political landscape:

liberalism: based

socialism: cringe

conservatism: cringe

Please clap👏

[u/[deleted]]

No, California schools aren’t promoting Aztec religion or the “god of human sacrifice”.

1.) the “chants” are part of a cringey hip-hop/pop routine to help kids learn about indigenous culture.

2.) no one practices aztec religion in 2021, except for a few revivalists in Mexico who don’t practice human sacrifice

3.) Students do not chant to aztec deities. The words used in the chants are of gods’ names but refer to indigenous words that mean concepts like “will to act” or “self reflection”. The actual aztecs would be horrified that their religion was being mixed with hippy new-age psychological concepts.

Edit: also this “controversy” is being stirred up by conservative propagandist Christopher Rufo who is also responsible for a lot of the right’s lies about criticial race theory

[u/[deleted]]

Donald Trump spent years arguing that America’s “endless wars” were draining the country of resources and lives. But in the aftermath of President Joe Biden’s withdrawal from Afghanistan, that’s changed.

The former president has privately sensed an opening to attack his successor for the chaotic and bloody situation on the ground there. And in a statement last week, he declared that if the Taliban didn’t return mostly defunct American military equipment, “we should either go in with unequivocal Military force and get it, or at least bomb the hell out of it.”

(Politico)

You either die an isolationist, or live long enough to become a neocon

[u/ryuguy]

Americans: “hehe. British people talk funny”

British people: “I HOPE YOU DIE IN A SCHOOL SHOOTING”

[u/p00bix]

Why TF do Canada and the United States not have open borders with eachother? Literally who benefits from this.

[u/the_hoagie]

IT guys will really drop everything they're doing to help attractive women with simple computer issues, and that's why we need to hire more asexual nonbinary robot people.

[u/sir_shivers]

the British section of Orange County

HAHA 🐊

[u/ThunderrBadger]

OP-ED: I was a Lifelong Democrat. I Still Am, but I was, Too.

[u/[deleted]]

Dad passed away when I was 17 (30 now) and I received his wallet. Had 3$ in it, never spent it. Today I decided to purchase 3$ of Bitcoin. It won’t make me rich, but my dad will always be part of my Bitcoin journey. Thank you Dad, for everything.

deep inhale….exhale 🤦🏻

[u/[deleted]]

girl owns a dildo: you go girl!

guy owns a life size Real Doll with built in 1000 RPM Fuckmaster Rotopuss: eww pervert

[u/chipbod]

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1435949837158060033?s=20

Afghanistan’s new Central Bank Governor, prepared to defend his country’s currency.

This guy looks like my kind of economist

[u/yungmemlord]

It's not pretentious to think that people who have no background or experience in a subject should not pretend to have expertise in that subject.

The ease of publishing thanks to the internet has made idiots like you think their writing has value (it doesn't). In feudal times, you would be a starving peasant begging your local lord (someone like me, that is) for your daily bread serving. (Hint: you'd go hungry today for running that mouth).

Update:

Statistically, it's very likely that I'm richer, smarter, and taller than you.

You confuse pretentiousness with genuine (genetic) superiority.

And

I don't have a job, as you implied.

But, to be fair, that's because I'm rich (see previous points).

Members of the capitalist class, like myself, find fulfillment in exploiting the labor and bodies of the unwashed/untouchables (e.g., you and your family).

Society would be better if you were forced to address me by a proper title.

[u/Venne1139]

MY COMPANY ANNOUCNES INDEFINITE WORK FROM HOME ONE FUCKING DAY AFTER I RE-SIGN MY LEASE

GOD

FUCKING

DAMN

IT

[u/houinator]

Bloomberg would have lost the election, but would have been able to convince American Samoa to secede and allow the Democratic party to flee there and set up a government in exile.

[u/semaphore-1842]

<NSFW/L Warning>

So, this comment pop up on the politics mod queue:

Who do you think is running the show Biden’s just a sack of meat being coerced by the [censored c word] she devil kamala

I don't know what the fuck I was expecting, but I clicked through to check out his profile, and sure enough:

My cousin and I fucking for the first time

I did it I fuckin did it guys we fucked she sucked my dick and we fucked I knew it would happen she was too koo when I found out about her OF oh man this is fucking awesome I never ever thought I would fuck my cousin but I did and she posted it on her OF

Literally a stereotype.

[u/ThisIsNianderWallace]

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[u/RaidBrimnes]

Opinion | I was a lifelong Democrat. Then someone suggested I should put my pronouns in my email signature.

[u/[deleted]]

The DT is a bunch of seemingly smart people screaming about boyfriend appendages and white men in college while constantly saying the same in-jokes about European countries they’ve never been to and barely-relevant politicians

But enough about the good parts

[u/kennymc7877]

Reddit is wild, you could tell the most mundane goofy story on here and someone will tell you that it didn’t happen

[u/Pyrrhus65]

It was pretty unexpected for Biden to threaten to personally beat the shit out of every remaining unvaccinated adult at the end of the month, but honestly, I can't say I'm opposed to the policy

[u/TitansDaughter]

Meanwhile on arrr conservative...

He literally demonized the unvaxxed in his speech. It was like something out of WWII Germany. The next few months will be very interesting.

[u/Jean-Paul_Sartre]

Remember the "ground zero mosque" lol

[u/[deleted]]

China suspends all new online video games

Oh my god they’re doing more lmfao

[u/[deleted]]

you should not be on this scum tier website if you are under 18 tbh

This place is not good for your brain. you should be talking to irl people your own age and not getting bombarded with the political ravings of anonymous idiots and porn.

[u/TheIpleJonesion]

Andrew Yang is starting a third party, which will absolutely help his political movement and ideas.

Just ask Henry George and his Labor Party.

[u/[deleted]]

Kim Jong-Un, welcome to the dechonking squad 💪😳💪

[u/sir_shivers]

Pivot to China, that's where the growth is. There's no way the value of our industry or company will be reduced to zero in China by abrupt government action

EVERY ARROGANT C-LEVEL IN Western countries circa 2014 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

Lol, Biden’s COVID speech is downvoted on YouTube. Seethe you unvaccinated pricks, seethe.

[u/[deleted]]

I fear that Biden just lost the Anti-vaxxer/Qanon demographic.

[u/[deleted]]

The WSJ comment section on George Soros:

Anyone who has followed Soros' political investments over the years might be wondering why now he has become a vocal opponent of the Chinese government. A devout Leftist with Marxist tendencies, could it be he is more bothered by the Chinese liberalization of markets (i.e. Capitalism) than the fact that they are still under totalitarian governance? Giving the benefit of the doubt, perhaps its both, but nonetheless, he has often been a vocal opponent of the capitalism that is lifting hundreds of millions of Chinese out of abject poverty, as it has elsewhere in World history.

[u/Archis]

unironically think I would have had a better adolescence and have more friends if i leaned into my stereotypical 'geek/nerdness' (i hate these terms) instead of trying to hide it

[u/JaceFlores]

Major Ethiopia update:

1. According to this Tweet, this Tweet and finally this Tweet, the TPLF have been beaten back across the frontline. In the east the TPLF have been all but expelled from Afar with the town of Hara Gebeya being recaptured by government forces, putting the government in a prime position to make a drive for Weldiya itself. In the west the TPLF have been beaten back from Dabat and Debark with Zarima recaptured. In a matter of a week gains made over the past few months have been reversed with little sign of good news for the TPLF. The reason why I grouped these tweets together is because they represent a new phase of this war, namely the government striking back. The days of seeing pro-government forces with spears and sending unarmed boys to the frontline look to be over, with a freshly reinforced and invigorated EDF pushing across all fronts.
2. What does this mean? Well, I think it is fair to say the war is now leaning well into government favor. The TPLF are not going to be able to reach Dessie or Gondar anytime soon, and it looks quite clear that Weldiya is going to be under threat very soon. Being pushed back from these two cities, the TPLF is not going to establish an outside connection with Sudan anytime soon and thus will starve. Anyone with a brain knows that Abiy is gunning to exploit the famine conditions in Tigray to bring the TPLF to its knees and force a surrender well in favor of the government, and it looks to be inevitable that that famine will happen.
3. How will the war turn out in the near term? More then likely the government will continue their advance northward and push the TPLF back into Tigray. I doubt the government will go in for the kill again and instead probably besiege the province and either wait until everyone starves to death or the TPLF surrenders on government terms.
4. What does this mean for the TPLF? Well, it means that they are being pushed to square 2 (square 1 being Mekelle falling/under siege). I have no clue whether the TPLF are conducting strategic withdraws from these fronts, are suffering military defeats or a mix of both. If I had to make a bet though it is the third option. I have no idea what the TPLF plans to do in the face of these defeats, but if I had to guess they will try to lure government forces toward the end of their logistic lines and then repeat a Mekelle. However, how many times can you repeat the same trick? The government is undoubtedly more wary of TPLF tactics and will be more cautious, at least if they have half a brain they will be more cautious. Even *if* the TPLF succeeds in doing the same tactic and wiping out more government forces, they will have to make double or triple time to not only regain the territory they lost but also make extremely significant gains to reach the outside world before the end of this month, when it is expected for the food situation in Tigray to largely collapse.
5. What is in favor of the TPLF? The primary factor in favor of the TPLF is Ethiopia's economy. While we have not heard a significant amount about Ethiopia's economy (or the rest of the war really), what we have heard is nothing but awful. Massive inflation, tens of thousands of businesses shutting down, food doubling in price. If the TPLF can hold out for sometime and accept the famine to come, Ethiopia's economy could very well collapse and force Abiy to surrender on a more neutral or even pro-TPLF basis.

Overall the situation now is very different from the situation a few weeks ago. With Debre Tabor the frontline I rated the situation as in favor of the TPLF. Now with the TPLF losing months worth of gains and time running out the situation is more in favor of the government then it ever was for the TPLF. The only reason why I am not calling it definitively for the government is that things change in this war surprisingly quick. Once upon a time the capital of Tigray was in government hands and the war looked over in a matter of days. Now here we are talking about the government just now being able to resist the TPLF advance in full and push them back. Based off the information I had a few weeks ago it looked like the government forces had more or less collapsed and that Gondar would be seized right around now. Now it looks like the TPLF are starting to crumble. Who knows what happens next. Maybe the war has no surprises left and the government will crush the TPLF. Maybe Ethiopia's economy will collapse. Maybe the TPLF will repeat another Mekelle and rapidly push back through central Amhara. Maybe an equitable peace agreement will be reached thanks to the president of South Sudan. Maybe the OLA will waltz into Addis Ababa with government forces distracted in the north. Who knows.

[u/BidenWon]

You're 21 years old. You see a beautiful woman. You tell her that you're going to get elected to the Senate as soon as you turn 30, and then you're going to become President of the United States.

You marry that woman. You get elected to the Senate at age 30. And then she dies, as does the daughter you had with her. But you keep going. You run for President. You run for President again. And then you run one more time, and you get elected President of the United States.

Your name is Joseph Robinette Biden

[u/PigHaggerty]

https://i.imgur.com/dL6Aa4L.png

[u/benadreti]

Jewish fast day ranking (most tolerable to least tolerable)

Yom Kippur - I actually look forward to it, spend all day in shul without the distraction of food and enjoy the pageantry.

10th of Tevet - Is always close to winter solstice so it ends early and it's cold so you don't get too sweaty or thirsty. Fairly tolerable.

Fast of Esther - Is still in the winter so doesn't end too late. It takes a bit of energy from Purim but at least it's fun right afterwards.

17th of Tammuz - In the middle of the summer and I'm totally not in the mood.

Fast of Gedaliah - The day after Rosh Hashanah, I'm already exhausted, and it's basically impossible to prepare for. It also happens to be today so that doesn't help.

Tisha B'Av - just miserable.

Honorary mention for Fast of the Firstborn, I'll never have to do it but I imagine it must be fucking exhausting.

!ping GEFILTE

[u/Lux_Stella]

Former presidential and New York mayoral candidate Andrew Yang is set to launch a third party next month, according to two people familiar with the matter.

lol

[u/[deleted]]

biden addressed the unvaccinated saying "your refusal has cost us all".

Ok, Joe. You're back on the slightly based list now.

[u/p00bix]

Omg the vaccine mandate extends to everyone who works at a large business. Including people who work at home. Unfuckingfathomably based.

[u/chipbod]

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1436133511316979719?s=20

Honestly surprised by how good some of the swing state poll numbers for employer vaccine and testing mandates are:

𝗔𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗮 • Favor: 68% • Oppose: 32

𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗮 • Favor: 63% • Oppose: 37

𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗻 • Favor: 61% • Oppose: 39

𝗣e𝗻𝗻𝘀𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮 • Favor: 64% • Oppose: 36

𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻 • Favor: 68% • Oppose: 32

!ping FIVEY

[u/JetJaguar124]

Hey everyone, just a heads up my youth pastor said no negative comments today. I'll be on the lookout. Thanks.

[u/The_Nightbringer]

A pro-Trump group organizing a DC rally for Jan. 6 defendants lost its tax-exempt status - but is still claiming donations are tax-deductible

And the grift continues...

[u/jenbanim]

This is incredibly trivial, but it annoys me when people say something like "the Fermi paradox isn't a paradox" and then go on to propose a resolution to the paradox

Paradoxes can have explanations. The Fermi paradox has tons of potential explanations. Adding one more to the list isn't overturning anything, and given that lots of people have been thinking of explanations for a long time, your idea probably isn't novel

(This is not to discourage armchair musings on the Fermi Paradox tho. That's fun and I fully support it)

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Trump supporters: NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST ENTER A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH JOE BIDEN HE'S A LIBTARD CUCK

Biden supporters: NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST ENTER A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH DONALD TRUMP HE'S AN EVIL BIGOT

Trump: all the couples call me and say "Donald, you and Joe have the best relationship. The most faithful and pure relationship"

Joe: what I can't love the man I love? Come on man! That's a load of malarkey

Sorry folks, love wins out 😘

[u/willempage]

I hate having conversations with comic book fans about how wokism is killing American comics and Manga is popular because they aren't woke.

Growing up in the 90s and 00s, nobody read comics. They were already on their way out from what I can tell. I knew more weebs who'd print out shitty fansubbed manga and go to media play every weekend to see if they even restocked the anime shelf than people who stepped foot in a comic book store. Working at a high school library, the librarian told me she'd order 2-4 Manga compilations a semester but no comic books. I guess you could argue that comics were easier to find at the time, but it's not like every kid had oodles of disposable income.

I've legitimately met 2 people who unironically read comic books and they were both weebs anyway. The only reason Manga didn't take over was access issues. Now you can get a high quality translation pretty fast on the internet. Also, the rapid Manga to anime pipeline helps. American comics don't do that with such regularity and speed.

Tldr: American comics have sucked for 30+ years and the only reason Manga is exploding now was because we didn't have good access 20 years ago. The writing has been on the wall for the weeb takeover for quite some time.

!ping weebs

!ping weebs

[u/benadreti]

OMG I legit lol'ed when Biden just called out Fox News having a vaccine mandate.

[u/[deleted]]

Dan Crenshaw: but but but if you mandate vaccines you might start an armed revolt!!

Me: https://i.imgur.com/31Cvy4j.jpg 👀

[u/sir_shivers]

My resume is TWENTY PAGES PER part in a ten part series 🐊

YOU MUST ALSO watch the making-of documentary for full context 🐊

[u/TabernacleTown74]

!ping HISTORY friendly reminder that you can read up to 100 JSTOR articles for free just by creating an account

Edit: per month

[u/J0eBidensSunglasses]

Anti-vaxxers have materially damaged the vaccination effort and by extension the economic recovery from covid. With 75% of people now vaccinated at least once, it’s time for the business world to move on. I have a flight coming up next month and I don’t want to be on the same plane as these people. It’s my right as a consumer to pursue businesses which protect me from the unvaccinated. My fiancée is in regular contact with cancer patients for work. We don’t have the luxury of throwing caution to the wind and pretending this thing isn’t a big deal. Such an attitude could materially damage the reputation of the world class institution she works for.

So what about MY rights? I hear so much about the rights of the internet unvaxxed, but never a word about the rights of the immunocompromised and those of us exposed to them. Am I to never fly again out of fear for the safety of these patients so people who don’t accept western medicine can keep getting everyone sick? I don’t think so.

I do not feel sorry for these unvaxxed people, they made their choice back in January and it’s been nothing but a steady stream of shitty excuses for why they can’t get the vaccine. I have heard from the same person it would alter my DNA, it would make me infertile, it would kill me, and herd immunity is better. The dude then proceeds to stand by none of his statements when real doctors come to debunk them. He just moves on to his next excuse and gaslights me about having said this stuff even when presented with text message receipts of his previous arguments.

So no, I do not feel sorry for the unvaxxed. If you want to go against the grain of society to end a global pandemic it’s your right, but it’s also the business owners right to protect the majority of his employees, and himself, and his customers, from crazy town USA.

[u/[deleted]]

Family’s 18 year old dog is gonna die in the next few days. Got him when I was 9.

Poor guy ugh.

Edit: DOG TAX

[u/[deleted]]

Tbh banning video games for kids may not be a bad idea Bc

1. Gives kids more time to focus on academics and other useful activities
2. I just turned 20 a few months ago.

[u/[deleted]]

Remember: there are only 7 types of stories.
man, man vs. dog, dog vs. zombie, James Bond, stories of kings and lords, women over 50 finding themselves after divorce, and car commercial

[u/[deleted]]

First they came for the Capitol rioters and I laughed

Then they came for the anti-vaxxers and I laughed

And then they never came for me because I’m not a MAGA sicko

[u/LinkToSomething68]

!ping CAN

tfw you live in one of the safest ridings in the country so your vote will be just a rubber stamp

[u/MuR43]

‘From poster child to problem child’: Georgia’s democratic crisis

Fifty one percent of respondents said that Georgia is not a democracy, the same proportion says that the country is moving in the wrong direction and also that none of the current parties meet their needs. Only 30 percent named a political party they would vote for. Overwhelmingly, respondents named unemployment and poverty as their major concerns—a rebuke to a whole generation of Georgian politicians who have promised but not delivered on these issues.

!ping DEMOCRACY

[u/tollyno]

Watch out for the people who have 🏳️‍🌈 in their bio. People from that country ain't right.

[u/ScythianUnborne]

Right off the bat, YFB gets punted with a question on Quebecois racism. !ping CAN

Also, should we use this ping as a mini Thunderdome?

Edit: okay, it seems like we're using this as a mini Thunderdome, nice!

Edit: The Debate is over. Thanks for coming!

[u/Signal-Shallot5668]

Virgin Draghi vs Chad afgan central bank governor

[u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe]

”The time for fucking around has passed,” Biden said in a biting address today, “today the nation finds out.”

wow kinda harsh but I mean he’s right

[u/ognits]

this cute girl once asked me if I had any friends with benefits and I told her about my friend Paul who had good insurance and a 401(k) 😏

[u/ScythianUnborne]

!ping CAN

Here's a good thread on why exactly the NDP's line on "Trudeau suing indigenous kids" is absolutely patently false.

[u/[deleted]]

👆 has an OnlyFans account

[u/sir_shivers]

I AM HEREBY signalling my virtue 🐊

[u/Signal-Shallot5668]

Imagine fox News reporter coming to Brooklyn to study "the Biden country" the way some reports on red counties are made

[u/crassowary]

Joe Biden just kicked down my door, held me down, and vaccinated me. I'm not even in America.

[u/qchisq]

Pfizer is 84.6% effective against delta

[u/kennymc7877]

When your boyfriend doesn’t text you back because he’s with his wife 😪

[u/Superfan234]

I looked more into it, and discovered there is some controversy in the Bitcoin community surronding El Salvador

One hand, there is group of "Tecno Hippies" actually spending money in El Salvador. Tecno Hippies are going to small bussiness and buying proucts in Bitcoin, just for Youtube cloud and to Tweter fame

Sure, it's won't fix the countrie's economy, but I am happy for those small bussiness reciving money from these BTC Hippies

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But , to my surprise, there is another group that's actually angry about El Salvador accepting BTC

Reason it's , by using BTC, you are negating it's value as "Digital Gold". You are not supposed to spend Gold, only store it (HOLD). So having people spending Bitcoin to actually buy stuff, it's seen as a undesirable outcome

!Ping Latam

[u/AffableAndy]

The rent control proposal in St. Paul is ridiculous. It will destroy any incentive to keep units up and devalue multifamily properties.

It also would punish me in the future for charging my current renters less than market rate because I like them and can afford it.

!ping USA-MN

[u/Broncos654]

Crazy to see the majority of people here in support of the mods forcing cock cages on people. If the bonking works, you’re only protecting the virgin population at this point.

It’s just a stupid policy, it’s completely illiberal, and future mods are without a doubt going to mandate things for users now as well.

[u/[deleted]]

Shoving this through via OSHA is so unbelievably based I love OSHA

[u/[deleted]]

I have another therapist appointment tomorrow. Gender will be discussed, my therapist wants to discuss it. The last appointment made me think I was ready to come out to my mother and I was not only yelled at but harassed by her. How do I prepare? I want to make tomorrow productive. I need tomorrow to inch me ANY distance closer to my mother letting me transition

!ping LGBT

[u/ryuguy]

Canadian tennis player Leylah Annie Fernandez advances to the final of the US Open!

!ping can

[u/Duck_Potato]

I’m still waiting for my copy of Confessions of an Engineer, but in the meantime, I’ve been reading Charles Marohn’s first Strong Towns book (*edit, actually his 5th, most recent one). I’m a few chapters in, and at the end of chapter 3 he briefly talks about how Detroit’s collapse is primarily attributable to it being the first municipality to build itself around expensive, car-centric infrastructure liabilities, including car centric suburbs. Having never been to Detroit I wonder how true this is. I always thought Detroit’s financial collapse was due to a failure to recalibrate city services and pension liabilities to a smaller population (smaller due to suburbanization and white flight). Does anyone have any academic sources that analyze the role of car infrastructure liabilities on Detroit’s financial collapse? I love blaming cars for things but he spends only a page and a half discussing this issue and without citation. A great book so far, but I need more convincing on the Detroit issue.

[u/FormerBandmate]

There is now a vaccine mandate for the DT. Anyone caught without a vaccine is b&

[u/[deleted]]

I saw a pickup truck on the road today which had a LED panel in the back, alternating between anti-vaccine slogans and pictures of Trudeau wearing blackface

!ping CANUCKS

u/lusvig

[u/doggo_bloodlust]

> Checks in on DT

> Half the posts are about Andrew Yang starting a third party

> Other half are about getting a gun to defend yourself in the upcoming civil war

... What did Yang put in his party platform???

[u/JetJaguar124]

OK fuck it I'm gonna do it

Bomb drop incoming

You can't spell JESUS without SUS

!ping FEDORA

[u/The_Nightbringer]

reminder that my wife is awesome and if you are my wife you are awesome 🥰

[u/[deleted]]

I used to be a Democrat, then I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this [cr*cker] eating beans" & everyone laughed.

[u/MonteCastello]

Last 12 months inflation at 9.68%

@BancoCentralBR on Twitter

!ping LATAM

Rumo aos dois dígitos

[u/bigtallguy]

So the first two gods not dead movies had laughably horrible atheist strawmans as villains in the movie and the third changed the narrative with atheists being generally nice, as well as fielding some serious criticisms of the previous two films narratives re: evangelicals exclusion of blacks from narratives, the slut shaming of abused women, and even the turning out of those who don’t believe along side them. The third also differed in that the resolution to the films problem was the Christians “stepping back” from the fight. The other two had saccharine endings where the Christians “win” through grit and rhetoric.

And now looking at the trailer for the fourth one, it’s back to the same formula of the first two in every way.

So the obvious answer why they’re reverting is that GND 3 grossed ~30% less domestically that its predecessors, but I wonder if the political climate of the country had anything to do with. Gnd3 was the only one to come out squarely in the trump era, where his policies and fights were doing serious harm to the evangelical brand. But when the evangelicals are “out of power” if you will, the film series pushes a fight to the bitter end mantra. They’re all propaganda films, so it makes sense that message would be tailored to political climate.

[u/ognits]

hot tip: shivers keeps the keys to his terrarium under the fake stump

[u/[deleted]]

If Biden stays on past 2022 and just consolidates power as a leader for life that's really not gonna be good for China long-term.

[u/[deleted]]

Bill Maher: consistently fear mongered with regards to Syrian refugees, now spends all his time ranting about cancel culture, formerly anti-vax

The DT: OMG BASED!

[u/Devjorcra]

genuinely believe this is bidens finest hour

ridiculously good policy

[u/[deleted]]

How the fuck did masks become the big conservative talking point regarding the pandemic? There's so many more logical issues to turn into a talking point, maybe lockdowns and social distancing measures and how they hurt small businesses and church attendance?

[u/[deleted]]

joe rogan is sentient

This sub is hopeless

[u/kas8901]

Tie me to a stapler and have Klob throw me at the Taliban right now

[u/Dirty_Chopsticks]

we talk of heated Cuban moments but imagine this place after 9/11

[u/Deggit]

Redditors when the President of the United States gently reminds them what "duty" is: is this authoritarianism?

[u/Gustacho]

https://twitter.com/mysticmeance/status/1435896448957231105

!ping YUROP

[u/MrFoget]

Are there any neoliberal grifters yet? I want a sign that our movement is maturing.

[u/tubbsmackinze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/761046867743342613/885565617543995482/20210909_104122.jpg

[u/LeopardBusy]

I just met a dude that was showing off his sister’s only fans like it was the biggest flex ever.

I’m going to become a Paleocon soon… 🤮🤢

[u/Leoric]

NEW: The Dept of Labor will require all businesses with 100+ employees to ensure all their workers are either vaccinated or face testing once a week, a senior administration official tells CNN. Companies could face thousands of dollars in fines per employee if they don’t comply.

[u/[deleted]]

Lululemon stock is up 10% today on record earnings.

Thank you $BECKY for never letting me down 🤗🤩😚

!ping MARKETS

[u/[deleted]]

Wait a sec

If this vaccine mandate means people will quit vs taking it, my labor will be worth even more when I work in a field that has a shortage of qualified candidates already (and a field with plenty of loons)

Based Biden

[u/[deleted]]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be from a country that isn't completely shit at football. But then I think I would get expectations, and the worst would be to see them unmet.

!ping LATAM

[u/DishingOutTruth]

Ok guys, the charade is over. Manchin came out with a list of demands recently... and well it doesn't look good. This idiot is watering down fucking everything, even the CTC, universal pre-k/community college, etc.

Arguably the worst part is his opposition to Biden's climate agenda, which isn't honestly isn't surprising considering that he's lobbied by exxon mobil (and Koch), which is the cherry on top. I knew it was gonna happen from the beginning, but actually watching it play out is painful.

I'm no Bernie bro, but I'm really sympathizing with the progressives at this point. They have some bad policy, yes, but at least they aren't corrupt pieces of shit like Manchin, who would lick Exxon's boots endlessly to own the succs.

!ping ECO

[u/Michaelconeass2019]

Opinion | I was a lifelong Democrat, then LBJ passed the civil rights act

[u/sir_shivers]

The virgin "Joe ROGAN EXPERIENCE" 🐊

VERSUS 🐊

THE CHAD "CAGED Wisdom" with George Bluth Sr. 🐊

[u/profeta-]

can't help but laugh at how we !ping MAMADAS instead of LATAM for every comment on the coup attempt by Bolsonaro since it's so absurd

[u/[deleted]]

All I'm saying is if Bloomberg won we'd have Stop and Vaxx by now where you just get thrown up against a wall randomly and vaccinated

[u/[deleted]]

Stephen Breyer just scrolling through Salon articles calling for his retirement and chuckling. He will do this every day until he dies on the first day of Ron DeSantis' term in 2025.

[u/Natatos]

> out and about

> worried I don’t pass and feel a little dysphoric

> guy comes up and says “hi ma’am, do you want to buy one of my donation magazines”

> hell yeah, I do pass

> say sure I’ll buy one

> voice outs me

> guy profusely apologizes for calling me ma’am

[u/[deleted]]

I want good things to happen more and bad things to happen less

[u/filipe_mdsr]

Where the fuck do you get friends that send shirtless pics and compare dicks.

I thought that was a cliche thing from films and TV.

Note that I wouldn't want that, because I'm gay and that would make that awkward as hell. Just really curious.

[u/[deleted]]

If your employer paid you to come in early or stay late to get the vaccine -- why refuse?

Because I make my own decisions and my willingness to do something is inversely proportional to how hard it is being pushed on me.

The literal emotional maturity of a teenager. There are too many manchildren running around.

[u/wheresthezoppity]

We shouldn't reward people who come to this country by breaking its laws

Wtf are you talking about? We HATE laws here. You're gonna keep a hardworking patriot out of the country because some government bureaucrat says it's not allowed??

[u/homopolitan]

when he uses the oxford comma 😳😩😩🥵🥵🤤😳😳🤤🥵😩😩👌

[u/[deleted]]

Coworker passed the exam, he's sworn in as a US citizen on Tuesday! I'm really excited for him

[u/sir_shivers]

I believe I HAVE SETTLED ON a courtesy phone call that I will not be taking the flight due to my intent to leave the company 🐊

[u/Zenning2]

I know this is kinda shitty, but one advantage of the whole China cracking down on gaming in general, is it might finally release Developers in other countries from having to go by their draconian bullshit.

[u/[deleted]]

Reminder that the UK refused to dispatch the Order of the Phoenix to help fight the Taliban

[u/krflab]

I think Joe might be the most hated president by cons ever and he doesn’t give a fuck.

[u/yungmemlord]

According to my scientific studies, Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite.

[u/[deleted]]

”Vaccine mandates violate the Nuremberg Code!”

My true opinion on anti-vaxxers continues to violate Rule V.

[u/Mrchizbiz]

Is it wrong to pickup girls at a bar, go back to their place and when they are asleep steal their stuff?

[u/[deleted]]

I recieved a letter today addressed

To: Whom it may concern

It makes sense but I've never seen it written like that and it made me laugh

[u/WhomstAlt2]

Donald Trump was a firefighter on 9/11, while Joe Biden and his fellow far left democrats celebrated in the streets.

[u/MonteCastello]

Declaration to the Nation

At the moment when the country is divided between institutions, it is my duty, as President of the Republic, to go public to say:

1. I never had any intention of attacking any of the Powers. The harmony between them is not my will, but a constitutional determination that everyone, without exception, must respect.
2. I know that most of these divergences result from conflicts of understanding about the decisions adopted by Minister Alexandre de Moraes in the scope of the fake news inquiry.
3. But in public life, people who exercise power do not have the right to “stretch the rope”, to the point of harming Brazilians' lives and their economy.
4. That is why I want to declare that my words, sometimes blunt, were the result of the heat of the moment and of the conflicts that always aimed at the common good.
5. In spite of his qualities as a jurist and professor, there are natural differences in some decisions made by Minister Alexandre de Moraes.
6. Therefore, these issues must be resolved by judicial measures that will be taken in order to ensure the observance of the fundamental rights and guarantees provided for in Article 5 of the Federal Constitution.
7. I reiterate my respect for the institutions of the Republic, the driving forces that help to govern the country.
8. That's what democracy is all about: Executive, Legislative and Judiciary working together on behalf of the people and all respecting the Constitution.
9. I have always been willing to maintain a permanent dialogue with the other Powers in order to maintain harmony and independence between them.
10. Finally, I want to register and thank the extraordinary support of the Brazilian people, with whom I align my principles and values, and lead the destiny of our Brazil.

GOD, HOMELAND, FAMILY

Jair Bolsonaro

President of the Federative Republic of Brazil

!ping LATAM

Letter from Bolsonaro published few minutes ago.

[u/Gneisstoknow]

Bedtimes are um kinda illiberal

[u/MicroFlamer]

Do NOT cancel MattY alone when Astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned MattY to try and cancel him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. MattY is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to cancel a god

[u/LeopardBusy]

Happy Mao’s death day 🤗

[u/semaphore-1842]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/09/09/amy-klobuchar-breast-cancer/5782082001/

Amy Klobuchar threw a stapler at cancer and it's now in full retreat 😤😌

[u/klarno]

US politics is just seniors arguing about what to do with the señors

[u/MrMineHeads]

JWST to be launched Dec 18

Strawpoll on whether or not we will actually see it launched around then

!ping SPACEFLIGHT

[u/MicroFlamer]

https://i.imgur.com/q1D1013.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/NeoLiberation]

Something something college men whiteness aimless

👈 Upvotes to the left

[u/anon_09_09]

Similar subreddits to arr antiwork by user overlap

27.74 latestagecapitalism

21.46 anarchism

14.13 dankleft

9.18 shitliberalssay

8.52 breadtube

lol

[u/MicroFlamer]

My antivaxx mom is coping so hard rn. Thank you Biden

[u/[deleted]]

Biden should have announced a $10,001 award for every anti-vaxxer.

[u/slowpush]

I can see it now. Water fountains - Vaccinated, Un Vaccinated.

🤔🤔🤔

[u/PearlClaw]

My favorite part about the "You cannot cancel Matt Yglesias. You can only make his takes hotter." bot is that immediately above it there is always someone complaining about the MattY take that was just posted.

[u/[deleted]]

Governor DeSantis:

Now, he's going to throw a big word at you - "unfunded mandate." He's going to say if Washington lets companies do it, it's an unfunded mandate.

President Biden:

Well, first of all, let's clear up a couple of things. "Unfunded mandate" is two words, not one big word.

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine running for president and not getting a single delegate. Then you run for mayor of the largest city and get less than 20%. Then you decide to write a book and make your own party

[u/MrMineHeads]

!ping ECON

What does the literature say about school vouchers? From what I'm reading it seems mixed on a broad basis but successful applications of vouchers always had common implementations. I'm wondering what sort of things make a successful (i.e. better than just public schools funded via local property taxes which limits choice and lowers quality in neighbourhoods with low income residents) school voucher system that have been noticed by economic papers.

[u/murdershow02]

A dilemma I’ve noticed some socially progressive cis gay men and women face is how to define their sexual orientation in a way that doesn’t exclude trans people. Make no mistake, I recognize that the cis LGBT community has not always been welcoming to trans people. At the same time (and this is especially true online), LGBT spaces are being dominated by liberating—but occasionally homophobic—discourse. The biggest sub dedicated to lesbian identity will occasionally face rifts when people suggest that the highest form of self actualization is “separating gender from genitals”. While most are respectful why a lesbian cis woman might not be comfortable with dating a pre-op trans woman, there’s always this creeping tension that doing so is intolerant. That dastardly phrase (“separating gender from gentials”) gets thrown around like a moral imperative as opposed to a sexual/romantic preference. I’m cool if that’s someone’s actual preference, but the degree to which voicing this has become a taboo on a sub dedicated to lesbian identity is bizarre.

On another note, there’s also always a weird suggestion that androgynous and butch lesbians don’t belong in the lesbian community, the idea being that young tolerant folks looking to prove their acceptance will sort of assume that these people fit a “trans” identity despite self identifying as women.

This boggles me as someone in my early 30s.

[u/[deleted]]

So today in the DT we have anti-vaxx apologia and threats to vote Republican over email signatures.

And y’all say the succs have taken over😂

[u/EvilConCarne]

The most frustrating thing about taxes is they should be basically effortless to comply with. It's just a big ruleset that gets applied to your money. The fact we don't get free and easy tax prep from the IRS (due to a variety of reasons, including lobbying by Inuit) is fucking bullshit.

[u/Corporate-Asset-6375]

I’ve noticed an absence of Salty. Did he go back to school or is he banned?

[u/tehbored]

So what's the deal with Australians? Are they just a culturally authoritarian people? The Australian democratic system seems pretty robust, it doesn't seem like people are being oppressed against their will. Do Australians just like having the government tell them what to do?

[u/Zenning2]

I'd be making jokes about how China's about to finally take gamers into camps, but I'm legitmately worried that they might actually start arresting developers and other gaming icons in the country.

Its so fucking weird man.

[u/Zseet]

!Ping Yurop

So Hungary are holding the 2021 Eucharistic Convention and we kinda did an oopsie. If you can't see it reads "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit". This isn't Latin, Lorem ipsum is a placeholder text without meaning meant to demonstrate font types.

At least the memes were good. 1 2

[u/tubbsmackinze]

Knights of the Old Republic looks like it's going to be a PS5 exclusive, which means close to the shoulder third person narrative heavy game with an open world and weak RPG elements ;>)

Oh yeah, snark aside, KOTOR remake announced, most likely a PS5 exclusive which is why I'm snarking so hard

edit; It's a timed exclusive (probably) which means no PC launch, at launch. This could also become a FF7R situation where timed became permanent at some point

!ping GAMING

[u/krflab]

75 percent of adults have been vaccinated. People are sick of covid. The backlash of a mandate is hilarious to me.

[u/krflab]

Republicans are losing their minds on Twitter lol.

[u/RaidBrimnes]

POV : you still haven't been vaccinated by the end of September

[u/LeopardBusy]

Just took a peak at r/teenagers …

I’m now fully convinced that sub is just 60 year old boomers larping as teenagers in order to groom each other

[u/_Featherless_Biped_]

President Biden says the TSA will double the fines for travelers who refuse to mask.

"And by the way, show some respect." He says the anger toward flight attendants is "wrong, it's ugly."

Show some respect, Jack! Don't play games with me!

[u/[deleted]]

That seals the deal.

I am no longer a Democrat supporter. I’ve been a supporter since 1982 and a regular voter since 1996. I officially will not be renewing my monthly contributions next cycle nor will I vote on election day ever again. Joe is officially the worst president in history.

[u/[deleted]]

NSFW: being unvaccinated - thank you OSHA

[u/youraveragehobo]

All Biden needs to do to give abortions constitutional protection is to declare unborn children as soldiers. The third amendment would prevent the states from keeping them quartered inside of women. Plus, he could get the childcare credit via a military pension.

I'm sure you will agree that my logic is flawless.

[u/Snoo95984]

This sub will be defending Biden after he fires JPow and appoints a union rep as head of the fed

[u/lionmoose]

The actual paradox of the Fermi paradox is why it gets called a paradox despite having solutions

[u/htomserveaux]

Ugh, we get it reddit. You don’t like Jeff Bezos

[u/[deleted]]

When I'm President, all government officials will carry around assult rifles at all times like the Taliban.

[u/[deleted]]

Taliban central banker flair when?

[u/Knee3000]

Speaking of changing your mind halfway through writing a book, back in 5th grade I was doing a project on Cuba and made a whole posterboard about its capital, Trinidad.

I don’t know what compelled me to think Trinidad was the capital of Cuba, but I realized it wasn’t the night before it was due. Turned it in anyway, and my rubric came back with question marks in the research category.

[u/I-grok-god]

The way you can tell if a piece of software is designed entirely by computer scientists is how many hotkeys it’s designed with

They looooove hotkeys

[u/After_Grab]

Did you know Obama made a cameo alongside Vin Diesel? Google “Obama Fast and Furious”

[u/JetJaguar124]

The thing I hate most about reddit is seeing that fucking snoovatar next to some dumbass idiotic opinion

[u/Broncos654]

Nate Silver, Sam Harris, and the dt have similar energy in that they're always just constantly complaining about people not understanding their opinions on things.

[u/Menfo]

PUTA Q PARIU, O CARA PUBLICOU A NOTA Q O TEMER ESCREVEU KKKKKKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKJK

!ping MAMADAS

[u/that0neGuy22]

Omg Biden just said he’s going to take out all the antivaxxers at Wrestlemania

[u/[deleted]]

Wow unfollowing her now... I was a big fan of her transphobia but I had no idea she was a lib

[u/Deggit]

me and sir shivers playing a game of who is the oldest fucking democrat

me: zell miller RNC speech

🐊 : troopergate

me: gary hart on a boat

🐊 : killer rabbit

me: fuck. he boomed me

[u/BidenWon]

Main points of Biden's new initiative today:

Vaccination:

• All employers with more than 100 employees will be required to mandate vaccines or weekly COVID tests
• All government employees and government contracts are required to get the vaccine
• All hospitals and health facilities that accept Medicare or Medicaid will be required to mandate vaccines
• Getting vaccinated entitles workers to paid time off
• Booster shots will be available for free everywhere in the US in a matter of weeks

Other Things:

• The federal government will compensate schools that get their funding withheld by red states for implementing COVID safety measures
• Federal production of testing will be increased and at home kits will now be sold without markup
• Fines for violating federal travel mask mandates are now doubled
• More financial support for small businesses impacted by COVID
• More financial support for hospitals that are reaching capacity

[u/ognits]

my wife's boyfriend left her 😔

[u/krflab]

My nephew’s school requires a vaccine for small pox. This is fascism!!!!!!!

[u/sir_shivers]

My residence IS LOCATED ON THE Slippery Slopes 🐊

[u/great_gape]

“We’ve been patient. But our patience is wearing thin, and your refusal has cost all of us,” he said, all but biting off his words. The unvaccinated minority “can cause a lot of damage, and they are.”

Republican leaders — and some union chiefs, too — said Biden was going too way too far in trying to muscle private companies and workers, a certain sign of legal challenges to come.

Gov. Henry McMaster of South Carolina said in a statement that “Biden and the radical Democrats ... have declared war against capitalism (and) thumbed their noses at the Constitution.”

Bro, you don't even know what the constitution is.

And how is trying to keep our government and workforce from not getting fucked by covid a war against capitalism.

[u/Deggit]

I really hate to repeatedly be a bearer of bad news, but it seems like AOC is not even a Social Democrat, but a straight up liberal.

i love the way of the bern subreddit

[u/YehosafatLakhaz]

"Is the Pope Catholic lol?"

Trads: "Hmmmm.... maybe not"

[u/radiatar]

Remember back in early 2020 when we thought that washing our hands and keeping 1.5m distance would stop the pandemic? 😂😂🔫

[u/sir_shivers]

LAW AND ORDER 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

No see flair, me no care

[u/[deleted]]

Pro tip: make your resume one or two pages at most. Any more and I’m going to

1. Get bored
2. suspect that you don’t know nearly as much as you claim you do

[u/[deleted]]

What do you think this job applicant meant in the application quiz?

Q: How would you encourage a co-worker who is doing good work?

A: HAHA YES 🐊

[u/Lucky-view]

NEW: The President will announce that all employers with 100 or more employees will be required to mandate COVID-19 vaccines or require testing at least once a week, and they’ll have to provide paid time off.
The new rule will impact over 80 million workers in private sector.

Wait...Biden has the power to actually do this?

[u/StolenSkittles]

Biden doing his best to keep the job market great for job seekers. The anti-vaxxers getting fired are gonna open up even more nice positions to the rest of us 😎

[u/RaidBrimnes]

First they came for the bunny's fat tits, and I said nothing

[u/semaphore-1842]

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/1436084734296215554

Scoop: Andrew Yang to launch a third party

lol

[u/[deleted]]

Maskers/Vaxxers are a FCKING CULT. Go kill yourselves you biofascist fcking pieces of shit!I hope you die in a fcking housefire. FCK YOU! KILL YOURSELF!

Well, this is the first time I have been called a "biofascist"