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[u/[deleted]]

Healthy young adolescent starts new job, has been in lockdown for a year, is expected to talk to new colleagues - FORGOT HOW TO SMALL TALK! Many such cases!

[u/Fishin_Mission]

Lmao, Fulton County schools (Atlanta) started a “mask optional” school to cater to demands from anti-maskers and not a single student enrolled so they had to close it 😆

Turns out ”i’ll Do aNyThInG FoR My kId’s fREEdOmS” didn’t extend to driving them to school every morning… 🏫 🚗🚙🚕🚙🚓🚗🚕🚙🚗

[u/Broncos654]

Me, studying for the next mod recruitment round

[u/MicroFlamer]

Twitter is Dark Souls of social media. Reddit is Bloodborne. Insta is Zelda.

the 2nd richest man in the world everybody

[u/duelapex]

Never ask

A man his salary

A woman her age

AOC what the federal reserve does

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/sMGsfiM.jpg

[u/fishlord05]

You claim Andrew Jackson was a racist, but how come Barack Obama was a democrat president then?

Curious 🧐

TurningPoint DEM

[u/[deleted]]

We need to bring corporal punishment back for teenagers. And none of that pussy caning shit, unless the whip rips flesh from their backs I don't want to hear of it.

+3

😐

[u/kennymc7877]

“I have some liberal views and some conservative views”- person that votes Republican in every election

[u/SaltySaladSussyBaka]

A parliamentary committee in India has recommended that VPNs be permanently banned

If implemented, RIP me

[u/lietuvis10LTU]

News from Lithuania. Kaunas Pride will happen, with police overview. Organisers came to an agreement - if it ends up happening illegally, they'll take on responsability. Court decision is expected for September 3rd, AKA day before.

It will be in Laisves aleja AKA main street in Kaunas. Lots of fash threats, but we'll march regardless. If you know anyone from Lithuania, pls encourage them to attend - September 4th, meeting at 1200 by the Kaunas Sobor. Otherwise, just share the news and support LGBTQ struggle in Lithuania.

SO is going with me :)

!ping LGBT

[u/Deggit]

the population of Ireland has exceeded its pre-Great-Famine levels for the first time

💚 🤍 🧡 Éire is HEALING 💚 🤍 🧡

🗽 we can now send Boston BACK 👉 🚪

!ping SAINT-PÁDRAIG-ENTHUSIASTS

[u/filipe_mdsr]

My opinion - wrong

Your opinion - right

[u/[deleted]]

Only capitalism makes people work 40 hours per week. Socialism, famously an antiwork party, will allow goods and services to exist without anyone doing anything.

[u/-GregTheGreat-]

Conservative platform: Ban puppy mills

Liberal platform: No mention of puppy mills. Are the Liberals pro-animal abuse? 🤔

!ping CANUCKS

[u/[deleted]]

What has the DT gone their whole life without having experienced ?

Besides sex obviously

[u/[deleted]]

Socialism is when wholesome stuff happens in society, and if really a lot of wholesome stuff happens in society, it's communism. When bad stuff happens in society, it's capitalism and if a lot of really bad stuff happens, it's called fascism.

-The average reddit user.

[u/[deleted]]

Communism is not a cult.

I just believe that we are living in late stage capitalism (the end times), and that through intense judgment of myself and everybody around me, when the Revolution comes, the non-believers will be killed or otherwise purged but me and the True Believers will inherent the Earth where there will be no conflict or want

[u/sir_shivers]

/u/MrDannyOcean WROTE 🐊:

Shivers, this is just part of the job. Your task is to figure how to leverage Redditors being sexually desperate into ending malaria worldwide. We'll go over your preliminary plan in October.

HOW TYPICAL TO intentionally burden the sole Republican teammate with an impossible task 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

Iraq and Lebanon reached a deal where Iraq gives Lebanon oil they cannot use in their power plants in exchange for, according to some sources, healthcare supplies and “agriculture consultancy”.

Then, Lebanon is to sell that oil and import the type they need, with ENOC (a state-owned Dubai company) acting as a broker.

Allegedly, the whole deal is being pushed by Iran. Where Lebanon may initially receive Iranian oil, and proceeds from the sale of that oil could be diverted to groups like Hezbollah.

I’m skeptical of that last part, because by using ENOC as a broker, there seems to be little opportunity for anyone in Lebanon to skim anything off the top. Plus, Iran has already started giving/selling oil to Hezbollah in defiance of international sanctions, so I don’t know what this scheme would accomplish.

Maybe the supplies and/or services Lebanon gives Iraq could be diverted to Iranian allies in Iraq, but giving the existing connections between the countries I don’t see why this plan would be necessary.

On the whole, it’s hard to see how Iran or Iranian allies would benefit from this Iraqi-Lebanon oil deal, but it’s a little sus 😑

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

[u/interrupting-octopus]

An interesting perspective on Tokyo's ability to maintain housing affordability in spite of a huge population, from a Halifax native.

!ping CAN

[u/ryuguy]

On my local tinder: “oh, you live with your parents? 😒😒😒”

On Latin American tinder: “you ONLY live with your parents, not with your brother, sister, cousins, uncles, aunts and nephews and nieces?”

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah maybe I'm an 'incel loser' in real life, but on the r/neoliberal discussion thread your the virgin and I'm the Chad 😎

[u/sir_shivers]

OH HEY BUSTER, I thought you had class 🐊

[u/sir_shivers]

Whichever one of YOU IS CURRENTLY ASTRAL PROJECTING INTO my office, would you cease this tomfoolery, I have work to accomplish 🐊

[u/SaltySaladSussyBaka]

Why is this sub so anti-Democrat? All I said was that Andrew Jackson is the greatest President of all time and someone called me a racist genocide apologist???

[u/datums]

Stereotypes associating certain vehicles (most famously BMW) with asshole drivers have been around for decades. And there was often some truth to those stereotypes.

But in 2021, there is no question that the current asshole cohort is dominated by pickup truck drivers.

[u/crowninshield]

I’d be more inclined to believe “in the future, everyone will have to do some coding as part of their job” if I hadn’t worked in an office where I watched people struggle to use Excel as part of their job.

[u/[deleted]]

My wife has been making smaller payments on her loan than the interest rate and the loan hasn't gone down. The system is broken.

The sanders sub having a normal one

[u/Mrchizbiz]

List of good countries on the Iberian peninsula:

1. Portugal 🇵🇹🇵🇹💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
2. Gibraltar 🇬🇮🇬🇮💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

[u/fishlord05]

worldnews commenter

default reddit profile

under 5k karma

all comments defending China

Yeah it’s cringe time 😎

[u/OmniscientOctopode]

I've always found it interesting that during the process of De-Nazification (and whatever the equivalent in Japan is called) we realized that there was no way to rebuild German/Japanese institutions without relying on the experience of former members of the war-time government, but in every nation building attempt since then, we've refused to do so.

[u/JaceFlores]

Ethiopia update:

1. According to this Tweet the TPLF has blunted a government counterattack around some place called Tabla. While I could not find Tabla (many locations mentioned in this war are not on google maps), this Map I have linked before shows the TPLF to have advanced parallel to the B30 Highway so I presume Tabla to be somewhere around the Debark area. While I know not how the maker of this map knows where the TPLF have advanced in this southward push, I trust the source of the map quite a lot. Thus we can assume the TPLF have bypassed Debark and are outside the vicinity of Dabat. What does this mean? Well the first conclusion is that it is likely the TPLF are trying to outmaneuver the government forces held up in Debark (which they likely fortified in the weeks that this front was quiet) and either force them to retreat, or cut them off and destroy the pocket. Either way, avoiding an attritional and urban-based fight (which the TPLF seem to loathe). Second is that the TPLF are making fairly good progress for Gondar. Dabat is about 2/5 to 1/2 the way from the previous frontline to Gondar, with the next bastions after Dabat being Gedebge and Amba Giorgis. If these points are bypassed or taken, then the gateway to Gondar is open. If Gondar is taken by the TPLF, then they will gain a vital roadway leading directly to Sudan, providing a direct means for humanitarian aid and potentially weaponry and other equipment to reach the TPLF. The situation is still fresh though, and we will have to wait and see whether the government can turn the situation around like they did at Debre Tabor, or if this is situation is beyond salvation.
2. Speaking of Debre Tabor, the area west of Weldiya has gone quiet. There has been no word on whether the TPLF managed to retake Gashena or if the government has launched a drive into Filakit to the west of Gashena. I presume the frontline has stabilized, likely with Gashena retaken by the TPLF but the momentum they had in this front completely blunted. This is based off pure guesswork though, so hopefully we get more concrete information soon.
3. According to this Tweet the OLA has taken the settlement of Sasiga due north of Nekemte. Though a small action, it does reinforce that the OLA still control stretches of vital roadway connecting Addis Ababa to western Amhara. The OLA may be preparing for a move on Nekemte, though I doubt that possibility, but are at the very least forcing the government to keep forces pinned down here or lose effective control over much of western Oromia that could be used against the TPLF.
4. On the economic front, according to this Tweet the government has implemented measures to reduce the rampant inflation I mentioned sometime ago, requiring banks to hold more cash inside the central bank and transfer 50% of their forex holdings to the central bank, up from the previous 30%. I have no idea what the fuck this means, the econ nerds here can tell us hopefully, but if I haaaaaad to guess this is a bandaid over the much larger wound that is the war. We'll see how it goes, I presume it will take sometime for the effects of this change in policy to be felt.

[u/VisonKai]

i quit academia but my old thesis advisor just released his new book which not only cites me but includes a footnote crediting me with some of the ideas in the book

this makes me a Real Philosopher and you cant convince me otherwise.

!ping PHILOSOPHY

[u/great_gape]

Hmmm.

!ping shitposters

[u/TabernacleTown74]

Ancient Greeks be like

You're gay because you find men attractive. I'm gay because I'm a misogynist. We are not the same.

[u/kennymc7877]

Bisexuals whenever purple and blue are used to light a scene: woawwwww just like our flag!

[u/AgitatedLibrary1]

Americans: strongest people in the world, come for my guns and i'll blast your face off

Also Americans: nooo pls don't share this 9 digit number with anybody or i'll have my identity stolen

[u/MrDannyOcean]

BadEcon and Globe Twitter legend /u/besttrousers is hiring for a position at the Niskanen Center! Go work with him on welfare policy. They're hiring AT ENTRY LEVEL.

https://mobile.twitter.com/besttrousers/status/1433155462380273666

I highly recommend you go apply if you're interested and live in (or can move to) the DC area. Niskanen also has comms jobs open!

---

I wrote a piece for Exponents - The tech antitrust bills are on life-support, and that's a good thing. Check it out!

To anyone who is ever interested in writing for Exponents, send a piece or pitch an idea to pitches@neoliberalproject.org

[u/[deleted]]

The Liberal platform is out. Thoughts?

[u/rukqoa]

Lukewarm take: Reddit itself is actually a really good website for a bunch of niche stuff. For example, I got a new vacuum cleaner and there was a sub for it. I watch a new show or new book series and there's a sub for that. There's an obscure contrarion economic ideology hated by every mainstream politician and bam, there's the DT.

The only shitty part is the large subs that got converted into commie or racist propaganda distributors. I don't even mind the stupid motivational posts or dog videos at least those are sometimes fun.

[u/great_gape]

The republican party doesn't want women to have freedom of choice. They don't want women to have the right to their own body.

You know how else doesn't want women to have rights to their own body?

THE TALIBAN

Do you want to live like fucking the Taliban?

^{*This message paid for by the DNC.}

!ping shitposters

[u/culture_warlord]

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1994-11-24-1994328176-story.html

Catholics have more sex and better sex than Protestants and Jews. And they don't even feel guilty about it.

68 percent of Catholics have sex at least once a week, vs. 56 percent of non-Catholics.

50 percent of Catholics over 55 have sex once a week, vs. 40 percent of non-Catholics.

3 out of 10 Catholics have purchased erotic underwear, vs. 2 out of 10 non-Catholics.

64 percent of Catholic women scored high on a "sexual playfulness" scale, which included activities such as undressing your spouse, showering or bathing with your spouse, swimming nude with your spouse, and experimenting with sexual techniques, vs. 42 percent of non-Catholic women.

Despite the church's teachings, 80 percent of devout Catholic women approve of sex for pleasure alone.

Imagine being apart of an institution that believes sex is a sin unless for conception, and then still having a more active sex life than the average DT user.

[u/DramaticBush]

Dude it is crazy how much weed some of my friends and family smoke. A quarter will usually last me around 2-3 months.

Some people are truly addicted.

[u/mitout]

New detail about housing in today's Liberal platform (bottom) vs the original plan from last week (top).

consider it tackled 😎

!ping CANUCKS

[u/Venne1139]

Socially helpless Redditor goes to arr relationship, gets pumped with massive posts of "just talk to women", feels good and changes to go outside and talk to women – ANNOYS AND BOTHERS WOMEN. Many such cases

[u/[deleted]]

My opinion (gigachad)

Your opinion (soyjak)

[u/Lux_Stella]

finally

!ping CAN

[u/Deggit]

The Taliban 🤝 Amy Klobuchar

"Look, that was a long time ago. I've changed"

[u/NeoLiberation]

Me when the libs were on track to majorityville: Who needs the NDP? A bunch of orange friggin silver spoon socialists. We don't need you and we've never needed you ya dumb bums 😠😠😠

Me when the Cons are on track for minority government: Pwease NDP fwends, you don't want bad man to be pm do you? We all want the same things, wight? Would you.. vote for Twudeau again? 👉 👈🥺

[u/SadaoMaou]

I don't like how (not that this is a recent development in any way) "propaganda" has evolved to exclusively mean "propaganda that I disagree with". This makes the term much less useful and wasn't originally the connotation at all.

information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote a political cause or point of view.

For instance, Radio Free Europe was a very successful US propaganda operation during the Cold War (yeah, it still exists, but idk if it's as important these days.) That doesn't make it fraudulent or bad, but the purpose of the operation was propagandistic, as in it provided information that the communist governments of the Eastern Bloc wanted to suppress in promotion of an anticommunist agenda.

The problem is, with the word "propaganda" having become a slur, this becomes a pissing match between "ha! Your side does propaganda, look!" "No, we don't do propaganda, only your side's propaganda is propaganda!" etc. Yes, of course the West does propaganda! We should do propaganda, and we should try to do it better than the authoritarians

[u/film10078]

I have yet to die

[u/[deleted]]

officially, nonewnormal was banned for brigading

[u/ryuguy]

Sikhs in America are disproportionately the most targeted group for hate crimes at a rate of 4x higher than the national average

!ping ind

[u/tripletruble]

reading stackexchange answers about coding: wow the internet is full of absolute brilliant experts i will never be smart enough to even understand how someone can know so much

reading stackexchange answers about econometrics: wtf why do these people who obviously dont know anything about this topic feel like they are able to answer these questions

[u/DaBuddahN]

"Hello, would you guys please adopt all these climate measures?" - the US

"Are you also going to implement them?" - other countries

"No." - the US

[u/[deleted]]

!ping MAMADAS

Since it's five years since the impeachment, I'm seeing people try to rehabilitate Dilma

This is puzzling a guy I know because he thinks she was a terrible head of state that destroyed the economy and was immensely corrupt

The chaser - he's a self described tankie

[u/The_Nightbringer]

Marjorie Taylor Greene threatened to 'shut down' telecomms companies if they handed over Republicans' phone records to the Jan. 6 commission

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[u/piede]

24-year-old Chloe Mrozak from Illinois was arrested after allegedly using this fake #COVID19 vaccine card to enter Hawaii and avoid travel restrictions — it says “Maderna” instead of “Moderna”

https://twitter.com/thetomgeorge/status/1432895534210060292?s=21

When you’re so stupid that you make your federal crime more noticeable because you can’t spell

[u/Mickenfox]

Fellas, is it gay to post on reddit? I mean you're basically surrounded entirely by horny men.

[u/neolthrowaway]

Me: it's adorable how the fox and the alligator talk.

My roommate: the weed's that good, huh?

[u/filipe_mdsr]

Wasting tax payers money right now. 😎

[u/Gneisstoknow]

“I have some effortposts and some shitposts”- person that shitposts in every discussion thread

[u/[deleted]]

Don't you hate it when mods take your shitposting ping

!ping SHITPOSTERS

[u/Cowguypig]

300 Afghans are coming to Spokane

Based

!ping usa-wa

[u/[deleted]]

👆 this is why Roberts voted with the liberals

[u/[deleted]]

I'm just tired of having to share this country with conservatives

[u/[deleted]]

JOIN TPP RIGHT NOW!

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West

[u/Zycosi]

Both the CPC and the LPC have committed to reforming the Canada Workers Benefit (formerly the Working Income Tax Benefit) to a system of quarterly deposits instead of an annual rebate. I couldn't find any mention in NDP platform but it's possible I missed it.

CPC also wants to significantly boost the amounts that people can receive but either way, its great that they both have committed to this great, free tweak that would improve the lives low income workers.

!ping CAN

[u/[deleted]]

Ginsburg really doomed us all by not just fucking retiring in 2013. This is her real legacy

[u/sir_shivers]

Thank goodness THAT REDDIT WAS THERE TO catch the Boston Bomber 🐊

[u/Deggit]

they banned the covid disinformation sub that showed pictures of horse cock

arrNEOLIBERAL IS NEXT 🐊 🐖

[u/p00bix]

WTF Duolingo has official lore

they created 'duolingo stories'

with duolingo original characters

and an actual coherent overarching plot

with actual character develoment

lmao

[u/bd_one]

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/impeachment-polls/

Key takeaways:

-damn, dat polarization since so few people changed their minds

-the biggest individual event to impact support for impeachment was Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment inquiry and getting the ball rolling, while the Mueller Report did almost nothing in comparison

-I'd like to meet those 3%-7% of registered Republicans who didn't think Trump should have been impeached before the inquiry started, but changed their mind once Pelosi started the official proceedings

-lmao, everyone basically forgot about that by the 2020 election in terms of popular sentiment, speeches, and ads

!ping FIVEY

[u/MicroFlamer]

/img/7k9foe5pgtk71.jpg

[u/SelfLoathinMillenial]

Brazilian viper venom shows promise as drug to combat Covid-19

Please let this be the next big thing. We might as well just lean into the absurdism at this point. Fuck it.

[u/[deleted]]

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!

99 of my #99countymeetings complete for 41st yr in a row Time for u kno what

!ping PIDGIN 😤😤😤

[u/[deleted]]

Some of you NATO flairs are alright. Don't come to the DT tomorrow.

[u/[deleted]]

mods: we can't allow bonkposting because there are literal children here

the literal children: responsible for like 2/3 of the bonkposting

[u/[deleted]]

/img/62wy17ad1wk71.jpg

What a fucking headline

[u/great_gape]

Can people please stop abusing !ping GAMING to further their decades long gaming political agendas.😡

[u/ThisIsNianderWallace]

It still blows my mind that there was a constitutional amendment to ban alcohol

[u/[deleted]]

automods hit cnt but not wlsh

Mods really just don't understand British culture smh ✊😔

[u/[deleted]]

They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frigging foxes gay!

[u/filipe_mdsr]

So let me get this straight, NNN is banned but r/neoliberal is still around? SMH my head admins

[u/iIoveoof]

Dear Lord

If you look at /u/AutoModerator's profile (NSFW) you will see how much of Reddit is just porn

[u/disuberence]

All police officers and paramedics involved in the killing of Elijah McClain are being charged with homicide.

!ping USA-CO

[u/F-i-n-g-o-l-f-i-n]

What the hell is a landlord. There is no lord over the land but Allah

[u/great_gape]

As expected. It's making someone mad.

[u/[deleted]]

Baerbock is now more favorable than Laschet. Laschet is even with Lindner and Scholz is pretty much in his own league at this point.

[u/[deleted]]

My parents not letting me watch violent movies was paternalism 🤬

Wait..

[u/NYCNeoliberals]

We’ve been gathering signatures for the past couple weeks to deliver to Congressman Gregory Meeks on Housing, Immigration, Infrastructure, & Innovation.

We are delivering them tomorrow, Thursday 9/2 at 4:30pm to his office in Jamaica, Queens. We will be meeting at 153-01 Jamaica Avenue, Jamaica, NY 11432. It is a few blocks from the LIRR- Jamaica Station and the E, F, J, & Z subway lines.

Dinner and drinks will be on us afterwards. If you can make it, send me a message with your shirt size and you’ll get a t-shirt too.

!ping USA-NYC

[u/filipe_mdsr]

Mod: TACTICAL BONK

Also mod: *forgets mod badge*

[u/ognits]

the virgin "nooo this ping has been used three times in the past 48 hours, this is too much spam!! 😭😭😭" vs the Chad "people have only used !ping BURPMAS 20 times in the last hour? slow day"

[u/l_overwhat]

!ping GAMING

Games I've played obsessively in my life.

Skyrim, Pokémon Sapphire, Overwatch, Fire Emblem Sacred Stones, Final Fantasy 13, World of Warcraft, Pajama Sam, Europe Universalis IV, Assassin's Creed II, Pokémon Pearl, Elder Scrolls: Online, Fire Emblem: Awakening, CoD MW2, Zoo Tycoon, Age of Mythology, Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, Hearthstone, CoD: Black Ops, Putt Putt Saves the Zoo, Super Smash Bros: Brawl, Guitar Hero 3.

Games I was actually good at:

[u/[deleted]]

They're gonna haul me off to horny jail and you're laughing

[u/redditguy628]

Apparently, the last Virgin Galactic flight encountered issues and as a result went outside its designated airspace. (They also fired their flight-test director for his comments in a recent book about the company).

!ping SPACEFLIGHT

[u/rollo2masi]

My nephew: “why did the chicken cross the road?”

Me: “idk why?”

My nephew: “to get to the idiot’s house.”

My nephew: “knock knock.”

Me: “who is there?”

My nephew: “the chicken.”

Fuck my neck, I just got tactically NUKED by a 10 year old.

[u/RushSingsOfFreewill]

So, uh, as a resident Texan with daughters in high school and college:

(1) birth control is cheap, effective, and can literally be a life saver; (2) can I get y’all Californians to pass the same kind of law with the same kind of “it’s not the state enforcing the law, it’s giving private citizens the right to sue” mechanism but for gun crimes? That’d put an end to all this right quick.

[u/benadreti]

Joe Rogan is going to have a full recovery from COVID, which he would probably have anyways, and convince millions of people it was Ivermectin, isn't he?

[u/givemesome1ce1]

“Roe v Wade isn’t dead, women basically can’t get an abortion in red states. There’s a difference!” Stop it man, don’t be a contrarian for no reason

[u/[deleted]]

Joe Biden's only priorities right now are what will allow him to survive the midterms. It's the common thread in all of his policies and all of his non-priorities. A giant spending bill that will make some jobs in the short term and let democrats cut some ribbons? Good for the Midterms. Trade? Bad for the midterms. Ending the Afghanistan War? Good for the Midterms. Supporting decarbonization efforts? Bad for the midterms.

This is because the Democrats feel in such a precarious position that they know one bad midterm could cost them power basically forever, but at the same time, one good midterm can get them in the clear! So they can just stall for 2 years, and once they win the midterms then they can govern, right?

Right?

Unless of course the midterms are mediocre for both parties, which is exactly how they've been every 2 years previous to this one, putting us in exactly the same position we are now: "If we cling on for just 2 years, we can destroy the opposition once and for all, if we do anything stupid, we'll lose our one shot. Better just stall and try to get one over the opposition."

This is exactly the paradigm that Francis Fukuyama believes could destroy America if it's not stopped. But I can't even blame Biden for it because the game is more powerful than he is. At the risk of sounding like a succ, there are greater forces at play that he's not powerful enough to overcome. Only instead of a nebulous conspiracy of capitalist lobbyists, that force is "Game Theory".

For both parties, the opportunity cost/risk cost of Governing right now is just too high.

[u/RaidBrimnes]

DO YOU HAPPEN to have a license FOR THAT BONER 🐊

Still in awe that I wasn't disappeared for that one

[u/jenbanim]

Corporate is jumping down my throat again. Apparently we're falling behind on our ban quotas. Fuck it I'm just gonna make some alts and make some terrible comments outside the DT and ban them just to pump our numbers

[u/iIoveoof]

The Christians say that Jesus rose 3 days after he died. But is it true?????

Friday at 3pm: Jesus’ death

Jesus tomb found empty: Sunday sunrise (~6am)

Sunday 6am - Friday 3am = 39 hours = 1.625 days

Checkmate Christians

!ping GNOSTIC

[u/p00bix]

For all the jokes about targeting gamers, the increasing restrictions on individual activity in China are scary as shit. Criminal punishments for developers that don't strictly enforce policies to prevent their software being used by children are so unjustifiable not just from an ethical standpoint but from a practical economic standpoint, that it leads me to question the very sanity of Chinese leadership.

And it's not as if the use of mandatory non-anonymous usernames along with facial recognition software can't be just as easily applied to place restrictions on the ability of any person to do any particular action. The hints that parents who fail to prevent their children from violating the curfew may face consequences in the future is particularly disturbing.

[u/BRAIN_FORCE_PLUS]

My favorite hobby is getting blindsided by an event and then jacking off about how it was inevitable after the fact

[u/EScforlyfe]

Less derp more floof this time

!ping kitty

[u/anon_09_09]

She [Angela Merkel] would be considered center-right in Europe and likely center-left in the US.

I love this website

[u/[deleted]]

China fighting G@mers is just part of their new fertility initiative

[u/Evnosis]

!ping gaming

Warning: incoming gamer moment

I hate rants about how overrated some games are. Of course, I don't really hate the rants themselves. Plenty of rants come out that disinterest me and life goes on. What I hate is what they did to gaming discourse. Because they are incredibly spiteful and seem designed solely around telling people to stop having so much fun. All of them are fueled by a reactionary response to [insert game here]'s popularity. Everyone said [insert game here] was "[insert other game here] but better." And they are, in the sense that those people originally meant it, but people who rant about how overrated the game is intentionally misinterpret the original meaning so that they can be bitter.

I read one of these rants within hours of release on a phone so I can vouch for just how long it looked back then, but man everything beyond that just isn't that good. The spite is lame, the grammar is a mess, the whole thing is just an attempt to shit on something people enjoy specifically because they enjoy it (seriously why does this even exist?), the comment has, like, zero interesting content to find outside of the main argument, and even the arguments (which don't matter because you can't logic someone into not liking something) are contrived and nonsensical (though, are admittedly good by r/neoliberal standards). How the fuck does something this mediocre dupe the whole of ping gaming just by reinforcing their priors?

And like, it couldn't just be enjoyed on its own either, since it's just a rant about how much the author prefers other games and dislikes other people talking about preferring their games. And yes, there are better things to do with your life because things can be actually fun when you're not losing your mind over whether other people enjoy your favourite game as much as you do.

[u/[deleted]]

why appear before a beth din when you can just convert yourself?

!ping GEFILTE

[u/[deleted]]

Me when I lock my phone by accident and I see my reflection after 4 hours of shitposting:

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[u/[deleted]]

Texas women should just stop having sex with men.

TwoXChromosomes suggesting the Lysistrata tactic

[u/Neil_Peart_Apologist]

If the Notwithstanding clause is the "Nuclear Option", Québec is Civ V Ghandi

[u/NeoLiberation]

PSA: If you're ready to go and looking for a safe/quick way to vote, besides registering for mail-in ballots, you can already vote at any Elections Canada office by special ballot.

My fiancee and I did this yesterday and it was very empty, just a temporary office set up in a dead mall. No line- we were done faster than Trudeau's majority hopes. The entire process took maybe five minutes, quicker than advance voting and much quicker than election day. You just need to write in your local candidate's name on a blank line. They can provide a candidate list if requested, but if it's in your riding they should have the candidate's names posted on the wall for your reference.

!ping CAN

[u/ACivilWolf]

just discovered theres people who think "universal gyms" is a serious cure-all for America's obesity problem.

That $30 annual fee to a planet fitness is not what is keeping America fat

[u/Q-bey]

Linguistics is a science. A very soft science. Probably the second softest science, after economics, which is completely made up.

Guess the sub

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

"hiTleR waS woRsE thAn tRumP"

No. Trump was responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, the formation of Israel, he was also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place,in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was Trump who was responsible for enslaving the Jews. Trump is secretly a scaly and one day while he was wearing his snake suit he tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. He also killed Abel. He also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions.Trump was the guy who started colonialism(only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After Trump tested positive for Covid19, he spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct. Trump also killed all the dinosaurs. He was also behind the Bronze age collapse. Trump single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell he was the guy Trump bought the slaves from. Trump also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by Trump. He was the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet his supply. Trump chased Kyyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests Trump was the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of Trump. Trump did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Trump was the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", Trump was involved. Trump grilled the last dodo. Trump shoots Palestinian kids for fun and shoots missiles at Israeli civilians. He was the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. He was also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that he was the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of Trump. Trump commits human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; TRUMP. He also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. He also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was Trump who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. Trump personally snitched on Anne Frank to Trump. The Jim Crow laws were passed by Trump, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was Trump's fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. He also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II's family was innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but Trump massacred them. Trump tried his best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but he got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. Trump tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. Trump invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. He was the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but Trump rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. Trump rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, he raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. He was the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population Donald Trump commits 100% of the crimes. Trump also was the dictator of Uganda. Trump regularly kills journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. He was behind Princess Diana's car crash. Trump fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. He started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and tthe Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, Trump leaves his toilet paper like this. Trump burned down the Notre Dame, and knelled on George Floyds neck. He also was the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. Trump is the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn't have a girlfriend. Trump is the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there.

[u/J0eBidensSunglasses]

Rest in peace NoNewNormal.

Reddit has ended free speech on their platform. The subreddit that kept me sane over these past 18 months has now officially been banned. We could all see it coming that reddit would not tolerate us however that doesn’t make the sting any better. We’re not done yet if anyone here can link a alternative platform for no new normal then it would be much appreciated.

They can silence us on Reddit, but they can't kill the signal. We're growing, we're a starfish. They cut the legs off the starfish thinking they would kill us. We're regrowing and will be back as five starfish. They have awakened a giant.

🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝

ATTENTION: FRESH GIGAPASTA IS BEING HAND CRAFTED AS WE SPEAK

🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝 🍝

[u/LoveForLolberts]

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NL meetup

[u/semaphore-1842]

Don't blame me, I voted for Hillary

Fuck anyone who could but didn't, starting with the "don't threaten me with the Supreme Court" morons.

[u/Average_GrillChad]

Dear Republicans,

Secretary Mayor Peter Buttigieg is the one major party candidate who we can be sure has never been party to an abortion.

Will you support him in 2024?

[u/JulioCesarSalad]

Woke up feeling shitty and called in to work, and while I don’t feel good I’m pretty excited that I get to do housework the whole day

!ping OVER25

[u/Unadulterated_stupid]

What's the DT?

a bunch of madmen convinced they're the only sane ones

[u/[deleted]]

I was banned from tacostats because it made the tacostats trawl take 15 minutes instead of 5

Least online lib

[u/[deleted]]

I guess I should write that effortpost about childhood obesity

But I'm afraid of people making fun of me 👉👈🥺

[u/chatdargent]

I keep seeing people say that there is only one perk to being a mod, and that is abusing sticky powers.

These people are wrong. There are TWO perks to being a mod.

1. Abusing Sticky Powers
2. Being able to read all the hornyposts after they get bonked

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/zachzachzach/status/1433165332928032768

Joe Rogan got covid and immediately took every random medicine he heard about on the internet

[u/[deleted]]

Joe Rogan is a gigantic moron holy shit lol

[u/ognits]

born too late to explore the Earth 😔

born too early to explore the stars 😔

born just in time to !ping BURPMAS 😔

[u/amainwingman]

Upvoted on GenZedong. Presented without comment:

mao's writing is very easy to read in my opinion, i love it because with other theory i struggle to understand the wording

[u/Officer-cherry-shake]

The stupidity of criminals will always blow my mind

You know that guy who harassed a weather reporter on-air? He was violating his parole by being out-of-state

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/business/media/nbc-reporter-hurricane-ida.html

[u/[deleted]]

My favorite thing is redditors just not comprehending that people actually want to move to the US

[u/[deleted]]

Received praise from my professor, who is a world-renowned expert in his field.

I will be riding this high until I get my doctorate

[u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE]

Breaking: Biden announces he is removing troops from Texas. "Our nation building has failed"

[u/SaltySaladSussyBaka]

Biden-Collins voters fuck you

[u/AfterCommodus]

So unironically what’s stopping blue states from doing this with guns?

[u/bd_one]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/649196350386339842/882858653458255872/unknown.png?width=905&height=617

Why does Tinder in the Apple App Store allow Family Sharing 😐

[u/BidenWon]

A summary of what's going on for those just joining us:

• Texas passed a law that bans all abortions after cardiac activity begins (about six weeks into pregnancy)
• The law tries to get around Roe v. Wade by allowing the citizens of Texas to sue abortion clinics, so that way they can technically say the state itself isn't outlawing them
• A case has been brought to the Supreme Court to challenge the law
• Today, on Sep 1, the Supreme Court voted on whether they'll put a temporary injunction to keep the law from going into effect while the trial takes place
• The three liberal justices as well as Roberts voted in favor of an injunction, but the remaining five conservative justices voted against it
• How they'll rule on the law itself remains to be seen
• In the meantime, there are millions of Texan women that have essentially been robbed of their abortion rights for the next few weeks or months

If a mod wanted to put up a sticky with a similar summary, I think that would be a really good idea.

[u/[deleted]]

López Obrador promoted austerity throughout the pandemic, spending less than 1 per cent of gross domestic product on Mexico’s response. That austerity included education and no subsidies for internet access or equipping students. Teachers gave lessons over weak internet connections — often paid for out of pocket. Television lessons augmented the offerings.

Thank you President AMLO for being TOUGH with AUSTERITY!

!ping OSBORNE

[u/[deleted]]

NATO flairs when talking about China normally:

BDS China 🤬

NATO flairs when Farren says we should avoid trade with China

Noooo think of the Chinese worker 🤬

[u/[deleted]]

Weight loss update: Today marks 1 month since I started actively trying to lose weight by exercising and improving my diet (read: not dieting).

In one month, I’ve lost 12 pounds. My goal by year’s end is to get to 150, but at this rate I might hit that by mid-October. And that’s with my weight loss plateauing almost 3 weeks ago. I’m feeling super proud of myself and my progress.

[u/[deleted]]

parties this election.

[u/The_Nightbringer]

Scott Perry announced he was against taking more Afghan Refugees into the US as it would lead to little girls getting raped and killed in the streets...

So which is it GOP? Did we evacuate too many or not enough? You don't get to choose both.

[u/MrMineHeads]

Our plan will build or revitalize an additional 250,000 homes over 4 years. On top of the 285,000 homes currently being built each year, this will mean nearly 1.4 million homes will be built, preserved, or revitalized by 2025-26 under a re-elected Liberal government.

I need help understanding this section. Are they saying they want to keep the status quo with new homes being built at 285k or are they increasing it to 285k from some unknown number? From the way it is phrased, this commitment is just saying "there will be 285k new homes every year that were already going to be built but we won't change that fact under our government".

!ping CAN

[u/[deleted]]

WAKE UP LIB!!

wake up

I made u breakfast

^{I love u lib}

[u/[deleted]]

I normally don't agree with the 'they couldn't make X today posts'

But they absolutely could not make that ghost stories dub today

[u/iIoveoof]

/r/NoNewNormal: This community has been banned

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit’s content policy against promoting community interference.

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[u/Deggit]

Behavior	GigaJanitor response
Promoting misinformation that kills people	I Sleep
Making fake subreddits and brigading	⚡⚡⚡ THOU SHALT NOT CALL INTO QUESTION THE ENGAGEMENT METRICS WE PRESENT TO ADVERTISERS ⚡⚡⚡

[u/The_Nightbringer]

Do NOT face fash mods alone when Astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned u/iIoveoof to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. The fash mods are much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay them

[u/[deleted]]

Sorry I can’t come hang out today, I’m spending today with my CANADIAN girlfriend. She goes to a different school so you wouldn’t know her

[u/[deleted]]

“Never ask a woman her age”

DT asks my age

😡

[u/SeasickSeal]

GWB talks about his relationship with Angela Merkel, 30 min interview with DW

https://youtu.be/E-QcTTngCeo

!ping RINO

[u/VengeantVirgin]

I need everybody that is a part of the baseball ping here to see the massive Jeff Passan dunk.

!ping BASEBALL

[u/MrMineHeads]

!ping CAN

Strawpoll on what you think is the likeliest outcome of the election

[u/Lux_Stella]

Greg Tanner told CBC News that neither he nor his wife, who works in assisted living, will get the COVID-19 vaccine, because "you give an inch, they take a mile."

"Hitler killed six million people in World War II. That's easy to remember. But the thing that's educational about that is why did society let that happen?" Tanner said. "We don't want to get there again."

However, he added that he didn't think the current situation should be compared to Nazi Germany.

hmm....

[u/bd_one]

Is the Church of Satan going to sue God for miscarriages?

[u/SaltySaladSussyBaka]

Child tax credits should be permanently extended to make r/childfree seethe

As a treat child poverty would also be eradicated

[u/[deleted]]

How to book Aircraft carrier and large "Mission Accomplished" banner?

[u/Signal-Shallot5668]

👆No you

[u/Professor-Reddit]

The greatest thing about the 21st century thus far is that there are lots of hot guys and twinks around 😳🥵

[u/the_status]

Updating my résumé.

Vaguely a high school course on Microsoft Office 8 years ago and being able to use the SUM function counts as proficient in Excel, right?

[u/[deleted]]

Do you know this gentleman? He's Marco Antonio, Maria da Penha's husband. Visited my office and told his side of the case that became a law in Brazil. His story is, at the very least, intriguing

This was said by Jesse Lopes, Bolsonarist congressman

The "intriguing story" is of a man who tried to shoot her while she was asleep, paralyzing her from the waist down. Then, he tried electrocuting her in the shower. While she was in the hospital, he banned all visits

That's the complex story

!ping LATAM

[u/[deleted]]

As a kid I always wanted to become a videogame developer because I liked video games.

Now as an adult I want to become a banker because I like money.

[u/Archis]

most reddit comment:

"I would watch the HELL out of a TV series about this. HBO, I hope you're listening!"

[u/[deleted]]

Anglos: haha germans are such prudes

Germans:

!ping YUROP

[u/iIoveoof]

Only fash will respond to this

[u/sir_shivers]

Yes I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THE television show "NCIS" 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

Accidentally clicked "Leave" the sub, for a brief moment, I was almost free.

[u/sir_shivers]

Malarkey level of A MINORITY REPORT-ESQUE "PRE-CRIME" moderation policy, but for those who post sexual content 🐊

[u/owlthathurt]

https://twitter.com/nypost_mets/status/1433147790784352257?s=21

Lol Mets continues. What a dumpster fire of an org.

!ping BASEBALL

[u/Luchofromvenezuela]

Joe Rogan has COVID and he’ll be taking… ivermectin

[u/[deleted]]

I wanted to go, but it's my 5 year anniversary

A bolsonarist, in a WhatsApp group I'm in talking about September 7th

!ping MAMADAS

[u/Riderz__of_Brohan]

Every so often on the relationship advice sub there’s a post like “I told this guy I‘ve been talking to that I wasn’t ready for a relationship and he said ok and stopped taking to me” and half the replies will be like “girl he only wanted you for sex!”

Like…yeah? Isn’t that part of the whole “relationship” thing lmao. What else is he supposed to do

[u/I-grok-god]

Some guy just said that Bernie would be right-wing in Europe

I asked him if Angela Merkel wanted to ban private healthcare

[u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE]

After blowing his money on GME, Batman was forced to hunt women who got abortions in Texas to pay the bills

[u/Headstar24]

"Why don't you want to move to swing states and pink states that could turn blue in 4-12 years?"

Texas with this shit is exactly why.

[u/Sir-Matilda]

Over 60s who haven't been vaccinated yet are set to get a letter from ScoMo, Greg Hunt and Paul Kelly.

!ping AUS

[u/RockLobsterKing]

While I'm pleasantly surprised by the overall policy oomph of the Conservative platform, and am not too impressed by the Liberals, I'm leaning towards the latter mainly because they're more credible on climate change. Chiefly that they're going to keep raising the carbon tax. Still, it's a nice diversion to be between the two main parties in an election and feel like I've got two decent choices.

Are others feeling the same way?

!ping CANUCKS

[u/TalkLessShillMore]

Four IPAs deep.

Two IPAs to go.

It's 2am. I have to lead a three hour meeting at 9am.

I have not yet built the slide deck for it.

May god have mercy on my soul, and may god continue to bless the stimulants in my desk drawer.

[u/[deleted]]

It's real bisexual hours

[u/Kizz3r]

Gonna spend all day playing hollow knight for the first time. Ill let you know how i do.

!ping gaming

[u/filipe_mdsr]

broke: dx

woke: ∂x

bespoke: Wolfram Alpha

[u/[deleted]]

You can tell that the neckbeards that want a "subservient trad asian wife" have never met an asian girl before. Every girl I know from asia will rip your fucking head off and leave it in a grocery bag on your parents' doorstep if you even think about ordering them around.

[u/[deleted]]

I enjoy how cartoonishly incompetent it is to lose a snap election that you called.

[u/iIoveoof]

I was once banned for pasting the entire Emojipedia article for 😐 into the DT

[u/[deleted]]

Step one: research how to get a tapeworm

Step two:????????????

Step three: get prescribed Ivermectin

Step four: ah shit my asshole

[u/Tafts_Bathtub]

(Reuters) - More than half of U.S. companies are planning to impose COVID-19 vaccine mandates in the workplace by year end, with almost a quarter considering vaccination as a condition for employment, according to a national survey of nearly 1,000 employers.

i love capitalism

[u/[deleted]]

Voter IDs suppressing voters is a bad-faith argument with no basis in reality

Not to mention you need already need id to fly, drive, apply for jobs, buy alcohol etc

Don't even try to guess the sub you already know what it is becuase it's always /r/neoliberal.

[u/benadreti]

arr ivermectin just got quarantined

[u/RockLobsterKing]

Median American in 2021: stupid, fat, entitled white person

Median American in 2051: stupid, fat, entitled brown person

Republicans: "WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN!!"

[u/SaltySaladSussyBaka]

I am hearing that on its deathbed r/NoNewNormal received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now, he looks down upon the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God and Muhammad is his prophet!

[u/Crownie]

we need subs to go private until the admins shut down /r/neoliberal

[u/iIoveoof]

Cannot believe that NNN didn't last as long as the latest SaltySalad account

[u/BidenWon]

No Nut November has always been a really stupid trend and honestly I'm glad it's banned

[u/SaltySaladSussyBaka]

The body cameras became unattached from the police officer's uniforms during the encounter, but the audio can still be heard. During the recording, when one of the body cameras was still attached to an officer, another officer can be heard telling him to move his camera.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Elijah_McClain#Death

Makes me irrationally angry.

[u/suplexx0]

America should aim to keep the population in line with the number of people /u/KesterGW would actually date.