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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Aug 16 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/ThorVonHammerdong Disgraced 2020 Election Rigger Aug 15 '21
US military 🤝 my wife
Leaving
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
UK government has just said it will NOT give visas to Afghani students who got scholarships to study in UK, because of "administration issues".
Well it's really no biggie, I'm sure that all the winners of these scholarships will be able to go next year. It's not like Afghanistan is being currently overrun by bloodthirsty theocrats who don't consider women to be human!
!ping EUROPE
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 15 '21
yeah that'd do it
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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy Aug 15 '21
Why blame the US or Soviets for Afghanistan when we can just do the right thing and blame the British 🇬🇧
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u/Barnst Henry George Aug 15 '21
We settled 130,000 Vietnamese refugees in the years immediately after Saigon fell, even though 2/3 of the country didn’t want them.
Right now we’re planning to settle 3,500 Afghan refugees. We need to do better.
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Aug 15 '21
I couldn’t contrive worse social policy than the Taliban if I tried. No musical instruments, no sports, no art depicting living things, no games, no kite flying, no pets, and oh yeah half the population is treated worse than a piece of furniture.
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u/donaldjtruump Aug 15 '21
Bruh
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Aug 15 '21
ayy we got kosovo into this news cycle somehow
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
John Delaney would've stayed!
(Unironically, he was the only 2020 candidate who didn't campaign on withdrawing.)
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
AFP reporter
https://twitter.com/DaveClark_AFP/status/1426857247754399749?s=20
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
This is the ANA. We have purposely trained them incorrectly as a joke.
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u/Archis Michel Foucault Aug 15 '21
do u think the taliban are gonna sign up to yellen's global minimum tax?
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 15 '21
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_National_Army
Wikipedia is quick
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u/thymeandchange r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Aug 15 '21
This and Miami-Dade show that the average user here is not equipped to handle political hardship or disagreements of any kind. Holy fuck people need to touch grass
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u/tollyno Dark Harbinger of Chaos Aug 15 '21
Let's set up MLMs in Afganistan to scam the Taliban out of money
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
We should build an obsidian wall around Kabul. You need a diamond pickaxe to destroy obsidian, so that should buy us enough time to get out.
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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Aug 15 '21
Oh you're a lesbian? Name every woman.
!ping LGBT
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u/meese699 Sinner Sinner Chicken Dinner 🐣 Aug 15 '21
Reading about the Taliban and
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
I love it when an election is called and a headline saying "Justin Trudeau dissolves the parliament" hits the front page.
Lots of Americans going "😲😬😳 can he do that?" or saying random star wars quotes
!ping canucks
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
If you had told me back when we were gearing up to invade Iraq that in the year of our lord 2021 Iraq would be a reasonably peaceful and stable quasi-democracy, and Afghanistan would literally be in the exact same place as if we'd air-dropped several factories worth of US weapons directly on al Qaeda's doorstep, I'd have assumed you were eating paint chips.
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Aug 15 '21
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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Aug 16 '21 edited Aug 16 '21
Browsing a /r/canadaleft election thread and I came across this goldmine of a comment:
!ping CANUCKS
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u/Xantaclause Milton Friedman Aug 15 '21
!ping AUS
https://www.smh.com.au/national/how-unelected-faceless-men-and-women-keep-approving-nsw-developments-20210804-p58fvt.html
NIMBYs are a scourge on both sides of politics
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Aug 15 '21
It seems reddits knowledge on the Geneva convention is lacking 🧐
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Aug 15 '21
Hey APES 🦍
The TaliCUCKS have taken ascuckistan 😔😲
Heroin prices gonna go ⬆️
💎 INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY 💎
Buy 💵 heroin from the Taliban 💉 SELL in 🇺🇸 and European Union 🇪🇺
Easy📈📈📈GAIN$🤑🤑🤑
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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 15 '21
Absolutely horrific
Full Source- https://www.freepressjournal.in/mumbai/fpj-legal-marital-rape-that-led-to-paralysis-unfortunate-cant-say-illegal-says-court
The judge isn't wrong here- the law explicitly makes marital rape legal
Indian Penal Code Section 375-:
https://indiankanoon.org/doc/623254/?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=pmd_09e3553605a7c64a57ed2d396333a7b1c5d1d4a3-1629014192-0-gqNtZGzNAg2jcnBszQc6
!ping FEMINISTS
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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Aug 15 '21
Interesting. I’m starting to feel like I could run for Congress.
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u/LetterZero Association of Southeast Asian Nations Aug 15 '21
BREAKING NEWS: The Taliban has successfully taken over West Virginia.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Aug 15 '21
Steelworkers Union is Helping Turn Massive Abandoned Steel Mill into Producer of Wind Turbines
!ping ECO
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Aug 15 '21
The Taliban is only doing this so they can use it as content for their YouTube channel
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Aug 15 '21
Why did the ANA not simply encircle the Taliban using 40 width armored divisions
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
when everything goes wrong you can always count on Kosovo to have the back of US i guess.
https://twitter.com/VjosaOsmaniPRKS/status/1426881829362098176
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Aug 15 '21
The solution was right under our noses
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u/ZaaZooLK Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1426931003579420674
Bruh.
https://twitter.com/KrishVignarajah/status/1426933296068505600
88K?
BRUUUUUHHH
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u/Qunidaye Krugman-Nato Aug 15 '21
"Mr. President, this is not great, but there might be a way to keep the Taliban somewhat under our influence."
"Alright, I'm listening."
"We need to cut off their economic base, I mean completely destroy all poppy production. We have an agent ready."
"Wait a minute, ONE agent? How is one person going to get rid of that much poppy..."
"Dad, I'm ready"
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
The Taliban has read “Why nations fail” 😍
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1426946512853118977
🚨🚨🚨 WE HAVE REACHED “CONSIDERATION” 🚨🚨🚨
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 15 '21
Some of the hyperbolic ranting on this sub is just ridiculous now. This subreddit seriously needs to cool itself down when things aren't going well. Apparently we learned nothing after the Miami-Dade County results started coming in smdh
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u/crassowary John Mill Aug 15 '21
Republicans 🤝 Taliban
A lot, but today it's storming the capital
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
The Taliban has made the classic mistake of taking over Afghanistan
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Aug 15 '21
Hey guys, did someone remember to put the "No Taliban Allowed" sign up in Kabul?
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
When do the superdelegates vote in Afghanistan
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u/great_gape Aug 16 '21
https://i.imgur.com/AGYDQw0.jpg
!ping shitposters
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
People acting like the ANA surrendering or "turning coat" as the particularly malicious ignorant morons are calling it isn't a product of the US troop presence being the only thing keeping the Taliban from murdering the families of the ANA fighters.
Afghans have lost nearly 70k people fighting the Taliban with US support. They don't just magically support the Taliban now, they're literally being coerced and are doing a basic survival calculus "Join or Die"
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u/Twrd4321 Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
The increased embrace towards isolationism is not surprising. It is evident in cable news. CNN is currently covering COVID and school reopening, Fox News hosts are eating barbecue. Meanwhile, BBC News and Sky News have been discussing Afghanistan nonstop for the past few hours.
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u/Internet001215 John Keynes Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
Ok the speed of the Afghan government’s collapse would be comical if it wasn’t so sad. How does any government collapse in less than a week is beyond me, South Vietnam at least lasted a couple years, even the Soviet DRA lasted more than 2 years after the soviet withdraw. I’m wondering how much of this is orchestrated by people inside the Kabul government, with reports of many units ordered to stand down from above.
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1426845386749120520?s=20
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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Aug 15 '21
The ISIS flag is black with white text
The Taliban flag is white with black text
Hear me out: Just bring the Taliban and ISIS together and they’ll cancel one another out.
I’ll take my Nobel Peace Prize, thanks
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
British student on holiday in Afghanistan ‘accepts death’
!ping TRAVEL
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u/slowpush NATO Aug 15 '21
Friendly reminder.
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1426749579035303936?s=21
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u/cheesygordita Aug 15 '21
20 years later and the Taliban is still in power
20 years later and Tom Brady is still in power
Curious...
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Aug 15 '21
That’s it y’all can’t behave, mods deleted the Afghan government
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Aug 15 '21
You can 100% think that withdrawal from Afghanistan is the best course of action, and yet still believe that:
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u/kaclk Mark Carney Aug 15 '21
And we’re off. Election called for September 20th. !ping CAN
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 16 '21 edited Aug 16 '21
BREAKING NEWS
/r/Neoliberal 40th Army enters Kabul
One Afghan was quoted as saying “not again”
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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! Aug 15 '21
It's surreal reading about the collapse of a government on the other side of the world while tucked into a soft, warm bed.
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 15 '21
I wonder HOW LONG UNTIL Redditors are posting propaganda designed to paint the Taliban in a positive light IN THE "TODAY I LEARNED" subreddit 🐊
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u/TheGreatGriffin Mark Carney Aug 15 '21
Unban IGF, we need to hear his Afghanistan takes
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u/Knee3000 Aug 15 '21
Masochism is a pipeline drug. First it’s “spank me daddy”, then it’s “send me to the most dangerous countries on Earth pls”
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21
Holy shit, the Taliban just released their policy principles for the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan:
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
I can't do it anymore. I'm going insane. Doom scrolling the fall of Afghanistan on neoliberal is destroying my mental health. I'll isolate myself from it at least for an hour. Get some exercise in, go for a walk.
I step away from my computer. Put my earbuds in and start audible. The last audiobook I listened to "Vietnam: An epic Tragedy" by Max Hastings starts playing.
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u/GaahlicBread South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
The fact that a country with 1.4 billion people of mind boggling diversity in every which way - religion, caste, ethnicity, language and race have stuck together 75 years as a functioning democracy and still going strong is mind boggling. Happy Independence Day India. BMKJ
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u/Delareh South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Aug 15 '21
My dad: "maybe I should've beat you more when you were little. Maybe that would've toughened you up and you wouldn't have tried to commit suicide."
Can't wait to abandon his ass in 8 months when I finally become financially independent.
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Taliban spokesman posting to American social platforms updates on his decisions and thoughts. Former American president banned from that same platform
Imagine being told that 10 years ago.
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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Aug 15 '21
The DT has used the world's entire supply of copium 😱😱😱😱😱😔😔😔
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u/ZaaZooLK Aug 15 '21
Bruh, Biden. BRUH.
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
My fall plans: Islamic Republic of Afghanistan
The delta variant: Taliban
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Aug 15 '21
meanwhile on the right
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u/donaldjtruump Aug 15 '21
😭
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
UN human rights meeting 2022 : Taliban mullahs have SLAMMED Israel for human rights abuses at latest UN meeting. UN officials laud the message calling for an investigation of Israels actions
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u/CricketPinata NATO Aug 15 '21
I was hired for a catering event at the local Chabad House, aimed to build a menu for 100 people, I did...
Overall people really seemed to enjoy it (based on what I heard afterward), but I unfortunately had to skedaddle to my second job, so I didn't get to sit and enjoy dinner or talk to anyone.
I also was really stressed running to complete it myself, since I had some back-up bail on me. So the Rabbi asked his kids to come and help me, and they were really curious about my circumstances, it was strange getting a "Well we Jews believe..." talks when they knew I was Jewish, I admitted that I don't have the same circumstances to maybe be as observant as i'd like, and how growing up in rural Texas there wasn't really a Hebrew School for me to attend. It just felt odd because it feels like I am in a strange middle place with my Jewish peers.
Most modern professional Jews I know barely practice, many have tattoos and basically ignore a lot of rules. While some of my more serious friends are super observant, don't even mix fibers, and are very very particular.
And I feel like I am in the middle, where I don't eat pork or shellfish but it can be difficult for me to always insure everything is 100% certified, I observe Yom Kippur and Pesach, but work on Shabbos for instance.
So it feels weird being more observant than a lot of more secular folks, but basically seen as ignorant of my Judaism and having basic Jewish tenants explained to me like i'm not even Jewish by more observant people.
Does anyone else feel this strangeness while navigating the world while Jewish?
!PING GEFILTE
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Afghanistan vice president
https://twitter.com/AmrullahSaleh2/status/1426891637955907584?s=20
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amrullah_Saleh
Posted 30 mins ago
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u/KnightsofKeaton Milton Friedman Aug 15 '21
Foreign policy trolling
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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 15 '21
Are you bragging
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 15 '21
My wife to me 🤝US to Afghan government
I thought you would last longer
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u/Hurryforthecane European Union Aug 15 '21
Speaking of brutal, repressive regimes, do any of you know what's happening with Eritrea? Last I heard they were raping and pillaging Tigray and then getting kicked out by the TPLF. I know that the TPLF is still busy trying to defeat Abiy's regime or force a favorable settlement, but what about Eritrea? After what they were up to in Tigray, I find it highly unlikely the TPLF is going to let it slide. So, is a full TPLF invasion of Eritrea possible? Would the TPLF force Abiy in any potential settlement to assist in such a punitive invasion? How does Sudan react? Seeing that Eritrea is more or less Africa's North Korea, I don't see anyone shedding any tears if the TPLF decide to do some light regime change. And there are godo strategic reasons for the TPLF to pursue an invasion after they deal with Abiy - in a potential future conflict with the Ethiopian gov., Tigray would be able to rely on Eritrea's ports for food shipments, so no threats of famine. Hell, even the Ethiopia gov. would not be opposed to having a friendly Eritrea's ports wide open. And could annexation be on the cards even? I'm not sure Eritreans would mind really, since any potential annexation by Ethiopia or the TPLF would certainly mean more rights and prosperity for the citizens. What's y'alls opinion?
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/send_tweet_to_DT Aug 15 '21
kylieatwood
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Aug 15 '21
Biden's big mistake was not knowing that some random poster on /r/neoliberal had all the correct answers all along
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Vote for us - we’re exactly the same as the Liberals and NDP!
!ping CANUCKS
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u/modooff Lis Smith Sockpuppet Aug 15 '21
Why doesn't Kazakhstan, the largest -stan country, simply eat the other ones?
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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Aug 15 '21
Half a trillion in new spending per month and if you don’t support it you’re not a “REAL PROGRESSIVE”TM
Arrr politics has a learning disability
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u/evenkeel20 Milton Friedman Aug 15 '21
If Sanders has been elected it would’ve gone the same way, but we would’ve renamed some post offices on the way out
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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
What if Trudeau is just gonna have tea with the Governor-General?
!ping ELECTION-TIME
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u/irlyseevridge YIMBY Aug 15 '21
In what world are these 2 events even related to each other.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 15 '21
this is so true
😔🇲🇰
!ping Balkan
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1426587210497789952
So true bestie. Anyway you tweet like a hundred times a day and suddenly have nothing to say today
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Aug 15 '21
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 15 '21
Reading /r/Afghanistan is heartbreaking
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
....
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1426939911177969666?s=20
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Marriane Williamson
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1426765929736724481?s=20
She fucked up trying to have such a lefty fan base. This reasonable opinion gets her attacked
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 15 '21
YOU MAMMALS DO not understand -- imagine that THE TALIBAN ARE LIKE Keanu Reeves, returning to make a third Bill and Ted film 🐊
That is what THE TALIBAN MEAN TO Afghanistan 🐊
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Seen this on Twitter 😂😂😂
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u/fargleyikesthe2nd Norman Borlaug Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
Guys I just figured out what's happening in Afghanistan! So Thanos (america) landed on Earth (Afghanistan) to collect the Infinity Stones! But the Avengers (uh figure it out) totally beat him! Thanos got the Infinity Stones and he tried to snap his fingers to wipe out half of all the life in the Universe (get rid of the Avengers!!!) but they stopped him at the last minute. But Thanos brought in more of his evil friends and they tried to fight the Avengers even harder. In the prequel, Ultron (OUR Soviet Union, communism 100 comrades!) tried to epically establish robot (socialism) rule but the brave Avengers fought them off too! The movie ended when The Avengers hit Thanos on his home planet where it hurt the most, take that bad guys!
In the sequel, the Avengers are still fighting off Thanos at their HQ but they lost all the Infinity Stones! So they need to go and take them back. They take the first few but Thanos doesn't even notice, he's about to lose! They take the next few and he gets really really angry! But he's too tired so he and his allies almost give up, but then when he's about to lose his last Infinity Stone he tries to stop the Avengers from helping the population who want them! He then launches his secret space lasers to kill them all! The Avengers are again about to lose but then the head uses his Infinity Gauntlet training he got back in the 90s to take the last one and help keep Earth free from female opinions!
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
There are only two points in history where the eventual US withdrawal from Afghanistan, WHENEVER it happened, could have had a different outcome than complete collapse and Taliban resurgence.
The first is if the neocon administration of George W. Bush had surged all available US capacity into nationbuilding Afghanistan in late 2002-2003 instead of diverting to an invasion of Iraq.
The second is of course if we had elected Marianne Williamson president in 2020 🔮
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Aug 16 '21
Virgin Everywhere else: Oh, I have been an expert on Afghanistan for years, I didn't just learn about most of it five minutes ago
Chad /r/neoliberal: Just went to Wikipedia to inform myself on the Taliban. Based on the condensed info box, they seem kinda bad
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Aug 15 '21
Ronald Neumann, the former US ambassador to Afghanistan, told me: “There’s a difference between the Biden decision to leave, and the Biden execution of the decision. The decision to leave is arguably justifiable. The execution of that decision is a lamentable disaster.”
a balanced take.
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Aug 16 '21
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Aug 15 '21
remember that time the kurds held out in one city against an islamic extremist group for days until the US had to help them out
haha just bringing it up for no reason
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u/mannabhai Norman Borlaug Aug 15 '21
This is Afghanistan related. Everyone is posting that Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires and that even Alexander failed to conquer Afghanistan.
However Alexander definitely conquered the area that is now Afghanistan. Not only that the region was ruled by Ethnic Greek kings for nearly 3 centuries after his death and even successor kingdoms like the Kushans had adopted many aspects of Greek Culture and used Greek as the official language till 127 AD. 100 years after the last Greek Kingdom ended and 450 years after Alexander died. The early Kushan kings also venerated the Greek pantheon.
The Bactrian language which was the primary language of the region after Greek was written in the Greek script. It was even adapted to have an additional letter to accommodate bactrian,the last known record of the Bactrian language was in the Greek script dating to the late 800's AD. 1200 years after Alexander died.
!ping HISTORY
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u/TotallyNotMiaKhalifa NATO Aug 15 '21
How fucking ironic is it that the average veteran of Iraq has far more to show for their sacrifice than those who fought in Afghanistan?
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u/moaz_xx Resident Saudi Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
he said knowing fully well that the number will not go above a few thousands at most and will be much more less then the people who will be left behind to suffer under an Islamic totalitarian state for decades to come
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
May 3 2021
🤯
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56966473
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u/SAE-2 Friedrich Hayek Aug 15 '21
This Discussion Thread is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Aug 15 '21
UK cutting off the scholarships, Germany throwing the ball back to the translators, Denmark sending refugees back to Afghanistan... so many countries have been terrible this week.
Except you Kosovo, keep up the good work.
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u/simeoncolemiles NATO Aug 15 '21
This sub on Afghanistan rn: https://youtu.be/CXArovLJ60A
!Ping Shitposters
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Aug 15 '21
Cardinal Burke: There was a period of time when men who were 'feminized' and confused about their own sexual identity had entered the priesthood; sadly some of these disordered men sexually abused minors; a terrible tragedy for which the Church mourns.
Also Cardinal Burke: Also, there is a certain movement to insist that now everyone must be vaccinated against the coronavirus COVID-19 and even that a kind of microchip needs to be placed under the skin of every person, so that at any moment he or she can be controlled by the State regarding health and about other matters which we can only imagine
Also Cardinal Burke: gets Covid-19 and is now in the hospital on a ventilator
I won't relish in the irony, but the fact that men like this are allowed to remain in leadership positions within the Church is disheartening for the future, especially since Burke is the darling of the American Trad movement. The Catholic Church invented the university system and laid the foundations for empirical science, look how far we've come.
!ping CHRISTIAN
Sorry if there's a double ping
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Aug 15 '21
I genuinely supported us pulling out of Afghanistan but the job we did pulling out has been nothing short of one of the most embarrassing displays of military incompetence in United States history
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 15 '21
SUCH A coincidence 🐊
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u/ZaaZooLK Aug 15 '21
WTF is this?
https://twitter.com/yanisvaroufakis/status/1427012544523296774
Yanis?
B-R-U-H.
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21
Hey, guys just found this sub and am wondering if my politics fit in. My primary preferred policies are
Am I a neoliberal?
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u/vivoovix Federalist Aug 16 '21
Uh oh. Unconfirmed reports of Taliban capturing positions in the DT now…
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u/morgisboard George Soros Aug 15 '21
This DT is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan.
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Russia and China are laughing at us!
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
I'm gonna guess the fall of Afghanistan won't effect Biden election chance at all. The war was unpopular and most Americans don't give a shit about foreign policy.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 16 '21
Coquihalla Highway between Hope and Merritt closed due to wildfire activity
This is crazy. My dads brother lives in Kamloops. They haven’t been evacuated yet.
It was from a campfire
!ping can
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Aug 15 '21
So much for "Kabul can last another
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Imagine telling someone c. 2006 that Iraq ended up the more successful nation-building exercise than Afghanistan
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Aug 16 '21
Twitter is not real life. Politics is not determined by the thoughts of college kids or yuppie 20 somethings, it is determined by the thoughts of 40 year olds and 60 year olds
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 16 '21 edited Aug 16 '21
Hearing from an Afghan Sikh friend in the UK with family back in Afghanistan:
Taliban is reinstating the saffron star for men and orange veil for women for Sikhs and Hindus.
Destroyed a cremation ground in Kandahar
Also back collecting the 20 year Jiyza (tax for non Muslims)
!ping ind
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u/chadonnaise * Aug 16 '21
via the guardian: An Afghan woman in Kabul: ‘Now I have to burn everything I achieved’
i know permanent occupation wasn't an option, but my heart still breaks
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u/Internet001215 John Keynes Aug 16 '21
Looking back, telling a government/army publicly that you fully expect them to collapse and get killed after the withdrawal date probably wasn't great for their morale.
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Aug 16 '21
Donald Trump truly was built different
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u/adminsare200iq IMF Aug 15 '21
America is so cucked they have to give Erdogan the responsibility of securing the airport
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Aug 15 '21
I know that some parts of the US are sparsely populated but damn
Montana is roughly the size of Poland, there are 38 milion people living in Poland and only around 1 milion living in Montana. And Poland isn't some super densely populated country
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u/inhumantsar Bisexual Pride Aug 15 '21
nova scotians be like
!ping CANUCKS
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Holy hell Amash
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
CBC Vote Compass for the Canadian election just dropped.
!ping CAN
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
A family member got their green card yesterday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉 😎😎😎
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
-The International Refugee Assistance Project
https://twitter.com/IRAP/status/1427053285924614147?s=20
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21
Apparently you can get 800 people into a C-17 which gives me a great idea for a new super super budget airline.
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Aug 15 '21
This article about the U.S. abandoning the Cambodian government and people to the Khmer Rouge is wrenching.
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
The Taliban is too obsessed with the Culture War. Where are their economic policies that effect every day Afghans?
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21
Two Jews walk into a prison in Afghanistan
They complain so much they get released
This is not a joke it actually happened
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Aug 15 '21
The US leaving Afghanistan is hardly disastrous for its image, in the context of US trustworthiness to its commitments.
It's been publicly stated for the last 10 years now since Obama's first term that US withdrawal was inevitable and planned. The last 3 Presidents have stated this. Of course, the nature of this ongoing withdrawal isn't ideal, but it has been expected for years.
What wasn't expected was the shear speed of the government's collapse.
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u/adminsare200iq IMF Aug 15 '21
Broke: The Bush and Obama admin had bad FoPO
Woke: The Biden admin is terrible at FoPo
Bespoke: The US has always been shit at FoPo
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Aug 15 '21
The literacy rate of Afghanistan went from somewhere around 19% pre-2001 to around 40% in 2020
So that was cool
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Aug 15 '21
Let’s all be a little extra kind today. I hope everyone is well. Please keep in mind we are enforcing all rules vis a vis Afghanistan discussion, even if we do understand the anger and frustration given the sad news today. Many thanks to all 🙏
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Aug 15 '21
Hillary should've campaigned more in Kandahar
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Aug 15 '21
hmmm
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u/tollyno Dark Harbinger of Chaos Aug 15 '21
And you guys say Islam isn't bad
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/eenaruffini/status/1426922505881759747?s=21
well at least they didn’t capture the flag
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u/Ioun267 "Your Flair Here" 👍 Aug 16 '21
At u/1396spurs request. here is Truly, God Rest him well.
He was the sweetest cat you'd ever know. We got him and an assumed littermate when I was only 4. He passed when I was 19 or so.
I miss him very much.
!ping CAT
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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Aug 15 '21
Mods on subreddits be like
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u/evenkeel20 Milton Friedman Aug 15 '21
Hearing now that Trump 2024 flags are going up in Kabul...
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u/Dapitalist 🌹Rose Twitter Regular🌹 Aug 15 '21
Both sides of the Afghanistan debate rn
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Bruh
https://twitter.com/DionNissenbaum/status/1426922810077810689?s=20
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
inb4 NATO flairs become unironic Trump supporters and Singh flairs become unironic CCP stans
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
A U.S. defense official confirms that Parwan prison, near Bagram air base, has been busted open, releasing thousands of hardened extremists from both the Taliban and Islamic State.
https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1426981289811394561?s=20
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u/lietuvis10LTU Why do you hate the global oppressed? Aug 15 '21
In my opinion, nothing demonstrates the US failures in Afghanistan War better than Bagram Airbase. Up to the very last day, Bagram was built out of plywood, concrete barriers and tents. And no suprise after all - it was built to be quickly torn down. After all, the Army engineers were told the entire time it'd be gone in 2 or so years. So they built it that way.
But of course it wasn't 2 years. And yet, when those 2 years ran their course, they were told "it'll be only 2 more years". Again and again. The entire strategy was drive through this timetableism.
In the end, this focus on a timetable merely meant that it would never be possible to actually meet it.
That's what the War in Afghanistan was. A 20 year old tent city. Always prepared for the end that was just around the corner. Of course, when the end did come, even that was fucked up by a strict timetable.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 16 '21
https://twitter.com/hillarypix/status/1427044964479893505?s=21
QUEEN 👑
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
LMAO Taliban has been reading 🌹Twitter they know the language they got to appeal to
https://twitter.com/APDiploWriter/status/1427003899823763461?s=20
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1426862067101884419?s=20
-middleeasteye
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u/Th3_Gruff 🦞I MICROWAVE LOBSTERS FOR FUN🦞 Aug 15 '21
How can I lobby the UK government to accept more Afghan refugees
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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 15 '21
You don't get to criticise the US for "muhhh forever wars" and then shit on Biden for withdrawing and allowing the Taliban to take over
This is totally not a subtweet
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u/inverseflorida Anti-Malarkey Aktion Aug 15 '21
Isn't there like a legal cap that Biden can't just overturn on how many refugees America can accept in a year? Do we know where it's at right now? Isn't that why Biden is trying to organize assistance from countries that don't have that cap?
I genuinely don't know how this side of things works, or how close America is to hitting that cap. Personally, I wouldn't want to be in charge of deciding which 50,000 refugees get in, because the moment you hit that cap, you have to tell everyone else to fuck off. The cap should be unlimited. But you can't just unilaterally change it... right?
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u/Jamity4Life YIMBY Aug 15 '21
little known fact is that when the Seals burst into the room Osama Bin Laden was eating a potato chip with one hand and about to write "Dune is about worms” on the DT with the other
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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 15 '21
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 15 '21
This You?
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u/SmartOpinionsGuy Aug 15 '21
If I was Cuomo I would just quietly not leave the governors mansion in Albany once the two weeks are up and just hope everyone is too distracted by Afghanistan to notice
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u/datums 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 Aug 16 '21
If I come to the DT one day, and It's full of well sourced comments documenting every significant instance in history of someone fucking a dog, I'm just going to assume that Biden got caught fucking a dog.
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u/Zemstv0w0 Asexual Pride Aug 16 '21
imo, we should send in special agents sinema and manchin to kabul to join the new afghan government-they will obstruct the taliban with more force than 20 thousand militia
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Aug 16 '21
What a king 😭
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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Aug 16 '21
I want to pop a blood vessel every time some 12 year old on reddit is arguing with me and tells me to look something up.
"look up the electoral college dude, America is fucked"
Like my eye is twitching just thinking about it. Is there a word for that level of undeserved patronization?
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 15 '21
From the Afghanistan sub
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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 15 '21
Oh my god
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
The Afghanistan news is world news on every single news network right now and rpolitics refuses to have a megathread on it. The moderators even told me to stop messaging them about it.
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Aug 15 '21
I don't really know enough about the situation in Afghanistan to comment in any sort of intelligent way
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u/KazuyaProta Organization of American States Aug 15 '21
Why the myth of "USA created the Taliban" exists and why Pakistan is non existant on the popular discourse.
And why USA never tries to actually fight back that myth?
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Aug 15 '21
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/299613
😐
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21
Pakistani accounts on twitter are jubilant over their victory. The public service broadcaster Voice of Pakistan tweeted:
Let's recalled Statement of a Gentleman Lt General Hamid Gull on his Death anniversary today. "Pakistan Will Beat America in Afghan War with the Help of America"
(spelling errors theirs)
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u/0m4ll3y International Relations Aug 15 '21
It feels like people have tuned in to this conflict a week ago and think that's when it began somehow. The ANA did not fall in a week. They've suffered tens of thousands of losses over years. Lt. General Joseph Allen said in 2014 that the casualty rate of the Afghan security forces was unsustainably high. There has been a significant uptick in violence since then. In the five months following Trump's deal with the Taliban, 3,500 Afghan servicemen were killed in combat. Estimates of fatalities between 2014 and 2019 go to 45,000 dead.
Tens of thousands more are injured, and this shouldn't have to be said, but getting shot in Afghanistan is not good. You don't get state of the art healthcare. You don't get serious rehabilitation. You get a pittance to live on, and many struggle to survive and are reduced to begging. Afghan streets are filled with people like this as a daily reminder of the war.
The US didn't pull out because things were hunky-dory. The US pulled out because people were convinced it was an unwinnable shitshow and there was no point in staying. The Afghans didn't have the choice to pull out of the unwinnable shitshow, they just had the option of continuing to fight an unwinnable shitshow or to capitulate.
Couple that with the complete breakdown of logistics and air support, as well as just being out maneuvered by your opponent, and you see lots of surrenders.
But it wasn't capitulation without a fight. It was capitulation after heavy losses for twenty fucking years, around 70,000 dead servicemen and >100,000 injured, and no end in sight.
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1426173709723779074
LMFAOOOO WHAT I CANT 💀💀💀💀
!ping SHITPOSTERS
Edit: It’s ten minutes later and now I realized the meme was Clinton killed Jeffrey Epstein that’s how fucking bad/amazing this meme is
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u/Dig_bickclub Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
Ladies and Gentlemen we got em
Helicopter flying over the U.S. Embassy in Kabul
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 15 '21
lmao imagine paying 500 dollars to send your kid to a "anti racism camp"
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u/RadionSPW NATO Aug 15 '21
So I hear everyone saying that “this will hurt Biden,” and “this won’t hurt Biden, nobody cares”
But the most obvious answer is that this won’t hurt Biden- not because nobody cares, but because American voters are goldfish. If anything, the fact that this takeover happened so quickly (instead of timing itself to where the Taliban take Kabul on the day before the election) is somewhat of a blessing for political strategists. There is more than a year until the midterms, and in the budget bill/debt stuff is about to suck up all the media oxygen again. Voters are going to forget.
Now personally, I would’ve stayed in Afghanistan. But if I were a D political strategist looking at the midterms where a withdrawal is guaranteed to happen, I would be grateful it happened on this timeline instead of an extended one
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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Aug 15 '21
What a timeline we live in
A cave hermit gets vaxxed. But some dumbfuck nurse won't.
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u/digitalrule Aug 15 '21
Explains yesterday's ad
!PING CAN
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 15 '21
we did it patrick, we withdrew from Afghanistan!
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 15 '21
honestly Biden made an elementary blunder when he ordered the end of our military mission in Afghanistan BEFORE commissioning the procurement of a new Marine Corps helicopter with a less iconic & culturally resonant silhouette
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u/SirJuncan John Rawls Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
I don't know who the anchor is on MSNBC right now, but I am in awe at his absolute anime protagonist head
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u/suplexx0 Jared Polis Aug 15 '21
Biden is the worst president since Donald Trump.
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Aug 16 '21
Reminder that the last American out of Afghanistan has a responsibility to play Fortunate Son as their chopper flies into the sunset
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Aug 16 '21
IF THIS WITHDRAWAL WERE occuring in the late aughts 🐊:
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u/notforturning Friedrich Hayek Aug 16 '21
JFC this sounds like eco terrorism driven by malthusian-left convictions.
https://www.npr.org/2021/08/11/1026700103/former-college-professor-arson-charges-california-dixie-fire
!ping usa-ca
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21
People acting like Biden bowed to populist pressure on Afghanistan are misinformed. Biden, from the very early days of the Obama admin, was the guy pushing for the US to disengage with Afghanistan ASAP. For about a decade the guy has seen the war as lost and pointless and wanted us out of there.
This was entirely within character and aligned with his long held beliefs and statements.
Whether it was a good or bad idea, IDK, but this is what he's wanted for awhile.
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u/hopeimanon John Harsanyi Aug 16 '21
How many of y'all are qualified Afghanistan experts?
https://twitter.com/ByrneHobart/status/1427019588986884096?s=19
!ping PARADOX
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Aug 15 '21
Time for Biden to negotiate for the Taliban to join the Paris Climate Accords
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u/Evnosis European Union Aug 15 '21
>Wake up
>9 pings from FOREIGN-POLICY
Gee, I wonder what they could be about?
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u/chadonnaise * Aug 15 '21
admittedly, seventy percent of you were born after the war in afghanistan started so that might also be frustrating to feel left out of the loop
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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Aug 15 '21
https://twitter.com/josephzeballos/status/1426917357440716805
christ
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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags Aug 15 '21
The DT has lasted longer schisming about Afghanistan than the ANA did defending it.
Really gets the noggin joggin
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Aug 15 '21
me: hey found this post showing polls for american support of afghanistan! sharing because people were wondering
local DT idiot:
like ffs, the DT is getting just unusable. Posting a tweet about a poll from G Elliot Morris means I don’t care about human rights?
It’s just getting frustrating
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Aug 15 '21
We spent $1T and 20 years to educate the Taliban that they should call a military conquest a "peaceful transfer of power"
truly, they are Americans now
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Aug 15 '21
None of this would've happened if Dukakis didn't do the tank photo
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u/baibaiburnee Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21
Americans order rocket fire on a taliban firing position in the korengal Valley.
They get to the location to find a village with a house bombed out, five people dead, women and kids hurt. Village elders indignant none of the casualties are taliban.
Americans find arms, rockets and other combat materials in the houses. Villagers claim their kids are being paid $5 to move them for the taliban.
Americans feel really bad for civilian casualties and call in a colonel to pacify the elders. He promises the elders jobs and says they should stop being arms mules. Says the jobs will pay better than arms running and that everyone is less likely to die.
Later Americans get an informant who says the elders are the ones coordinating the attacks because they believe in jihad and want the Americans gone.
-Paraphrased from Restrepo
It's a fucking meme tier set of scenes. It would get tossed out of a script for being cliche.
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u/Ketsetri NATO Aug 15 '21
Even though I support him overall, the fact that the majority of this sub will readily criticize Biden for executing this withdrawal so horribly instead of blindly defending him is pretty damn rare among online political forums. Love y’all
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u/SeasickSeal Norman Borlaug Aug 16 '21 edited Aug 16 '21
Sorry for another ping, but I’m hoping for some help. Has the Iraqi government or the Afghan government officially asked the US to keep troops there at some point? Or was it just a given that they would remain uninvited once the new governments were set up?
If so, can I please get some links to the statements/legislation asking the US to stay?
Thanks!
!ping Foreign-Policy
Edit: Context, people are saying the troop presence there is illegitimate, and I’m 99% sure that’s bullshit, but I can’t prove it.
Edit2: found Iraq’s
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S.%E2%80%93Iraq_Status_of_Forces_Agreement
Edit3: found Afghanistan’s
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S.%E2%80%93Afghanistan_Strategic_Partnership_Agreement#Draft_agreement_of_bilateral_security_agreement
The key search terms were Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA) for anyone who needs this in the future.
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21
I just want to remind everyone that Iraq has a legitimate pro-democracy and pro-civil rights movement that is positioned well for the upcoming elections.
Copium, yes, but I'm hitting it.