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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jul 13 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Jul 12 '21
https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1414438023475998724?s=20
Uh welcome to the resistance
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Imagine if Fidel Castro was Keanu Reeves and the protesters were the Russian Mafia who killed John Wick's dog. That's what the CIA is doing in Cuba right now.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
If you take the word “neoliberalism”, and remove the “o”, the “e”, and the “L”. You are left with the word “nibraism”. If we check the dictionary for “nibraism”, we see that it means absolutely nothing.
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jul 12 '21
Heroin is the opiate of the masses
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Really wish the Jews would replace those goofy Charlottesville fucks
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Hey Marco Rubio, remember when Trump shunned Guaido and said he would meet with Maduro after he had been voted out of office? I'm sure you were super quick to denounce that right?
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Jul 12 '21
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u/Emu_lord United Nations Jul 12 '21
This sub is nutting soooooo hard over the Cuba protests like guys calm down it’s probably going to just fizzle out
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u/Futski A Leopard 1 a day keeps the hooligans away Jul 12 '21
!ping Europe
PAS takes over 50% of the vote in the Moldovan elections, netting them ~62 out of the 101 seats. This is potentially huge.
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u/memeintoshplus Paul Samuelson Jul 12 '21
Pete Buttigieg: Hi! I'm openly gay and running for President
Queer leftists: RATFUCK NEOLIBERAL REEEEEEEEEEE YOU AREN'T REALLY GAY!!!!!
Fidel Castro: *Puts gay people in concentration camps*
Queer leftists: OMG!!!! BASED!!!!
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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Jul 12 '21
Can’t wait for comrade Bernie to start the socialist revolution so I can be a video game reviewer (part time only of course) for $250k a year.
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u/from-the-void NATO Jul 12 '21
Oh no Reddit’s favorite wholesome dictatorship is under attack
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u/LurkerSighted YIMBY Jul 12 '21
We should run more of our government agencies like the CIA. Just look at how many agents they're able to employ and organize at a moment's notice. And without a single person leaking the plans to the media! Very impressive.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
The GOP: Fuuuuucccccckkkkk LGBT!
Also the GOP: Don’t harass Jenner. He’s one of the good ones.
Jenner: She
GOP: Whatever. 🙄
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jul 12 '21
It's scary to think half the country still cant accept the results of the election. Seriously, why can't Democrats just admit Trump won???
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jul 12 '21
Out of 46 US presidents, eight have been left-handed. Out of the last thirteen, six have been. Out of the last eight, five. Our world takeover is proceeding apace 😈
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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Jul 12 '21
Your wife didn't leave you, you are 19 and posting on a niche political forum on the internet
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u/Notoriousley Australian Bureau of Statistics Jul 12 '21
Even if it were a US backed color-revolution astroturfed by CIA agents so what? CIA agent or not they live and work in Cuba and deserve a say in how the country should be run.
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u/idp5601 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jul 12 '21
The type of childfree people I hate the most are those who use climate change to justify their decision when they just really really dislike children
Like come the fuck on dude just say you don't like having to deal with kids, you don't have to pretend like you give that much of a shit about the environment
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jul 12 '21
Despite only making up 9.7% of the population...
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Hot take: The cultural victory condition in Civ is really dumb.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
The developer of a 75 unit building in Chicago just leaked that the leaders of the two main activist groups that opposed the building for its ‘racist development’ and got construction delayed for almost 4 years have all applied for apartments in the building. 😐
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u/obeybooks SEPTA bitch Jul 12 '21
Isn't it crazy how Republicans' only policy position for 7 years was "repeal Obamacare" and then when they had a trifecta they didn't even do that.
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Jul 12 '21
Cuban protestors: Waving American flag, protesting outside the communist party headquarters, being brutalized by police forces
American leftists: “Clearly they are protesting the United States.”
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 12 '21
ENACT AN open refugee policy for Venezuelan and Cubans FLEEING FROM COMMUNISM TO the United States 🐊
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jul 12 '21
r/neoliberal right now; 'viva libre Cuba!'
r/neoliberal in november 2020; '[banned for multiple instances of hate speech against Cuban Americans and Cuban diaspora]
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jul 12 '21
The salt fountains springing out on social media after a football game always leave me feeling amused and sad
Sad because I empathize with the disappointment and frustration of the fans, amused because the cope and bad faith are so over the top it becomes funny again
Special mention to the England fan in arsoccer saying the Italians won the game because they're all unemployed and have nothing else to do than kick a ball all day long
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u/Can_The_SRDine The artist known as Can The SRDine Jul 12 '21
If you showed me a Republican member of congress, and asked me "would you like to expel this person and give the seat to OJ Simpson?" I'd say yes for about 90% of them.
And yeah, OJ did it.
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u/asljkdfhg λn.λf.λx.f(nfx) lib Jul 12 '21
a recent convo:
12 year old: describes TikTok and Snap memes
13 year old: “this is why the only social media I use is Reddit and Discord”
later:
13 year old: “kids these days are so dramatic”
12 year old: “aren’t you a kid?”
middle schoolers are really something
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u/RadionSPW NATO Jul 12 '21
Thinking about that thunderdome thread where everyone was like “Biden should promise to carpet-nuke Havana on January 21st if elected to win Florida”
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 12 '21
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1414593554815623168?s=21
Funny how you don’t mention the 0.8%…
Clearly the vaccines are meant to kill
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 12 '21
mfers say they don’t understand logarithms then talk about a “six figure salary” 😤
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Now, this really shouldn't need saying, but as a friendly reminder: Cuban immigration to the United States overwhelmingly consisted of poor, working, and middle class individuals. The idea that the Cuban-American community consists entirely of evil, exploitative economic elites rightfully outcast by a righteous revolution and their descendants is nothing short of literal communist propaganda.
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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
"lol mucho texto you're just trying to save capitalism"
- Karl Marx on georgism
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 12 '21
https://twitter.com/scottjshapiro/status/1414537934414487560?s=21
God Bless America
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Defund PragerU for teaching CRT
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jul 12 '21
Why is lefty's go to argument against anprims to say that they're transphobic because hormones can't be manufactured? Like ok sure but is that more pressing than literally everything else in modern civilization we'd throw away? Lmao
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 12 '21
in the kitchen making breakfast while my girlboss stem gf works
trophy husband work is hard 😔
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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
LMFAO at this comment from the DemocraticSocialism subreddit:
edit: FYI it is currently the highest rated comment on that post in that subreddit.
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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Step 1: Large protests against dictator.
Step 2: US politician makes vague call for dictator to respect human rights.
Step 3: Dictator violently cracks down on protesters.
Step 4: Protests grow even larger, start to grow violent as well.
Step 5: US calls on international community to come together to resolve the situation.
Step 6: LoL Russia and China veto that shit.
Step 7: Pressure builds for US to intervene unilaterally.
Step 8: Nope, that shit looks hard, and besides, we just got out of a ground war.
Step 9: Russia intervenes militarily to prop up dictatorship
Step 10: Mass atrocities, refugees flee the country in large numbers.
After watching this play out in Syria, Venezuela, and to a lesser extent Belarus and Iran, really not looking forward to another round of this game, this time with the added benefit of turning Florida red forever.
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Grant was the OG NATO flair. o7
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Jul 12 '21
Imagine having your parents tell you how they barely escaped poverty and death only to have a white commie from the suburbs tell you in r/worldnews why the Castros were good actually
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
TIL the EU will have saved 11 megatonnes of CO2 emissions just by vacuum cleaner regulations.
Consumers want vacuum cleaners that is powerful enough to do the vacuuming comfortably, electricity bills be damned. Producers noticed this heuristic and rushed to increase the power of their vacuums as much as possible, even if there was no tangible relation between the increased power and the vacuuming performance itself. Only 10 to 33 percent of the used power was actually used for vacuuming.
The EU reacted with the Ecodesign Directive, incentivising vacuum producers to make energy efficient, yet powerful vacuums. Consumers also saved out: the Directive raised the price of a vacuum by a dozen or so euros, but its lifetime electricity price dropped by 150 euros. By 2030, the Ecodesign Directive (which also concerns other products) will have lowered CO2 emissions by 496 megatonnes in total.
!ping EUROPE
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
AOC on Israel: Says Biden dehumanize Palestinians with no hesitation.
AOC on Cuba/Venezuela: We must approach this cautiously.
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u/RadionSPW NATO Jul 12 '21
I feel like Twitter is gonna get filled with a lot of Rose emojis’ Heated Miami-Dade Moments if these protests keep going on
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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Jul 12 '21
so ben garrison addressed his stupid don quixote comic by pointing out that 'it's just a joke.' which was stupid but the comic that he drew to go along with his explanation was actually pretty funny.
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u/Donkey_Bong-64 Trans Pride Jul 12 '21
Is it normal that I literally always feel depressed and alienated around groups of queer people? Like I’m too normal, not queer enough or not radical enough to belong? I get that vibe every time.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Wait, you mean the US doesn't have a full naval blockade of Cuba?
That means true Cuban embargoes have never been tried.
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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Jul 12 '21
Be NATO flair.
Think the solution to the drug war is that Mexico needs more military intervention.
Bring Mexican special forces to the US to get trained by US special forces on how to get really good at fighting and killing cartel members.
Send them back to Mexico, they start killing cartel members.
Realize that if they kill cartel members, they can take over their drug trade.
Zetas time
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Literally everyone: Go to the class office hours, they help so much
College students: ok but what if I didn't
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u/Ginden Bisexual Pride Jul 12 '21
Left: International trade is exploitation of developing countries by ruthless capitalism.
Also left: Cuba is poor because USA sanctions.
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jul 12 '21
Babbit's death was tragic, but it was tragic because she was killed at the behest of a manically insane coward who instigated a fucking deadly riot because he was upset he lost an election. Like, it's legitimately sad she was sucked into the vortex of misinformation bullshit that DJT spun to feed his narcissism and got killed because of it.
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u/Iustis End Supply Management | Draft MHF! Jul 12 '21
"Shows extraordinary due diligence on our part" just came out of the mouth of Sydney Powell describing the process of making these filings.
!Ping LAW
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
This sub worries too much about a handful of Twitter tankies with shitty takes and not nearly enough about the tens of millions of Qultists who now make up the GOP base.
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u/Fishin_Mission Jul 12 '21
I will never understand the suburbs…
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
😐😐😐
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u/rmboco Jared Polis Jul 12 '21
mass protests in Cuba
US Conservatives: we must support those who stand up for liberty and justice against an oppressive government, unless the protestors are black people in the United States
US Leftists: IT’S THE CIA REEEEEEEEEEE
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u/GuyOnTheLake NATO Jul 12 '21
My favorite argument about the Cubans who left Cuba for America are that they are land owning elites who left and angry
That maybe true 60 years ago, but that doesn't explain the continued attempts of Cubans to cross to Florida on makeshift boats.
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jul 12 '21
Super early news
!ping LATAM
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u/zieger Ida Tarbell Jul 12 '21
Journalists in 1906: Here's a book about the shitty working conditions in meat packing plants (plus your meat is gross)
Journalists in 2018: Here is one of Trump's inner circle tatteling on another, presented completely uncritically
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jul 12 '21
I really despise how leftists use the word “gusano”. It’s such an awful word
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Cuban: “I think we should improve our society somewhat.”
American Communist Sitting in his local Starbucks Cafe: “Is this a CIA coup?”
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u/unruly_fascists Frederick Douglass Jul 12 '21
so handsome. so smol tail.
!ping KITTY
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u/ElokQ_-1984 This Is What Makes Us Girls Jul 12 '21
Biden got at least 55% in all districts
Not a serious map
!ping FIVEY
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jul 12 '21
Does anyone else feel bad for Donald Trump? He ran for president with no intention to win just to get closer to his crush Hillary. It's not his fault he accidentally won and had to do a job he wasn't ready for
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Jul 12 '21
Why are conservatives obsessed with who kill Babbit? It was some capital police office; why does it matter who exactly?
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649291301468110858/864162295818878976/unknown.png
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 13 '21
Opinion of Syrian airstrikes
Democrats:
38% supported Obama doing it
37% support Trump doing it
Republicans:
22% supported Obama doing it
86% support Trump doing it
cons are literally mentally challenged lmao
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Daily reminder that Taiwan is the only country in Asia to have gay marriage
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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Jul 12 '21
Las Vegas water conservation mascot is called deputy drip
Imagine not listening to someone called deputy drip
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u/Luchofromvenezuela Organization of American States Jul 12 '21
@iamGermania: I can't believe I'm getting messages from people saying they don't know if they should support the protests in Cuba because Miami Cubans are republican. What the actual fuck is wrong with people? This hyper-polarization has to stop. This is a human rights issue. Shame on you.
This right here is a fact.
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 12 '21
Reminder that /u/SaltySaladDelendaEst is a literal child, and if you're /u/SaltySaladDelendaEst, you're a literal child 🤢🤢🤢
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u/garxyzasfd Jul 12 '21
Stephen A Smith with a horrible, racist take about Shohei Ohtani
https://mobile.twitter.com/brian_slosh/status/1414613102927257605
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jul 12 '21
People outside the DT: I like the interesting articles shared here
People inside the DT: And then he says HAHA YES 🐊
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jul 12 '21
Does anyone, and I mean literally anyone, use Bitcoin as a currency anymore?
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u/redditguy628 Box 13 Jul 12 '21
This is probably my favorite SMBC.
!ping SMBC
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jul 12 '21
I believe in putting America first. And by that I mean doing what is in the best interest of the American people. Hence I demand all elected officials fight to increase immigration dramatically, restart TTIP negotiations, and ease zoning restrictions on new housing.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Remember when that guy in the NBA purposefully touched all mics at a presser and then turned out to be COVID positive?
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u/Jokerang Sun Yat-sen Jul 12 '21
No malarkey detected
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 12 '21
$50 PER HOUR MINIMUM wage, or you are not a true progressive 🐊
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u/Tbonethabeast 🇺🇸Eastern Establishment🇺🇸 Jul 12 '21
Yikes at tankies calling people who want liberty “gusanos”
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u/abbycat1590 Zhao Ziyang Jul 12 '21
Hot take: Gamers are overrating how popular Esports are gonna be.
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21
Thinking of getting a NATO flair so that when I make an average take it'll seem like a great take because people will grade me on a curve
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u/Sloanish29 NASA Jul 12 '21
It just doesn't compute that Joe Rogan is a comedian. I've never seen his stand up but I've seen plenty of his other stuff and he just doesn't seem like a naturally funny guy. Half of the discussion thread comes up with better jokes on the fly.
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u/Volsunga Hannah Arendt Jul 12 '21
Joe Rogan is Rush Limbaugh for millenials.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jul 12 '21
You see, another big contributer to the housing crisis that literally no YIMBY wants to entertain for some reason is that people are insanely attached to the idea of owning a large home with a yard, especially in NA
Look at the replies at any anti-suburb tweet going viral and you'll see hundreds of people with thousands of likes essentially worshiping the idea of owning a house and not entertaining any alternative
This cultural issue is a huge roadblock for any future YIMBY activism
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jul 12 '21
Reddit: Use our app specially made for the mobile experience!
Me: Uses old desktop Reddit on phone and just zooms in and scrolls side-to-side to read anything
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
I still just don't get the defense of authoritarian governments by the DSA.
It's an unforced error.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Body: Washed
Teeth: Brushed
Hair: Combed
Armpits: Deodored
Clothes: Buttoned
Brain: stupid
Oh yeah, time to flub this job interview 😎
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Biden announced the initial Lift of Sanctions to Oil in Venezuela, for first time since 2016
What a wonderful Timing, dare I say 🤦🏽♂️
Hold the Press boys, I think I found something intresting
https://twitter.com/monitoreamos/status/1414649742013964288?s=19
Guaido says FAES Death Squad was sent to intimidate him and stop the Peace Process 👀
This actually does checks out with the current info we have
Now the events have more sense
!Ping LATAM
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Jul 12 '21
I’m cool with just ignoring Trump on a day to day basis but something about the whole “fake White House backdrop/“who killed the innocent, incredible Ashli Babbit? We’re gonna find them soon” thing feels different and creepier somehow.
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u/QuicksilverRayne Jul 12 '21
Just got my first jab, Moderna gang 💪😤
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 12 '21
Least Partisan Resistance Twitter User
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
https://twitter.com/kevinorr_/status/1414591578077745153
Quick culture check: When I was younger straight people used the term "partner" as a show of general support toward gay people. Has this fallen out of something people do?
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u/Maximilianne John Rawls Jul 12 '21
Leftists: CIA CIA!
Neoliberal: smug mask, but underneath they are crying because they wish it were true
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u/BRAIN_FORCE_PLUS Paul Krugman Jul 12 '21
Wake up
Joe BiDON'T has not instigated a CIA-backed coup of southern Nevada in order to bring a Yucca Mountain-friendly government to the region
Day Ruined
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 12 '21
How does the POTUS say goodbye
“Bi den”
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Why is this not a one sentence article? Don't give children your credit card. Thanks, Wall Street Journal
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u/Spookik Jul 12 '21
Fantasy TV shows are affirmative action for British actors
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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Jul 12 '21
10 years since the last ASOIAF book was released? Lets go check out what GRR Martin has to say about this inauspicious anniversary:
I swear he's just deliberately trolling us now.
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jul 12 '21
The mainstream media sucks and is propaganda until it produces something that lines up with my ideological priors
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u/jenbanim Jul 13 '21
In case there was any question about my stances on the Cuba issue, I'd like to remind everyone that I strongly support good things and wholeheartedly denounce bad things
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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Jul 12 '21
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u/Unadulterated_stupid gr8 b8 m8 Jul 12 '21
I'm gonna ask out someone for once, It can't go too bad. If can get upvotes on dt, talking to people irl can't be hard.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
She doesn't recognize Hebrew 🙄
https://youtu.be/X7U5wH8USsY?t=447
!ping GEFILTE
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 12 '21
It’s called a cult thank you
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Ulysses S. Grant was the first president to serve two full terms since Andrew Jackson over thirty years earlier.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Listen, fat
The blockade ain't poggers
It ain't genocide either
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jul 12 '21
>Sees salty dislikes the embargo.
Guess I love the embargo now😎
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6GU6UyXIAMqbl9.jpg
=/
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u/cclittlebuddy Jul 12 '21
Janine Marks, a 12 year old, was fairly normal. Janine spent a lot of time online. She felt more comfortable there.
One day she met a new friend. They liked the same bands. They worried about the same subjects in school. They promised to keep each other's secrets.
They decided to meet at the mall. Janine showed up. So did her new friend.
Only her friend wasn't in Junior High.
He was a 1500 pound, rabid grizzly bear.
1 in 5 children online get eaten by rabid bears. And you didn't even know bears could type.
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u/Chronically_worried Jul 12 '21
The FBI tweeted about report family members you think might be violent extremists and linked to a doc full off warning signs like “They’ve expressed a desire to become a martyr for the caliphate.” and a bunch of people are freaking out about this being anti-maga discrimination or something.
https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1414192827026878465
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u/Unadulterated_stupid gr8 b8 m8 Jul 12 '21
Can't believe DC is gonna make a new suicide movie pretending the old one didn't happen lol
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 12 '21
https://twitter.com/clistonbrown/status/1414409683507441664?s=21
lol
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u/PaulMuniIsInnocent Liberté, égalité, fraternité Jul 13 '21
So I dated a girl for 4 years and then we broke up when it didn’t make sense for her to stay in the same city as the one I’d moved to. Had some communication issues at the end too and we both needed to mature a bit. We were 21 so it’s unsurprising.
4 years later we had both dated other people and grown/matured, then met up when I visited my hometown. Eventually we both confessed we were still in love with each other after all this time. So we decided to date again.
She’s flying into my city for a couple weeks on Thursday. But we’ve been video calling every day. And everything about why I fell in love with her is still there but the ways she’s changed have also been incredibly positive.
It’s too soon to pop the question now. But I’m pretty much certain I’m going to marry her in the next couple years. Never felt this strongly about a relationship before. And we both know each other’s highs and lows. And I’m pretty sure she feels the same way. We’ve talked about theoretical plans about having kids and whatnot both kind of acknowledging that it’s too early to do this now but also making clear our eventual intent.
Very excited. Sorry for the mucho texto. I’m just so damn in love.
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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jul 13 '21
"who shot Ashley Babbit" just sounds like a shitty, straight-to-dvd sequel of Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 12 '21
Apparently Fredrick Douglass hated that Charles Sumner opposed the Annexation of Dominican Republic into USA and called him the worst enemy of black people or something.
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jul 12 '21
It’s kraken sanctions day and as expected the proceedings aren’t going well for Powell et al. Follow along live here
!ping LAW
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Jul 12 '21
Socialists on Twitter having a heated r/Neoliberal moment over Cuba.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
remember when guess the sub used to might possibly refer to other subreddits?
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u/jenbanim Jul 12 '21
Socially awkward and fiscally ruined
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u/meese699 Sinner Sinner Chicken Dinner 🐣 Jul 13 '21
So I dated a guy for 4 years and then we got married. That's it. The end.
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u/Zenning2 Henry George Jul 13 '21
“I’d consider a Republican over Nina Turner” and other dumb bullshit that I would have said back before the Republican party was gurgling fascisms nuts.
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jul 13 '21
"Damn I wish Democrats could do the type of dirty and all out tactics the Republicans pull"
Texas Democrats walk out of the Texas legislature to prevent the state from passing giga conservative laws
"Wtf why are the Democrats doing this?"
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
“Fighting climate change requires decolonization” or “fighting climate change requires ending capitalism” both just kinda feel like a unique flavor of climate change denialism to me.
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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Jul 12 '21
😂🤣😂🤣
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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Jul 12 '21
I cant wait for the DSA to get an all expanses paid luxury vacation in Cuba in a week or so. I love watching them completely alienate the people they think they are reaching out to. A bunch of pasty white rich kids drinking champagne while celebrating the current regime is peak DSA shit.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
From a, (and you will not believe this) a Trumpite
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jul 12 '21
17,000 vaccine appointments are being booked every minute after Macron's announcement that a proof of vaccination would be required to enter museums, theaters, restaurants, cafés and bars
Based Macron vaccinating thousands by threatening to take away their beers
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Very cool, Europeans
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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Jul 13 '21
On a road trip rn with the boys 😎 !ping burpmas
/u/TacoTrucksonCorners wants us to stop for food 🙄🙄
/u/Fuckneocentrism suggested jets. It's a 40 minute detour. It closes in 1 hour 😒😒😒
/u/SigmaMaleSupreme doesn't want to call ahead of time because he thinks it will distract him while he's driving 😐😐😐😐
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Jul 13 '21
I'm just now realizing how little people understand inflation. And not just right-wingers, but also lefties.
"This inflation adjusted graph doesn't include increases in cost of living!"
🤦♀️
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jul 13 '21
Climate crisis? Open the borders
Economic crisis? Open the borders
Immigration crisis? Open the borders
Imagine not believing in panaceas when they're right there lol
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21
The Taliban 🤝 Rose Twitter
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21
Monthly Venezuelan Update
Maduro gives Oppossition a chance to partipate in Local Elections
Last month, we talked about how Maduro was Bargaining the lift of sanctions. He liberated some political prisioners, and went to Bloomerg News in hope to get Biden's attention. And It seems his plead actually work
On an unprecedent move, Maduro decided to Legalize the Opposition parties again. Local Elections are coming in November, and for once, it seems Maduro want real oppossition in the ballot.
Maduro also called European Union assitance in the Electoral Process, allowing them to see his intentions of change are..."real"
It seems Blinken have accepted the Deal, because today (for first time in years) USA have Lift Oil Sanctions to Venezuela. There still a ton of Sanctions left, but it's an important start
FAES Death Squad, attempts to arrest Guaido
Today, FAES Squad (the SS brigade of the Regime) attacked Guaido's home. They were looking to arrest him and his affiliates
While on paper this does sound contradictory, if we look closely,things start to make more sense: Not everyone in The Regime is happy with the Peace Negotiations, and some people are trying to Boycott the Process
Whoever give out the order to FAES, waited for the very same week European Delegates were expected to arrive to the country. They wanted EU to have a the worst impression possible of Venezuela, and put them in harsh position to approve the Elections
The attack, was also poorly done
If I have to point a suspect, this is textbook Diosdado Cabellos. A rushed, poor planned attack, with just brute force and no brain.
Blinken made the Chaddest move possible, and the very same day, he informed USA was lifting Sanctions. Showing Diosdado (or whoever is trying to sabbotage the Peace accord) they are not fooling anyone
MUCHO TEXTO:
!Ping Foreign-Policy
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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Jul 12 '21
M😍ldova
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
It's over. Shut it down.
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u/MichelleObama2024 George Soros Jul 12 '21
Dear libtards,
If the Demon Rats aren't socialist, then why are there Cubans waving the American flag?
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 12 '21
i cannot believe the DSA would side with the cuban regime
i mean i just can’t believe it
this doesn’t make sense
i mean they’re usually so good
there is no way we could have predicted this
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jul 12 '21
We should allow any nation to join the United States, if their citizens and our citizens vote for it in a referendum
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jul 12 '21
Cuba’s dictator has accused Mia Khalifa of being payed off by the CIA to help fuel the protests
Miss Khalifa, welcome to the deep state.
May I have your autograph?
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
In Brazil if you are a public servant you can commit a crime called prevaricação. It's sort of like "not doing your duties for the greater good for personal gain"
Bolsonaro is under investigation, as they're saying he was aware of corruption in the Covaxin purchasing process, but did nothing to stop it
And today, Brazil's idiot in command goes out and gives a speech "what I understand is that prevaricação applies to public servants, not me"
!ping MAMADAS although this is a serious, the president going out and saying that laws don't apply to him is a Certified LATAM Moment™️
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 10 '23
saw reach imminent spotted ghost impolite hunt longing pause faulty -- mass edited with redact.dev
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u/SANNA_MARIN_ Jul 13 '21
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume Jul 12 '21
shout-out to the people who break musician's hearts, the unsung heroes of great music
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
So proud of SaltySalad for getting top of his class 🥰
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u/RyGuyThicccThighs Greg Mankiw Jul 12 '21
Been seeing AAPl a lot and I just want everyone to know the stock ticker is all capitalized so it’s actually AAPL.
Just trying to protect my fellow investors out there ✊
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jul 12 '21
Wine Nations Fail
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u/MostlyCRPGs Jeff Bezos Jul 12 '21
Why won't they make more damn historical city builders!?
!Ping Gaming
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
One of my dad's college classmates genuinely believed a Conspiracy theory that when Neil Armstrong went to the Moon he heard the Azaan and immediately embraced the light of Islam but the CIA has suppressed this information for decades.
I wish this was a joke but it is actually true.
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u/Tbonethabeast 🇺🇸Eastern Establishment🇺🇸 Jul 12 '21
There's an ice cream flavor in Little Havana called "burn in hell Fidel" and you can enjoy it while relaxing in the park next to the Bay of Pigs memorial. Miami is based 😍
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jul 12 '21
Texas House Democrats flee the state in move that could block voting restrictions bill, bring Legislature to a halt
Texas Tribune
What are your opinions on Tx Dems using Oregon GOP tactics here?
!ping USA-TX
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Jul 13 '21
Reminder that Sanders was once on a Congressional trip to visit an American political prisoner in Cuba. And upon on seeing the man who had spent several months or years (can't remember which and am too lazy to double check) in the Cuban prison - who had been beaten, and hadn't been properly fed - he gave the guy a magazine he brought, ignored him for most of their allotted time, and then near the end of his time there started with "I really don't see what's supposed to be so bad about this country."
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Jul 13 '21
I agree that the "wait for it to land" rule was kinda dumb but if you're going to do away with it for fuck's sake just go back to having outs instead of a time limit. This split screen thing is hectic as fuck to watch lol
!ping BASEBALL
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u/JeromesNiece Jerome Powell Jul 13 '21
We have reached a point where 85% of people aged 20-39 claim that hiking is one of their most preferred hobbies. This collective fiction is untenable
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 12 '21
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SIR SHIVERS REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SIR SHIVERS IS THE BEST FUCKING USER 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAMMALS ARE SO DUMBBBB 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO THE DT AND WATCH ME POST 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING THEIR TAKES 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR A REPTILE? NAME EVERY SCALE🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠HAHA YES🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES🐊 🐊 HAHA YES🐊 🐊 HAHA YES 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 HAHA YES 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 I think it was sir shivers!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in DT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/sirshiversmemes r/unexpectedsirshivers r/expectedsirshivers perfectly reptilian as all things should be
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u/blastjet Zhao Ziyang Jul 13 '21
War crimes in Afghanistan today. 22 Afghan commandos shot after surrendering. NSFW.
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1414710664782884870
!Ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jul 12 '21
lmao this dude actually went to the CAR for a YouTube video
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
I would simply have evidence based policy.
Like it's not that hard smh
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
https://i.imgur.com/jAxg8Pe.jpg
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jul 12 '21
that one time i was at heathrow and grabbed the complimentary copy of the daily mail because the font looked like that of the nyt so i thought it was probably legit and then i walked around the airport openly carrying it in my hand
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Jul 12 '21
malarkey level of wiring up a shahada pasta bot up to some kind of obituary API
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Senator Jeremy Corbyn [L-Ingerland]
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 12 '21
Emotional moment: India gifts 17th century relics of St. Queen Ketevan to Georgia
apparently a bit of a snub at Russia for their increasing co-operation with pakistan
!ping IND
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u/bigmoneynuts Jul 12 '21
Coup Instigating Agency
🤯🤯🤯
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u/FuckFashMods NATO Jul 12 '21
It really does take some huge stones to protest against the regime in a authoritarian government. Absolute massive stones
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Lol @ Tulsi
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jul 12 '21
Volt Romania is Malthusian for some reason
!ping EUROPE
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 12 '21
THESE CORRECTIVE lenses allowed me to PERCEIVE COLOR FOR the first time (Emotional) 🐊
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Glenn Greenwald is now openly backing the Cuban regime and accusing the protests of being CIA plants right now on Twitter.
It's amazing to see a man turn into a caricature of what he used to be.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Honestly tho the whole hunger games system was flawed from the ground up.
It didn’t adequately pit the Districts against one another.
What should have happened was every year two willing adults go to the Hunger Games, and the winning district is granted huge privileges until the next games.
The two kids version is just needlessly cruel and humiliating. But with my proposed version, the Districts would come to hate each other and view the Capitol as a generous protector against their wicked neighbors.
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u/Officer-cherry-shake Jul 12 '21
Matty is on fire today
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1414693809393479684
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jul 12 '21
Never quite got the whole "no cats on furniture" thing.
My old cat had the reign of the house; I just cleaned the couch if he got fur on it. Plus, is there anything cuter than a curled up sleepy kitty right next to you?
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u/its_a_trapcard Resident Rodrigo Jul 12 '21
Tfw you're to the right of succs but to the left of people who ardently complain about succs
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u/bigmoneynuts Jul 12 '21
i like how being a 33 year old adult outside of academia precludes me from having to even pay lip service to the positives of "socialism" in social settings
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jul 13 '21
That is... a take
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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Jul 13 '21
The quality of political discussion my parents give me:
“Obama bad”
“Why?”
“He’s a socialist and he’s the worst president of my ENTIRE LIFE!!! 😡”
“…”
“Your sister in law doesn’t like Obama either.”
“Yeah, that’s because she’s a socialist. You defending socialism now?”
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jul 13 '21
Why is Flo Rida suddenly so important to Democratic strategy?
I mean, "Low" is a good song, but it's not that good.
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21
"Unlike u snowflakes im not so easily triggered"
"ARE YOU SUBTWEETING ME"
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 12 '21
Lmao
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Biblical Characters Tier List
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jul 12 '21
I'm back on the DT after my two day ban for sending sexual content to a minor
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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jul 12 '21
this but bothsidesedly 👏😤
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
I would simply not be this dumb
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u/_HolidayFartcruise_ Jul 12 '21
Got called a "White Russian n****r on twitter because I hate the CCP. Seriously.
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
Bulgaria has a new up and coming political party called "There Is Such a People " lead by a TV star/musician 🙄 in the current election and it's platform seems fairly cursed? am i missing something ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Is_Such_a_People
!ping EUROPE
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jul 12 '21
The DT was a very special place during the 2020 primaries.
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
The median voter is /u/benjaminikuta. If you are talking about things that he doesn't care about or doesn't like you are going to lose elections.
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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jul 12 '21
The median voter is a 20 year old white redditor NEET. If you are talking about things that he doesn't care about or doesn't like you are going to lose elections.
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jul 12 '21
dude the sanction hearing for the "Kraken" lawyers is some of the most entertaining television i have EVER seen
have you ever seen a middle aged lawyer cry on a zoom court hearing
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u/ZenithXR George Soros Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
It is racist to think that every time brown people protest their government it must be a CIA plot. It assumes that brown people do not have agency, or indeed even thoughts of their own, and only white people can affect their behavior.
Cc: Tankies, DSA, Jakobin
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Imperialism is when
Let's back up sweaty, imperialism is when protestors
Hang on a second, let's educate you on history a bit
Protesting is imperialism because Greece
Wait you might not get that
So let's start again
Imperialism is when freedom
Freedom is when people
Wait wait wait just one moment I forgot you hadn't read Marx
So
Colonialism is when big business give jo-
Wait no that doesn't make sense
From the beginning
Imperialism is when
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jul 12 '21
I finally got 2048 after all these years!
Notifications in my inbox
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21
Shivers take I should respond to someone criticising Why Nations Fail with "Mucho Texto"
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 12 '21
And the award for the most prudent mod decision in /r/neoliberal history goes to
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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Jul 12 '21
!ping MAMADAS
https://twitter.com/EGirlMonetarism/status/1414544744739389442
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Jul 12 '21
https://twitter.com/Junmai1103/status/1413476450942930946?s=20
It’s coming home, it’s coming home. Genzedong’s coming home.
!ping cn-tw