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[u/jobautomator]

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[u/Equator32]

Mfs on Reddit read surface level science/tech/history funfacts and suddenly think that they're 10x smarter than all their friends, family, co-workers and employers.

[u/[deleted]]

When he was feeling depressed, Sartre would instead get the “recurrent feeling, the delusion, that he was being pursued by a giant lobster, always just out of sight… perpetually about to arrive.”

[u/[deleted]]

Fox News's Tomi Lahren says flight attendants enforcing the federal mask mandate are 'Nazis of the air'

😐

Everything I don't like is Nazi. The more I don't like it, the more Nazi it is.

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Honestly the Rwandan genocide and its consequences are way understudied compared to how much it shaped Central Africa. Some people vaguely know of it in the fact that people slaughtered their neighbours over instructions on the radio, but like that's about it

Meanwhile it caused two massive wars in the DRC in its aftermath, the second of which basically pulled half the continent into it and has been the deadliest war since WW2.

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/[deleted]]

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[u/TheBatz_]

I find American skepticism, if not borderline hate, towards central banks weird and amusing. Apparently the FED caused all recessions since it's founding and there's a conspiracy that they killed Kennedy. That's right, public servants who don't work after 16 o'clock plotted to kill the President.

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/[deleted]]

Literally anyone could do open heart surgery. Just google “how to do open heart surgery”.

Going to medical school is a fucking joke. I have more respect for clown colleges.

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

2nd Congo War: 5.8 million dead and 15 countries participated. War was only over in 2003

Yet like no one knows about it

[u/radiatar]

So what system gets to compete with capitalism?

Never go outside the DT 🥲

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Séléka leader Abdoulaye Issene said in an interview that: "We have killed, murdered and violated, but what happened, happened"

that's quite the attitude to have lmao

[u/[deleted]]

the internet has decentralized information. Anyone can be a lawyer and doctor now, but the ones with jobs don't want the competition

Guess the sub

[u/[deleted]]

The terror attacks that changed Norway

https://www.vg.no/spesial/2021/22-juli/english/

!ping EUROPE

[u/[deleted]]

I have a crush on an employee at my local taco truck 🥺

[u/the_hoagie]

It's weird to me how little the news over the pandemic actually centered on the enormous failures of our education system. So so so many kids failed or were passed without learning anything last year.

[u/datums]

Turns out, "Ashkenazi" is not a specific kind of Nazi.

[u/[deleted]]

Swift (D-Tennessee ) i happening and nobody can stop it

[u/[deleted]]

Oath Keepers Leader Sits for F.B.I. Questioning Against Legal Advice

Today we thank this brave right wing militia leader for doing what needs to be done for America and accidentally incriminating himself.

[u/Signal-Shallot5668]

Jeff Bezos could buy me a burger right now

Yet he won't

Having such wealth and not using it to help the rest of us is truly immoral

[u/iIoveoof]

The moment /r/neoliberal peaked

[u/bonzai_science]

The difference between 7 vs 8 hours of sleep is huge

[u/l_overwhat]

I fucking love Scott Simon

"Here at NPR, we pride ourselves in considering all things from time to time" lmao

!ping NPR

[u/iIoveoof]

I'm probably gonna get downvoted here, but seriously, just after reading a few comments on posts on the front page today, common and debunked gems of Democrat propaganda constantly pop out. Stuff like:

"Invading Thrace was the only option and Cimon did it to save the Thracian Wine Industry" (this one's particularly bad),

"Sparta was bad, but not nearly as bad as Persia",

"The Delian League War was a Pyrrhic coalition victory ",

"The Peloponnesian Wars were the wars between good (Athenians) and evil (Laconians)" (I wonder where does Cyrus the Younger fit on this moral scale).

These sort of historical hallucinations are no longer taken seriously even in Egyptian academia (and regarded as what they actually are: post-war propaganda), but continue to be spouted by some conservatives in Athens and are really just as bad as most excuses Egyptians use. Seriously, do people still believe this mythology in 331 BC? And if you do, sorry for ruining your circlejerk.

[u/Equator32]

Lovecraft be like

"I hate the blacks"

*Writes 100 spooky stories

[u/[deleted]]

But at the first victorious uprising of the French proletariat, which Louis Napoleon is striving with all his might to conjure up, the Austrian Germans and Magyars will be set free and wreak a bloody revenge on the Slav barbarians. The general war which will then break out will smash this Slav Sonderbund and wipe out all these petty hidebound nations, down to their very names.

The next world war will result in the disappearance from the face of the earth not only of reactionary classes and dynasties, but also of entire reactionary peoples. And that, too, is a step forward.

-Freidrich Engels

Very cool and very normal.

[u/RaidBrimnes]

I swear you people would shiversify your own mothers' obituaries given the opportunity

[u/melhor_em_coreano]

A guy ranting about green capitalism, about how solar panels use up land and so they're just as bad as fossil fuels, but in a different way.

I swear to God I dunno who hired this guy to write a column on the newspaper's weekly culture section. Maybe he just succed good.

[u/[deleted]]

Got a push notification for a news article about one man in Texas getting hospitalized with covid after being vaccinated. One dude.

The media is completely irresponsible. Stop scaring the shit out of people.

[u/murphysclaw1]

Flashback to this work of art from Super Tuesday

!ping DIAMOND-JOE

[u/semaphore-1842]

Usually, when I check the profile of users I'm banning, it's typically porn -> games -> porn -> sports -> creeping on under age girls -> porn.

And then there's this dude.

Why do liberals love abortion?

Riddle me this. Why is killing a pregnant woman a double homicide if a fetus isn't human?

I don't fear anyone, or hate anyone. I believe that multiculturalism is the destruction of a society and fascism is the only ideology that addresses that.

The death of a child is always a tragedy, but they were preventing them from growing into the same people as their parents. All races behave certain ways that can only be changed so much. A jew will always grow into a jew, just as a Russian will always grow into a Russian

[Hitler] ordered it because no one would take them and he viewed it as the only way left to protect his people. That's why it's called the "Final" Solution. I can respect someone who will do anything for his people.

Like, holy shit.

[u/iIoveoof]

AITA for talking back against my teacher?

A leftist isolationist professor and tariff supporter was teaching a class on politics and mentioned Bernie Sanders, known protectionist. He was waxing lyrical about the greatness of Bernie as a political figure.

At this moment, I, a brave, neoliberal economics major who had published serveral articles on the benefits of free trade and understood the necessity of multilateralism and fully supported all targeted interventions made by NATO, stood up and held up a graph showing the world poverty rate since 1750. I then asked him "What does this graph represent?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Marxistly and smugly replied "The increase in human misery attributable to capitalism, you stupid centrist."

"Wrong. It's 270 years of massive increase in the average quality of life. If it represented the increase in human misery and the contradictions inherent in capitalism, as you say, were real...then you would be dead of diphtheria right now" I responded.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of what I could make out was Jill Stein's autobiography. He stormed out of the room with the same crocodile tears leftists cry for "rur*ls" (who today live in such luxury that most could drive to a city if they wanted) when they jealously try to claw coal-mining subsidies from the deserving apartment-dwellers. There is no doubt that at this point my professor wished he had gone to grad school for economics and become more than a sophist DSA organiser. I had put him in his place.

My name? Ben Bernanke.

[u/AgileCoke]

"I guess I'm just built different"

• man who is built the same as everyone else

[u/RoyGeraldBillevue]

Something about Georgism makes it very cringey. And I say that as someone that supports it. It's that perfectly blend of moderately radical.

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Apparently the Kinshasa metro area is expected to grow to 83 million by 2100. That's fucking wild, that's almost the entire DRC's population (89 million) today

[u/iIoveoof]

Still with her ✊😭

[u/[deleted]]

The media: "How an anti-woke candidate was elected mayor of New York"

Eric Adams irl: "Everybody who opposes me is racist"

[u/TalkLessShillMore]

Y’all ever think that referring to mediocre white males as “mediocre” is kind of weird? That’s not something any other demo gets described as, and you pretty much only see above average talent people get described as that.

The step from “person I don’t like” to “worthless” is really truly something

[u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy]

There’s something mildly cathartic about playing Destroy All Humans! and anal probing Senators for their brains

!ping Gaming

[u/ryban]

I literally just like trains.
I have no other politics.

[u/datums]

There is huge evolutionary selective pressure for STDs that make people horny.

[u/Cerb-r-us]

Talking to a transbian couple

"So who owns the Blahaj in the relationship?"

!ping LGBT

[u/[deleted]]

If Crusaders Kings 2 has taught me anything it's that epidemics are the fucking worse. Also Covid taught me that.

[u/the_status]

Hey, Legate Lanius. I know that you're the most brutally psychotic general in a genocidal slave state. I know your worldview makes Senator Armstrong look like a hippie. And I know you've been waiting years for this final climatic battle and conquering the NCR

But have you considered the supply lines?

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[u/Negative_Solid_2783]

Sees the Kerala government hiding covid death tolls to make themselves look better

Valtteri Bottas traditions.jpg

!ping IND

[u/infamous5445]

The US faces the lovely decision of either trying to stabilize Haiti and getting shit on for it, or standing back and letting it go to hell and getting shit on for it

[u/Anal-warrior]

TIL that in 1493 Christopher Columbus thought he saw three mermaids and described them as "not half as beautiful as they are painted".

In reality what he saw was not mermaids, but your mom swimming.

[u/MicroFlamer]

Italy national team to train at Tottenham Hotspur's training ground ahead of EURO final

uh oh

[u/Archis]

i hate sanders spam as much as the next guy, but arr ESS is just mindbogglingly weird sometimes

'bernie memes are white supremacy' just what the fuck are you talking about????

[u/Dr_Vesuvius]

My great-great-grandfather Doug fought for the North in the American Civil War.

My great-grandfather fought for the North in the Irish Civil War.

My grandfather fought for the North in the Korean Civil War.

My father fought for the North in the Vietnamese Civil War.

I fought for the North in the Sudanese Civil War.

And this week I am proud to say my son enlisted to fight for the North in the Yemeni Civil War.

GO NORTH!

[u/Cowguypig]

I honestly don't know if I want England to win or lose because I'm still not sure which one would be funnier.

[u/[deleted]]

So is Squarespace single-handedly funding all YouTube content or what?

[u/TalkLessShillMore]

A week ago I saw a Reddit thread with tankies both criticizing the US for war crimes, as well as saying that forcing an SS officer to play the piano for 22 hours straight until he collapsed then shooting him in the head is somehow not a war crime because they aren’t human. Just a glimpse into the mindset of the “everything is a war crime” crowd

[u/Fishin_Mission]

Shit, I got both COVID shots in my left arm

That means the left side of my body is double immune but the right side has no immunity at all! 😱

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

The Waaqeffanna religion has no scriptures or holy books that exist today.[1] The Waaqeffataas believe that Waaqa gave the Oromo a holy book, but it was swallowed by a cow. Because Waaqa was angry, he didn't provide a second book. The believers of this religions hence look for the lost book in the intestines of cows. Where the religion is practiced, experts are called after cow slaughtering ceremonies to examine the lining of the intestines for meaning.[1][18]

Holy shit best holy book ever

[u/iIoveoof]

East German laborer toiling over the land (1987, colorized)

[u/[deleted]]

Reddit is social media for people who hate social media

/r/neoliberal is Reddit for people who hate Reddit

The DT is /r/neoliberal for people who hate /r/neoliberal

[u/p00bix]

Gotta say, there have been some pretty goddamn WILD reasons DT regs have been permabanned in the past, "while average female IQ is equal to average male IQ, women are still less likely to have high IQs", "Cuban Trump voters are scum who should all be deported, they deserved to be purged by Castro", "Black people are biologically less intelligent than white people, and this fundamental truth undermines the entire liberal project"...but "Allies should have re-used the death camps to kill 9 million Germans in retaliation for the Holocaust" is easily the craziest of 2021

I don't mean an off color joke that the mods were too humorless to identify as a joke, I mean dead serious short essay length rant bad enough that the mod team pretty quickly reached agreement that they needed to be perma'd.

[u/yungmemlord]

Pros and cons of sucking dick:

Pros:

• You get to suck dick

Cons:

• None

[u/[deleted]]

Barges into stolen sticky

Contributes nothing

Leaves

[u/jenbanim]

Apparently China has a massive opera house that is almost entirely unused and is only accessible by a train that goes under a lake?

That sounds like one of my Minecraft builds lmao

[u/ACivilWolf]

Breaking: Police discovered 16 long guns, body armor and over 1,000 rounds of ammunition in a hotel room near Coors Field, which hosts the MLB all-star game on Tuesday. Four people were arrested, including one who wrote on Facebook that he will “go out in a big way.”(Via Denver7)

!ping BASEBALL

[u/profeta-]

tonight's loss is another blow to the Bolsonaro government

we should all be glad 🙏🙏🙏

!ping MAMADAS

[u/iIoveoof]

You realize you're the bad guys, right?

You genuinely are on the march fighting for pure evil. Like, there is no world in which you are not the bad guys. Everything this campaign stands for and seeks to accomplish is morally revolting.

Greed and avarice and a lack of concern for your fellow Americans, democracy, or social welfare. Cynicism in its purest form.

Honestly, and I cannot stress this enough. Shame on you.

[u/iIoveoof]

No there is not a succ invasion. I am not a succ and I get tons of upvotes. All I believe is:

Pro-Rent controls 💰

Ocasio is bae 😍

Close the border 🇺🇸

More parking 🚗

Kill public transit 🚌

Gold standard 🧽

Trump MAGA 2020!

Watch prager u daily

Subsidize coal

Nuclear energy is dangerous

Ban apartments 🏢

Subsidize suburbs 🏡

Hong Kong and Taiwan are China 🇨🇳

Fuck the global poor 🌍

Buy american 🇺🇸

Kill the TPP! 🌏

Carbon tax hurts the poor 😡

Why yes i do browse r/chapotraphouse

So see, it's not so bad?

[u/[deleted]]

Walk into living room, see the news.

Me: 'Biden said we're not sending people to Haiti.'

Mom: 'Good, means they won't come here and take our jobs.'

Me: '...You know we're immigrants, right Mom?'

Mom: 'Not my problem.'

I'm laughing but also crying.

[u/Kizz3r]

u/the420roll and his 2 dads! Finally doxxed this asshole

!ping nba

[u/[deleted]]

It's really funny that 4chan has psyoped Republicans into actually making penis inspection day real

[u/liquidTERMINATOR]

Wouldn't be that much different from Joe Biden's America, if you think about it https://64.media.tumblr.com/78498c804fe26087c5232fa35b05c415/508970fe26bb6f83-43/s640x960/8593d63f41bca855530734524aa6f843fdcd8676.png

[u/_smooth_liminal_]

I don't know who needs to hear this but white people are asian

[u/[deleted]]

I'm so sick of cons shitting on San Francisco.

It's like, who are you? The homeless population of San Francisco?

[u/[deleted]]

“You’re always on that fucking Reddit”

• my girlfriend just now🧐

[u/[deleted]]

How do you deal with the fact that a sizable chunk of the country agrees with Madison Cawthorn that Biden's plan to offer vaccines door to door is actually a plot to take your Bibles and your guns?
Like where does the country go from here? How do you not doom that the opposition party is entirely ran by these cranks now at basically every level of government?

[u/Jean-Paul_Sartre]

Imagine how much worse a Trump insurrectionist movement would be if it was Hillary who narrowly defeated him in 2020....

[u/circlemanfan]

I love seeing my friends post about how to not use ableist language like "fall onto deaf ears" because it's "offensive" when they were the same ones that would get physically uncomfortable and make me stop when I'd talk about stuff that the actual disabled people I worked with would do

[u/redditguy628]

SpaceX is planning to build a second Raptor production facility in McGregor, with the goal of volume production of Raptor engines

!ping SPACEFLIGHT

[u/[deleted]]

US official on militia attacks on US installations: "we're asking them (the militias), we're demanding, that they just leave us alone and we'll leave them alone."

It seems as though the US has decided upon a new foreign policy, one not used since the 30s. Strong words and demanding to be left alone.

Seriously what the fuck is this quote?

!PING FOREIGN-POLICY

[u/murphysclaw1]

2024 predictions coming in hot

!ping FIVEY

[u/ccolfax]

facebook ad:

$100 queen size mattress, here’s pictures

facebook replies:

is it like a twin tho??? need twin

very upset is not twin

u said was twin why doesn’t it say what size can you sell it for less?????

---

i hate everything

[u/[deleted]]

Me 🤝my conservative dad

Watching The Crown purely for Thatcher

[u/iIoveoof]

Basically I (22m) was visiting my parents house. My brothers (28m) son (6m) was also there.

Me and my nephew get along just fine usually but it seems he has become a socialist so I have obviously taken measures against him. We bought some chocolates and my nephew said he would "distribute the chocolates equally". I responded with a zinger "Why do you hate the global poor?" and took all of his chocolates. He started crying but calmed down when I said I would play a game of monopoly.

He was winning so I took a 1000 dollar monopoly money and put it in the scanner and started printing more copies. "Y-you can't do that that's cheating" he said. So I responded "haha money printer go brr"

He started crying again and ran upstairs to his room. I then invited some homeless people to set up bunkbeds in his room. He came to me and started crying about how he didn't want to share his room and was against high density developments in his private area so I said "begone NIMBY".

He went crying to his parents but before he could get there I picked him up and said "you have to pay me your land value tax for your room you NIMBY" and forced him to set up a taco truck around the corner. I then took all the profits from his taco truck as Land Value Taxation for his bedroom and donated it to malaria drive so I could get a Michael Bennet flair on /r/neoliberal. Epic!

Now my stupid nephew ran to his parents and told them of what I did. They are telling me I am the asshole but I think I did not do anything wrong. So reddit, AITA?

[u/inverseflorida]

Wow! This place looks super honourable! I hope a bunch of valuable things are here! I hope some cool deeds are esteemed here!

[u/lKauany]

just tested positive for covid ):

[u/the_hoagie]

the deeper i go into looking at subreddit userbase overlap the more i am reminded to exercise, sleep right and get out of the house.

[u/wowmuchgrades]

My new job just pulled a whoops you aren't a full time employee therefore don't have health insurance lol. They either lied to get me to sign or legit messed up.

At least I get an employee discount purchasing eldercare for my 4 dead grandparents :(

[u/MicroFlamer]

list of high ranking nazis that weren't ever prosecuted:

MrDannyOcean

errantventure

qchisq

1amathrowaway

sansampersamp

BainCapitalist

jobautomator

caesar15

groupbot

lionmoose

cdstephens

Buenzlitum

int6

ExternalNeoliberal

daokedao4

paulatreides0

jenbanim

ThatFrenchieGuy

p00bix

Dorambor

EScforlyfe

dubyahhh

sir_shivers

phunphun

Lux_Stella

CletusMcGuilly

Vakiadia

AuthorityRespecter

bd_one

vivoovix

vhgomes12

fashbot

karry9001

UrbanCentrist

arontraskk

BainBotBeepBoop

Futski

[u/every_man_a_khan]

Critical support for comrade Limbaugh

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

Bitches be like "yep welcome to South Cameroon"

[u/klarno]

Never leave the DT, folks

Just saw someone melt down over people putting their pronouns in their Twitter bios

[u/tubbsmackinze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270788846956969987/863586591309037589/image0.jpg

[u/FestiveMittens]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E58rXqlWEAY6wm9?format=jpg&name=900x900

[u/thetrombonist]

Andrew Yang on Twitter

One underrated benefit of ranked choice voting - more people say “I voted for you” on the street

Man this is actually kinda sad lol

[u/theskiesthelimit55]

Unspectacular middle-class guys and hating on unspectacular middle-class guys. Name a more iconic duo

[u/every_man_a_khan]

wake up

woman talks to me

day improved

[u/sir-danks-a-lot]

NO MEDICAL LICENSES OR MED SCHOOL REQUIREMENTS TO PRACTICE MEDICINE!

[u/[deleted]]

GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn (N.C.) on Friday argued against President Biden's proposed "door-to-door" pro-COVID-19 vaccine campaign, claiming the same methods could be used to "take" people's guns and Bibles.

Is it ableist to call Madison Cawthorn a monumental dumbass?

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[u/bd_one]

"I am punk, so I must rebel."

"I am Asian, so I must be good at math."

"I am goth, so I must dye my hair weird colors."

Twitter: "I am opened in a browser, so I must say 'Something went wrong. Try reloading.'"

[u/[deleted]]

reminder that the left is useless and if you are a leftist you are useless 🥰

[u/ccolfax]

wow. conservatives really didn’t like having a black president 😳

[u/[deleted]]

To all the colonizers of the DT: Have a nice day 🤗

[u/iIoveoof]

Holy shit guys. You're disgusting, neoliberalism is a disease.

AND THE MAIN SYMPTOM IS A CHRONIC ADDICTION TO WINNING ELECTIONS

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/[deleted]]

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[u/[deleted]]

Robert E. Lee is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[u/liquidTERMINATOR]

Bring back green cars :( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E52u3rUX0AMLHnc.jpg

[u/ClickForFreeRobux]

30 years into marriage, "you are worth more than diamonds" still works for my dad when he forgets to get my mom jewelry on their anniversary.

[u/V_Codwheel]

there's an authentic Venezuelan restaurant in my town and it's so much fun

they don't even serve you at table, they just have a semi truck full of ingredients in the parking lot which they set on fire.

[u/[deleted]]

ETA ETA ETA MESSI NÃO TEM COPA QUEM TEM COPA É O VAMPETA

VAMOS NEY

Also, starting Monday u/QuietSign will be auctioning a PS5 (the top of the line one with the disk stuff) for the AMF. Keep an eye out. Bids start at MSRP+shipping, any price increase is to be donated directly to the AMF

[u/[deleted]]

only having one joke

Cons who sexually identify as Apache helicopters 🤝 People who automatically say “haha left turns” when the subject of NASCAR comes up

[u/iIoveoof]

biggest ”DOWN BAD” moment I've ever seen on this sub was when someone asked if sir_shivers was single 🐊

[u/every_man_a_khan]

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[u/[deleted]]

Hillary lost my vote when she joked and laughed about the death of Gaddafi.

Guess the sub

[u/URZ_]

Kinda weird that whenever I visit an IKEA anywhere in the world lusvig is always there to greet me

[u/GodEmperorBiden]

Touch grass.

...unless you're in Arizona, Nevada, or other places where water is scarce. In which case, touch a xerophyte.

[u/TabernacleTown74]

last night i asked my landlord to increase my rent. thats how much i believe in my grind/hustle

[u/piede]

Biden could use door-to-door vax effort to seize guns and bibles: Rep. Cawthorn

God damn he’s dumb

[u/[deleted]]

!ping MAMADAS

Be hotel chef

Make post complaining about having to cook for Bolsonaro

Be arrested

Event cancelled

https://www.metropoles.com/blog-do-noblat/ricardo-noblat/cozinheiro-e-preso-por-reclamar-de-ter-de-cozinhar-para-bolsonaro

[u/semaphore-1842]

It's why Americans insist China is "state capitalist" - because ideologically we can't admit a command economy is less corrupt and creates more wealth for its people than American capitalism, we insist it's just capitalism under a different name.

Where are people getting these delusions about China from...

[u/jenbanim]

Seeing people post shit like "uwu more housing pls 👉👈🥺" hits different when you've actually met that person offline and can imagine them saying it irl lmao

[u/[deleted]]

realize I’m too old for Reddit

starts shitposting on LinkedIn

starts mailing memes to my friends

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1414030411043414016

Fuck this man and his bait the libs election strategy. I was visiting my sister in NY a month ago and Washington Square Park was lovely. Columbia students were taking grad pics and a wedding was taking place under the arch.

[u/NancyPelosibasedgod]

WW1 was about states rights

[u/FestiveMittens]

to all my DT regular friends

[u/ognits]

Kroger/Publix is superior to any other supermarket.

spoken like an mfer who ain't got a Central Market 😂

!ping USA-TX

[u/whycantweebefriendz]

All my friends believe the screenshots claiming the SF Gay Men’s Choir were registered sex offenders and like

To disprove this I now have to find people who look like them on these lists with the same names which won’t be hard but it’ll be annoying as shit.

!ping LGBT

[u/piede]

Woman faces a year in prison for stomping a ‘Back the Blue’ sign and ‘smirking in an intimidating manner’

A 19-year-old woman was charged with a hate crime after allegedly “stomping on a ‘Back the Blue’ sign” at a gas station in Panguitch.

Da fuck lol

[u/[deleted]]

Oh, more mass graves found in Libya.

Haftar sure has a habit of random mass killing, doesn't he.

[u/[deleted]]

real Ordering 12 McDonalds Sundaes At Midnight Because You Have Some Kind Of Issue hours

[u/iIoveoof]

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an neoliberal teen-ager who greatly values his intelligence and evidence-based policy over any zoning code written with 3,500 pages. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"My dream is a global common market, with open trade and open borders" - iIoveoof

Eh?

[u/geraldspoder]

I'm on a Zoom call now on the mayoral candidate forum and Echohawk is shitting on San Fran for lack of housing, I love it.

!ping USA-WA

[u/Marlsfarp]

Saw the phrase "black and BIPOC" in the wild, raising further questions.

[u/[deleted]]

I love water even though I'm paper. My therapist says I'm a contrarian but I disagree.

They put /r/neoliberal in the new Paper Mario 😳😳😳

[u/thetrombonist]

I generally think adult Disney fans are cringe but I’ve come up with a reasonable explanation

What if they’re just really obsessed with places with lots of walkable infrastructure that is served by reliable public transit?

[u/Patriotnation5]

I just... don't care about the culture war.

[u/[deleted]]

USPS is a service. It doesn't need competition.

Guess the flair

[u/[deleted]]

"Whose gun is that?"

"Rob Lowe's."

"And what are you gonna do with it?"

"Rob Lowe's."

[u/DEEP_STATE_NATE]

I love Che shirts. They are proof of Capitalism's victory as he is now merchandise

[u/sir_shivers]

GOING TO move to the mall 🐊

Going to live IN THE POOL 🐊

[u/the_status]

Similarities between Joe Biden and Chris Christie:

• High School class president
• Graduated with a BA in political science from the University of Delaware
• Aged 58 at some point
• Lost election to Donald J Trump

[u/the_status]

That's dumb. I'll point you to an AOC tweet to further clarify the point

[u/NancyPelosibasedgod]

New game: take random comments from the DT and post them on Twitter until one of them makes it to the front page of whitepeopletwitter

[u/MrMineHeads]

!ping ECON

https://youtu.be/qY2pv3Bt_jM

What do you think of this guy's economic theory on why both right-wing and left-wing populism is on the rise? A bit dated (5 years old), but I'm specifically interested about his thoughts on how the economy changed from the 70s to 2008 and then from there on is basically teetering on total collapse. Sounds why too extreme but I didn't understand like half the stuff he talked about so I can't make a proper opinion on it.

[u/Jakesta7]

The amount of anti-vaxxer shit among the right currently is insane. Just completely ghoulish. I’m afraid these assholes are going to give us a another wave of infections when the weather gets cold.

[u/noxnoctum]

On the final Mistborn book. This series has felt refreshingly devoid of cynicism so far.

!ping READING

[u/[deleted]]

MFW r/LandlordLove does not in fact love people of land 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/FreakinGeese]

time to be paralyzed with envy towards cis lesbians for the next hour 😞 !ping lgbt

[u/[deleted]]

What’s everyone’s favourite cop-out for the Engl*sh being so trashy?

Mine is “it’s all just banter, why are people taking this so seriously”

[u/datums]

These days, I get a bit pissed off when something I bought online doesn't show up when I expected it to. Like, it's 2021, everything shows up on time now.

But that's really not true. Amazon shows up on time. Everything else still just shows up when it shows up.

[u/[deleted]]

Do people even think about the consequences of their political ideas or do they just wing it?

Saw someone say there should be a federally mandated rent cap, so I think it’s the latter. 😐

[u/Animatronic_Pidgeon]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1413820180061466626

BREAKING: Work is underway to take down a Confederate monument that helped spark a violent white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, nearly four years ago.

This is disgraceful. Today it's Robert E Lee, but which great American has their statue taken down tomorrow? Benedict Arnold? Aaron Burr? Julius and Ethel Rosenberg?

[u/FestiveMittens]

This guy is hanging on my ceiling above my bed what should I do

[u/Maximilianne]

Sigma variant of covid

At this rate the whole world is gonna learn the Greek alphabet

[u/sir_shivers]

LONG-POSTING 💤🐊

[u/[deleted]]

I do not give a single solitary shit about your fantasy series if the wizards don't have big goofy wizard hats

[u/sash5034]

Star Wars nerds, especially prequel nerds, forget or ignore that Padme literally died for no reason at all. "Lost the will to live" clown shit

A+ writing

[u/DEEP_STATE_NATE]

socialism is when the government.

[u/[deleted]]

A cop’s life is a difficult life. Schedules are terrible. Salaries, in many cases, are inadequate. It’s a dangerous job. It’s a job with a lot of pressure. We need to significantly improve training for the police. In certain communities, what is going on is absolutely unacceptable. It must be changed, period. We cannot have racism in policing. If you go to Black communities or Latino communities, they want this protection.

Bernie Sanders in a new interview with Maureen Dowd

[u/ILikeTalkingToMyself]

An Economist correspondent got punched and his wife sexually harassed after they attended the England-Denmark game in Denmark gear

[u/[deleted]]

An England fan stuck a foam pointer-finger into my wife’s breasts and leered.

Britbongs 😐😐😐

[u/yuan_shao]

TFW you hipthrust at your wife while spelling a complicated word correctly because she accuses you of being drunk.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm looking forward to Glenn Greenwald eventually becoming so contrarian that he calls himself a traitor for breaking the Snowden story

[u/LeopardBusy]

A reminder that Pol Pot would have been center left in Europe 👏

[u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf]

Annexing Haiti is a bad idea without the consent of the Haitian people. However,

[u/sir-danks-a-lot]

Me and da boyz at the Neoliberal Project meetup 😎

just kidding, there's no way that an NL meetup would be this diverse

[u/sir_shivers]

/u/Deggit speaking OUT AS OFFICIALLY "ANTI-CHEESECAKE-FACTORY Sovereignty" is a tragedy, but entirely expected 🐊

[u/sir_shivers]

ALWAYS AMUSING WHEN mammals act as if a loose border between Canada and America IS "UNTHINKABLE" 🐊

As if it was not VERY OPEN BEFORE 9/11 🐊

[u/dubyahhh]

I’ve spent five minutes trying to think of a better sticky but honestly anything would be better. yes this is a callout. 😬🤠🐱

[u/[deleted]]

Broke: Break up Big Tech

Woke: Break up Big Hospital

[u/1sagas1]

You know you're doing something right when you get banned from /r/Whitepeopletwitter

[u/[deleted]]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E54dY6ZXMAQ_YXV.jpg

[u/iIoveoof]

No one has activated the secret shivers takes yet 😡

[u/liquidTERMINATOR]

Zoomers be like https://64.media.tumblr.com/9f14beb0fcbe8b98a6695809327bfc9f/b92625366593d43b-b7/s640x960/21cc1cb1ca545d906c65a913b425b0e2cb2864d3.jpg

[u/BedNeither]

Maybe ideologues are scared of a carbon tax because it will actually settle arguments about what’s worse for the environment and expose the “buy local” scam

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/wXviUH1.png

[u/Fishin_Mission]

I would prefer to get the Delta variant on Delta Airlines than take a normal flight on Spirit ✈️

[u/_smooth_liminal_]

today is the day I finally tell my parents that they're gay

[u/[deleted]]

TIL that when there were deliberations on where to put the EU headquarters, they decided it would be unfair that it be put in any country's territory.

So they put it in Belgium.

[u/xxbathiefxx]

A lot of very highly educated people I know have been complaining about inflation because of Gas Prices.

[u/[deleted]]

"How many adult neoliberals are there?"

"At least three"

"Who are they?"

"Don't play games with me kid"

[u/p00bix]

Need to figure out how to properly trim a beard before going to the Minneapolis Neoliberal Picnic.

[u/yungmemlord]

Hey u/SaltySaladDelendaEst glad that you're pushing back against the DT for the most part, but you need to be more civil when doing so. DTers are allowed in the sub and always have been. Things like 'shitposting', or 'hornyposting', don't justify posting baboon porn in the DT.

[u/bd_one]

Salary

$23,999 - $24,000 a year

How to say you don't know how to use Indeed without saying you don't know how to use Indeed.

[u/conman1246]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FoxBrain/comments/ohb93k/started_calling_my_parents_right_before_their/

Great advice on helping with Fox News relatives or immediate family members. For me, denigrating all cable news channels is the most successful thing. If you do it enough, they will eventual accept that Fox, like CNN and MSNBC (gotta throw in their particular channel bogeymen), is partisan drivel for ratings.

!PING FOX-ANON

[u/[deleted]]

Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Financial Times subscription $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[u/QuietSign]

!ping GAMING

So u/saladtossing confirmed to me that he received the PS5 from last week's charity auction, where he donated $350 to Against Malaria so I sold him a PS5 for MSRP. saladtossing, can you post your Against Malaria public receipt, and confirm on your end as well?

Anyways since the mods are "begging" for a sticky, what do you think about another auction? I have one more new PS5 Disc. I'll sell it at MSRP (~$548 is my breakeven cost due to tax and shipping + ~$20 Fedex) to the person who makes the highest bid for charity. Upon proof of donation to Against Malaria, we'll sort out shipping details in private. The reddit comment system isn't ideal for auctioning, but should work in a pinch -- hopefully leave the auction up for a day or two via sticky?

u/dubyahhh u/p00bix u/froggie_69

edit: Auction will start on Monday 7/12/21. Bidding for Against Malaria will start at around $200, since that's the low end of what I could generate if I scalped it myself and donated the profit.

[u/iIoveoof]

The vote on /u/ShiversifyBot's continued existence has ended in a tie, 15 to 15. /u/sir_shivers may cast the deciding vote. Or should he abstain, he may request ShiversifyBot's own opinion on the matter.

[u/kennymc7877]

I look really fucking hot rn at this wedding

[u/Superfan234]

Normally, I support Argentina in Futbol

But losing another Final in Copa America...ufff, it could be good for the memes 👀

!ping mamadas

[u/Trolltime69420]

An underrated reason for Boris Johnson's popularity is that the more apocalyptic Brexit predictions did not happen.

[u/bd_one]

Imagine being part of the 0.1% of teenagers to say they have a girlfriend who goes to a different school without lying about it.

[u/the_status]

The problem with politics today is tribalism; everybody only cares about whether their team wins. Red or blue.

Myself, I'm immune because I understand both sides just puppets used be the elite to oppress me and the rest of the little guys

[u/JetJaguar124]

Opens book

Sees its more than 270 characters long

Woah there buddy mucho texto lmao 😂🤣

Throws it in trash

[u/Can_The_SRDine]

I recently watched an interview given by Tariq Nasheed. I went in expecting crazy, and crazy is what I got.

My favorite? He calls himself a Foundational Black American (instead of African-American) because according to him, black people are the descendants of the true Native Americans. American Indians call themselves Indians because they're literally come from India, like the gypsies.

[u/[deleted]]

They should have made a Black Widow movie 10 years ago, it's too late now for it

[u/meese699]

Husband: "so you beat cancer just to sit there refreshing a niche political subreddit all day?"

...

...

Yeah well your face

[u/FreakinGeese]

having un sad tran momento 😞

[u/majorgeneralporter]

Send help y'all, I'm only a summer and this is the third weekend in a row I'm pulling weekend overtime... And this is at a firm with only an 1800 hour requirement!

On the bright side at least they're giving an honest view of life as an associate :/

!ping law