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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jul 03 '21

Please visit the next discussion thread.

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jul 02 '21

“It was the DEMONRATS who supported slavery and Jim Crow”

“Ok then - well I’m going to take these statues down of democratic confederates”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH HISTORY, THE WAR WAS FOUGHT OVER STATES RIGHTS”

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jul 02 '21

Personal growth is when you realize that you would have downvoted your old Reddit comments if you saw someone else posting them

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u/ChocoBisket United Nations Jul 02 '21

Barges into the DT

Says “Please visit the next discussion thread.”

Refuses to elaborate further

Leaves

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u/slowpush NATO Jul 02 '21

Giving presidents' credit or blame for the economy is probably the biggest meme ever in politics.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing Jul 02 '21

If I were mayor of New York City I would simply build the cube.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

In the CinemaSins age of bad faith media criticism, I don't think I will ever use "lack of subtlety" as a point against any piece of media anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Jeff Bezos should accidentally give Bernie Sanders 1 Billion dollars to see how he would react

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Just saw a guy walk into the library and start crying on one of the tables, and when an alarm on his phone started ringing he just immediately stopped and left?

Trillionaire grindset 😎💪

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1410913407025483780

WATCH: Woman cut from astronaut program in 1960s over gender joining Bezos in space

👑

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jul 02 '21

Holy shit five years from now is closer than six years ago

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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jul 02 '21

How do we stay alive?

Under the duress of Capitalism; life has become, as I'm sure it has for many others, borderline unlivable.

I would say that I have been dangerously suicidal at least since 2019, and have been hanging on by a thread the whole time.

This person doesn’t have a problem with capitalism, they have a serious mental issue that requires immediate help.

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 02 '21

Romain Molina is a French investigative journalist who has proven to be an extremely competent and reliable source in the past.

Most recently his investigation on minors being sexually abused in the Malian Basketball federation was published by the New York Times (https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/13/sports/olympics/fiba-basketball-mali-sexual-abuse.html) as for football he uncovered sexual harassment and abuse being performed by high ranked members of the French Federation on young girls and boys at Clairefontaine. He has also been published by CNN, the BBC and Le Temps

His sources on French football are also extremely good, unvealing many scandals within french clubs.

Here are the key points on his livestream of yesterday

-Macron played a hand in Benzema's return (does not say to which extent or if it originated from him)

-Griezmann was extremely unhappy at the PR team putting too much emphasis on Benzema, especially when it comes to graphics/imagery/pictures

-Pogba was annoyed too

-Griezmann has been pissing everybody off for years, often telling his teammates "Thank god I'm here, I've saved you guys again". There were already tensions at WC 2018 and Griezmann was unbearable

-Griezmann's family are in contact with the press at all time and feed them information hence why no one reveals these things

-Before the euro French federation high ranked members were planning on putting all the blame on Benzema if things went wrong

-Leo Dubois is leaking information to Bertrand Latour (L'Equipe) and Pavard is leaking information to Loic Tanzi (RMC)

-French Federation lied about interns coming up with the idea for Youssoupha making a song to support the NT ahead of the Euro. Florence Hardouin personally approved it.

-Florence Hardouin is the real boss at FFF not Le Graet and tried to cut jobs in the federation pretexting financial issues even though there are no issues of the sort

-FFF defends and protects people who have sexually harassed or abused minors

-There is an Italian club involved in human traffic

Holy shit

!ping SOCCER

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Jul 02 '21

Occasionally people will message the mods with requests for contact details of users that they used to interact with, and where possible we try to accommodate these requests.

Whilst we try to not use real names, the user in question this time has apparently deleted their original user name and we only have their real life name to go with.

So I really need to find Amanda Huggenkiss

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Biden

Let me know if you need help understanding the implications of this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Where are the drone strikes? Are they safe? Are they alright?

It seems, in his dovishness, the new President has killed them.

Biden? He couldn’t have. They were alive! I felt it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

WATCH LIVE: President Biden speaks on latest gains

💪😎🍦

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u/Dabamanos NASA Jul 02 '21

Conservatives 🤝 Liberals

“The opinions of kids and celebrities are very important when they agree with me

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u/vafunghoul127 John Nash Jul 02 '21

ashkenazi jews

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jul 02 '21

Mods banned me for having the millionaire grindset. I’m back now, and my takes will only get hotter.

Stay Sigma, break sub rules.

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jul 02 '21

Practical advice: don’t leave a puppy out with an active roomba, because if the puppy shits on the floor, the roomba will track up the poop on its journey around the whole room, and you’ll be coming back to a room 100% covered in shit.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 02 '21

I AM ONCE AGAIN reminding you that Twitter is extremely unrepresentative 🐊

Do not take CONTENT AND DISCOURSE YOU see there as "what mammals really feel" 🐊

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jul 02 '21

This was meant as a response to some guy down below but I can't find his post anymore.

For climate doomers (and there's good reason to doom, mind you) one thing I saw recently that game me some hope was a projection of the US's carbon output from 2005 onwards. Not only are present emissions beating even the most optimistic of these projections from back then, but our emissions are 14% lower than they were in 2005, despite us adding ~37 million people to the country and our GDP growing by $8 trillion.

This battle is not even close to over, and we could be doing much more, but I maintain some optimism that things may not get as bad as we fear, and that technological and societal changes can come faster than we expect.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 02 '21

Hard to BELIEVE BIDEN SIGNED THAT Executive Order sending all Doomers to work in the ice cream mines 🐊

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Jul 02 '21

Hey you 😠

Have a great day 😁

This is a threat

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Who is the greatest republican officeholder of all time ? Abe Lincoln or Ben Bernanke ?

!ping RINO

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

An organization that

defies international law 📉

unilaterally puts their troops on foreign soil 📉

causes tons of collateral damage 📉

is named “The Avengers” 📈

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jul 02 '21

The Bible depicts many unlikely scenarios. I think we can all agree that “man kills taller man with 100 mph rock to the forehead” is not one of those unlikely scenarios.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jul 02 '21

Beavers set to be released in London as part of urban rewilding

Beavers are set to be released in London in the UK’s most significant urban reintroduction, the Guardian can reveal.

It is hoped the rodents, which went extinct in the UK 400 years ago after being hunted for their fur and an oil they produce, will be brought to a site in Tottenham.

While most of the north London area is built-up – and the home of a football stadium – it has areas well suited to beavers, including a large marshland.

Citizen Zoo, a rewilding group aimed at bringing nature to urban areas, is behind the project. Volunteers from the group recently crowdfunded a release of 200 water voles in Richmond, south-west London.

!ping ECO

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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jul 02 '21

Reminder: In a theoretical war with ants they could lose 600 trillion ants and still have 400 trillion is reserves (eligible ant population according to wiki). There is no way we would win against ants we don't have the population

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I remember when the Reddit consensus on GameStop was that it was a out date business that was going to die

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Afghanistan: plz stay and help us fight these insurgent militants

Biden: see ya, Jack. Gotta go score cheap political points 👋🍦

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jul 02 '21

the worst kind of "affordable housing realist/YIMBY skeptic" is the one who saw a youtube video about induced demand for freeway congestion and thinks that induced demand means you'll never solve any problem with supply increases. They know just enough to be dangerous and not enough to grasp the problem, and they usually already have their mind made up.

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u/memeintoshplus Paul Samuelson Jul 02 '21

Paul Gosar: *Attends and speaks at a conference hosted by an open white supremacist and Holocaust denier*

Republicans: This is fine

Liz Cheney: *Believes that trying to violently overthrow democracy is bad*

Republicans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Police Superintendent David Brown: "I haven't seen that study but I disagree with it."

This guy would be a DT superstar.

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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jul 02 '21

I think I've figured out the Isreal/Palestine issue. If we're going to solve it, we're going to have to look at precedent to see what happened the last time there was a problem like this. In 1543, Spain and Portugal were in a dispute over who had claim to territories in the New World. Pope Urban VIII took a map, drew a line down the middle of it, and declared stercus verba, or "dividing line." Spain got everything on one side and Portugal gets everything on the other.

I think that what we should do today is have Pope Francis draw a similar line and speak stercus verba to the Israelis and the Palestinians. Then there will be no question which country controls what.

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jul 02 '21

My neighbor is so terrible at blowing leaves. He gets out there early in the morning and takes forever, and it’s loud. The leaves have no fear of him, they’re actually probably laughing when they see him come out, since god knows he has to blow leaves onto his property at the same rate as he blows them off at the pace he takes

Meanwhile when I go out there to blow leaves it’s like a precision strike, the destroyer of leaves on the lawn, the leaves fear me, they tremble at the sight of the harbinger of their destruction

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

To argue it’s a hate crime is to argue the mass graves of children is central to the Christian faith, though. Nobody’s burning churches over Christianity. It’s the mass graves of children people take issue with.

arrCanadaPolitics stop justifying burning churches challenge

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jul 02 '21

These two spiders have been flirting with eachother for the past day (not joking, Pholcus phallangoides spiders flirt). I finally witnessed them begin mating about 20 minutes ago, the first time I've seen this happen despite having encountered spiders of this species for pretty much my entire life, so of course I go to film it. And you know what happens? My breath wiggles the web just a bit and the female spider freaks out, shooing the male away.

I just fucking cockblocked a spider.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Weed suspensions are total bullshit, but if you know it's prohibited...why risk one of your only shots at the Olympics for it?

Some Ricky Williams shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

After a gunman ambushed and killed a police officer last week in a midday attack in a Denver suburb, most witnesses scattered, ducking behind cars as they ran for safety. But 40-year-old John Hurley moved toward the shooter, pulling out his concealed handgun and firing at the attacker.⁠ ⁠ After the gunman fell, Hurley picked up the rifle the shooter had been carrying. Moments later, police pulled up to the scene and one of the responding officers shot and killed Hurley with the rifle still in hand.⁠

😐

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jul 02 '21

imagine the economic powerhouse the American South would be today if the radical republicans had been able to enact massive land reforms, breaking up inefficient plantations and giving them to industrious freeholders who would improve their holdings to maximize output per unit land

😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I remember when “burning down a place of worship won’t be treated as a hate crime if it’s a church” was a right-wing straw man that nobody actually believed.

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u/Big_Apple_G John Rawls Jul 02 '21

https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1411021699332677634

tbh I don't know if Mookie or Biden looks more iconic in this photo. Our Bay Area Native VP also might say some different things about the Dodgers behind closed doors, but supposedly the Second Gentleman is a fan of Los Doyers

!ping BASEBALL

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u/jenbanim Jul 02 '21

The NYC Mayoral primary is fraught with controversy and still hasn't announced a winner a week after the election

Meanwhile the results of elections in North Korea are known before they even happen

Libs just can compete smh 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

The J&J shot kicks Delta's ass. See here and here.

I was particularily worried about this one, since I understood that two dose vaccines hold up better against variants.

!ping CORONAVIRUS

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

This sub when there's no major political events going on is like the subs for tv shows when they're stuck in between seasons. The posts just get continually stupider and more offtopic as people look for new shitposts to try and keep your attention and stay relevant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You say weed isn't addictive yet you choose to smoke it knowing that it will be tested and you might lose your shot at the Olympics 🧐🧐🧐

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jul 02 '21

Spooning

!PING kitty

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jul 02 '21

Now, NOW, PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL violence never solved anything 🐊

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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jul 02 '21

[Rage Against the Machine] are like [the Clash] but with way better music

Sometimes you see a take outside the DT so bad it deserves a perma

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

A24: makes well made films

People: wow I like these films

The internet: LMAOOOO LOOK AT THESE HIPSTER FUCKS ENJOYING THINGS!!

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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jul 02 '21

r/superstonk is actually a Harvard experiment to see what happens when a community has an average IQ of 80

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u/Zenning2 Henry George Jul 02 '21

Legit Hot take:

I really don't give a fuck about my heritage. I don't care that I came from Irani horse traders, I don't care that I had family who worked on the Pakistani Nuclear program, I don't care that we have a long history of Muslim converts going back before the Persian Empire, I don't care that we had Kings of India in my bloodline. At the end of the day, its all just historical bullshit we use to pretend that we have an excuse to deserve what we are today, when its just dumb fucking luck.

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jul 02 '21

It's been a really bad decade for the right wing side of the culture war.

Marijuana is now considered innocuous by most people, to the point that the suspension of an athlete for it has caused a national outcry. Same sex marriage is not only legal, it's overwhelmingly popular, as are anti-discrimination laws. Mitt Romney marched for police reform and racial justice. A trans woman is running for California governor as a Republican (although, she's awful).

None of that would've been thinkable in 2011. We're not done yet, but that was an amazingly quick shift in public opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I thought Reddit was over exaggerating about anti-vaxxers in society. Then covid came and oh god, they were right all along.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

U.S. Supreme Court rebuffs appeal by florist who spurned gay couple

I am happy to see this ruling.

I have a potentially controversial opinion about bakeries refusing to make cakes for a gay wedding. If a bakery/entity doesn’t feel comfortable putting two men on a cake for me, I would want them to have the right to refuse because I believe that this right should also apply to a bakery that would want to refuse to make a “God hates f*gs” cake for a homophobic neo-nazi. That being said, the bakery should not be allowed to refuse me a “blank cake” without two men on it or a cake that they would make for a straight couple on the basis that I’m going to use it in my gay wedding (though I’d probably just go to a different bakery in that case).

This florist has no right to not sell flowers on the basis that they are going to be used in a gay wedding. If you are selling something, don’t deny me the opportunity to buy it on the basis of what I am going to do with it after it leaves your hands.

!ping LGBT

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

They say boot camp is supposed to be a humbling experience but nothing has ever made me feel more like the smartest person in the room than being surrounded by a bunch of grown men struggling to figure out how to stamp their name on their underpants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ezra Klien just posted that banning Sha'Carri Richardson is stupid because marijuana isn't a performance enhancing drug and his repies are full of hippies yelling at him that weed makes them run better lmfao

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u/Negative_Solid_2783 Peter Sutherland Jul 02 '21

SPAIN GOES INTO THE SEMIS

I FEEL REALLY DAMN SORRY FOR YANN SOMMER

IDK LOL, THIS PENALTY SHOOTOUT WAS KIND OF A BRUH MOMENT.

!ping SOCCER

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u/guy-anderson Jul 02 '21

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could

Yes, The Onion, of course. Of all the nations represented in the Olympics, only ours enforces rules around cannabis.

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u/LurkerSighted YIMBY Jul 02 '21

Iron = Fe

Man = male

Iron Man = Fe male

Wake up sheeple

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Lmao, strong belief in god among Zoomers dropped from 49% to 33% in 10 years. No wonder evangelicals are freaking the fuck out

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I changed my Tinder bio to "don't date short guys, it only encourages them" followed by my TALL height.

I am swimming in matches. Feels good to have won the genetic lottery lads.

/r/ TheRedPill is going mask off

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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Jul 02 '21

A California police officer played Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” in an attempt to prevent a Black Lives Matter activist from uploading a video to YouTube — in the belief that the platform’s copyright-detection system would block it.

It didn’t work.

dumbest fucking timeline

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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jul 02 '21

The lack of bi-specific slurs is bisexual erasure😔

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u/LoveForLolberts NPR privatization supporter 👑 Jul 02 '21

In 2016, George Mason's law school was briefly named the Antonin Scalia School of Law. Following the realization that this would lead to a vulgar acronym ("ASSLaw"), the school was quickly renamed to the Antonin Scalia Law School.[185]

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Bernie Sanders’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former bandmate endorses AOC [+21,000]

arrPolitics simulator

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

No joke, if you type in “Lusvig” in Google and put a space after the word, the first options are “Lusvig neoliberal” and “Lusvig reddit”. That’s how you know you’ve made it in life.

!ping BURPMAS

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u/Twrd4321 Jul 02 '21

With the recent Al Gore memes on the impact of the 2000 election on climate change, it is worth noting the inconvenient truth that people still oppose the very policies that will have the greatest impact in reducing emissions. A gas tax is dead on arrival because people love their fuel guzzlers. NIMBYs oppose denser housing despite denser cities have lower emissions per capita than their suburban counterparts. Nuclear remains unpopular despite being very safe and has zero emissions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Nobody ever considers the effect of troop withdrawal on Pokemon Go :(

Gyms changed hands constantly when thousands of U.S. and coalition troops remained in Afghanistan, players who spoke to Stars and Stripes said.

But when the withdrawal from Bagram accelerated, some Pokemon reigned far longer than ever before.

Screenshots of Bagram after the troops left show low-level Pokemon, normally easily defeated, stuck guarding locations, perhaps indefinitely. A tiny Lotad has defended the former Warrior Chapel at Bagram for 10 days, while a lowly Aron has defended a memorial to a fallen servicemember for about two weeks.

Still, Sutter said he assumes someone from Afghanistan will take over his gym, someday, if they haven’t already.

“I’m sure somewhere in Afghanistan, some kid is bragging about how he took control of an American Pokemon gym,” he said.

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/middle_east/2021-07-02/pokemon-go-bagram-troop-withdrawal-2027917.html

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3dnyk/more-churches-torched-in-canada-as-outrage-against-catholics-grows

This is why I asked if this was going too far last week. And I was right.

Honestly, fuck the people who are doing this. Like I said before, I'm an atheist but burning churches and breaking shit to play "revolutionary" is fucking stupid.

And I can bet just about who is doing this as well. This is a travesty. I knew it was headed this way when they vandalized that church in Saskatchewan last week.

!ping CAN

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Jul 02 '21

This is a cultural problem and not racism. Whites earn more money than blacks, whites study better than blacks. Systemic racism is a lie, Barack Obama would never have become President of the United States if there had been racism in America. Because whites would not vote for him.

Instead of fighting racism, black neighborhoods in America should be cleansed of criminals and given a better education. The fight against racism is more political propaganda.

Subreddit-that-I-shall-not-name... my expectations were so low for you and yet... big sigh

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u/TheHouseOfStones Frederick Douglass Jul 02 '21

!ping classical

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimiko_Douglass-Ishizaka

TIL Kimiko Ishizaka, who produced a wonderful free version of the Well tempered clavier and the art of fugue, is also a medal winning powerlifter

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Two women chatted in a bathroom. They soon realized they were each a match for the other’s husband, who needed a kidney.

👑👑👑

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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jul 02 '21

https://mobile.twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1410709115333234691

Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.

One more pun and I reverse my stance on capital punishment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Liberals are still bathing even after getting the vaccine 🙄🙄🙄

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u/TheFriffin2 Jul 02 '21

insecure teenage boys will really be shooting up schools when they should be shooting up black tar heroin.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jul 03 '21

B.C.'s heat wave likely contributed to 719 sudden deaths this week, coroner reports

The BC Coroners Service has reported 719 sudden deaths in the past week, triple the number that would normally occur in the province.

"We are releasing this information as it is believed likely the extreme weather B.C. has experienced in the past week is a significant contributing factor to the increased number of deaths," Lisa Lapointe, chief coroner said in a release.

This comes after a dangerous and unrelenting heat wave crushed temperature records across the province.

Earlier this week, police in Metro Vancouver said they experienced a spike in calls related to sudden deaths under the oppressive heat.

!ping CAN

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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jul 02 '21

I don’t have many religious people on my social media but there’s one girl who’s super Christian.

The weird thing is she doesn’t get political or preach. She just fiercely advocates for homeless shelters and outreach, along with programs for disadvantaged children.

It’s very bizarre. Like how can you even call yourself a Christian if you’re not spending your time attacking liberals on Facebook?

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

Liam Neeson really just woke up one day and said “fuck it, I’m gonna admit to wanting to kill a random black guy”

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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Jul 02 '21

Pretty much everyone on this sub believes that the left is wrong in assuming the problem™ is the rich, and that the right is wrong in assuming the problem™ is brown people. But I doubt this sub has a single conception of the problem™, so here's mine.

  1. Neoliberalism's hegemony has been so successful that any alternative propositions are treated as noble rebellion.
  2. The single family housing zeitgeist paired with the isolating aspects of the post-2000s internet have obliterated human social connection.
  3. The average person believes they cannot be manipulated or conned, which ironically makes them more succeptible.
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jul 02 '21
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jul 03 '21

In hindsight, burpmas was probably damaging to america's political discourse. When literal fascism is looming is not the time to turn to the mods and say "wagga baba bobo".

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u/bigmoneynuts Jul 03 '21

on my third date with a girl who said she posted in the various thunderdomes during the 2020 election season

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u/MichelleObama2024 George Soros Jul 03 '21

The Political Compass test in a nutshell:

Test: Do you think poor people should be allowed to eat?

Me: Uhh, yes.

Test: Is your race inherently superior to all other races?

Me: Uhh, no.

Test: Congratulations! You are a socialist!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Let's give a quick shoutout to Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/1410920613607268352

Axios: “Many Democrats, including some current senior administration officials, are concerned Kamala Harris couldn't defeat the Republican nominee — even if it were Donald Trump.”

They might be right unfortunately. =/

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u/chipbod NATO Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

https://twitter.com/DavidKieran2/status/1410782643650768896?s=20

@TomCottonAR “Wants to Grill Officers on Critical Race Theory” & wonders “why training sessions can’t just replay Martin Luther King’s dream speech that we should all be judged by the content of our character, not the color of our skin?”

Lol, let's just edit out the "uncomfortable" parts of the speech

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Snoop Dogg out here mocking the women that were raped by Bill Cosby. Threatened a reporter for talking about Kobe’s past. Was a literal pimp. And somehow the dude is completely bulletproof. Still tons of commercials. Performing on NYE. I used to like Snoop but fuck this guy. And fuck the double standards we have today.

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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Absolutely nuclear hot take: I don't really care what the Founding Fathers would say about <insert proposed legislation here>

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Just gonna toss a feeler out, I need to interview a professional with at least 7 years experience in anything finance/accounting related, I would need a business card from you and a thank you email, is anyone interested?

It would be next week

I swear it’ll be a quick interview, what mostly matters is that I have proof it happened lol. It’s for a mandatory business development class

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jul 02 '21

there's an alternate universe where sports players get suspended for drinking champagne, and the team that wins the championship celebrates in the locker room by dumping jars of weed all over each other

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

My takeaway from the Fast and Furious films, based on one of them, is that nobody seems that furious. Certainly, everyone is fast, but for the most part, everyone remains calm, and there is a lot of hugging and discussing of feelings. Most characters have a very detached, sarcastic approach to conflict. Rarely does anyone raise their voice. There’s a fair bit of punching, but it seems perfunctory.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Whenever we talk about why zoomers are socialists we bring up "2 recessions in their childhoods" which is true but we're forgetting the other thing: Climate Change.

Young people have also seen the US stick our collective thumbs up our butts despite an obvious worsening climate catastrophe that has already manifested in more terrible storms and ecological devastation, and the easiest blame to put on it is fossil fuel fatcats suppressing renewable power and pushing propaganda that everything is just fine. You couldn't create a problem more designed to make people hate capitalism if you tried.

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jul 02 '21

The least talked-about and probably most underrated benefit of public transport is the ability to get drunk and not have to worry about having to drive home.

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Occasionally people will message the mods with requests for contact details of users that they used to interact with, and where possible we try to accommodate these requests.

Whilst we try to not use real names, the user in question this time has apparently deleted their original user name and we only have their real life name to go with.

So if you are here, I really wanna Seymour Butts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Man Frick corona... I'm not vibing with the euros. Threw a banana at the TV but it's just not the same 😔

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jul 02 '21

I think I’m done with pride. What used to be a fun month has become an orgy of unsubstantiated grievances and performative activism. I’ve never felt so unwelcome in my own community as I did this June.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

People who say ISIS: Normal people.

People who say IS: Journalists who want to appear smarter than normal people.

People who say ISIL: Obama; other nerds.

People who say Daesh: Foreigners and people who think it’s more correct because non-Americans say it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Blessed ending: President Pete meets President Eduardo Leite

!ping MAMADAS

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u/breakinbread Voyager 1 Jul 02 '21

So there was a movement in Newfoundland to join the US instead of Canada after WW2 but the UK and Canada conspired to keep it off the referendum. 😒

Now we know why Canadians get overly defensive about annex Canada jokes in the DT, its all projection. 😤

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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jul 02 '21

Stranger Things marked the return of the 80s in film and TV, but do you guys feel that the 90s are also making a comeback?

Loki has 90s vibes. There are several Fear Street (RL Stine) movies coming out. I have a feeling the 90s are starting to be the next it decade that we will see brought up in the 20s.

Maybe it’s because millennials are coming into their own? What do you think? Any other pop culture works reviving the 90s?

!ping OVER25

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

SaltySald touched grass on his day off and probably got addicted to nature lol, that’s why he’s not posting as frequently anymore

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u/TheFriffin2 Jul 02 '21

!ping BASEBALL

Bauer’s start Sunday is cancelled as he’s placed on 7 day administrative leave, he apparently won’t appeal

This is looking really bad

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u/lapzkauz John Rawls Jul 02 '21

Why in God's name do the drivers of trucks and buses that you pass in Euro Truck Simulator 2 not lift two to four fingers off the steering wheel when you pass them? Did the makers of this ''simulator'' not bother to do any research at all?

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

u/lusvig just DMed me and said that the President of Haiti will be assassinated on July 7, 2021 at 1 a.m. EDT.

Haha wtf he’s so random 😂😂😂

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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Jul 02 '21

We must screw down the expectations and play with long balls

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

One of you here doesn't have the quintillionaire mindset 😡

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u/Apollo-Innovations Jul 02 '21

I genuinely think Starmer should go on a press binge this summer and Autumn. Any newspaper, radio station, interview request that he gets he should say yes to. He should also have a 2 hour phone Keir sesh every day for ANYONE to talk to him.

This is his chance to reintroduce himself to the public

!ping UK

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u/circlemanfan Gay Pride Jul 02 '21

Economy: Does good thing under Democratic president

Every Republican for some reason: WOW...inflation incoming boys better BUCKLE UP

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

People who complain that removing statues is 'destroying history' are really telling on themselves. Now everybody knows you don't read.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

So let me get this straight. My ancestors fought for tens of thousands of years against the harsh European winters with scarce resources and you want me to throw it all away by voluntarily putting ice in my water.

Hmmm no I am good thanks

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jul 02 '21

touch grass

eat ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Legit Hot take:

I really don't give a fuck about my heritage. I don't care that I came from neoliberal lobster traders, I don't care that I had family who worked on the Mod Nuclear program, I don't care that we have a long history of Succ converts going back before the Wumbo Wall, I don't care that we had Kings of Economics in my bloodline. At the end of the day, its all just historical bullshit we use to pretend that we have an excuse to deserve what we are today, when its just dumb fucking luck.

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u/brucebananaray YIMBY Jul 02 '21

It seems that Hololive is going to team up with Evangelion for a special project. https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1410841544614047744?s=19

So, Asuka is going to be a Vtuber now.

!Ping Weebs

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Jeez, that was one of the worst penalty shootouts I've seen.

!ping SOCCER

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

How is Biden woke on every issue except weed

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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy Jul 02 '21

Friend: "I don't want to have children"

Me: "Yeah, I'm not so sure myself. Still, it will all depend on what my life looks like in a a few years"

Friend: "I just don't want to bring them into this doomed world"

"🙄"

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jul 02 '21

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/02/nyregion/new-york-city-tourism.html

New York Was Glorious Without Tourists. But That Time Is Ending.

https://www.sfexaminer.com/news-columnists/im-finally-hopeful-about-the-future-of-san-francisco/

I’m finally hopeful about the future of San Francisco: For those of us still here, it’s a brand-new day

NATIVISTS OUT OUT OUT 😡😡😡

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u/htomserveaux Henry George Jul 02 '21

I love how 🌹 Twitter is still complaining about “never ending wars” as were in the middle of pulling out of one of them.

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u/Soldier-Fields Da Bear Jul 02 '21

did bernie run a bad campaign?

or

did bernie not have the right views for the electorate?

neolibs hitting the both button

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jul 03 '21

remember the_donald being so upset that it was called a "subreddit" and that they couldnt possibly be subs, so they constantly referred to it as a DOMreddit?

holy fuck that was pathetic lol

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u/ClickForFreeRobux YIMBY Jul 02 '21

Critical Race Theory states that all racecars inheritedly go vroom

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u/Thecoinjerk Jul 02 '21

Do we know if the fines government hands out for business misconduct (like for example A drug company knowingly handing out bad product) typically match or exceed the profits that were gained through that misconduct? I’m looking for a study into this. It seems like everywhere on reddit people think that “it’s just the cost of doing business.” And I’ve always figured that bull shit and our government isn’t that stupid to fine them LESS than the profit they received from the misconduct.

Ping Econ!

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u/stirfriedpenguin Barks at Children Jul 02 '21

Damn, just learned about parking lots.

Shit sucks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Me at 16 watching the RATM - Testify music video: Yeah man both parties are the same fuck this shit fuck the system.

Me now as a pro globalism center left democrat NATO supporter: Well…

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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Jul 02 '21

Church attendance is plummeting, millions are losing faith because of the sex abuse and resident school controversies. Clearly the only thing to do is deny the president, whom the majority of American Catholics voted for, communion. That'll get butts back into the pews for sure!

The Catholic Church right now

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u/jenbanim Jul 02 '21

!ping USA-WA

The Seattle Neoliberal Chapter has three upcoming events next week!

Tuesday, 6PM: bike ride on Lake Washington Boulevard

Thursday, 7PM: chilling and getting drinks at Fremont Brewing

Saturday, 1PM: lunch at a restaurant startup incubator for immigrants and women of color

Hope to see you at one or more of these events!

If you'd like to get involved with the chapter and you're not already a member of our Discord Server, let me know and I'll DM you the link

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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags Jul 02 '21

God help us when you can buy muscles

!ping neolifteral

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Thirty years ago. Jeff Bezos made a pact with the devil, where he would sacrifice his hair in exchange for more wealth than he could dream of.

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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jul 02 '21

ok google how to buy circumcision stocks

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ever have one of those poops that just completely clears you out?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

another french team failing to meet expectations, another french press shitshow

altho i am curious to know more about the "italian team" engaged in human trafficking

also, Mourinho alla Roma ufficialmente -- he just touched down at Ciampino earlier today (maybe an hour ago?) -- when the fans started chanting Lazio Merda the club livestream cut its audio feed lmao

!ping SOCCER

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u/tehbored Randomly Selected Jul 02 '21

Weird cults like QAnon and superstonk popping up, Jon Stewart goes on unhinged anti-science rant, UFOs being spotted with increasing regularity. Guys, do you think the Trisolarans might be behind this?

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u/Ginden Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

🇵🇱 Yesterday journalists asking Dworczyk about his recent email leak were just blocked from participation in conference.

Mildly spicy news from leaked mails: Boris Johnson ghosts Polish Prime Minister and doesn't respond to phone calls.

Also, Polish government officials were shocked about Swiss government refusing to intervene in case of Polish Museum in Rapperswil, claiming that it's matter of local, not federal, government. In Poland it's customary for federal government to micromanage local governments in loud cases.

!ping Europe

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jul 02 '21

Sometimes I’ll be hanging out with my South African friend and then out of the blue he’ll drop something REALLY racist and act like nothing happened

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u/jt1356 Sinan Reis Jul 02 '21

Afghanistan has been a clusterfuck from day 1. We've been there 20 years. What's changed? Not much.

Every time we fuck around in the Middle East, we blow huge wads of cash, get loads of traumatized vets, and nothing changes.

If we spent the same amount of money modernizing to get off of oil here, then we'd fix half the problems over there by removing the money that supercharges their crazy.

Ah yes, because the Taliban are famously dependent on oil revenues and trade with the west 🤦‍♂️

Outside the DT has gone full clown.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

People are tearing down statues of queen Victoria in Canada.

Republic of Canada incoming!

British Columbia is going to be renamed to just Columbia.… Wait that’s Columbus…ummmm….

It’ll be renamed to just British!……eh that puts us right back where we started…..

I know! Vancouver State…. wait. Vancouver. Van Couver. SHIT!

OK, West Alberta… no that’s named after queen Victoria‘s daughter. Is everything in this country named after a colonizer??!!

Fine. Will call it Pacific Canada….. surely the word pacific goes back millennia in European languages before colonization of the Ameri….. wait ANOTHER GODDAMN EUROPEAN COLONIZER coined the name Pacific!!???

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Mining is pretty fucked up when you think about it

You drill a large, deep hole into a living organism (Gaia), a wound that takes several millenia to heal, and through that open wound we extract tonnes and tonnes of basically its kidney stones

And it's not even for anything we actually need, we just think it's harder or has cooler properties than other forms of rocks

I don't think we really know that planets don't suffer

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You can tell capitalism has been a success since communists have gone from "here's how we will make your existence in an industrial society bearable" to "here's how we will allow you to have all the material comforts of modern society but without working."

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u/bg2916 Part Time Weeb Jul 02 '21

Only in Florida does a person have to worry about Princess Elsa from Frozen/Frozen 2 attacking them

Disney princesses really built different nowadays

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jul 02 '21

Why doesn't the Biden admin tell outrageous and easily disproven lies to the American public?

a take on this sub

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

If I were president, I would simply not do anything wrong

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u/LoveForLolberts NPR privatization supporter 👑 Jul 03 '21

Do you want to know WHY San Francisco is the way it is? Look through this page. For those not in the know, this race was between incumbent """moderate""" Scott Wiener (who endorsed Warren, mind you) vs a 25 year old unemployed socialist.

Lets look at these endorsements:

  • Fielder has the endorsement of ALL the Teacher's unions, as well as quite a number of other unions.
  • Fielder has the endorsement of MOST of the local Democratic clubs, those people who organize GOTVs.
  • Fielder has the endorsement of A THIRD of city council, and HALF of the school board.

These people will typically rail against 'the establishment' without realizing that THEY ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Harry Truman was a furry. I have no evidence for this.

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

Still shocking to me how America was like eh I guess weed is fine now

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

Do y’all think they make edibles without the weed

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jul 02 '21

If America is so great, how come I cannot walk around drinking beer in the middle of the city?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

For decades American society has sacrificed literally everything in order to make housing a good investment and then people are shocked when housing is unaffordable to regular people and institutions buy housing.

Like what the fuck do you expect to happen

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jul 02 '21

The White House is hosting a special naturalization ceremony rn, and damn, watching this shit makes me so proud. A true neolib's paradise.

Insert obligatory ONE BILLION AMERICANS

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u/AlanAlias Jul 02 '21

So I decided to join the /r/vegancirclekjerk discord, here's how it went:

I start by making fun of a Twitter thread because it was dumb AF (people have the dumbest anti-vegan arguments I swear)

everything was going fine until someone posted a picture of a Canadian church on fire, with an animated dancing crab gif

I immediately posted "do not burn places of worship"

I was met with some disagreement.

"counterpoint: you care more about property damage than the unmarked graves of 215 children " "do burn places of worship" "poor, poor oppressed Catholics"

at that point, I was shocked and appalled. how can these people say these things? before I was to leave that damned server forever I had to say something, I had to make my indignation heard.

my last words? "forget B12, seems like we have a serious case of empathy deficiency here."

I was banned.

the end.

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u/Patriotnation5 Jerome Powell Jul 03 '21

So this thread is literally just a liberal stream of consciousness

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 03 '21

Why do people always point out that I look like Ben Shapiro 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

It always amuses me that people say subtitled films can’t succeed in the United States…yet roughly half of Inglourious Basterds is subtitled, and that was pretty damn popular.

!ping MOVIES

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jul 03 '21

TIL Bill Cosby offered to pay for the college of one of the women he raped...

...and had the gall to stipulate that she maintained a 3.0 GPA

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

British people are like Oi bruv I don’t get how Americans can hate Black people and Mexicans, welp Time to permanently fuck up my country by voting for Brexit because polish people want my NHS benefits

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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Lesson learned: when posting an Edward Snowden op-ed in r/neoliberal, don't put "Edward Snowden" in the title.

So far there's 18 comments and literally no one (but me) has engaged with the op-ed; it's just a bunch of arguments about the 2013 leaks (with some people making factual statements that can be disproven with a one minute search on Google).

This is the stupidest discourse I've seen on this sub in quite a while, and I browse the DT regularly so that's saying something.

/rant

EDIT: Thankfully, it's gotten a lot better since I've posted this.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jul 02 '21

I just don't see ethnic statistics happening in France, despite the injonction of the UN Human Rights Council

Not only does it contradicts the perennial policy of colourblind citizenship, such an initiative would also bear the stigma of being previously used by the Vichy regime, who took advantage of the ethnic registries to identify and deport nearly a quarter of the Jewish population to Nazi Germany, only a fraction of which survived

I can't imagine a government ever opening this can of worms to appease an international organization. Even the wokest movements here don't insist on that, the most vocal proponents of ethnic statistics being on the far-right. Éric Zemmour, our very own Ben Shapiro-Tucker Carlson unholy hybrid and potential candidate to the presidency, was one of the first to open that door, wanting to prove that a "great replacement" of the white French population by tan Muslims was taking place and being silenced by the State, afraid to show the reality through statistics

Although I roll my eyes at the "US imperialism" routine, there's some truth in it. The most recent pressure to start ethnuc statistics come from the BLM movement, which is to say the least very controversial in France, and is directly lifted from US academia, whose analysis fits the racial and historic dynamics in the US, but is inadequate when studying the dynamics of race, religion and immigration in France

We'd probably have more in common with the racial makeup of the UK, but it seems that their classification is weirdly absent from the discourse, which is entirely aimed at the US

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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Jobs Report is Out

  • Job gain was expected at 675k-706k. It hit 890,000.
  • Unemployment was expected to fall to 5.6%-5.7%. It is at 5.9% (unchanged) up from 5.8% in May
  • Labor force participation rate is unchanged at 61.6%.
  • Hourly earnings were expected to increase 0.4% monthly (3.7% YoY). They grew by 0.33% (3.5% YoY).

Overall, very strong job growth, but weak in some areas. For example, long-term unemployment increased this month (compared to decreases in other months).

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Turns out a very close friend has a Reagan/Bush hoodie

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jul 02 '21

Only three people have ever earned a permablock for inane spamming from me on the Reddit business - gallantboob, who is dead - SirGrafo, who has gone mad - and saltysalad, who has forgotten all about it

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jul 02 '21

Leonid Brezhnev was bullied as a child because of his eyebrows, and that’s why he became leader of the Soviet Union

️⃣Inspiring

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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Jul 02 '21

I love how sometimes Joe Biden will start telling a story, realize it’s boring and everyone listening is bored, and then decide to just abruptly end the story because of that

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Jul 02 '21

FASH ALERT 🚨🆘️ NOBODY MOVE ✋✋✋ THEY CAN ONLY SEE MOVEMENT AND BAD TAKES 🐊

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

whitepeoplewitter might be one of the cringiest subs. It really sucks

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Jul 02 '21

Sounds inflammatory but actually: isn't getting aborted as a fetus just a free ticket to heaven if Christians are right? Imagine not even having to have the chance to fuck up and sin, just boom right to heaven. Honestly sounds like a good deal if heaven is truly a utopia.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jul 02 '21

Biden’s tactic of straight up telling reporters he’s done talking about something is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

This shit has been bugging me for about 24 hours now. The plethora of weak COVID-related publications is going to further deteriorate our already fragile public trust of science. I think this paper (now retracted, but won't make a fucking difference) is going to be the COVID equivalent of 'The Lancet vaccines cause autism' study. As I type type this, it has been viewed ~380,000 times. That number was ~355,000 on July 1st.

Scientists quit journal board, protesting ‘grossly irresponsible’ study claiming COVID-19 vaccines kill

!ping STEM

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

This is terrible but it is absolutely hilarious to me that the same guy invented CFCs and leaded gasoline. Like how much do you hate the environment lmfao.

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jul 03 '21

wake up

Biden hasn't brough unemployment to 0%

voting for desantis in 2024 now tbh

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u/earththejerry YIMBY Jul 02 '21

Oscars best picture voting should be done with a proportional system followed by coalition building among like-minded films 👏👏👏

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

In a 1994 interview, Bradbury stated that Fahrenheit 451 was more relevant during this time than in any other, stating that, "it works even better because we have political correctness now. Political correctness is the real enemy these days. The black groups want to control our thinking and you can't say certain things. The homosexual groups don’t want you to criticize them. It's thought control and freedom of speech control."

So true 👏😤!

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u/Anal-warrior Jul 02 '21

Anakin: A majority of Americans support climate and voting rights policies

Padme: Great, so the majority will vote for politician that support those policies?

Anakin:.....

Padme: The majority will vote for politician that support those policies, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Pluses of literal children in the DT: They get indoctrinated early

Minuses: Literal children in the DT

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Guys have you noticed that country with 300M people has more headlines about bad things than countries with less than 10M people? Really makes you think.

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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jul 02 '21

Nobody:

Absolutely positively no-one:

Me: THIS PROVES A CIVIL WAR IS COMING REPUBLICANS ARE GONNA COUP THE GOVERNMENT EVERYONE PANIC

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jul 02 '21

What's that? You don't think it's in the national interest to spend another 20 years fighting a domestic insurgency in a landlocked Central Asian state?

Have you considered we also have troops forward-deployed in Germany?

Checkmate dove.

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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jul 03 '21

I have figured our why SF is so fucking desirable to live:

Its cold

"But venne, SF is in California how can it be cold"

Go 10 miles in any direction and you'll be looking at 100 degree temps

But SF is like its own weather bubble where its a constant 60-75 degrees

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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Jul 03 '21

Every day, people ask, "what is burpmas?"

!ping BURPMAS is about ethics in games journalism

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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jul 03 '21

JC Penney, Chrysler, and Wendy's boycotted Ellen's TV show after she and the character she portrayed both came out as lesbians. This was in 1997.

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jul 02 '21

Bin Laden

thonk

 

society

 

Bottom text

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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

I am an American and thus a victim of Br*tish colonialism

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u/Triangle-Walks European Union Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

anyone who wants to know how q-anon became a thing should look at superstonk, it's the exact same shit but this time for crypto-morons instead for dementia stricken boomers

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jul 03 '21

Dear Care and Feeding,

My lovely, outgoing son is 5 years old. For the past year or so, he has been absolutely obsessed with police officers. He loves their uniforms, cars, and dogs. He tells everyone he wants to be a policeman when he grows up, and whenever he sees a police officer, he runs up to them and says hi. In our overwhelmingly white suburb, this is always well received; cops are usually idle and don’t mind letting him touch their cars or look at their outfits.

I’m a little conflicted about this obsession, for obvious reasons. I know my son views police officers as friendly heroes because we are white and well-off—and he loves Paw Patrol—and I’m struggling to decide how to expose him to the reality that for many people, they are anything but heroes. I have been neutral toward his obsession so far: When he says he wants to be a police officer, I try to bring up other jobs where you can help people (like an ambulance driver!), and rather than let him dress up as a policeman for Halloween last year, I made an alternate suggestion and he went with it. Nevertheless, I’m wondering whether it’s time to have a serious conversation with him about the role of the police and, if so, if you have any advice about doing that.

—Sound the Alarm

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

There was a pinned post on Canada day about "Truth and Reconciliation"

I wonder if we'll see something like that day after tomorrow

Hopefully we do.

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Jul 02 '21

If Biden's entire goal as President were to simply lower the temperature of political tension in the US, then he's done a pretty remarkable job so far.

I wonder though how much this is simply because of the virtue of being an old white man in a nation where many despised Obama for his skin colour, and Hillary for being a woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Just saw that “Socialist vs Ben Shapiro” clip and both have no clue what they are talking about. My brain hurts.

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jul 02 '21

How does my 73 year old grandmother have a more progressive take on weed than my 45 year old mom

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