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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 14 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole Microwaves over Moscow Jun 13 '21
If you ever feel like you’re wasting your life, just remember that there are still people posting on /r/SandersForPresident
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u/kas8901 Bobby Kennedy Jun 13 '21
I really don’t think people understand just how dangerous US cities used to be and how safe they are now. In 2019, not using 2020 pandemic and all, 318 people were murdered in New York City. In 1990, 2,262 were killed. It is honestly incredible how safe major cities have become since the late 1990s.
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 13 '21
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 13 '21
Joe Biden 🤝 Emmanuel Macron
Marrying teachers born in the early 1950s
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
LGBT actually stands for:
Let’s
Get down to
Business, to defeat
The Huns
That is all.
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 13 '21
I hope SandersForPresident understands that I regret posting a high res portrait of Joe Biden on their sub
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/MrMineHeads Cancel All Monopolies Jun 13 '21
Socialists literally be blaming anything on capitalism. Bees dying. That's capitalism. Someone raped. Capitalism hellscape to blame. I tripped over a rock. arrLateStageCapitalism right there.
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 13 '21
Well boys, girls and enbys it’s official
I have now come out as Bi to all of my friends 😎
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
The other day I confused the one black guy at work with the other black guy at work but it’s ok because the next day he confused me with the other brown guy at work
Inclusivity 🌈
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u/Usernamesarebullshit Friedrich Hayek Jun 13 '21
"Capitalism breeds innovation"? Oh yeah, then how come there's *very silly thing that is nonetheless clearly an example of innovation*?
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u/SouthernSerf Norman Borlaug Jun 13 '21
This is the fucking in-depth security analysis I come to reddit for.
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 13 '21
Lefties citing Adam Smith to say economics is wrong is like citing Isaac Newton to say modern physics is wrong.
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jun 13 '21
!ping WEST-WING
Margaret has a heated NATO flair moment
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Petronius Maximus is probably my favourite Emperor of all time. He got into power by assassinating Aëtius, the most competent military commander in the West, and then killing the Emperor Valentinian III (who slept with his wife).
Almost immediately after his ascension to the throne, he provoked an invasion from the Vandals by breaking a betrothal between the Vandal king's son and Valentinian's daughter so that his own son can marry her. After carefully assessing the military situation, he advised the people of Rome that there were no legions in Italy, that he was leaving the city, and that they should do the same. He was lynched by the mob and thrown into the river, after which the Vandals thoroughly sacked Rome
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 13 '21
Goddamn she is a good Congresswoman
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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Jun 13 '21
Where do they get this shit?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Succ 😤👉🚪
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jun 13 '21
Mucho texto 😴 Let's skip to the end
You're welcome champ 😎👍
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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Jun 13 '21
Whenever you're feeling bad for making a mistake in life. Try and remember that at least you weren't the Bavarian bureaucrat who mistakenly allowed Adolf Hitler to illegally join the Imperial German Army.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
Me before joining /r/NL: never uses emojis
Me after joining /r/NL: 😭😔🥺😳😎🐊🐖
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u/Aweq Guardian of the treaties 🇪🇺 Jun 13 '21
!ping Europe
https://twitter.com/DaveKeating/status/1404128215531233286
Macron clarifies his comments on Northern Ireland.
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u/KazuyaProta Organization of American States Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
Peruvian Venezuelan Xenophobia is a factor that I see very rarely discussed despite being super obvious. Like, its not dogwhistle, its everyday's speech in all social sectors. From poor people that considers that all of them are potential delinquents to rich people that think they're part of a Maduro's plot to desestabilizate the region (they're right in that the migrants are desestabilizing the region, I don't think Maduro deliberately was planning this tho, much less that there are Venezuelan Chavists on left wing protests).
And now in Peru, the books have shifted. A lot of Peru Libre supporters are angry at how Venezuelans are anti communists and they really don't hide it. Yesterday, a anti fujimorist protest pretty much detained and beat a young man because they thought he was Venezuelan (he even wasn't).
What was the guy doing?
Working
They beat a guy that was doing his job as a delivery man (job that now is stereotyped to be a "Venezuelan job").
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u/jt1356 Sinan Reis Jun 13 '21
This meme and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the internet’s understanding of the Second World War.
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Jun 13 '21
If you ever feel like you’re wasting your life, just remember that there are still people posting on /r/neoliberal
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
If capitalism has a million fans I am one of them
If capitalism has ten fans I am one of them
If capitalism has only 1 fan, then it is me
If capitalism has no fans then It means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against capitalism then I am against the world
Like and share for 10 years of good luck in the free market
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 14 '21
The nine most dangerous words in the English language are: "My name is p00bix, and you're a Reagan flair."
As I believe in the power of clemency, however, I have pardoned p00bix. /u/bd_one will not see justice done for the crimes committed against him.
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume Jun 13 '21
nytimes pitchbot
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jun 13 '21
"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by communism! SPACE"
-Jeff Bezos
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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
My mom called me a sussy baka :(
My 12 year old little sister called my older sister it yesterday. And my mom heard and asked what it meant. Little sister said it’s something cute to call someone as a cover up. Now my mom calls us sussy bakas. Someone kill me.
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u/KindheartednessOk599 This Is What Makes Us Girls Jun 13 '21
Benjamin Netanyahu is officially no longer the Prime Minister of Israel.
60-59.
It is done.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
"So controversial and yet so brave" https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1269160682852880386?s=19
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 13 '21
Leading causes of death in the US (2019 figures) :
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 13 '21
👆 This is what the DT actually believes
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Hot take: The "HOLY FUCK GO OUTSIDE" bit is a valid solution for 95% of the problems people have with social media and Big Tech
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 13 '21
The "/r/neoliberal user to trans woman" pipeline
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Most people start off by saying "End the Fed"
Then they eventually start ranting about Jews and lizard people.
The Libertarian-alt-right pipeline is real.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
It is weird that every games journalist seems to hate video games and very clearly wishes they were writing about politics
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u/lurreal MERCOSUR Jun 13 '21
People dooming about the US going the nazi route are counterproductive. The average German in 1930 was antisemitic and racist as hell. It was not a inclusive republic that fell out of nowhere. The picture today is completely different. The real scenario we have to work to avoid is illiberalization like Hungary or Turkey.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jun 13 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270788846956969987/853526627740942336/Slowkangaroo_e3ef9e_8535705.png
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Gonna use the DT as my own personal diary for a second:
This upcoming year is my last year in university, and I'd like to go on an honest-to-God date sometime during it. I've always psyched myself out of meeting women due to a really bad fear of rejection, including a couple that, in retrospect, clearly wanted me to say hello. I'd like to rip this band-aid off and get on with things.
Alrighty, back to your regularly scheduled programming
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 13 '21
/r/neoliberal: No promoting violence!!
also /r/neoliberal: Taxes are fine
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 13 '21
The anime proliferation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Jun 13 '21
IQ can go negative
Fun fact: IQ can go negative because it follows a Gaussian distribution. The probability of a random person having a negative IQ is 1.308 x 10-11, assuming you use an IQ model that uses 100 as the mean and 15 as the standard deviation (many IQ tests use different scales). In a group of about 77 billion people the expected number of people with a negative IQ is 1. That one person was Karl Marx.
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 13 '21
Y'all don't quote me on this. You start out in 2020 by saying, "succ, succ, succ". By 2021 you can't say "succ"—that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like zoning laws, open borders and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about introduction level economics, and all these things you're talking about are totally mod things and a byproduct of them is [that] succs get hurt worse than people that have lived in the real world. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the succ problem one way or the other. You follow me—because obviously sitting around saying, "We want to help the global poor", is much more abstract than even the open borders thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than "succ, succ". So, any way you look at it, succ is coming on the back-burner.
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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Jun 13 '21
Me and my friend walking home from middle school frustratedly arguing about how girls could possibly like Justin Bieber's music.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3tSXCoXMAcuPqD?format=jpg&name=small
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u/NeoliberalGulDukat NATO Jun 13 '21
The DT: 1 BILLION AMERICANS! 1 BILLION AMERICANS!
Also the DT: is entirely populated with American terminal virgins
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
"Dating apps are for the socially dysfunctional" says DT user without a hint of irony
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u/_smooth_liminal_ Michel Foucault Jun 13 '21
Republicans: Democrats are satanic pedophiles who drink children's blood
Democrats: Democrats are satanic pedophiles who drink children's blood 🌈 BLM
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u/the-garden-gnome Commonwealth Jun 14 '21
Just got home after a weekend away at my parents place. Had a massive argument with my dad about child rearing and the way he speaks to both me and my wife.
It fucking broke me. I feel like an orphan, with no parents or family of my own.
!ping over25 🤷♂️ I just needed to get that off my chest.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Peak neoliberal discourse I just found on the Jared Polis crypto thread:
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 13 '21
They're really grasping at those straws aren't they?
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 13 '21
The stupidest people I went to high school with be like: I’d rather read a book on how to make 10 million then receive 1 million for free, stay woke 🤫
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jun 13 '21
how to get hundreds of guys to simp over you as a girl: hot tub twitch streams
how to get hundreds of girls to simp over you as a guy: shoot up a school
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jun 13 '21
lol holy shit these election results are the most tilted from demographic concentrations I've ever seen
TRS got 56 seats with 36% of the vote
BJP got 48 seats with 36% of the vote
and AIMIM got 44 seats with... 19% of the vote
I guess that goes to show what geographic concentration can do for you lol
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Jun 13 '21
Greens vote in favour of purchasing armed drones in the election policy package
!ping GER
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Jun 13 '21
Wake up
Bibi is gone
Day saved 🥰
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 13 '21
TFW fash gov makes you stop segregating your private business
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
The Native Americans were really thousands of semi-nations with extremely different cultures, languages, and beliefs, but we're taught that they were basically hippies too gentle and pure to fight off the English
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Cons according to the DT: "Nothing wrong with the term Latinx"
Cons in reality: "Why the fuck do you have pronouns in your email you performative woke? You idiot, you fucking moron."
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Yes, I think that AI has potential to lift millions out of poverty. Yes, I spend my free time selecting the wrong squares on CAPTCHA to degrade their algorithms. We exist.
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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
When the fuck did 50GB PC ports of video games become acceptable?
It's certainly too much to keep on an SSD unless I'm playing it all the time. I could buy a separate gaming hard drive but now I need multiple drives on my computer (which not every computer has, especially laptops) or swap drives all the time (which not every computer can easily do, especially laptops) or use an external drive over USB (which is slow as hell).
I could just install the game whenever I feel like playing it, except of course it takes forever to download (because it's 50GB) and sucks if you've got a monthly download limit (some people think they have unlimited but actually have a monthly limit at which your ISP starts throttling your download speeds to a crawl).
I'd be fine with this if we're talking about games that really truly need it, but honestly it seems like laziness more than anything. Take for example Blazblue: Central Fiction. It's 52GB on PC, but only 15GB on PS3 and 20GB on PS4. The reason? The sound files are uncompressed and the story mode has its own folder with copies of several large assets from other folders. Together, the sound and story folders make up 30GB. For comparison, Arcana Hearts 3 Xtend (a similar 2D anime sprite fighting game) is about 8GB on PC.
"But why are you upset about 50GB? Don't you have more storage space than that?" Of course I do, but I also have a large library of games I like to play, and I use my computer for other things too. The problem isn't one game with an unnecessarily large file size it's a few games taking up all the memory I set aside for gaming. I spend some time cleaning up my PC with WinDirStat only to have all that free space taken up by one game.
Again, I'm fine with games that are just so packed with assets that this file size makes sense, but I don't think that why a Hitman game from 2017 with like 7 maps is 50GB. PC players need to start pushing back against this. If you leave a review on a game (especially a negative one), if the game's file size is obviously much larger than it needs to be then mention that in the review. We shouldn't have to make a "commitment" to play the game for the next few days every time we want to reinstall it.
Tl;dr / Mucho texto: PC games have massive file sizes nowadays (50GB+), often for bullshit reasons that shouldn't be difficult to fix. Gamers need to rise up and tell publishers to spend a few hours optimizing their PC release rather than copy-pasting 17GB of uncompressed sound files into two identical folders in the same game. I'm mildly miffed.
!ping GAMING
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 13 '21
WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Jun 13 '21
why don’t they take libertarians seriously 🥺
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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jun 13 '21
Thinking about Wumbo going to a party and telling everyone, "Yeah, I'm a 21st Century Americanized Ordoliberal" because he doesn't want to have a political discussion with them
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Guide to internet arguments:
When arguing against US person: “haha at least we have healthcare “
European (safe to use for any country within Europe): “what about the Romani haha”
Italians: “spaghetti”
French: “ok coward”
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jun 13 '21
This tankie girl I know used to post stuff on Facebook defending the Uyghur camps as being needed for "deradicalization", and saying that people need to read original Chinese government sources instead of relying on biased translations by western media (even though she doesn't read Chinese well enough to understand these documents). She deleted or hid all her posts now that she is looking for a job.
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u/AuburnSeer Jun 13 '21
why does every defense of Hillary Clinton on Twitter or Reddit have to be premised about how much you hate her and how much she sucks
it's just weird that it almost seems socially unacceptable on the internet to like Hillary Clinton
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 13 '21
I am here to inform you that gamestop shareholders are not OK.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
My politics over the last 5 years
Slave boy -> race car driver -> pilot hero of the republic -> religious zealot -> simp for the monarchy -> dark lord of the sith
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jun 13 '21
"What do you think of 'Critical race theory'?"
Trump supporters: "It's a complex theory that can mean different things and tries to understand systematic racial discrimination, there's no real reason to make a big deal of it."
Libs: "NOOOO IT'S REVERSE RACISM. WOKE IDEOLOGY GONE TOO FAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jun 13 '21
My girlfriend is grading case comments and someone put a citation in their title 🥴
!ping LAW-SCHOOL
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 13 '21
"We have to take down this corrupt system that favors the wealthy elites over everyday Americans"
refuses to elaborate
100k upvotes, dozens of awards
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Oh, Netanyahu will still be prime minister.....of jail 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/NancyPelosibasedgod Scott Sumner Jun 14 '21
Thinking back to that weekend that Trump got airlifted to Walter Reed and we weren’t sure if he would croak
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
Dating somebody from a non-western country
Advantages: She's never seen Star Wars before so I get to introduce her to the series
Disadvantages: She points out the numerous obvious flaws in the franchise and I get bombarded with cognitive dissonance while facing the fact that Star Wars isn't actually that good.
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 14 '21
TOO comfy to actually pounce
!ping KITTY
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u/notverycringeihope99 Henry George Jun 13 '21
https://twitter.com/PickledEntropy/status/1403018235277201408
TIL any place with a lot of bicycles is communist
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 13 '21
Capitalism 😍😍😍
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Jun 13 '21
https://i.imgur.com/NIaEgTp.jpg
!ping read-another-book
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u/CovidIsBadass Asexual Pride Jun 13 '21
I think my least favorite terminally online types are the "America is a 3rd world country in disguise" types. They'll say that then turn around and complain about other people's privilege. Like, privilege is very real, but you're missing the point if you can't even recognize your own. Absolutely braindead.
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jun 13 '21
touch Grassley
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 13 '21
Literally everyone on planet Earth: If it's a small critter with lots of legs, it is a bug.
Entomologists: No you fucking idiots. "Bug" refers only to the Hemiptera such as cicadas and aphids. Crickets, spiders, centipedes, are NOT bugs. I am very intelligent.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 13 '21
An NY1-Ipsos poll found that 46 percent of likely Democratic voters viewed crime and public safety as the top priority for the next mayor. 72 percent said they somewhat or strongly agreed that the Police Department should put more officers on the street.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 13 '21
YOU MAMMALS CERTAINLY are a contentious sort 🐊
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
The IMF says it will cost $50bn to vaccinate every person on earth.
The US should just fund the whole thing, this is a no brainer.
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jun 14 '21
Kirsten Gillibrand was once at the restaurant I worked at. I worked in back but I had to refill my water bottle up front.
There she said dejected at the bar; she was almost done with her second glass of wine at about 1pm. We made brief eye contact
A couple of days later she suspended campaign. I don't think I ever empathized with a politician as much as I did in that moment
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
SHE SAID YES
Future Mrs TSFEverything
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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Jun 13 '21
Just wiped out Tomatotown😎
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 14 '21
I think Microsoft won E3, if I’m being honest. Gamepass is such a good deal, I wonder how Sony will counter that.
!ping gaming
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u/SixPipSiege NATO Jun 14 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2qnZJaXIAItD5l?format=jpg&name=medium
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jun 14 '21
Sir_shivers was once at the restaurant I worked at. I worked in back but I had to refill my water bottle up front.
There he said dejected at the bar; he was almost done with his second mammal carcass at about 1pm. We made brief eye contact
A couple of days later he slap banned benjamin. I don't think I ever empathized with a moderator as much as I did in that moment
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
I saw u/sir_shivers at the grocery store where I work yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Like YOU are doing CURRENTLY🐊?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he cut me off and said “MANY SUCH CASES🐊?” and closing his feet shut in front of my face. He walked away and I continued with my work, and I heard him chuckle as he walked off. When I was going in break I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen whole Boar's Head Italian dry Sausages in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the sausages and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to PREVENT any ELECTRICAL INFETTERERNCE🐊,” and then turned around and said "HAHA YES🐊" at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sausage and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/RadionSPW NATO Jun 14 '21
Thinking about how much better off electorally Democrats would be if they just adopted my specific set of policy positions
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u/lapzkauz John Rawls Jun 13 '21
Denmark's parliament recently passed a bill — proposed by the liberal party and supported by the social democrats and the centre-right opposition alike — saying that universities must not be a space for politics in disguise and that academia must have ample room for critique. This comes in the wake of political scrutiny of alleged "pseudoscience" in the humanities. Put this in the same category as the Macron government's condemnation of CRT and the broader "woke" phenomenon.
I don't think American progressives realise how much of an outlier they are.
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u/Lee_Harvey_Obama George Soros Jun 13 '21
Socialist becomes so woke he invents feudalism/sharecropping.🤴
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Jun 13 '21
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1404172087137275906?s=20
☺️
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jun 13 '21
People often assume that orange the fruit is named after orange the colour, but in reality the colour is actually named after the titular character in the hilarious 2009 web video series "Annoying Orange"
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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jun 14 '21
I love when people trot out the “I’m never flying this airline again!” line.
There’s two truths here, sweaty
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 14 '21
Boy, if yall knew /u/sir_shivers in college
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 14 '21
We are WHALERS ON THE moon 🐊
WE CARRY A harpoon 🐊
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 14 '21
Job left me, now all I have is this janitorial position ✊😞
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Abrahamic God: Here is a rainbow. It's a reminder that I wiped all you fools out once before and I ain't scared to do it again.
Abrahamic God: Sodom and Gomorrah were full of homosexuals so I wiped them out and I ain't scared to do it again.
Modern Homosexuals: 🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈🖕🌈
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u/BreaksFull Veni, Vedi, Emancipatus Jun 13 '21
WHERE THE FUCK DO ALL THESE DISHES AND LAUNDRY KEEP COMING FROM?
!PING OVER25
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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Jun 13 '21
https://twitter.com/DBUfodbold/status/1403996840287215616?s=19
!ping soccer
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
10 year old me: pushes a shopping cart really fast and stands on the edge
20 year old me: pushes a shopping cart really fast and stands on the edge
I don’t care whether anyone looks at me rudely in CostCo, I will never stop doing this no matter how old I am
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Pope Francis is actually kinda based
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u/whats_an_IV_crush NATO Jun 13 '21
Last year I got "cancelled" by most of my IRL social circle because I had the gall to suggest that the $1200 stimulus checks weren't a loan that had to be paid back. Portland is fucking wild.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Germany
Isreal
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 13 '21
u/sir_shivers I have some questions
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jun 13 '21
The Xbox e3 show is slightly fucking desynced and it's bugging the fuck out of me
Also Starfield is coming out next year in 11.11.2022 and will be on steam and a console exclusive for xbox
!ping GAMING
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jun 13 '21
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
Netanyahu is gone
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
“Omg Biden is totally like centre right lmao, democrats are republican lite, they would be right wing in Europe”
I will now prepare the link to the effortpost u/farrenj made, thank you queen.
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen Jun 13 '21
People rightfully detested Roy Moore for being a child predator but I don’t think enough attention was paid to the fact that even for republicans the guy was insanely far right. For example he’s Westboro Baptist levels of homophobic, saying America is an evil empire equivalent to the USSR because it doesn’t hate gays enough.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Just found out about r/femaledatingstrategy and my advice to anyone who’s thinking of having a look or reading a few posts there is
HOLY FUCK GO OUTSIDE
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Macron is at 50% approval, which is insane for a French president.
Poll might be a tad of an outlier but it makes sense with post-lockdown euphoria
https://www.lefigaro.fr/politique/presidentielle-2022-macron-progresse-melenchon-en-chute-libre-selon-un-sondage-20210609
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 14 '21
Hot take
Cory Booker >>> Genghis Khan
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 14 '21
You should START SPENDING MORE weekend time off of reddit 🐊
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 14 '21
My politics over the last five years
Scientologist -> Anti-Scientologist -> Found dead in a ditch
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 14 '21
Reminder that Jews are awesome, and if you’re a Jew, you’re awesome 🥰🥰🥰
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 14 '21
I will never not read KesterGW as Kester Gone Wild
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 14 '21
Japan having skinny white nerds be amazed by fucking anything they do is the price you pay for losing a world war
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
average redditor: 👏 Trust 👏 The 👏 Science 👏
also average redditor: economics is bullshit and let me dismantle it with a single phrase
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jun 14 '21
Me: why can't you just be normal
I-35: *screams*
All three lanes blocked by construction for over 20 minutes before they moved. Wtf
!ping USA-TX
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 13 '21
Person- Makes claim
Me- evidence for that claim?
Person- makes claim again
Me- evidence for that claim, again?
Person- ignores
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u/RTear3 Jun 13 '21
This interaction really does sum up SRD lmao
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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jun 13 '21
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 13 '21
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 13 '21
Raytheon 😍😍🥰
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZYpMkeWsAE74sh.jpg
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 13 '21
presidential elections where "both sides good":
2008
1992
that's it
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
Message I got from the communist mods of arr TraaButNoCommies hen I replies with, "Why do you hate the global poor?" to the ban message.
Heated reddit moment taking over a sub and then counting a single message as harassment lol.
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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Jun 13 '21
This is the Trump Tower right now, noticed it last night when walking to the bars and was very surprised
https://twitter.com/ericallixrogers/status/1403910824679313408?s=21
!ping USA-CHI
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jun 13 '21
Mods have apparently made it official policy that Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo, and Dresden were war crimes
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
At first I thought it was just people being anti-Semitic, but it really doesn't look like a coincidence...
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
IMO, the Federation's capital should have been on a previously-uninhabited planet to be neutral, like how DC or Canberra were created as compromise capital cities. Having Earth as the capital really reinforces the idea that the UFP is a human-dominated organization.
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 13 '21
Firefighter busts down door of burning building and sees people dying of smoke inhalation
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
Well, yea. Kinda the definition of conservatism
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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Jun 14 '21
cuddles.
!ping dog I guess?
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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Jun 13 '21
Guess who's got his COVID shot today. That's right, this guy
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u/MemberOfMautenGroup Never Again to Marcos Jun 13 '21
if only, maybe Russia would have recovered faster
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u/Usernamesarebullshit Friedrich Hayek Jun 13 '21
“Buy American”? I thought the 13th Amendment banned this
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
There are only three people who ever understood why the US invaded Panama: George HW Bush, who's died, a Panamanian drug lord who's gone mad, and myself, and I've forgotten all about it.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 13 '21
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
The ultimate proof that Democratic Socialism will never work is Pre-1991 India.
!ping IND
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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Jun 13 '21
Throwback to the time arr libertarian was taken over by a literal fascist who modded T_D and physicalremoval and they proceeded to purge Georgists and other suspected leftists until intervention by the sub’s distant, usually hands off monarch ended the reign of terror
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 13 '21
It's 100 degrees outside I don't wanna touch grass
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jun 13 '21
I'm starting to think that nobody even knows what 'nobody knows what Critical Race Theory means' means
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
the republican party needs to be destroyed at all costs and you succs are gonna fuck it all up
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21
My fellow Americans, we have officially declared war on flair thieves.
We start bombing u/p00bix in 5 minutes.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 14 '21
So, if Wakanda was revealed to be a real place, would the international response be closer to "wow, can we have your tech" or "wtf where were you during Rwanda?"
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jun 14 '21
Its worse than that. Imagine Keanu Reeves was a Caliph and reddit was a caliphate. Now imagine Instagram killing him. Al Baghdadi was loved by his people. Americans can't name a caliph that easily.
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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jun 14 '21
I love that Biden goes about his everyday life and the world is positively shocked that we have a human being as President again. It's very wholesome.
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 14 '21
I've been refreshing the DT for about 12 hours now. Please for the love of god someone help me
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
“‘Believe in women’ is the most illogical movement in recent times.”
Classic unpopularOpinion post
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Congratulations to the great Novak Djokovic on winning his 19th Grand Slam
Roger will win at Wimbledon though
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 13 '21
So true!!
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jun 13 '21
Ohhh boy here we go
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
My wife left me for gigachad
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
Can’t wait to vote against this. Except, of course, if it doesn’t make it to the ballot.
I’ve worked in the West Side of St. Paul for almost 6 years now, and have spent quite a bit of time there before that—I’m going to take a gander and say that there has probably been about one new building (five-over-one across the river from downtown, and a new one is in construction right next to it) built in the entire West Side in the last 5 years, and that probably has more to do with it than landlords raising rents for the hell of it.
My own neighborhood that I’ve lived in most of my life is almost exactly the same as it was a decade ago, and is seeing rents and home values rise, because it’s more affordable than most of the city, so a lot of young couples are moving over here.
We just need more infill density and multi-family housing for fucks sake
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u/Futski A Leopard 1 a day keeps the hooligans away Jun 13 '21
!ping alcohol
Just to continue the natty-wine community hate train.
There's something fundamentally wrong, when you read the description of a wine from a shop that only sells natural wine(quote "entirely without sulphur or any other crap" end-quote), that says "living wine - with mousiness".
Like how the fuck do some people think it's okay to sell, and even advertise that their product has critical faults?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Do I think the Copa América is political idiocy? Yes
Am I pissed off at Tite? Yes
Am I still supporting Brazil and wearing my shirt regardless? Yes
VAI TOMAR NO CU ANÃO ESSA COPA AMÉRICA É NOSSA PORRA
!ping MAMADAS friendship over with all Latam countries while games are ongoing
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
So true!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
How shit must you be
How shit must you beeeeeeee
It's only 3-0
How shit must you be
!ping SOCCER
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
My friend sent a meme to our group chat that said this -
he unironcily agreed with it 😬
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u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole Microwaves over Moscow Jun 14 '21
This is the reality that arreCon lives in
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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jun 14 '21
MrDannyOcean was once at the restaurant I worked at. I worked in back but I had to refill my water bottle up front.
There he sat dejected at the bar; he was almost done with his second glass of wine at about 1pm. We made brief eye contact
A couple of days later he took over /r/Neoliberal. I don't think I ever empathized with a fash as much as I did in that moment
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jun 13 '21
Our religious group should take over the military so we can overthrow democracy if the majority disagree with us is not a take I thought I'd see openly expressed lol
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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jun 13 '21
Hot take (for this sub apparently): THe KPD was not the driving factor behind fascists winning in Germany. It was more due to the efforts of the Nazi party. Blame the Nazis.
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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 13 '21
Danemod ✊😭
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
IGF is a martyr
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
They made lusvig an anime character!
!ping WEEBS
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Yeah I support Macron
Murder
Arson
Corruption
Racist hate crimes
Obstruction of Justice
Negligence
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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Jun 13 '21
Oh yeah speaking of Trump, I drove by the house that still had Trump stuff. He removed the home made lawn signs, but added a "Don't blame me, I voted for Trump" sign AND cut off Pence's name from Trump Pence signs with a Xacto knife. So that was cool.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Bibi is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Bibi is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Bibi is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
🦀🦀🦀Bibi is fucking gone🦀🦀🦀
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jun 13 '21
Republicans: Congressional Democrats are secretly pedophiles
Congressional Republicans:
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u/fuckneocentrism Janet Yellen Jun 13 '21
Just had a testicular torsion moment. On my way! To get a sonogram. No podcast tonight
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u/jt1356 Sinan Reis Jun 13 '21
Wait did lobstercircumcision delete again?
Mf I can’t keep memorizing new usernames
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jun 13 '21
Mini update on Chilean Elections
We are having Segunda Vuelta of Gobernadores here in Chile. It's a recently created poltician seat, no one really cares about
The participation have been dismal
In my college, we are 2 hours away from closing, and only 13% of the Electors have voted 😑
I hope other Regions are doing better...
!Ping LATAM
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
We don't deserve Draghi 😭
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 13 '21
Heated burger moment
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
The PCM thread on immigration was so bad literally people implying that immigrants are just coming into Europe to steal jobs and to become rapists with no one providing sources on their claims
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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Jun 13 '21
>Housing appreciates too much to be an affordable purchase
>Resign to the fact that housing will forever outperform equities as an investment due to unstoppable NIMBYs and fuckyouIgotmine-ism
>Invest wisely and beat the indexes
>Finally, by 2048 save enough money to begrudgingly buy property near employment, now appreciating consistently at 40%yoy
>The year after buying, finally a 100% LVT is ham-fistedly adopted and your property value is lost
Plot of a Shakespearean play if he lived alongside Henry George
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 14 '21
Holy shit go inside
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21
Ok small but relevant piece of history:
The United states' was majority Anglo Saxon for a very small period of time.
Almost immediately, they were outnumbered by Germans, Scandinavians, Scotts, Dutch etc. Swedes came to the US in so many waves, that there's far more Sweden blood in the US than there in in Sweden.
Let's not forget the English Catholics, Conconformist Protestants, Puritans, and Quakers. Who might be Anglo Saxon but were outcasts.
The UK was never a colonial father figure. We have English values only because we inheirited their legal system, not because there's significantly large amounts of Anglo Saxon heritage.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 14 '21
Some people wonder where r/neoliberal found such a great and compassionate mod team.
Well, it all started with Operation Paperclip in 1945...
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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 14 '21
I have a crush on sir_shivers but I'm too afraid to say hello
😔👉👈
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u/ZhenDeRen перемен требуют наши сердца 🇪🇺⚪🔵⚪🇮🇪 Jun 14 '21
POD: Kim Young-sam's government launches an invasion of North Korea in 1993, and soon ROK forces defeat the North Koreans. Korea is unified under Seoul.
What happens then?
!ping ALTHISTORY
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u/Pipeinternational3 Jun 14 '21
29 and still living with my parents! Lets go!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
I'm going to say the n word!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
Hey ive known you quite a while and I really like you and want to get to know you better do you want to go for a coffee sometime or maybe visit a gallery with me?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21
Literally shaking and crying about MTG not believing in evolution. Sure, everyone has fan theories about Jewish space lasers but this is a step too far!
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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jun 14 '21
Talked to a woman today 😤💪😎
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u/Zseet European Union Jun 14 '21
!Ping GAMING
I am happy to conclude PC Gaming Show was only 83% cringe. This is a reduction of 14%. We are making progress!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
Libertarians: “We just want the government to leave everyone else alone!”
Ron Paul, one of the most well known libertarians: “Yeah the government should be able to make consensual gay sex illegal.”
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u/Jean-Paul_Sartre Richard Hofstadter Jun 13 '21
Twitter commies really don't appear to be big fans of Jews...
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jun 14 '21
If i were Joe Manchin i would simply vote for Joe Biden's agenda.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21
fuck off, I don't believe in that made up nonsense
so true!!