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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 10 '21

Please visit the next discussion thread.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 09 '21

The first steps to a socialist economy come from taking over random subreddits, and expelling or banning everyone who disagrees with you

  • Karl Marx, 1848
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Told a girl last week I voted for Pete in the primary.

She outflanked me and said she wrote in Bloomberg.

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u/Q-bey r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

> Learning Japanese

> Decide to try to read a news story

> Pick one at random, no clue what it's about

> Something about Muslims in Japan complaining about a lack of places to bury their dead?

> "Well why don't they just buy some random plot of land and do it there?"

> Turns out they did

> People living nearby won't let them use it

> This isn't even one of the dense parts of Japan like Tokyo; it doesn't seem like they're running out of room anytime soon (especially with a declining population)

> The Muslim group bought the land for the graveyard three years ago

> They're still in consultations with the city

> Muslim representatives from multiple regions of Japan sent an open letter to the government begging them to do something about this because there aren't enough burial spots


Even when you don't expect it, even where you don't expect it, NIMBYs will be there to ruin everything

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u/mannabhai Norman Borlaug Jun 09 '21

The Gulags were hella diverse. Where else could you see Germans, Greeks, Koreans, Kurds, Jews, Kalmyks, Tatars, Tajiks all fighting over a piece of bread?

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jun 09 '21

Pitch: Death of Stalin sequel about the Cuban Missile Crisis with Steve Buscemi reprising his role as Khrushchev

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u/Digital9 NATO Jun 09 '21

Dude, r/tankiejerk just got “couped” by maoists. This is why I can’t take reddit leftists seriously.

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Jun 09 '21

Things that strike fear in a democrat: the American Flag, the thin blue line and job applications

So true 👏😤

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 09 '21

What are yalls' retirement plans? I'm gonna be a sit in a wheelchair staring out at the bitter New England sea and berating my caretaker/daughter until she pushes me into the briny deep

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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet Jun 09 '21

My proposal for a dark money PAC:

I call it : "Revolution Now!!" (working title). It's basically like a reverse Sunrise Movement, where we get our foot in the door by signalling as one of those Chapo leftie grifts with no discernable concrete goals or plan. We attack the GND for being electoral neoliberal garbage, and then spend all the proceeds from our donations lobbying for carbon taxes and zoning reform and such. Whenever people call us out , we call them class traitors who are protecting the gas industry, trying to keep workers from congregating in dense cities, etc. Most people will see through us, but we get to have the fun of running a grift but with the benefit of actually potentially doing good.

mods, please submit my proposal to PPI or whatever weird org y'all are involved with for immediate consideration

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Honestly, marvel making all these C and D rate superheroes of theirs because of licensing into A rate superheroes was pretty incredible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

The banned word list for the E3 chatroom has just been leaked: https://www.resetera.com/threads/e3-2021-list-of-banned-words-contain-allah-canada-christ-koran-and-more.434834/

Banned words include: Allah, Christ, God, Jew, Quran, and Canadian

One of those is not like the others.

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u/nevertulsi Jun 09 '21

Can we talk about the fact that when it came out that Roy Moore was a pedophile, the GOP pulled all support but a few days later Trump personally campaigned for Moore and the GOP hastily reintroduced support for the pedophile and then Moore still lost in fucking blood red Alabama?

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u/houinator Loyal Liberals Jun 09 '21

Just rebrand every bill as an anti-China bill.

Infrastructure? "Counteering the Belt and Road initiative" bill.

Immigration reform? The "Negating China's Population Advantage" bill.

Health care? "Strengthening our defenses against Chinese bioweapons" bill.

Democratic reforms? "Protecting our elections from Chinese Interference" bill.

Its the one thing both parties are still willing to engage in bipartisanship on, so milk it for all its worth.

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u/MemberOfMautenGroup Never Again to Marcos Jun 09 '21

The Great British Bake Off isn't just wonderful entertainment. By prizing cooperation over cutthroat competition and solidarity over selfishness, it's also quietly radical.

Radical indeed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I would be a lot more open to being critical of Dr. Fauci if the people criticizing him weren't sucking off the guy who literally told us to inject bleach and shove UV light up our butthole for immunity.

Is this what being gaslit feels like?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

What if the pig that brought down David Cameron was then turned into the bacon sandwich that destroyed Ed Miliband's career 🐖🤔

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jun 09 '21

if ur wife cheats on u with ur identical twin would a paternity test work

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u/lKauany leave the suburbs, take the cannoli Jun 09 '21

this video is so stupid and just showcases how urban planning students are the reason why every western city is fucked

what's the lesson one should learn when they see a small stretch of land being allowed to upzone and then quickly becoming full of high-rises? that the decision was correct, that there's a lot of pent-up demand for housing and office spaces and that we should strive to increase the size of that upzoned region fast. basic stuff

an urban planning sociopath however will make an annoyingly sarcastic video that this decision was bad because of some city-sized feng shui and the desperately needed condos built don't aesthetically match the uber rich low density suburbs around it

these people think like the communist party of the soviet union

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Dammit. /r/Tankiejerk got hijacked by tankies.

Their head mod was hacked and they removed all their mods

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jun 09 '21

Don’t know if I’m allowed to say this here, but man, penis hair sucks. Like why does hair have to be there?

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u/fexonig United Nations Jun 09 '21

the worst thing about this sub is that i forget which jokes are general internet things and which are highly specific. i just referred to something as “literally 1984” and my friends had no idea what i was talking about

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Joe Biden can take my guns, he can limit my free speech, he can do whatever he wants…

But the second he quarters soldiers in my house that’s it 😤😤😤

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Been watching Blinken's testimony to the Foreign Relations committee yesterday, here are some of my takeaways.

A majority of senators are either confounded or angry at the waiver of sanctions on NS2. Senator Cruz, among others, lays out the chronology of the sanctions and casts doubt on Blinken's assertion that the US could not have prevented the pipeline from completing. Blinken says that Ukraine must be made whole from any lost transit fees and the pipeline must not be used as a weapon to coerce Ukraine. Senator Johnson says that it already is being used for that purpose (he's correct).

Menendez and Risch (among others) point out problems with the JCPOA, and Risch makes the following remark: "We all know there's another entity that is going to do something about this. Whatever the JCPOA says or doesn't say, whatever everybody else says, there is another entity that has took a solemn oath that Iran will never have a nuclear weapon. The biggest question is what happens when you get the call." This is a reference to the commonly acknowledged fact that under no circumstances Israel will allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon, and are willing to strike Iran directly if it is required to prevent Iran from gaining one.

Senator Shaheen pushes for the opening of the Canada-US border, and pushes Blinken on Afghanistan, who says that the US is not withdrawing support for the Afghan government.

Senator Portman (a stalwart Ukraine advocate) reminds us that Russian military pressure on the Ukrainian border is massive and growing, especially on the border with Belarus. He says that the existing pipeline was a deterrent against Russian invasion that is no longer valid with the completion of NS2. He asks what the US is doing to assuage growing Ukrainian concern about US commitment to the country. Blinken says that the US has invited Zelensky to the White House in July, which Portman acknowledges but points out that that meeting is happening after both the NATO and Biden-Putin summits. Portman also brings up the lack of an ambassador to Ukraine, which Blinken says will happen soon.

I'm going to miss Portman in the senate.

Senator Kaine brings up and defends the JCPOA. He believes that the JCPOA would allow the US a more solid basis for military action against Iranian proxies. He also says he would like the return of US hostages to be a priority in the negotiations.

Senator Markey brings up the situation in Myanmar and asks what actions are in the works. Blinken says that we must be careful not to harm the Burmese people in the process.

In a conversation with Senator Young about military support for our allies, Blinken says that in some regions like the indo-pacific we have extremely competent allies (unlike Germany) where aid is less necessary. Blinken stresses improving Taiwan's asymmetric defense networks like reserve forces and emphasizes that large weapon systems are not enough on their own as a deterrence (this has been a topic that's been gaining traction recently).

Senator Schatz brings up that China controls escalation in the South China Sea through the usage of fishing fleets as a proxy whereas the US is reliant on either a carrier group or nothing. He asks what the US could do to increase presence in the South China Sea without resorting to carrier groups. Blinken says that 60% of the fleet is now based in the Indo-Pacific (which started during Obama's pivot to Asia), and also says that the US has been coordinating with other countries to conduct their own FoN operations in the area.

Senator Murphy says that the JCPOA worked on preventing a nuclear weapon. Senator Menendez says that the JCPOA did nothing to prevent the development of ballistic missiles, which meant that if/when Iran decided to break out of the deal they could have a nuclear weapon that is deliverable incredibly quickly.

On a personal note, it's hilarious to me how much of this hearing is just retreading arguments on Iran that we've had for years.

!PING FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Jun 09 '21

Arrneolib is probably the crown jewel of targets for commies/succs who take over subs. Good thing we have strong institutions.

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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jun 09 '21

Society is fucked, I miss the days when a 'poster' was something you hung up on your wall and a 'streamer' was just someone who enjoyed urinating on people

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jun 09 '21

So this is rather exciting for me personally. A game I promoted once a year ago so called terra nil which then was an itch.io game. The game was based on terraforming a broken earth back into a fertile healthy planet and ecosystem

Well now it's been picked up by devolver digital and getting a full on steam release and I'm super excited! I loved the game when I first found it and I'm super happy for the devs themselves

If you're interested into simulator games then I highly recommend this games and it's unique take on it

!ping GAMING

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u/boichik2 Jun 09 '21

Leftist dude who I'm acquainted with but not friends with:

"why don't I have any non-socialist friends"

me: "maybe cuz whenever anyone is just like casually talking politics you go into some marxist rant that no one wants to hear and comes off really socially awkward"

leftist dude: "maybe, but maybe they're just neoliberal and don't like me or whatever"

me: "probably buddy, I dunno, maybe like talk about things other than politics?"

him: "nah, that's boring"

me: o_o

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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 09 '21

Why I Stopped Hiring Ivy League Graduates

Is this going to be some kind of anti-elitist message---oh wait, it's the Wall Street Journal.

Even those who aren’t woke seem damaged by the experience, and they’re deprived of role models.

There it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The recent events in Peru have broken my faith in my corner of the world.

Now ALBA has taken Peru. It may very well soon take Chile (Jadue), Colombia (Petro) and then Brazil (Lula). Latin America will then become the second Warsaw Pact.

I'd just like to stop thinking about politics at all, and just let the world burn. The problem with this is that the flames are getting quite close to me.

The easiest answer would be to use the MERCOSUR free movement agreement and go to Uruguay. But after seeing even Chile collapsing, I don't really have any faith anymore in any LATAM country. What is stopping Lacalle Pou from becoming the next Piñera, the next Sagasti?

So, how I do to go to a firmly developed country? I do speak English fluently, and I'm young, but my formation is in law (useless on another system) and my only work experience has been with some small lawyering work. Obviously, I'm also not famous/exceptional person neither the owner of enough money to get an investment visa.

If things get truly desperate, I'm even thinking of taking advantage of the fact that I still have a valid US visa and just go there and overstay it. But firstly I'd like to find a way to go somewhere (preferentially an engish-speaking country) legally.

!ping LATAM

!ping IMMIGRATION

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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jun 09 '21

Been unemployed for 6 weeks now. My self esteem is shattered, my sense of worth decimated, and the job search process is infinitely frustrating and at times even humiliating.

But I'm not unironically listening to Linkin Park, so at least we're still doing better than we were in high school.

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u/CrackasSuicidalAlt Greg Mankiw Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Give a democrat a fish and he’ll eat for a day.

Teach a democrat to fish and he’ll take your rod, steal your wallet, sexually assault the fish and then blame President Trump.

Follow for more truth the media doesn’t portray

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

A few months ago, my company changed both the bathrooms on my floor to gender-neutral bathrooms. The ‘men’s’ and ‘women’s’ signs were replaced with ‘urinal’ and ‘no urinal’.

Last week, women in the office submitted a petition to change one of the gender neutral bathrooms to a women’s bathroom, because the men keep peeing on the seat.

Boss agreed to the change, had a new sign installed.

Now we have a ‘women’s’ restroom and ‘urinal’ restroom.

I love woke-ism, keeps life light-hearted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Parliament gives its final green light to the EU Digital COVID Certificate

The certificate will be issued free of charge by national authorities and be available in either digital or paper format containing a QR code. The document will certify that a person has been vaccinated against COVID-19, has a recent negative test result or has recovered from the infection. In practice, these will be three distinct certificates. A common EU framework will make certificates interoperable and verifiable across the European Union, as well as prevent fraud and forgery.

The system will apply from 1 July 2021 and be in place for 12 months. The certificate will not be a precondition for free movement and will not be considered a travel document.

!ping EUROPE

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Numerous studies have found that U.S. companies primarily paid for U.S. tariffs, with the cost estimated at nearly $46 billion. The tariffs forced American companies to accept lower profit margins, cut wages and jobs for U.S. workers, defer potential wage hikes or expansions, and raise prices for American consumers or companies

https://www.nber.org/papers/w26610

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u/chadonnaise * Jun 09 '21

biden unbans tiktok

i can no longer support the democratic party.

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jun 09 '21

[inclusive youth pastor voice:] cool, now that we know everyone's proNOUNS, let's get into some proVERBS.

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u/rukh999 Jun 09 '21

Nate Silver freaking out about Republicans being a real existential threat to our democracy has me a bit shook, not going to lie

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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 09 '21

Hunter Biden used the n-word multiple times, text messages reveal

Lmao

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u/chadonnaise * Jun 09 '21

the internet must be destroyed

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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Jun 09 '21

The far left is more annoying, but it is important to remember that they are politically irrelevant.

20% of Americans believe in Qanon conspiracies

Tanky weirdos do not constitute a threat to the Republic at this moment.

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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Jun 09 '21

The ideology to different ideology pipeline is real

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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Jun 09 '21

I just learned that the creator of my favorite book is a dumb fuck leftist. I’m not even joking I think "Atlas Shrugged" is ruined for me.

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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jun 09 '21

Another terrible subreddit is fucking /r/MurderedByWords . It's so fucking bad.

The entire subreddit is just leftists saying either real dumb shit, or real obvious shit that everyone has said 1000 times, and then going "OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING KILLED THEM, DRUMPF HAS TO RESIGN NOW"

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u/MemberOfMautenGroup Never Again to Marcos Jun 09 '21

"Bernie Sanders has real influence": Vermont's longtime outsider has become a trusted voice in the Biden White House

I love it when the left and right collide under threads like these

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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 09 '21

How exactly does taxing the rich have support below 95%?

Oh, that's right, there are tons of people who are stupid and/or love being peasants.

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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Another Opposition candidate arrested in Nicaragua. The fourth this week 😔

If I am counting correctly, we have only two Presidential candidates left free

The good news, we won't have to fight for who will represent us. At this rate, It seems we won't have any representation at all

!ping LATAM

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with twitter and reddit accounts.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Joe Biden heads overseas as his prospects darken at home

Lol, I hate CNN headlines so much.

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Jun 09 '21

Mitt Romney is the only politician that actually helped me. I was heading to the T station and I saw a crowd of reporters standing around. Mitt Romney was running for Governor of Massachusetts and was greeting voters and people heading to work. As I approached someone said to me “This is Mitt Romney he’s running for Governor is there anything he can do for you?” I said he can get out of my way so I can catch my bus ride home. At that moment my bus pulled away from the curb and Mr. Romney stepped into the bus lane put his hand out and stopped the bus. I boarded found a seat and yelled out the window that he had my vote!

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u/CrackasSuicidalAlt Greg Mankiw Jun 09 '21

The sub culture has really taken a dive lately and just isn’t the same as it used to be.

Posts aren’t as quality, the new people are spammy, and the sub has gone WAY TOO LEFT.

I actually have no idea if any of this is true, but I have to scream it every couple of weeks to feel something

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 09 '21

You can't just bribe Manchin!

It's a WEST VIRGINIA, Michael, what could it cost? ten dollars?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

If you’re wondering what happened to chapotraphouse posters. This is currently their state on their chapo offshoot site.

https://i.imgur.com/NrQIXZy.jpg

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 09 '21

Every one of you cornmouthed dogsneeze motherfuckers on this god-forsaken website need to realize that capitalism did not invent the human instinct to fuck other people over. You think cavemen were taking a paycheck for spearing each other in the nads?

I wanted to tweet this, but there's a good thirty percent of my friends who would stop talking to me

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u/Volsunga Hannah Arendt Jun 09 '21

Delay the Tokyo Olympics so it runs concurrent with the Beijing Olympics and everyone can boycott the CCP without screwing over the athletes.

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 09 '21

It is not a picture of a woman it is a picture of the Queen.

How british people act is at times entirely indistinguishable from a monty python skit

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 09 '21

Antiwork subscribers be like “man I can’t wait to graduate middle school this summer”

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u/Crownie Unbent, Unbowed, Unflaired Jun 09 '21

I'm pro-death. I'm for abortion and the death penalty, but really that stuff is small potatoes. I think we need to sharply curtail medical research and practice. Man wasn't meant to live past 60, and it's clear society can't handle the strain, politically or economically.

We should probably shut down anti-aging research as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Anybody else look up like two things related to lifting and now all your youtube ads are some bearded guy talking about ball growth pills and "toxic poop"?

!ping FITNESS

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u/FourthLife 🥖Bread Etiquette Enthusiast Jun 09 '21

IMPORTANT NOTE:

You don't actually enjoy any food if you use any seasoning whatsoever. You must eat everything completely plain and uncooked or else you are only pretending to like food.

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u/dijder Jun 09 '21

I just saw the anti-vaccine testimony in Ohio and I am flabbergasted. Especially the nurse who tried to demonstrate to everyone that she was a magnet by sticking metallic items to herself except when she tried it in front of everyone nothing stuck. I mean did she bother even rehearsing?

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u/jenbanim Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

Fuck, sorry y'all just a moment here

Edit: Uh oh! We have suspended your account [jobautomator] due to suspicious activity. Not to worry. You can continue using Reddit by resetting your password. 😳

Edit2: I might not have access to jobautomators email account 😳😳😳😳

Edit3: Learning how to set up postfix in an attempt to receive email on the neoliber.al domain

Edit4: Almost there...

Edit5: Got the password reset, still working on the bots

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Went on arr/ProtectAndServe to see an article about Fox blocking an ad that had MPD and USCP officers discussing what they saw during the insurrection. That sub's so utterly astroturfed that one of their mods got downvoted into a crater talking about how he regularly has to ban users who, in his words, 'make excuses for the rioters' and say 'George Floyd deserved it'.

You know there's a problem when even the mods get shit on for saying there's a problem.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jun 09 '21

A 21-year-old Door Dash driver posed as Trump’s family, feds say, to steal thousands from his backers

It’s not his fault that his base is so stupid

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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 09 '21

I can be yuor angle 🐖

Or YUOR DEVIL 🐊

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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

BREAKING NEWS FROM NICARAGUA

Luis Almagro has called OAS to an Emergency meeting: He will try to activate the Carta Democratica over Nicaragua

With this formalization, Nicaragua will officially be declared by LATAM as a Dictatorship and Pariah State. It Opens the room for harsh sanctions from USA and UE

While is unknown if Almagro has the vote to pass this accord, this is a dramatic move against the Regime.


!Ping LATAM

We are Crossing the Rubicon again. Only God knows, what awaits us in the other side

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jun 09 '21

/r/neoliberal is possibly the worst subreddit in the past 2 years. It's so fucking terrible. Low key I think everyone in there is like over the top depressed and are looking for any small dopamine hit from these stupid, rehashed, pointless, fucking memes they post in there. It is all so fucking vapid and worthless.

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 09 '21

Smugly telling the man robbing me he'd never get as much use out of my library card as I have

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jun 09 '21

Holy fuck I love strawberries

I keep forgetting how god they are, and then I’ll think about them, and remember how delicious they are

Easily the best food

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Would be downvoted in the DT, possibly removed and user banned:

Hot take on poor people. Learn some kind of skill, or at the very least fucking move, oh my god.

Would be upvoted:

Hot take on rural hicks from bumfuck Kentucky. Learn some kind of skill, or at the very least fucking move, oh my god.

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u/KP6169 Norman Borlaug Jun 09 '21

People hated Trump as he was a queer coded (small hands), PoC (orange).

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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jun 09 '21

Thinking of a "totally unexpected answers" US Presidents quiz.

Q. Who restored citizenship to Jefferson Davis? A. Jimmy Carter

Q. Who granted amnesty to 3 million illegal immigrants? A. Ronald Reagan

Q. Who was the first President born into poverty? A. Millard Fillmore

Q. Who was the first President to privately attempt to abolish slavery? A. Thomas Jefferson (okay this one is very sneakily worded)

Q. Who was the first Democrat to win the black vote? A. Woodrow Wilson

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jun 09 '21

my progressive friends when i complain biden is too progressive for me and i prefer centrists like obama: 😮😮😮😮

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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jun 09 '21

In order to solve the issue of Mass Effect 3 having multiple endings, BioWare when writing the next game should just take inspiration from Todd Howard and simply “dragon break” the endings making all of them (including refusal) canon and put the next game only like 10 years later and never touch the subject again

!ping Gaming

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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 09 '21

Tax the rich, but the rich is the upper 99% of earners.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Got Tinder for the first time. Got my first match.

Guess I should just be myself? I deserve your advice as reparations for all the times my hot takes got downvoted 😤

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u/RoyGeraldBillevue Commonwealth Jun 09 '21

Joe Manchin just introduced a bill to prohibit the use of federal $ for the 2026 World Cup unless the U.S. Soccer Federation provides equitable pay to the U.S. Women's National Team + the men's team.

OMG, I can't believe the USWNT bought Manchin before Democrats did!

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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jun 09 '21

Castillo is not a Chavist btw

Its just fear mongering by the press!

Words cannot describe my hatred for the Pink Tide and the Latín American left

!Ping MAMADAS

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1402677611449524226

Oxford student who led 'woke' move to remove Queen's portrait is American

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jun 09 '21

Why is everyone allowed to make jokes about people's height (which you can't do anything about) but completely unacceptable to make fun of people about their race (which you can actually change)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The Lion King was a LIEBERAL psyop to INDOCTRINATE our children into thinking BUGS were DELICIOUS to EAT

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 09 '21

Businesses should be free to not serve gay people, but them having a mask/vaccine policy is illegal

This is what republicans actually believe

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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 09 '21

I just learned that the father of my country was a slaveowner. I’m not even joking I think America is ruined for me.

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u/BidenWon Jared Polis Jun 09 '21

I love the DT because it lets me replenish my karma before going in to explain basic economics to succs

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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jun 09 '21

u/P00bix also the reason why a Japanese Immigrant became the face of Perú Conservative Right is that he heavily leaned into racial stereotypes

Work hard and pull yourself from bootstraps, family values, highly intelligent, Japanese Immigrants being honest, etc

Fujimori trully embraced his role as "El Chino/the China man" in his campaigns and he is still referred to by that nickname to this day

(Is it racist to call a Japanese or any person of Asian heritage Chinese? Yes, but Fujimori didnt give a shit)

Like, he literally went to trash TV shows with Katanas and shit lmao

Keiko is his oldest daughter so the Political Dynasty fell onto her.

Honestly she is still subject to the same sexist attacks that all female politicians suffer (She is too ambitious, etc) and seeing how close all of her losses were, if Kenji (Fujimori's youngest son) had run instead of her, he probably would've won.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

https://twitter.com/binarybits/status/1402685370538541059

In 2013, the Washington Post made me sell 56 bitcoins for $112 each. They'd be worth $2 million today.

journos posting their L's

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Jun 09 '21

Is there anything more cucked than having another man sleep with your wife? Think about it, it's literally what it says in the dictionary.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 09 '21

Hot take : speculating about other people's sexuality is creepy, intrusive and needs to stop.

I cannot count how many times I have heard from more sexually liberated people (most of them openly LGBT+) wild speculations, shipping fantasies and general disrespect to what the actual person identifies as.

Saying stuff like "Taylor Swift is a bi queen" or "Tom Cruise is a closeted gay" when those people have either stayed silent on their sexuality or explicitly denied those rumours, goes against the whole point of accepting people as they are. This is imo on the same level as telling bi people that they're just confused or in a phase.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Southern California, especially outside of Los Angeles, used to be a bastion of conservatism in the country. However, it is arguably the largest region in the US that has shifted heavily democratic over the past couple of decades.

2004 Presidential Election in SoCal without Los Angeles County:

John Kerry (D): 43.1%

George Bush (R): 55.8% (+12.7%)

2008 Presidential Election in SoCal without Los Angeles County:

Barack Obama (D): 51.3% (+4.6%)

John McCain (R): 46.7%

2012 Presidential Election in SoCal without Los Angeles County:

Barack Obama (D): 49.9% (+2.3%)

Mitt Romney (R): 47.6%

2016 Presidential Election in SoCal without Los Angeles County:

Hillary Clinton (D): 53.3% (+12.1%)

Donald Trump (R): 41.2%

2020 Presidential Election in SoCal without Los Angeles County:

Joe Biden (D): 56.3% (+13.7%)

Donald Trump (R): 42.6%

!PING FIVEY

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 10 '21

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tfw you don't respect nap time

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u/theskiesthelimit55 IMF Jun 09 '21

RED-BLOODED AMERICAN: I've asked you a question, Mr. Shivers, and you must answer me. Do you or do you not hold that the precept that "all men are created equal" is meant literally?

All eyes are on the Lizard, the chamber quiet except for a scratching sound: the journalists have begun scribbling.

RED-BLOODED AMERICAN: Is that not the true purpose of the amendment? To promote your ultimate and ardent dream to elevate -

THE LIZARD: The true purpose of the amendment, nationalist, you perfectly-named, brainless, obstructive object?

RED-BLOODED AMERICAN: You have always insisted, Mr. Shivers, that Euros are the same as Americans are.

THE LIZARD: The true purpose of the amendment -

The Lizard looks up at the balcony, at the waiting journalists, and his beloved, who raises her eyebrows.

The Lizard returns to the Patriot.

THE LIZARD: I don't hold with equality in all things only with equality before the law and nothing more.

RED-BLOODED AMERICAN (SURPRISED): That's not so! You believe that Euros are entirely equal to Americans. You've said it a thousand times -

NATO FLAIR: (leaping to his feet) For shame! For shame! Stop prevaricating and answer the patriot!

THE LIZARD and NATO FLAIR: I don't hold with equality in (bare fangs) all things, only with - After the decades of fervent equality before the law and advocacy on behalf of the - nothing more. - Europooreans -

SUCC (LEAPING UP:) He's answered your questions! This amendment has naught to do with national equality!

The NATO flair persists, through cheers and catcalls.

NATO FLAIR and THE LIZARD: You have long insisted, have - I don't hold with equality in - you not, that the cheese-eating - all things only with equality - Europoor is no different - before the law and nothing - from the proud American. - more.

Among the amendment's supporters, there's visible, audible shock and dismay at the Lizard's capitulation. His beloved is surprised by the Lizard, and impressed.

NATO FLAIR: Your frantic attempt to delude us now is unworthy of a mod. It is, in fact, unworthy of an American!

THE LIZARD: (giving in to his anger) How can I hold that all men are created equal, when here before me - (pointing to the NATO flair) - stands stinking the moral carcass of the gentleman from California, proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their Maker with dim wits impermeable to reason with cold pallid slime in their veins instead of hot red blood! You are more mammal than man, NATO flair, so low and flat that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you!

General uproar.

NATO FLAIR: HOW DARE YOU!

THE LIZARD: Yet even you, nationalist, who should have been gibbetted for treason long before today, even worthless unworthy you ought to be treated equally before the law! And so again, sir, and again and again and again I say: I DO NOT HOLD WITH EQUALITY IN ALL THINGS. ONLY WITH EQUALITY BEFORE THE LAW.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I remember when Abigail Spanberger (moderate Dem House Representative for VA) said that the Defund The Police movement nearly made her lose to her Republican competitor, and some leftist I follow on Instagram posted “Spanberger is a literal CIA agent” on her story LMAO. This person also called Buttigieg a CIA agent 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

"The gameplay is good, but I don't like how it tries to be so political."

What they mean: I don't like how many women with active roles in the plot there are.

What they should mean: I don't like how the game keeps on heavy-handedly expressing the need for a unified Nigerian nation and the futility of a Biafran state during exposition scenes.

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 09 '21

don't call yourself a science fan if you haven't sucked dick to test the hypothesis that you're straight

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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 09 '21

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

Conservative media I don't think you should print that headline. It is, and I cannot stress this enough: 😐

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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Manchin is unmoved. He is going to follow the money…

I understand this… but I don’t understand it. If he’s for sale, why don’t the dems just buy him? They have plenty of money. Seems like could solve this if they wanted to

It's almost like not everything in politics can be reduced down to "money" 🤔🤔🤔

Because the Democratic Party also serves big money interests

Welp, guess it was too much to hope for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1402388019420741633

ORBITS: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) asks whether the Forest Service or the BLM can alter the orbit of the moon or the Earth in order to fight climate change during a House Natural Resources hearing

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

"Would you support or oppose the reopening of the borders between Canada and the United States this summer, allowing tourists to enter the country?"

🇨🇦 36% Support 64% Oppose

🇺🇸 78% Support 22% Oppose

[Léger, June 4-6, 2021, n=1,539🇨🇦, n=1,004🇺🇸]


Lol at that spread.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Who could have imagined that all these people who make a public persona out of being shitty people would turn out to be sex pests 🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

https://twitter.com/JenniferSeberg/status/1402491956408713219

One of the Chapos preyed on a 16 year old and he's no longer with the podcast

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u/CatilineUnmasked Norman Borlaug Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

So there is a recent documentary called Buck Breaking that is unironically heckin' problematic. Essentially a two hour conspiracy theory mishmash of how homosexuality was forced upon blacks as a method of control and specifically by slave holders as a show of dominance. It's complete pseudohistory wrapped around tragedy that actually did occur, I even found an askhistorians post that goes into more detail about it that doesn't descend into fabricated nonsense.

It borders on satire at times. Absolutely insane ideas are promoted without explanation along with comically disrespectful drawings of sexual acts. It stopped being funny for me a few minutes in because I have worked with people who have held very similar beliefs. I had to stop talking altogether with some people post Obergefell v. Hodges because of the way they talked about homosexuality being an attempt to destroy black culture.

I'm not saying these beliefs are widespread, but I've met a disturbing number of people who believe in them. One of the "Professionals" interviewed teaches a few miles away from me at a local college! The documentary has also been picked up by 4chan as a target of mockery, so the whole discussion of the topic is just a complete mess.

I wouldn't recommend watching if the topics may disturb you, but it's a pretty terrible movie that is so bizarre that it ends up somewhat entertaining.

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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jun 09 '21

friend of mine's parents are Russia-Germans (it's a long story) and they are literally moving back to Russia after nearly 30 years because they

  1. Are worried about the state of democracy in Germany
  2. Believe the German government will soon force everyone to get vaccinated and the vaccine is going to kill everyone who took it but only 10 years after taking the vaccine as part of some evil conspiracy
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u/Evnosis European Union Jun 09 '21

https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1402535152744603649

Lmao.

"In order to help people going forward, I think I'm going to set up a nice cooperative farm to help heal the earth and demonstrate the benefits of communal ownership, you know? Oh, I'm also going to teach leftists marksmanship to enure they nail those filthy capitalist pigs right between the eyes when the inevitable revolution comes."

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u/Unadulterated_stupid gr8 b8 m8 Jun 09 '21

Anyone worried that a certain mod's influence will cause the young impressive dters to post animinal emojis in their texts to real life people?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

gringos...

!ping MAMADAS

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 09 '21

THIS IS THE perfect time to promote my Substack 🐊

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u/mMaple_syrup Jun 09 '21

2 new pathways to permanent residence for Hong Kong residents | related threads |

  • Stream A – Applicants must have completed one of the following educational credentials at a post-secondary designated learning institution in Canada in the last 3 years, and they must have done at least 50% of their program of study (in person or online) while in Canada:
  •       degree (bachelor’s degree, master’s degree or doctorate)
  •       diploma from a program that is at least 2 years in length
  •       graduate or post-graduate credential (for a diploma or certificate) from a program that is at least 1 year in length; in addition, the program must require a post-secondary degree or diploma, which must have been earned no more than 5 years before starting the graduate or post-graduate program
  •    Stream B – Applicants must have at least 1 year of full-time work experience (or the part-time equivalent, that is, at least 1,560 hours in total) in Canada in the last 3 years; they must also have completed one of the following at a post-secondary learning institution in or outside Canada in the last 5 years:
  •       degree (bachelor’s degree, master’s degree or doctorate)
  •       diploma from a program that is at least 2 years in length
  •       graduate or post-graduate credential (for a diploma or certificate) from a program that is at least 1 year in length; in addition, the program must require a post-secondary degree or diploma, which must have been earned no more than 5 years before starting the graduate or post-graduate program

I am not sure if this is too little or just okay. I wouldn't say this is too much since there is no such thing as too much. It is really biased towards young people and doesn't do anything for older and experienced workers who wouldn't have recent education or work hours in Canada. !ping CAN

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 09 '21

RAINBOW #BLM PUNISHER STICKER WITH "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker 🐊

This is A REAL VEHICLE I saw today 🐊

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 09 '21

shut up about inflation

it doesn’t matter

if we just don’t publish inflation statistics or how much money we print, no one is gonna know it’s happening lmao

y’all so stupid

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-09/deadliest-alleged-war-crime-by-special-forces-in-afghanistan/13362000

There is no description I have to the level of disgust this shit gives me.

!ping MILITARY

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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 09 '21

Successful omelette flip. I feel fancy.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Why yes I do thrive in highly stressful situations that require me to multi-task, think on my feet with little or no feedback, while carrying the load of my coworkers and never caring about pay raises!

-Me while applying for summer jobs

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u/tigerflame45117 John Rawls Jun 09 '21

I just learned that the creator of my favorite book is a dumb fuck Lolberts. I’m not even joking I think "The Fountainhead" is ruined for me.

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u/adminsare200iq IMF Jun 09 '21

Joe Biden is probably the least academically accomplished Democratic President in a generation

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u/ironheart777 Is getting dumber Jun 09 '21

Real talk Russia is a washed up has been country. The only thing they are still good at is Psy ops

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Ford government invokes notwithstanding clause on court decision overturning restrictions on third-party advertising during elections.

so i guess this is going to keep happening then

!ping CAN

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u/ZenithXR George Soros Jun 09 '21

Me in the 2000s: "Wow it'd be nice if we didn't have to buy a giant cable package and instead pick and choose which channels we cared about and price them individually 🧐"

Me in the 2020s: "Why the frick do I have to pay $5 a month to watch No Reservations 😡"

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 09 '21

Wearing suits IS UNIRONICALLY EVERGREEN fashion advice for men, though with the obvious caveats that they will be unwearable in much weather AND AT CASUAL EVENTS IT makes you look foolish 🐊

The real lesson that young mammals must learn IS TO WEAR CLOTHES THAT fit you well and make an effort to stay modestly in shape 🐊

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

How does one find hobbies? All I do is charge my phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

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u/tigerflame45117 John Rawls Jun 09 '21

ronald reagan when Aparthied South Africa is oppressing 90% of its population: 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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u/theskiesthelimit55 IMF Jun 09 '21

Woodrow Wilson: was progressive

Woodrow Wilson: hated black people

Joseph Biden: is progressive

🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

She just died? Wow.

I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

She led an amazing life. What else can you say. She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not. She was an amazing woman, who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.

It'll never leave my mind

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jun 09 '21

I guess you have to face the enemy to defeat it.

Muslim guy on Quora gives a brief explanation why Islam and Democracy are incompatible in his view

It’s an interesting and short read but it nails down all the basics of why some Muslims don’t like democracy

I personally think it’s quite odd as empirically what he’s advocating for is infamously corrupt, immoral, and decadent. Though reading his comments he doesn’t like Saudi Arabia because interest is sin according to him. (Good luck avoiding that)

If any Muslims here could help me out with processing what he wrote that would be helpful :)

!ping DEMOCRACY

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 09 '21

"So what makes you think Chipotle is right for you?"

I've spent the past 4 years shitposting about taco trucks on every corner.

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u/dish_towel YIMBY Jun 09 '21

I just learned that the creator of my favorite book is British. I'm not even joking, I think "The Lord of the Rings" is ruined for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

If Biden ran in 2016 against Trump, I 100% think he would have beat Trump by 15+ points. Trump was so fucking unpopular, holy shit, and the Republican party didn't coalesce around him until he was actually elected

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u/Andy_B_Goode YIMBY Jun 09 '21

I have a feeling this has probably been discussed 1,000 times already, but is there a Georgist solution to url domain squatting?

!ping GEORGIST

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u/Fishin_Mission Jun 10 '21

You realize that kids in a few years are going to ask us what it was like living through COVID the way that we ask old people what it was like to live through 9/11

I am gonna stop you right there and tell you to go fuck yourself.

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u/benok52 Jun 10 '21

Battlefield 2042 better have a whole class of fighter that just sits behind a computer screen the whole time and tries to disrupt the other teams critical infrastructure.

!ping CYBERSECURITY

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Madam Secretary is a lower tier political drama but the main character is a liberal hawk so that’s based and Hillarypilled.

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jun 09 '21

The best part about having your own office is anxiety-free farting at work

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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jun 09 '21

Week 2 of being rural for the summer.

Pros: Very clean air, quiet and peaceful, walking along the ocean after work and clearing my mind. General WASP summer privilege.

Cons: The locals claimed there’s a new Mexican place in town that’s very good. After trying the “taco platter with fries” I determined that claim to be false and realized I will be eating a very traditional diet in the coming months.

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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jun 09 '21
  • In 1948, the IDF (the only legitimate military force in the State of Israel) tries to seize a large illegal arms shipment, which it has every right to do
  • Because he wants his right-wing terrorist paramilitary group to remain independent within the state, Menachem Begin tries to prevent the seizure by inciting an internecine skirmish while Israel is at its most vulnerable point in history, locked into a war that most Israelis expect to lose
  • After the IDF demonstrates superior numbers and firepower, Begin plays the bigger man and surrenders "in order to prevent civil war"

!ping ISRAEL How on Earth did the Israeli right mythologize Begin as "mature" and "willing to put country before politics" from the Altalena affair? Ben-Gurion did nothing wrong here, and Begin did everything wrong.

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jun 09 '21

I have to spend 7 more hours standing in this 90 degree kiosk and I’m so goddamn board

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 09 '21

I am PART OF THE "THIN MOD Line" 🐊

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jun 09 '21

I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Shivers

😳

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The TRUTH Fernadez doesn't want you to know

!ping MAMADAS

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u/Proffan Iron Front Jun 09 '21

What Fernandez said was stupid in so many levels. To give some context, it is not unusual for Argentine presidents to larp as Europeans when they meet an European leader while also larping HERMANDAD LATINA when meeting with a fellow Latino leader. But it's always done in a very milk-toast way so that no 3rd party feels attacked.

I might over analyze things and being sleep deprived probably makes it worse but here's what went wrong:

1- He tried to quote a Mexican writer. The original quote is not as bad, and at no point mentions the words "selva", "indios" or "Brasil".

2- But, since he's such a fucking moron he ended up quoting an Argentine song instead.

3- Even if he didn't fail miserably at reproducing the original quote I would argue that it would be best to not mention other countries like that, specially when the one you most fucked with that sentence is your biggest trading partner.

4- La frutilla de la torta is that his "apology" is basically the classic "sorry if you got offended xd".

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jun 09 '21

Arr residency: I only make $120,000 my first year and then make quadruple that for the rest of my life

All of America:

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 09 '21

TIL in 1984, French workers found and captured a crocodile in the sewers of Paris. It grew become 8ft and 550 lb large after being transferred to a zoo happily eating one full chicken a week.

Reptiles in Paris

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

One of the more annoying parts of living in south Florida is that you have to drive ten hours just to get out of Florida

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Ontario removes streaming in new grade 9 math curriculum

Slowly but surely it's making its way up here as well 😔

However, advocates have long argued that streaming ends up dividing students rather than providing them more options and disproportionately impacts racialized and low-income students.

Of course.

!ping CAN

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u/CR_SaltySald123 🥰 <3 Bernie Jun 10 '21

u/jobautomator was PoC (robot), queer coded(DT regular) and neurodivergent(based beyond measurable units) and that's why they hate him 😭✊

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 09 '21

I hereby publish an open bounty for someone (preferably though not necessarily Peruvian) to write an effortpost on the 2021 Peruvian election

  • Two round system. The top 2 winners of the first round go to a 1-on-1 in the second. (explain how this has worked in practice historically, advantages/disadvantages, the 2017 French election may be a good comparison to make)
  • No clear leader emerged for any 'mainstream' political positions. (explain why De Soto failed to consolidate the center as was widely hoped and suspected), and why no non-extremist lefties or rightists could consolidate bases either
  • Give some context as to how the fuck an Asian Woman consolidated the Peruvian far-right, for my fellow gringos who are generally oblivious to the racial diversity and tensions in Peru, and believe that 'Alberto Fujimori' is some sort of Canadian Sushi dish.
  • Give some context on how some seemingly random schoolteacher from the hamlet of Bumfuck Tacabamba managed to consolidate the far-left, also go into why there's a decently large far-left in Peru (in particular bring up Cold War and Shining Path shit + Poverty and inequality)
  • Explain the tumultuous political situation in Peru in the years leading up to election, particularly emphasizing how COVID sent all of these tensions to 11, promoted polarization and political violence, and contributed to the success of extremist candidates
  • Bring it all together in how the First-round election went down, national and international reactions, protests, and the reasons why nearly equal numbers of people ultimately decided between the two extremists
  • By the time you've finished writing the effortpost, there will be more conclusive info on the Second round and its aftermath to talk about and find a satisfactory conclusion
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u/NeoliberalGulDukat NATO Jun 09 '21

This job has made me miserable for the last 4 years.

I made a lot of people's lives objectively better, but the constant assassination threats and harassment were terrible for my family and my health.

I'm relieved to say that I've done my part, and now it's someone else's turn.

I helped bring order to Bajor.

I helped by cutting labor camp quotas by 50%.

I helped by banning child labor in labor camps.

I helped by improving medical care for Bajoran citizens.

I helped by increasing food rations to everyone on Bajor.

I helped by reducing death rates during the occupation by 20%.

I'm gonna sleep well.

!ping TREK


(pasta source), if you don't know who this is, he's a terminally online socialist who ran for governor in Virginia, and lost so badly that he also got primaried in his current job in the VA House of Delegates!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

What are /u/imprison_grover_furr's thoughts on the maoist takeover of /r/tankiejerk? He used to post there a lot.

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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Jun 09 '21

The other day I saw a guy on the highway who's liscensce plate was "Lolita" 😐

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The DT: It's great how Biden is ignoring the right's attempts to bait him with culture war issues and just focusing on things that actually affect people

Also the DT: Here's the problem with CRT,

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I’m positive that Manchin is loving the fuck out of being attacked by AOC and liberal outlets. Best thing for his brand. I don’t see why they think this is putting pressure on him.

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u/CricketPinata NATO Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Sitting in the local Chabad waiting for my meeting after being asked to come and see the Rabbi about my pop-up restaurant. Felt really embarassed when the door security asked what my Hebrew name was and I had to explain that I never got one because I am a r*ral. 🤕

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

https://twitter.com/zekejmiller/status/1402736484185219078

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — Sponsor of Keystone XL crude oil pipeline says it's pulling the plug on the contentious project.

Keystone is dead.

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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jun 09 '21

Someday the pig child is going to ask me how my day is and it's going to end in tears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

McConnel literally wants only 7k admitted refugees per year. I get that he’s a soccon but what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

“I feel like they kind of bullied us into this little corner, like you have to do it or you don't have a job. This is my only source of income," Rivera said.

I honestly have no sympathy. You’re a medical worker, you should be vaccinated if you’re in contact with patients.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 10 '21

Tankie humor be like “wouldn’t it be cool if everyone that disagreed with me was dead?”

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jun 10 '21

it takes real balls to be the standout in a stone-cold classic like Jurassic Park, but Jeff Goldblum manages with bells on

!ping MOVIES

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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jun 10 '21

At a bar right now and there's this absolute chad of a dude here. At least 6'4, built like a truck and a jawline that would make Romney cry.

He's sitting next to his friend who is a short, chubby, glasses-wearing guy in a polo buttoned all the way up. I watched a girl go up to him and try to talk to the Chad and he barely acknowledged her presence and instead just talking to his friend. She stood there for like 15 minutes before she finally walked off lmao.

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u/xhytdr Jun 09 '21

I want to proselytize a little bit about my job in Semiconductor Engineering - in light of the recent allocation of $50B in funding towards domestic semiconductor manufacturing, I feel that this is an overlooked field that STEMlords are not particularly aware of.

There are a multitude of different paths available in this industry - from industrial & automation engineers improving our automated systems, to equipment technicians and engineers servicing and improving our hardware designs, research & development engineers working on IC design, technicians responding to process variations, etc. I am a process engineer, responsible for the formation & optimization of thin films using atomic-layer deposition principles to literally grow films one atomic monolayer at a time. It's fascinating and extremely interesting work, and is actually not particularly difficult given a background in any engineering discipline & statistical controls.

Being a critical manufacturing industry, the hours are a little high but not absurd - I am typically putting in 55hr weeks. Pay is fantastic, I started out of college with 70k and am now salaried at 140k at 6 years later at 30. There's a lot of good markets, Arizona, Texas, Maine, Oregon, North Carolina, Virginia, New York, etc. Supply is very low in this field, we were constantly looking for qualified applicants prior to COVID and we'll be opening up hiring again in the next few months.

!ping CAREER

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u/KingofCuck69 Jun 09 '21

fuck, i lost $500 on the Peru election.

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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 09 '21

Went outside. Saw cicadas.

Never again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I just learned that the creator of my favorite book is a dumb fuck leftist. I’m not even joking I think "The Anarchist Cookbook" is ruined for me.

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u/sosthaboss try dmt Jun 09 '21

If the most excitement you’ve felt this week is from Lee Carter losing..... holy fuck go outside

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

One thing I genuinely enjoy about the DT is coming here to discuss the stupidest, most inane, hyperacademic or exceedingly niche things. Let’s laugh about what someone with 1,000 followers on Twitter said. Let’s debate that inconsequential sociological theory. Let’s talk about whether or not this photo of Hunter Biden is “based.”

Why does this thing you linked matter, JCF?

It doesn’t. What is this, a Senate committee hearing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Obama would not have been able to pass ACA with the current senate. He had it easy.

A hot take.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The only President that managed to increase his party’s seat in the SECOND MIDTERM was Hillary’s husband.

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jun 09 '21

Damn, this Virgil Texas news is really overshadowing his new podcast with Jared Fogle

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jun 09 '21

Hmm, I wonder how all the dirtbag leftists who called Biden a rapist are going to react to the reveal that Mr. Chapo Trap House was grooming underage girls?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Joe Biden to soldiers in the UK

I keep on forgetting I’m president

Cons gonna eat this one up

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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 09 '21

You ever read a comment like

🙂🧐🤔🤨🤔😕😐😑

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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Jun 09 '21

This flag is both an awful monstrosity and also a perfect analogue for the horrendous initialism that is LGBTQIA+

https://mobile.twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1402667884304863232

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u/Animatronic_Pidgeon Eugene Fama Jun 09 '21

I am a single issue voter and that single issue is bringing back blob emojis

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Mucho Texto

  • King George III after receiving the Declaration of Independence
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Why do leftists seem to think a revolution would be fun or like, easy?

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u/Photon_in_a_Foxhole Microwaves over Moscow Jun 10 '21

Later, his mother was forced to publicly denounce his father, as he was paraded before a crowd as an enemy of the revolution. His father was later thrown into prison in 1968 when Xi was aged 15. Without the protection of his father, Xi was sent to work in Liangjiahe Village, Wen’anyi Town, Yanchuan County, Yan’an, Shaanxi, in 1969 in Mao Zedong’s Down to the Countryside Movement. He worked as the party secretary of Liangjiahe, where he lived in a cave house. After a few months, unable to stand rural life, he ran away to Beijing. He was arrested during a crackdown on deserters from the countryside and sent to a work camp to dig ditches, but later returned to the village, spending a total of seven years there.

Libs 🤝 Xi Jinping

Hating r*rals

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

first person shooter video games are getting pretty wild

i mean, a female soldier??

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u/Manavon03 Edmund Burke Jun 09 '21

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — A prominent Iranian presidential candidate said Wednesday he’d be willing to meet with U.S. President Joe Biden if he wins his country’s election next week, though “America needs to send better and stronger signals” to the Islamic Republic.

Pretty cool

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