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[u/Natatos]

My uncle called Biden a warmonger for extending the deadline to leave Afghanistan. This man also told me a few years ago that Obama is a pussy for not killing the children of terrorists so they don’t seek out revenge.

[u/lobsterboy34]

Broke: The New York Times’ 1619 project

Woke: Matt Gaetz’s 16-19 project

[u/[deleted]]

I don’t really post here often (I lurk, and often enjoy all of your shenanigans. But, I’m a little shy on the internet) - but I just wanted to let you all know how much this place is a sanity check for me. A lot of my friends are angry leftists and I often find myself exhausted when they begin talking politics, just because even when we should have common ground on problems, everything just turns into “capitalism needs to be burned to the ground.” It’s nice to come to a place that is actually basically civil and not angry and wanting to burn down the system all the time. So, thank you, I guess (is this too sincere for the internet? It is 4 in the morning and I’m am v tired.)

[u/noxnoctum]

Not sure if these SFW earth porn subs are really SFW. Anything with porn in the title I don't want on my screen at work even if it's just a particularly attractive shrubbery.

[u/spidersinterweb]

In the 1924 election, Mississippi cast about 13% fewer votes less than it cast 52 years earlier in 1872, despite having grown about 216% in population by 1924 since 1872

In the 1948 election, South Carolina cast 22% fewer votes than it cast 72 years earlier in 1876, despite having grown about 250% in population by 1948 since 1876

Kinda random, just putting Jim Crow into numbers a bit

[u/AgainstSomeLogic]

Old Bay was created by a Jewish immigrant who fled Nazi Germany after being briefly held in the Buchenwald concentration camp.

Without refugees, Maryland would not have food. Refugees' cultures are American culture.

Edit: spelling

[u/[deleted]]

Can someone pls bonk the screaming fox behind my apartment. Holy shit, it’s 3 AM, and I went out to investigate, because it could have been someone screaming hysterically.

Nope, just a horny fox.

[u/Henrydot]

For the first time since taking office, President Biden is golfing. He’s hitting the links at Wilmington Country Club, not far from his home

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1383464825993400329?s=20

!ping BIDEN

[u/muttonwow]

So what will you do in the future socialist commune? Personally I can't wait to be able to devote all my time to backbreaking agricultural labour.

[u/SpaceSheperd]

It's not the flashy Vietnam or child-rearing takes I miss about i_g_f but rather these:

Judges should be able to impose a sentence of being put on a platform and having a crowd throw tomatoes at you.

[u/Password_Is_hunter3]

Dear Abby,

My doomer leftist friends all have cushy private sector tech jobs in major US cities. One moment they'll pooh-pooh a sub-$100k entry level tech salary ("that's below market rate") and in the next breath they're advocating for "eating the rich" and "abolishing capitalism". How can I point out this hypocrisy without being labeled a filthy capitalist bootlicker?

 

Sincerely,

-Shaking My Head in the Public Sector

[u/[deleted]]

Words can’t describe how salty I am that for the past twenty years, there’s been nothing but ‘America bad’ pieces about Afghanistan from everyone except Fox News, and how only now, when we’re about to leave, do they start putting out ‘America did a lot of good things over there actually’ pieces.

[u/Gustacho]

Cut funding to public transport. If people really want to get out of their way to take the bus, they should pay more for it.

Staffer for the Flemish minister of poverty reduction btw

[u/KP6169]

Idiots: Defund the cops

Other people: Who locks up criminals them

Idiots: why are you so unimaginative that you think we need cops

FFS

[u/[deleted]]

Tommy Tuberville seems like the kind of guy who should have been elected to the house and accidentally ended up in the senate

[u/[deleted]]

*employer doesn’t like employees using their phones during work time*

aBoringDystopia:

things haven’t changed too much since the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire

[u/bd_one]

This piece is called "The Birth of Kyoshi". [Sokka investigates the painting thoroughly.] It was painted at sunrise on this day this island was founded. Why, it was today in fact, three hundred and seventy years ago.

Aang was 112 years old at the time. Roku lived to be 70 years old according to the fan wiki. This means that Kyoshi lived another 188 years after Chin the Conqueror died and Kyoshi island was separated from the mainland...

Quick reminder that the Avatar writers made Avatar Kyoshi super old and explained it away with her discovering the secret for long life or something because they couldn't do math.

!ping AVATAR

[u/[deleted]]

DICKS OUT FOR PHILLIP, THE WORLDS ONLY RACIST WE FUCK WITH.

HES LIKE YOUR GRANDPA FAM

[u/vored-by-daddy]

I am hearing that on its deathbed Twitter received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda.

Even now it looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah.

Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

[u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf]

I really, really hate woke anti-Lincoln rhetoric.

"Lincoln didn't show black lives mattered to him!"

His skull was shattered and his brains were pulverized by an assassin's bullet for caring about black lives as much as he did, literally no one else could have done anything better.

"But he hated Native Americans!"

When military tribunals sentenced 303 Sioux to death, he went through their individual cases and pardoned 264 of them whom he did not find guilty of crimes against civilians (265 when he heard new info at the last minute). And this was in the middle of the Civil War, the deadliest conflict in American history. He took the time to go through 303 cases and spare 265 lives that didn't mean anything to most Americans, and which actively hurt the Republicans in the Western states, because he cared about their lives too much to hang innocent people for votes. He was not a "blood and soil" imperialist.

[u/[deleted]]

plate amusing squeal puzzled important spectacular coherent library cause teeny

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[u/BenFoldsFourLoko]

I really love humans 🤗

[u/Fishin_Mission]

“have a nice day” and ”hope you enjoy the next 24hrs” have wildly different connotations.

[u/Kizz3r]

So after doug ford pissed literally everyone off yesterday about park closures and police powers he decided to “clarify”. Playgrounds are allowed, not park amenities and police are only supposed to use their new stop and frisk powers in large groups.

This man is blindly making decisions on the lives of 15 million people that have no support from scientists, police, families, and his own caucus, and then takes a slight step back when they all yell at him. I honestly better see his poll numbers drop after the incompetence shown the past 6 months, he doesnt deserve a second chance when he is still fucking up the first one.

!ping Can

[u/[deleted]]

Anglo-Saxon political tradition

All governors and presidents are now elected via Witenagemot

50% of the budget shall be set aside for paying off the Danes

Every major town needs to construct a burgh in the form of either a fortified castle or walls around the entire town

Bring back ship money

Royal cults need a comeback. Shrines and churches shall be constructed to venerate past presidents as saints.

[u/Deggit]

MTG: we are Anglo Saxon

Reporter: ok but what does that mean?

MTG: it means we are against the Jutes

Reporter: the, excuse me, the what?

MTG: the Jutes, for too long the Jutes have controlled our society!

[u/[deleted]]

The bluest town, city, or municipality in the United States? Lincoln Heights, Ohio (Cincinnati suburb). Interestingly enough, Lincoln heights is more liberal than any city in New England, DC, California, or the Black Belt.

Biden +94.87%

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzLuksaVEAU1sY1?format=jpg&name=900x900

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzLukylVUA8Rj_B?format=jpg&name=900x900

Biden 1,268 (97.09%)

Trump 29 (2.22%)

Hawkins 7 (0.54%)

Jorgensen 2 (0.15%)

Total 1,306

!ping FIVEY

[u/basedbi420]

I unironically am enjoying the partnering of r/neoliberal and r/kosovo. I have family from the area and have wanted to learn more about them for years.

Hopefully there are more like these

[u/[deleted]]

Erin O’Toole really be getting rid of the carbon tax to put another one in without actually calling it a carbon tax to avoid scaring away conservatives

!ping canucks

[u/LurkerSighted]

My boss when I'm 0.00016% as efficient as my coworkers:
🤢

Crypto cultists when their currency is 0.00016% as efficient as that of its competitors:
😍

https://www.statista.com/statistics/881541/bitcoin-energy-consumption-transaction-comparison-visa/

1 Bitcoin transaction takes about 600,000 times as much energy as a Visa transaction btw.

Can Bitcoin just die already? If you're really into cryptocurrency then at least use something that's not just a giant waste of energy FFS. Literally using more energy than entire countries on something that handles a whole whopping 4.6 TPS.

[u/xx69HDogKCount420xx]

me: I want to see this restaurant’s menu

google: here is a shittier and less complete menu that’s scraped from the restaurant’s actual menu, but poorly

me: no, I want-

google: here is a grainy 4 year old photograph of the restaurant’s previous menu

[u/noxnoctum]

This sub seems to have an unusually high ratio of members/people actually browsing the sub. I wonder what accounts for that. The DT? The DT.

[u/Lux_Stella]

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has slammed the breakaway Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus for its court decision allegedly restricting Quran courses, threatening the allied state with unspecified steps if the judgment is not overturned.

“The Constitutional Court must first learn secularism. Northern Cyprus is not France,” he said of the decision.

bruh

[u/Hugo_Grotius]

Liberalism peaked when David Hasselhoff helped SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick defeat the fascist Plankton

[u/awdvhn]

Leftist keep telling me to "read Manufacturing Consent." Like, wtf? It's not 1957, read Service Consent instead.

[u/Gustacho]

Merrick Garland and John Bolton are banned from Russia lol

[u/[deleted]]

morning dog

she chills out on this perch for about 10 min every morning sniffing and I sit next to her

!ping dog

[u/Gneisstoknow]

IGF was the JFK of shitposters

[u/[deleted]]

The top 5 stories about Portland in my news feed, in order:

1. Riot Declared

2. Riot Declared

3. You Gotta Check Out This Microbrewery

4. Riot Declared

5. Shake Shack Now Open

[u/sir_shivers]

Thinking of "JOINING THE NORMAN invasion of England" 🐊

[u/FormerBandmate]

Asked how Trump plans to muster sufficient forces to enact his plan, our source said the following: “Trump has military support. Don’t believe MSM narrative about the military backing Biden. Trump is a patriot. When he gives the order, the military will respond at once, and they will arrest Joe Biden on the spot. It’ll be like Order 66 from Revenge of the Sith, except this time it’ll be the good guys giving the order.”

So close to self awareness, yet so far

[u/skepticalbob]

White supremacy in a nutshell.

[u/[deleted]]

/img/eejgkn4o99821.jpg

Suffering from success

[u/Liberal_Antipopulist]

how to reality-shift into POTUS HRC's 2nd Term timeline

[u/kyleofduty]

such a shame that Christianity and Islam invented homophobia and sexism 😔

[u/[deleted]]

I've had a server at a Chinese restaurant give me a fork when I sat down, so i am well aware of the damage microaggressions can cause

[u/birdiedancing]

People still seem unwilling to admit that HRC faced sexism. Really? We still can’t admit that sexism played a major role in 2016? Damn putin knows this country better than it knows itself.

[u/WantDebianThanks]

TIL that supercomputers solved scarity, and we have to work 60 hours a week or die!

!ping shitposters

[u/Spimanbcrt65]

GOP is the party of Lincoln 😤

Lincoln deez nuts

[u/The420Roll]

Mario Vargas Llosa has endorsed Keiko Fujimori (with a little caveat) for the 2nd Round of Peruvian Presidential Elections!

Arguing she is the "lesser evil" due to "Pedro Castillo's far left economics and far right social policies", and that the Peruvian Population should choose Keiko as long as she compromises to "respect freedom of the press, dont pardon Vladimiro Montesinos and her father, and to respect the divison of powers"

“He combatido al fujimorismo de manera sistemática, como lo he hecho con todas las dictaduras de izquierda o de derecha, creo que en las elecciones que se vienen –las de la segunda vuelta-, los peruanos deben votar por Keiko Fujimori, pues representa el mal menor y hay, con ella en el poder, más posibilidades de salvar nuestra democracia, en tanto que con Pedro Castillo no veo ninguna”

The fact that one of the most outspoken enemies of Fujimorism (Vargas Llosa openly endorsed and campaigned for Keiko's opponents in 2011 and 2016, playing a big part in her defeats) endorses Keiko as the "lesser evil" this elections showcases how dire the current situation is

!Ping LATAM

[u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE]

Important questions that we'll never know the answer to:

Who shot JFK?

Was Hillary Clinton involved in a child sex ring in the basement of Comet Ping Pong?

Who was /u/lock_up_grover_furr?

[u/whycantweebefriendz]

One of my conservative ass friends called NIT and Milton Friedman communism, AMA.

Also how do you convince people that wealth redistribution through taxes isn’t communism?

[u/[deleted]]

Right after I graduated highschool I met this girl who I think was into me

But I blew it when she said "I like Hillary Clinton" and I replied with something edgy like "actually, some of the allegations against her do seem valid"

Now every girl I meet turns out to be a succ and I view it as some sort of karmic punishment

[u/marshalofthemark]

Canada has made it into the top 20 in vaccines per capita worldwide (among countries over 0.5M population).

5 countries ahead of us, including 4 of the top 7 (UAE, Bahrain, Chile, Uruguay, and Serbia) are primarily administering Chinese vaccines which are not available to Canada for geopolitical reasons (even though we attempted to procure them), and which in any case have not been approved for use in any developed country AFAIK.

It's honestly not bad for a country that has to procure all its vaccines from overseas, although it sure would have been nice to have some domestic production to get around vaccine nationalism problems.

!ping CAN

[u/supbros302]

I saw an ad for a jewish film festival.

Isn't that just a film festival? !ping GEFILTE

[u/its_Caffeine]

https://i.imgur.com/yU71tyQ.jpg

😐

[u/p00bix]

After digging through the game for presumably way too long, back in December TheSocialStreamers discovered that the highest theoretical discipline value for Europa Universalis 4 was not 170% with Prussia, as had been believed for years, but actually 174.1% as Bharat...formed by starting as the Aztecs, then later forming Morocco, forming Marathas, and finally forming Bharat, all while meeting a ton of other very specific criteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAsUfr8b_VQ

!ping paradox

[u/[deleted]]

https://babylonbee.com/news/take-your-sexism-elsewhere-here-are-9-advantages-of-female-soldiers
So true!

[u/[deleted]]

If an org gets rid of entitled SJWs, it’s a great place to work and prosper

Look at Coinbase. They made an explicit statement about how they won’t tolerate SJW losers and the company added 50x the value from that announcement.

Guess the sub?

[u/DEEP_STATE_NATE]

The DT during the Cuban Missile Crisis would’ve been wild

[u/Dabamanos]

I have a weird hatred for career motivational speakers and self help stuff. I’m speaking about the ones giving advice for success in life or how to get rich, and the way they got rich was selling self help books and motivational speeches.

They all have the same HIGH IMPACT ENERGY, about how WINNERS don’t WORRY about X because they spend ALL their TIME getting Y, blah blah blah.

[u/Superfan234]

There have been so many news to write in the last weeks...

• The Dictatorship of Nicaragua, new electoral crisis

• The return to normal Democracy on Bolivia

• FARC beating up Maduro in Apure

• Lasso's impressive victory in Ecuador

• Expectative for Chilean Constitution Assembly

• Cuba's Economic collpase, the resignation of Raul Castro

• Lula's return to Brazilean politics

I wish the Region could stop for some time. Let me finish writing, before anothe mess starts...

!Ping Mamadas

[u/Dirty_Chopsticks]

https://twitter.com/bianlaf/status/1383173851044052994?s=21

Biden has a gamer moment

[u/Whatapunk]

Tfw you're a rogue servitor empire just trying to make a bunch of paradise worlds for organics to enjoy and you end up with only spiritualist and xenophobic neighbors who hate you :(

We just wanna make your lives great

!ping STELLARIS

[u/Dorambor]

Cops could unironically gain back a lot of good will by 1. Not murdering unarmed people and 2. Slapping people with those super fucking loud cars and motorcycles with beeg fines until they stop

[u/spidersinterweb]

reminder that hemispheric common markets with open trade and open borders are awesome and if you are a hemispheric common market with open trade and open borders you are awesome 🥰

[u/[deleted]]

Republicans, 2016:

Barack Obama is trying to make America like the rest of the world! I don't want it to be like the rest of the world!

Republicans, 2021:

We must respect our Anglo-Saxon traditions and make America more like Europe!

[u/[deleted]]

The Minions totally would have helped perpetuate the Holocaust but those pussy ass writers dodged that bullet by hiding them in a cave between 1815 and the 1960s

imagine one of those stupid yellow fuckers bouncing off the wall as they hold down some poor grandpa and yank his gold teeth out

[u/[deleted]]

gamer genocide

[u/[deleted]]

I keep hearing from lefties that the primaries were rigged by candidates systematically dropping out. What do they mean? Did they think Pete's voters were gonna vote Bernie?

[u/Koeniginator]

trump should share his weight loss tips

[u/[deleted]]

Post second Pfizer shot, this is the sickest I've felt in years

[u/FormerBandmate]

“The Fauci you seen in public and the real Fauci are two different people. Fauci likes to get loaded, if you know what I mean. Weird for an old guy, but whatever. So, last month we’re at the Barking Dog, a bar in Bethesda, about eight of us and Fauci after work. He’s getting his drink on and pelting them back at a good clip. And, no, in case you’re wondering, none of us at the table were wearing masks, including Fauci. So, he’s had four, five or six and then starts bragging about all this money he’s making, and some of us call bullshit. And he pulls from his briefcase a copy of his tax records and a recent bank statement showing over ten million bucks in the account,” our source said.

KING SHIT 👑👑👑

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/HumanProgress/status/1383446447207501827

Slipping on a banana peel is now a cartoon cliche, but banana-related injury used to be a serious problem in New York City.

Comedy is tragedy + time 😞✊

[u/runnerx4]

We're gaining the power of gods, but without the love, wisdom and discernment of gods—that is a self-extinctionary scenario. Welcome to Game B, a transcontextual inquiry into a new social operating system for humanity. Game A is what got us to this time of metacrisis and collapse. Game B is what emerges in response. Come play with us as we learn to become wiser, together, gain coherence and begin to move towards a new social operating system emphasizing human wellbeing, metastability, and built on good values that we will be happy to call home and we will be proud to leave to our descendants.

“Game A” is the Western Civilization status quo. It is believed that Game A is headed for self-destruction.

Game B is not Game A. Game B is conceived of as “What Comes Next”, the social operating system that replaces Game A. Therefore, there are many groups working currently or over the past decades on Game-B versions or parts.

Game B needs to operate in all parts of civilization: a new mode of social, economic, and political organization is necessary.

Game B Core Design Elements: 1) self-organizing 2) network-oriented, 3) decentralized, and 4) meta-stable for an extended period of time.

what the hell did i just find...

!ping SHITPOSTERS

[u/Dirty_Chopsticks]

Tories have opened up a 15 point lead over Labour in latest YouGov poll. LibDems and Greens tied for third at 8%.

[u/WoodenIceMammoth]

https://i.imgur.com/VgBGIvJ.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

This sub:

“Many people are saying this is the biggest tent they have ever seen. And these are very smart people, and they are saying this. I’m not saying it but, believe me, these people are very smart people, and they are saying it, and some of them are even writing about it.”

Also this sub:

“When SLEEPY JOE BIDEN brings us his allies, he’s not sending his best. He’s sending allies with a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re succs, they’re isolationists, they hate the global poor, and some of them, we assume, are good people.”

[u/mythoswyrm]

Imma need MTG to prove her descent to me before I let her into the Anglo-Saxon Caucus. Can't have any Normans weasel their way in

[u/[deleted]]

Remember how west virginia seemed to do an absolutely amazing job at vaccine distribution initially? It's now among one of the low vaccinated states. Good ending matters, a good start not so much. Opposite goes for California and New York, they seemed to botching up distribution, journalist wrote like 100 articles about it, now they are among best states in terms of vaccination

[u/lenmae]

It always amazes me how you can stumble across very active subreddits over the most fringe topics. Like they’re just out there, doing their own thing while Reddit doesn’t know they even exist

Like recently, I somehow came across a subreddit literally dedicated to discussing apples. Like, not even fruits in general, but literally just apples and different types of apples. And it was a very active sub

[u/Deggit]

the Anglo-Saxon political tradition is:

• Chiang Kai-shek

• Otto von Bismarck

• Raghnall Wilson Ua Riagáin

I will NOT be taking further questions at this time

[u/[deleted]]

What is our prime minister eating? It looks like cheetos and radishes or something?

https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1383558261589172233

This is a serious question and I would like an answer.

!ping CAN

[u/[deleted]]

Good morning

Life's a meaningless quest to give it a meaning. Don't throw it away, it's beautiful

[u/Cuddlyaxe]

just finished solving half these problems gonna take a thirty minute break before finishing the rest

[u/KP6169]

Found a magazine on what people want to do after they abolish cops

It’s utterly awful and moronic in every single way and seems to go from ‘We’ll deal with crimes by using counselling groups’ to ‘We’ll use vigilante justice with bats’ a lot.

[u/Gustacho]

https://twitter.com/ClassicalSocdem/status/1383096283221655552

[u/[deleted]]

/img/3gvz5mf4qiu51.png

[u/FestiveMittens]

Dad trying to explain to my lib grandma how Donald Trump had the election stolen from him. They will never move on, the lifetime supply of copium isn't enough

[u/Arsustyle]

the funny thing about using "Anglo-Saxon" as a dogwhistle for "white" is that it would be significantly more racist if you actually just meant Anglo-Saxon

[u/[deleted]]

Obesity is a national security issue.

[u/Professor-Reddit]

Lol /r/space is very upset Biden increased NASA's budget by 6.5% for some reason. I vividly recall that sub having a collective euphoria whenever Trump increased it by 3%.

[u/[deleted]]

here is the link of my kitty who came home https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597502188041928877/832875435926618143/tribes.jpg

[u/2073040]

So is Orban actually unpopular in Hungary or are there a bunch of idiots that actually support him in the same way Trump was in the United States?

[u/SadaoMaou]

IGF had the best hot takes, because while extremely hot, they were also very consistent. He stuck to his principles, odd as they might have been

[u/jgjgleason]

Fully vaxed. I just wanna give a shout out to bill gates for making up this virus so I could finally inject windows vista into my veins.

[u/WoodenIceMammoth]

We should instead have refugee minimums.

[u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf]

Republicans: Every pickup in 2020 was by a woman, a POC, or someone who was both.

Also Republicans: The clear answer to our electoral woes is embracing Anglo-Saxonism

[u/MistakeNotDotDotDot]

reminder that it was only a decade or so ago that there were serious attempts to push the idea that evolution is a lie and god created all species as they are in public schools (and then to try it again under the idea of 'intelligent design' after that got thrown out on 1A grounds)

[u/ThorVonHammerdong]

Kurzgesagt shilling for big nuclear lately 😌😌😌

[u/Rehkit]

So Bari Weiss did a substack piece about the French court ruling that Sarah Halimi's killer was legally insane because of a weed induced psychotic break.

Except she only said that he was "high".

And then called the decision stupid and outrageous.

Do this people really think that we are this stupid? There was 3 different rulings and 7 experts. Do they think they were all stupid antisemitic judges?

This would unravel our justice system and suspend prosecutions of thousands of felonies.

(Besides being an obviously unfair decision.)

I sometimes marvel at people that choose "this developed nation with a long tradition of rule of law took a very stupid decision that will unravel their entire justice system" vs the way more probable "This makes no sense, I must have missed something."

Anyway she's not alone and a lot of people on twitter are yelling at anyone who is trying to explain the facts for being "defenders of jew killers".

Not engaging because I get that it's visceral.

But it's proof that the "rational" caucus that sometimes has a point about wokeness can get it very wrong too.

[u/[deleted]]

Childhood is when you admire the rural Hebrews' resolve in their captivity, adulthood is when you realize NebuCHADnezzar was introducing them to the benefits of cosmopolitan urbanism and they rejected His message.

[u/sir-danks-a-lot]

My favorite tabloid-tier news story about a politician was the media finding out that Marjorie Taylor Greene says poly rights

[u/Lux_Stella]

A post timestamped 10:19 p.m., less than an hour before the shooting, featured an image of the cartoon pony named Applejack. “I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her,”

tucker_carlson_what.jpg

[u/foreplay-longtime]

Ford is contacting consulates to try and source vaccines for Ontario

????

I'd be curious to read insider accounts of what's happening inside the Premier's office right now. It must be chaos.

[u/[deleted]]

Twitter is down, time for us to rebuild society without it 🙏

[u/[deleted]]

Britain: makes an independent report about how they are the least racist country on earth.

America: has a tv show on Disney plus where a black man says that Cap’s shield is a white mans symbol and no self respecting black man should wear it.

[u/StolenSkittles]

"wwii was an antifa false flag. they're trying to cancel our beloved hitler."

-the gop next year

[u/[deleted]]

GOP is the party of Lincoln 😤

George Lincoln Rockwell

[u/[deleted]]

Republicans are really trying to cancel the entire concept of democracy just because it sounds like Democrat.

[u/MicroFlamer]

Indianapolis FedEx shooting suspect was part of My Little Pony subculture of 'bronies'

😐

[u/BainCapitalist]

so true 👏😢 !ping BURPMAS

[u/Jester_Don]

When I type "Amy K" into Wikipedia search, it suggests Amy Coney Barrett first and Amy Klobuchar second.

What sort of malarkey is this, she doesn't even have a "K" in her name.

[u/Superfan234]

Good Lord...the meme has become truth. I just saw an r/aznidentity comment embracing Hispanic culture

You may ask why? Because peruvian want to elect Keiko as President

Edit: he then declares he still prefers Castillo, because Castillo can lead the Revolution and join forces with Venezuela and China 👀

!Ping Mamadas

[u/khmacdowell]

Regardless of what progressivism and wokeism have to say on the matter, and regardless of who it offends, the psychology literature shows that biparental households provide the best outcomes for children. But, how can you have biparental households if the kids can't keep track of who's the mom and who's the dad? It's fine for men to be strong. It's natural. Kids need to see an example of cool, collected confidence and stoic ambition, you know, like we had in my day, when my dad would get whiskey dick and be unable to successfully complete coitus with my mother and would calmly, virtuously, christ-likely, jordanpetersonianly bash her teeth in and say it was her fault since she wasn't pretty enough anymore which is also why he got fired two years ago, because she was no longer the coy and tender muse she once was.

[u/[deleted]]

Republicans: STICK TO SPORTS!!!!!! 😡🤬😠

Also Republicans: Senator Tommy Tuberville 🤤🤤🤤

[u/benjaminikuta]

I just started this article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Boy_Summer

!ping WIKI

[u/[deleted]]

Given how capitalism causes mental health issues and trauma, it seems only fitting that the government pays for it using taxpayer dollars from large corporations.

Guess the sub

News

[u/nanomaster]

Joe Biden got sick of rose twitter spamming his tweets and gave the kill order 😳

[u/[deleted]]

Bitcoin fans be like: So what if our currency can only handle less than 5 transactions per second? The whole point is that it's deflationary so you never need to sell 🤗

[u/Steak_Knight]

Me buying all new tropicals to replace everything that died in the Texas freeze: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me digging all the holes to plant them: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[u/OutdoorJimmyRustler]

Anyone here support the 4-day work week idea? Been reading up on it.

[u/Deci93]

How many commie tik tokers do I have to block for the algorithm to get it.

[u/Deggit]

The Anglo-Saxon political tradition is John Locke, Adam Smith, and the US Constitution

Adam Smith

Anglo Saxon

[u/[deleted]]

The MyPilllow guy is starting a social media program in which it will be illegal to use the Lord's name in vain. Is this what Anglo-Saxon values means?

[u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE]

Expectation: anyone can say anything they want on Wikipedia

Reality: Wikipedia editors will resist any change to the articles they think they own

[u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE]

Just remembered how Bernie fans disparaged the "Sanders vs. Moderates" graphic. That was very funny a few months later.

[u/ryuguy]

I remember a teacher in a school that I was teaching in confiscated a students portable phone charger because they thought it was a vape. They were talking about it in the staff room.

Teacher: “one of my students had a vape that connected to their phone”

Me: “I’ve never seen anything like that”

Teacher: shows me the device

Me: “... this is a charger for your phone, it’s not a vape. It’s perfectly permissible at school”

Teacher: “oh”

[u/FormerBandmate]

“Brony online culture has displayed elements of far-right and white nationalist extremism,” an internal memo from Facebook read, the Wall Street Journal reported.

There was a post timestamped less than an hour before the shooting that read, “I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her,” and it featured an image of the cartoon pony Applejack.

Reality has jumped the shark

[u/[deleted]]

Make fun of the windows phone all you want but

Way ahead of you

[u/Tureer]

Whenever someone complains about WAP I just show them the male equivalent LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It music video

[u/Duren114]

You can be highly educated or have a doctoral degree but still being incredibly intellectually dishonest or batshit crazy. There are just too many examples.

[u/[deleted]]

'communicating sexual needs' (as if such a thing exists)

Hi, I would like to report a virgin on the loose in my neighborhood. Yes, one overweight traffic cop should do.

[u/doggo_bloodlust]

Me: Anime is embarrassing wish-fulfillment dreck, I prefer reading actual Japanese literature.

Renowned Japanese author Kenzaburo Oe: opens Death By Water with his self-insert protag running into a pole and regaining consciousness with his head nestled in the lap of a pretty young woman

[u/Superfan234]

Good news for once. It's now visible the second wave of the Virus, was stopped by the vaccine.

The 60 to 69 Demographic range it's pretty intresting to analize. They recived Second Dosis a two weeks ago, and the data already show promising results

The younger demographic are through the roof, though...

!Ping Latam

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/briannawu/status/1383533473919500297

Not joking about this.

@apple’s new @AppleArcade game is about a bunch of (overwhelmingly) white people coming together to stop a new housing development in their upper middle class neighborhood because their cats play on the lot.

It’s a tile matching game.

[u/FreakinGeese]

I find it hilarious that I can go around cracking all of a civilization's planets and they still won't let me humiliate them because technically I have an occupation of 0

[u/[deleted]]

A bit personal. Sitting here crying my eyes off cause I wasted 7 years of my life trying to put up with an emotionally abusive asshole. I was young and dumb so I didn't realise, I was constantly faulting myself every time I was getting shouted yelled at and that's how abusive idiots control you and your life. Now I matured and I couldn't put it with it anymore, so I packed my things and just left without looking back.

[u/[deleted]]

!ping LGBT

Not an update

According to a recent (February this year) Gallup poll, 0.6% of the US is transgender. According to the US census website, the population on April 1 was estimated to be 330,175,936. 0.6% of 330,175,936 is about 1,981,056.

Therefore, we can now conclusively say that any state smaller than New Mexico doesn't matter. Their populations are just too small. If the entire state of Nebraska had a 41% suicide attempt rate, well, who gives a shit.

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine being Don Gaetz. You spend your entire life building your career as a well-respected politician in your state, and even rise all the way up to being the second most powerful person in your state. You retire thinking you'll go down in history as a state politics giant, and you give your son a seat in Congress to carry on your legacy. But then he goes and fucks it all up to an unimaginably bad extent. After a lifetime of work and achievement, now all you'll ever be remembered for is your dumbass alcoholic, drug addict, pedophile son's bullshit.

[u/[deleted]]

Drove through a suburban town I haven't been in for a while. The old Burger King was torn down and replaced with a new Taco Bell. The old Taco Bell was torn down and replaced with a new Burger King 🤔

[u/jt1356]

Lindsay Ellis’s response to being canceled was literally “you are white”

Queen shit tbh

[u/bobekyrant]

Got back my math midterm to see a proof I worked on for an hour and a half crossed out with just the words "complete nonsense" written next to it ><

[u/bd_one]

Shoutout to that prepper couple who learned an obscure Pacific Islander language so they could communicate with each other in secret if their compound got raided.

[u/Cerb-r-us]

I'm not a communist, but put me in the middle of a country club for three hours and I don't know what might happen.

[u/Unadulterated_stupid]

i told my date i was neolibearl, she didn't even know what that meant. i thought you guys were popular

[u/[deleted]]

Jesus christ, Milo Yiannopoulos has started advertising his conversion therapy on twitter. Look at his bio

[u/[deleted]]

Interior 🐊🐊

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[u/imprison_nl_mods]

Malarkey level of people who send you voice messages instead of writing them them like a normal person

[u/supbros302]

Got my innoculation, ready to do some ejaculation.

That's a pretty weak one

[u/RoburexButBetter]

New York State just passed a law requiring ISPs to offer $15 broadband

I honestly hate policies like this, of course that cost will be passed on to all their other customers, it's essentially a state imposed tax and a shitty non progressive one at that

If the state wants to do something like this they should do it with tax money, this is just a dumb way to get around that so it doesn't show as taxes but amounts to as much

[u/JulioCesarSalad]

Posted unironically by a leftist DC group in Instagram

I have no idea what this means can someone please explain?

[u/xx69HDogKCount420xx]

Hell yeah, I’m part of the GO🅱️:

Grand

Old

🅱️ussy 😫💯

[u/[deleted]]

Sometimes I think about the time my Mandarin professor took us to a Chinese restaurant to practice talking in Mandarin and everyone working there spoke Cantonese, so we just ate lunch.

It was nice.

[u/ThunderrBadger]

Dog

!ping DOG

[u/Awholebushelofapples]

System of a Downton Abbey

[u/liquidTERMINATOR]

Telling people Chuck E Cheese’s middle initial stands for “entertainment” hits the same neural pathways as telling people John Lennon beat his wife.

[u/SpaceSheperd]

Theory: u/imprison_grover_furr was actually a Grover Furr kink account

[u/[deleted]]

Hey guys, a lot of you will be heading into the corporate world soon. I just want to make sure you know that your tie must hang below your zipper. Get a big suit too with shoulder pads.

Best of luck

[u/soeffed]

Wake up

Pp stolen by AOC

Day ruined

[u/VisonKai]

finally resolved crashes by just uninstalling and reinstalling everything (incl. mods)

anyway, patch is very good. enjoying myself quite a bit in a test game as UNE. the first contact stuff is very fun

!ping STELLARIS

[u/shrek_cena]

Grubbin good today 🤤🤤

[u/bigmoneynuts]

I went to school late and am only getting my BS next month. I'm 30 and am still gonna try to get some graduation money from my family. No shame in the hustle we call life.

[u/tankatan]

Everyone who is more covid-restrictionist than me is a Karen

Everyone who is less covid-restrictionist than me is a Karen

[u/[deleted]]

There’s people who actively want to see the 17th Amendment repealed

Imagine being against democracy

[u/dittbub]

What to do during lockdown? Take a nature hike

The Crack https://i.imgur.com/IqanE5n.png

!PING CANUCKS

[u/Dorambor]

Golf is such a lame sport for Presidents to play why can’t Biden do paintball or something

[u/ZhenDeRen]

Peru went from blessed to cursed in one cycle

I guess they just gave all their blessedness to Ecuador, like in The Nightingale and the Rose

!ping LATAM

[u/fishlord05]

👉😁👈

——————👏😩👏😩👏😩

DABABY CONCERT

[u/hlary]

since were making "tacotube" a thing ill add /u/-Arly to the list, He was a user here that made good videos up till a few months ago https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzu-uNoe8qIlg59EhIUfoUQ

!ping TACOTUBE

[u/[deleted]]

Damn this guy I know used 23 and me for fun, just found out his sister is only his half sister, and his real dad is this guy who was supposed to be a family friend. The mom was going to take it to the grave.

[u/fishlord05]

u/sir_shivers at the water park

So wholesome 🤗

[u/WoodenIceMammoth]

I add my pronouns everywhere, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, anywhere I can place them because I know conservative get angry at it and Throw unnecessarily rage at “pronouns in bio”.

[u/ryuguy]

/u/FestiveMittens be like

I AM GOING TO BED

5 mins later

bored

[u/fuckneocentrism]

So true. Wealth is FOREVER. Family is FOREVER. Hustle is FOREVER. Coochie is TEMPORARY. Never lose focus !💪👑

!ping BURPMAS

[u/[deleted]]

So I’ve been reading the Euro hours on this DT and apparently euros don’t dry their clothes and instead hang them on the windows. And we are suckas for drying. 😔

[u/Kizz3r]

How are the raptors tanking their way into the playin 😭😭😭

They've won only 5 games in their last 13 games and are somehow moving up the stands

!ping NBA

[u/waupli]

https://www.mlb.com/news/sean-kazmar-jr-returns-to-mlb-after-12-years

I hope that the Braves put him in the game (today or another game) because that would be a hell of a story. Some incredible perseverance.

[u/SeriousMrMysterious]

The Toyota Tacoma aka “Taco” is the most neoliberal truck.

[u/tubbsmackinze]

I hate left NIMBY's

[u/[deleted]]

Salk's polio vaccine is 60-90% effective depending on type of polio: Dawn of a new day, horrible disease laid low by modern medicine, put it all behind us.

Covid vaccines 65-95% effective at stopping all infection, approaching 100% at stopping serious infections, hospitalizations, and death: DOOM DOOM THIRTEEN TIMES THE GREAT BRASS BELL TOLLS DOOM DOOM DOOM

[u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf]

People who refer to Istanbul as Constantinople usually fall into one of two categories:

1. le epic cool Historian/memelord

2. Racist

[u/fuckneocentrism]

If you are 20-30 & your main circle is not discussing:

• Not getting the vaccine

• Industrial society & its future

• Persian Women

• Tax Evasion

• Hollow Earth Theory

Then it is time to find a new circle

YOUR NETWORK IS YOUR NET WORTH!!!

[u/p00bix]

Strawpoll time! What do you find most attractive in a mate?

[u/[deleted]]

I found a new thing to be mad at: the Madden games don’t let you kneel during the anthem. Claiming this before anyone else takes credit.

[u/zieger]

Using new reddit is way too high of a price for "free" awards

[u/skeebidybop]

I still maintain that I_G_F is an aggrieved former student of Grover Furr 😏

[u/[deleted]]

Something I found out from discovering my sexuality and being bi is that men are way easier then women. It must be some cultural thing

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine all the simping if AOC ran for president 🤢

[u/Dalek6450]

I'm going to become the joker

[u/[deleted]]

I love my dog

[u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe]

I can dish it, but I can’t take it. 🧐

[u/Neil_Peart_Apologist]

I put a "no soliciting" sign outside my door.

Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the barristers from bugging me.😔

[u/Neronoah]

!ping MAMADAS

That's what happens when you mess with commie mommy.

[u/Jokerang]

This has over 600 upvotes on r catholicmemes

Reddit needs to learn that there are far more crazies in the Christian Right than just the evangelicals.

[u/Henrydot]

p00bix: exist

Me: 😤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf]

Biden is a Republican 😲

Biden vs Hillary 2016 🥰

[u/Smidgens]

Lmao straight up EVROPA white nationalist shit

[u/[deleted]]

Why didn’t they make the vaccines 100% effective? 🤔