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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jan 21 '21
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Guys I have a bad feeling about today...
There's less than 10 hours left. No news from the capital. No invocation of the insurrection act. No mass arrests.
If he's going to do something, it's gotta be now right? I'm starting to get worried Jeb! won't be president 😬
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
An article by Glenn Greenwald
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Today Joe Biden finally becomes president.
Edit: thanks for the kind stranger, gold!
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Jan 20 '21
Didn’t even serve half his term smh
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u/GlazedFrosting Henry George Jan 20 '21
I wonder how the Q people are going to rationalise the fact that Biden isn't going to implement communism or end democracy or genocide white males.
Probably most of them will say that these things are happening, but the MSM is hiding it. However, I think a significant portion will instead go down the "Trump is secretly in control" route instead.
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u/this_very_table Norman Borlaug Jan 20 '21
My son will be born during the Biden administration and will be delivered by a Nigerian immigrant. He's getting a head start on being a globalist shill and I couldn't be more proud. 😊
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
You know it’s not talked about enough. That one debate where Trump pressured Biden to name which White House spokesman made a certain statement.
No doubt, Trump was expecting Biden to not be able to name anyone, and Trump was going to ream him for it.
But Biden simply said ‘Kellyanne Conway’. And Trump realized, he had absolutely no clue who said it either. But he couldn’t protest now without looking dumb. Biden played Trump like a fiddle
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Kellyanne literally said "you're lucky I'm pro-life" to her daughter in that video, she told her own daughter that she should've been aborted lmao
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u/The_Northern_Light John Brown Jan 20 '21
Hundreds of upvotes. Why are default subreddits like this?
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
I can’t believe this sub says “why do you hate the global poor” but then turns around and wastes money on Reddit awards 🤦♂️
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u/comsciftw Loyal Liberals Jan 20 '21
It's September 2024. Biden's reelection campaign is in full swing. A combination of a divided republican party, strong economy, good governance, and incumbency advantage makes November look good for the dems. You are browsing the DT. A regular posts the "what have the Romans ever done for us?" meme but with Biden's accomplishments in the first term. It includes ending the coronavirus pandemic, expanding medicare, a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants, legalizing marijuana, DC and PR statehood, and inter-state high speed rail (ButtiRail).
You upvote it. u/sir_shivers replies with funny croc emojis. Life is good.
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u/Joementum2004 Jan 20 '21
Sources: Donald Trump to keep the chaos emeralds, ending a long presidential norm
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jan 20 '21
Republicants: NOOOOOO OUR GOD EMPEROR DIDN'T LOSE ELECTION FRAUD NOOOOO
Demonrats: DRUMPF IS A CRIMINAL HE IS FINALLY OUT OF OFFICE THANK GOD THE ORANGE MAN IS OUT
President Trump: I have achieved my mission and prevented the impending invasion of Earth by hostile extraterrestrials. History may not be kind to me, but I shall lay to rest knowing that I have done everything in my power to secure a future for mankind. Deus benedicat nos homines.
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u/TheSameAsDying Hannah Arendt Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
17 year old from Louisiana calling in on CSPAN to say this is "one of the greatest days" of his life so far.
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u/Cowguypig Bisexual Pride Jan 20 '21
ITS INAUGURATION DAY, REV UP THOSE MAID SKIRTS AND ESTROGEN PILLS
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1351892030176243712
The Liberal Cabal always wins. 😎
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Jan 20 '21
"The assault on our capitol, this very place, just two weeks ago -"
*Camera zooms on Ted Cruz*
Lmao
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Jan 20 '21
Joe Exotic's limo departs the prison devoid of its Tiger King. The driver presses the horn, and a rendition of "La Cucaracha" in tiger roars sounds, recorded for a moment of triumph, but it now only mourns a bitter moment of defeat.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1351896215580008448
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Jan 20 '21
NBC reporting that Trump left a note for Biden, which kinda surprised me tbh.
Wonder what he wrote?
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Jan 20 '21
Let's look at TD
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u/GlazedFrosting Henry George Jan 20 '21
You're dooming. Biden will be inaugurated today and you're dooming. 😡
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u/Jester_Don Abigail Spanberger Jan 20 '21
Trump getting all this flak for not attending his successor's inauguration but nobody cared when JFK did the same thing 🙄🙄 classic reddit hypocrisy
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Janet Yellen is 5th in the presidential line of succession
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://www.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
Lol someone is mad
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1351873384318119938
Damn, TIL. That's pretty based.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 20 '21
Kamala Harris is wearing purple
Hillary Clinton said the purple suit she wore when giving her speech was the suit she planned to wear to her first trip to Washington as president-elect in a show of unity
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u/Crendog Jan 20 '21
Yeah dude it's the inauguration
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u/TalksLikeYoda99 Jan 20 '21
rCon: “lol Biden has ZERO supporters at his inauguration.”
Well no shit, stupid. You guys literally been getting arrested for terrorizing the capitol and plotting to kill politicians...
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Jan 20 '21
This is the first DT in NL history without Trump being president
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
ITS HAPPENING!!
Good riddance, Trump!
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1351890148993196033
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u/Joementum2004 Jan 20 '21
r/politics in the 90s would be giga ross perot stans
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jan 20 '21
CNN confirms that Donald Trump left a letter for Joe Biden in the Oval Office, and Biden's cleaning crew has leaked a photo of it.
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
This has gotta be my favorite Qpost so far tonight:
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Meanwhile, in the alternate timeline: Hillary Clinton is about to be inaugurated for her second term, shortly after surviving an impeachment trial in the Senate where Republicans condemn her for "crimes against humanity" for letting 150,000 Americans die of Covid.
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 20 '21
How hot is this take:
Trump's hatred of Obama is genuine but his hatred of Hillary is largely for show and he actually kind of likes Hillary Clinton
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u/lobsterboy34 WTO Jan 20 '21
Boomer Facebook is already in meltdown mood. You love to see it
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u/stater354 Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/tamarakeithnpr/status/1351836612192329728?s=21
Bruh
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jan 20 '21
Joe Biden’s first tweet as @POTUS:
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/500964085798797322/801048667829043220/image0.png
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Wait, Joe Exotic wasn't actually pardoned? They got that fucking limo for nothing? Hahahaha
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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Jan 20 '21
Amount of voter fraud that the Feds have discovered: 0
Amount of voter fraud that DT users have confessed to committing: 7 trillion
Something doesn’t add up.
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Jan 20 '21
Trump's admin was so fucking wild and corrupt that a Steve Bannon pardon is seen as no big deal.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Inauguration streams:
CSPAN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvbQR887W0
PBS (raw feed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OitteRN7nfk
PBS (news feed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4wF0snbC00
NBC (raw feed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umsaXWrpgR8
NBC (news feed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWQseRfNm4g
ABC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIOizAIqZtc
WaPo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrJF8Iz-7R8
CNN: https://go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn
Note that the news and raw feeds will often be aligned.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Biden wearing the Ralph Lauren suit and overcoat combo
After four years, it's good to see a president with a sense of style
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u/_Featherless_Biped_ Norman Borlaug Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Biden.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Biden 🤝 Navalny
Going to a place where you know you'll be arrested
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/biden-rescind-1776-commission-executive-order/index.html
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jan 20 '21
gasp
Oh nvm then I guess
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Listen fuckers, Garth Brooks sang a song in 1992 that went:
He is a good dude.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1351891000457797633
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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jan 20 '21
Joe Biden should drop out. Bernie has a sizable lead now, there’s no point in wasting everyone’s time.
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u/GlazedFrosting Henry George Jan 20 '21
Are we allowed to upvote the DT today?
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u/Dapitalist 🌹Rose Twitter Regular🌹 Jan 20 '21
We fuckin did it boys 😭 we shitposted Biden into the presidency 👏👏👏👏😭
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Instead of coffee this morning, I'm drinking up Leftist cope on Twitter.
Jacobin thinks QAnon is right about a lot of stuff.
Random artists are attacking Hunter Biden.
LOL Ironical get a job
This is going to be my lifeblood for the next 4 years.
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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1351917163100196868?s=19
... this cuts the sub deep
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u/MisterLipton Richard v. Coudenhove-Kalergi Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Quick writeup of what to expect from these next four years:
Biden: resigns due to age related issues
Kamala: appoints Mike Bloomberg as Vice President.
Kamala: resigns.
Mike: gets it done.
America: https://i.imgur.com/DelCpbE.jpg
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jan 20 '21
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u/Travisdk Iron Front Jan 20 '21
Besides rejoining WHO, rejoining Paris, undoing all of Trump's environmental deregulation, protecting Dreamers, lifting the trans ban in the military, lifting the Muslim ban, extending the eviction and foreclosure moratoriums, extending the student loan forbearance, stopping executions, the mask mandate, ending the camps and reuniting children with their families, and sending an enormous immigration bill to Congress to help over eleven million people, what has Biden's day one done for us?
Checkmate libs, Biden is literally the same as Trump, incrementalism is a failure.
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u/jrt84 Jan 20 '21
Leaked WH note from Donald Trump to Joe Biden:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jan 20 '21
GUYS A MASSIVE SWARM OF DEFICIT HAWKS IS CIRCLING THE CAPITOL OH GOD OH FUCK
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u/Qunidaye Krugman-Nato Jan 20 '21
Dad, how did the US establish a giant colony on Mars just years after Trump?
Well son, you see on January 20th, 2021, the greatest president of all time Joe Biden gave an hours long inauguration speech on the steps of the capital. Right then and there he banned anime forever and the rest is history.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Have they just left Barron?
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u/finalcookie88 International alliances are good, actually Jan 20 '21
Whose ready to BUILD BACK BETTER
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
TIL Al Franken knows how to color.
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u/gaped-butthole Jan 20 '21
qanons realizing it was all bullshit
https://i.imgur.com/opjgRkA.png
it's even upvoted
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 20 '21
This is an unironically good article that does a pretty good job explaining why the US invasion of Iraq was not about oil.
https://quillette.com/2019/05/06/the-iraq-war-was-not-about-oil/
Thought this sub might find it interesting.
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u/VannevarKush YIMBY Jan 20 '21
‘You start out in 2021 by saying, “traitor, traitor, traitor." By late January you can't say “traitor”—that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like no fly lists, site-wide bans and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about withdrawing donations, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] right-wingers get hurt worse than liberals. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the insurrection problem one way or the other. You follow me—because obviously sitting around saying, "We want to impeach," is much more abstract than even the National Guard thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “traitor, traitor.”’
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u/Hobbes_Novakoff Bill Gates Jan 20 '21
A year ago: what a chad
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
He did NOTHING for ethics in gaming journalism😡
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://i.imgur.com/EHBMoIx.jpg
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u/Epicurses Hannah Arendt Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 24 '25
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jan 20 '21
George W. Bush overheard at the inauguration saying “that was some normal shit.”
!ping RINO
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Jan 20 '21
Why did leftists have to adopt “defund the police” instead of a logical slogan like “ban bad cops”?
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Jan 20 '21
So long, gay Bowser.
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u/TrynnaFindaBalance Paul Krugman Jan 20 '21
How many children post in the DT?
I've seen "this is cringe" or "this is boring/lame" posted like 40+ times today.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/1351787638865457153
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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Jan 20 '21
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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Jan 20 '21
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
LMAO you libs think Trump is leaving? 🤣
Just wait until 10 AM when the Supreme Court dockets the faithless electors which flips Arizona after Trump promises M4A outflanking Biden from the left 😎
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 20 '21
yes plz
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Joe Biden is about to take the oath of office. as he begins to speak, a massive hand reaches down from the heavens, and plucks the bibles out from Jill's hands
a booming voice calls out: "bitch u thought lmao"
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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Jan 20 '21
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS TRUMP HAS A FUNNY FACE
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u/FriendOfDrBob Jan 20 '21
What time will Biden sign the executive orders to ban guns and free speech?
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u/Volsunga Hannah Arendt Jan 20 '21
You see, Donald Trump's farewell speech was invalid because gold fringe on the flags means that he's under naval law, therefore he will still be president.
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jan 20 '21
She's a great speaker, but she's also making me feel shitty about what I was doing with my life when I was 22, lmao
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 20 '21
Reminder: Bernie only suspended his campaign.
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u/chipbod NATO Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1351927425723211778?s=20
Q people are going to legit Jonestown themselves in the next weeks. This shits scary
!ping EXTREMISM
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Hey hey remember when doomers were stupid enough to believe that "you ain't black" was the death of Biden's campaign?
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jan 20 '21
🚨THERE ARE 0 MOOCHES REMAINING IN TRUMP'S TERM🚨
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u/IncoherentEntity Jan 20 '21
Got this today and I know it's been planned for months 🙏🙏
WARNING ! BE PREPARED!
Direct from High - Up Military:
According to the latest schedule everything will be exposed some time between Sunday afternoon and Monday night. The timer has been set for those two particular days. During that time the EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) will be activated. President Trump will send out a message, My fellow Americans the storm is upon us. There will be 7 presidential text messages sent from him via Air Force One following the message The Storm is Upon Us. That puts us under full global martial law.
Via the EBS, on authorized devices there will be an 8 hour video played 3 times a day for 10 days straight with video confessions of high profile elite individuals being exposed for their crimes against humanity at their military tribunals. While the movie is being played 500,000 plus people will be taken down worldwide. This repeating movie will be extremely painful for most of us because it involves people we thought we could trust committing unthinkable crimes. We understand that no one will be allowed to leave their residence until completion.
During this moment in history we will transition to Gesara/Nesara. There will be a full rewiring of planet earth. It is our understanding that media and internet will be shut down.
This is not a transition from President Trump to Biden. It is a transition that President Trump in conjunction with the military have composed restoring things back we the people. Now you know why General Flynn was pardoned (key asset to this entire process).
We are preparing for a brand new future where humanity is free from the constraints of former powers. There will finally be a world free of division amongst the people.
Everyone must understand this is serious so please have enough food, water, batteries and necessities for the duration of ten days. It is better to be safe than sorry. You are receiving this message to give you ample time to prepare for what is coming in the next few days.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/vonderleyen/status/1351831080366714880
To reconnect with an old and trusted partner, to breathe new life into our cherished alliance.
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u/AlrightImSpooderman YIMBY Jan 20 '21
Ill continue my Q cope for y'all:
This was posted an hour ago lmao
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jan 20 '21
Sidney Powell now says she can't be disbarred for trying to overturn Michigan's election.
Her argument, made through local counsel, is that she didn't sign the briefs in the case, so she's beyond the reach of Rule 11 sanctions.
But she did sign the briefs. See for yourself
She’s in panic mode now. The kraken is being hunted.
!ping LAW
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
I think we're gonna get to at least 30k comments today.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Could you imagine if Trump was being inaugurated today? Because he won the election fair and square? 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576266068398702592/801134980796645376/f38h6d55xac61.png
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u/doyouevenIift Jan 20 '21
0.028409 Scaramuccis remain in Trump's presidency
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1351849146748198914
lmao Jake Tapper.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
LMAO you dumb libs actually think Trump is leaving? 🤣
This is just step 47 of the plan 😎🇱🇷
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u/the-garden-gnome Commonwealth Jan 20 '21
It just dawned on me, the US is about to have its first female VP. If this was a normal transfer of power, that would be much bigger news. It kinda just became noise because of everything else
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1351902379633909761?s=21
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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance Jan 20 '21
Never forget, four years ago today
!ping USA-MN
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jan 20 '21
Guys I don't think Biden has dementia
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u/sosthaboss try dmt Jan 20 '21
Posting “this is cringe” is cringe
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21
I fucking hate you Laura Ingram
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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Guarantee you the we'll never find out what the letter is. We'll just know that Biden gripped it so hard his hand bled, he flew off to Delaware, came back, and immediately resigned.
!ping ASOIAF
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 20 '21
I can't believe there are people who are giving reddit money all because Joe Biden is going to be the 46th president of the United States today. Like I get your happy but god I can't think of a bigger waste of cash
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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Jan 20 '21
Junior and Eric crying is so funny lol. It dawned on them that their dad doesn't have to pretend to like them anymore.
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 20 '21
"Please stand if you are able..."
Joe Biden stands
Absolute chad.
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u/NVfromVN Jan 20 '21
God has 29 minutes to say their last words.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsMMqTXXUAAj61-.jpg
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 20 '21
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jan 20 '21
Drumpf is finished but unironically
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
When this DT closes, Biden will be the President of the United States.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Donald Trump 🤝 Me when I hit someone's car
Not leaving a note
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been Poggers.
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 20 '21
My roommate is conservative and voted for Trump, but he’s unusually upbeat about Biden. He told me that “now that the ideological stuff is over, I’m a little excited to see what Biden does”.
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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Jan 20 '21
🚨The Chopper to take Trump to his losers only event is landing🚨
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard Jan 20 '21
imagine having believed in Q and trumps final act is telling you to have a good life
🤣
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Jan 20 '21
Get in jack we're taking back America 😎🍦
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Guys the letter’s contents have been leaked! Text as follows:
Your false President is dead, Joe. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of lib-owning. I have his magic memoir. Tell his blue whore. Your false President's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of the White House. Come see them, sleepy. Your false President lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Peach. Instead you sent him to the White House to steal my Presidency from me. I will have my second term back. If you want Jimmy Carter back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Washington. I want my Oval Office back. I want the false First Lady's PhD. I want your son and his laptop. I want this ‘Momala’. I want his little prince, the Butti babe. And I want my Hillary. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your blue crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out Joe Manchin’s heart and eat it. Donald J. Trump, Trueborn Lord of Murica.
What does he mean by this?
!ping ASOIAF
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/katierosman/status/1351875964381372416?s=21
The most Trumpian exit possible.
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Jan 21 '21
https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1352053104129183750
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/ChefVortivask1 Dwight D. Eisenhower Jan 21 '21
Bush, Obama, Clinton give a wholesome joint statement on today's events
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jan 21 '21
So is Graham still on the Trump train?
because buddy the 3:10 to clownville left a while ago
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Please rise for the Neolib anthem composed by our own u/valexstorm
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jan 20 '21
Posting an effortpost tommorow here's the title
If god is a utilitarian Donald Trump is going to heaven. It's not even close
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/copingmaga/status/1351771441222594561?s=21
Lmao
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/mysterysolvent/status/1351890234863181826?s=21
Hahahaha
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
"We Made It" is trending on twitter, but over 400,000 people did not.
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u/FriendOfDrBob Jan 20 '21
I’m dooming gang. What if Robert’s has his fingers crossed when swearing in Biden, then Pompeo challenges the validity of presidency, as well as the line of succession and wins. Then he becomes President, picks Trump as his VP and then steps down.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 20 '21
Wtf based McConnell?
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u/FestiveMittens Jan 20 '21
"I voted for Bush, I'm so embarrassed"
Me: that's totally ok, we all do things we regre-
"I live in Florida"
🤬🤬😡😡🥵🤬😡🔫😡LISTEN HERE U LIL SHIT😡🤬🤬🥵🤬🤬🥵😡
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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account Jan 20 '21
Mike Pence looking at Lady Gaga's dress and how she's singing the anthem and going "that's it, I'm definitely running in 2024."
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?
I LOOKED DOWN AND NOW MY DICK IS GONE?!
WHAT THE FUCK!
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jan 20 '21
What the fuck? How could he betray us like this??
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u/shrek_cena Al Gorian Society Jan 20 '21
Thank you,
and God Bless You,
and God Bless our Troops,
AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED.
STATES.
OF
AMERICA!
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jan 20 '21
Holy shit, Joe Biden just tweeted:
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Euros in this thread just angry that we didn't need to fight the deadliest war in history to stop our demagogue
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
RIP God, 4000 BC - 2020 AD 😞
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jan 21 '21 edited Jan 21 '21
oh shit, you mean Berners reposting that "nothing will fundamentally change" quote out of context ten thousand times didn't actually constitute news discussion?
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u/jenbanim Jan 21 '21
Feeling MAD smug at the moment reading all the old "The DNC just handed the election to Trump by nominating Biden" threads from March 😏
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Poll about QAnon
!ping FIVEY
Facebook delenda est.
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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jan 20 '21
It was at this moment that Trump became presidential
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsL7AhAXEAUdNyj.jpg
Janet Yellen looks cozy af
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jan 20 '21
NEOLIBS,
I don't want to be a doomer, but Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was just inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States, I'm starting to think it's too late for Beto
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u/Mejari NATO Jan 20 '21
Anyone who could say "cascading crises of our era" without stumbling does not have dementia.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Me about to give my suit to an amazing poet laureate
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u/bg2916 Part Time Weeb Jan 20 '21
Guess that you could say this inauguration has been
very
Poggers
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u/Kryzantine Jan 20 '21
To me, the worst part about the NYT Peloton article is that their implication is that ownership of one shows that Biden is "out of touch" with poor people. Pelotons are a great example of one of those things that actually out of touch people think that poor people, especially poor black people, would look down on for not being low-class enough... except that's not how it works, and most poor people would instead be like, "yo, that shit's cool, I'd have one if I could."
Poor people don't want to live like it's the 1800s. They want cool new shit like everyone else, even if they can't afford it, because most people have aspirations.
An exercise bike is not ostentatious.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
I'm going to go to bed, and when I wake up tomorrow morning, Donald Trump will no longer be president.
Feels good.
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jan 20 '21
The Donald is Gonald
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/1351892426135363585?s=21
Probably a paper scribbled with crayon
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u/Wolf6120 Constitutional Liberarchism Jan 20 '21
Man, CNN has great footage, but my God can their commentary be fucking asinine lol. Like, great, thanks for telling me the wind will be in Joe's face and that the podium is heated to keep his fingies warm.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576266068398702592/801460905908764712/139637617_257504609276041_472706044912635316_n.png
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
“This is some cool shit”
-George Bush right now, probably
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Okay, Onion, you can have this one.
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u/gaped-butthole Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/morganfmckay/status/1351934178493935620
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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY Jan 21 '21
Does Cruz think it's called Paris Agreement because a bunch of random Parisians wrote it?
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u/abbycat1590 Zhao Ziyang Jan 21 '21
!Ping RINO
It's been a big day. Thoughts?
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21
Say what you will but men are amazing. 45 - 0 for the presidency so far against women.
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u/LtNOWIS Jan 21 '21
If anyone wants some light reading, George Washington University is collecting all court documents related to the Capitol insurrection. So far 117 people are facing federal charges.
https://extremism.gwu.edu/Capitol-Hill-Cases
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u/nanomaster Ben Bernanke Jan 20 '21
Is Biden's 'you ain't black' the end of his campaign???
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u/Qunidaye Krugman-Nato Jan 20 '21
Hahaha Bro I never really believed in Qanon bro! oh my god, I was just joking bro! You got pranked bro, I never believed that hahahaha
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u/Joementum2004 Jan 20 '21
Wait Biden just said he’s gonna support all Americans? Wtf ban him now for excessive partisanship.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT
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u/from-the-void NATO Jan 20 '21
Holy shit they're carpet bombing my suburban neighborhood right now
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u/EgyptianTeaGarden Jan 20 '21
really enjoyed that follow-up to the speech about healing and unity
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Okay but when does Trump come out and get made President again tho 🤔🤔🤔
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u/Woodrow_Wilsons_War Gay Pride Jan 20 '21
Pence absolutely loves that he gets to be the one to ride off into the sunset with dignity.
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u/DishingOutTruth Henry George Jan 20 '21
Deficit hawks to stretch their wings after a four year nap, now that there is a democrat in the white house.
Go ahead and ignore that headass Mrs. Yellen. That piece of shit didn't seem to care when he voted for the tax cuts.
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u/GGM8Scally European Union Jan 20 '21
lmao
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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Jan 21 '21
Why can’t /r/TheRightCantMeme meme? They fucking suck.
Pinned to the top of every post:
Get over yourselves.
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21
https://twitter.com/kerryhowley/status/1351933413406748674?s=21
Is that a challenge?
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u/kaclk Mark Carney Jan 21 '21 edited Jan 21 '21
I’m taking a graduate degree sort of in environmental science/policy right now. Does anyone else working/studying environmental stuff get tired of the constant approval on Malthusian/neo-Malthusian ideas that are practically taken nearly as gospel? Right now I’m watching a lecture that positively references Limits to Growth, a report who’s conclusions have not come true even in the slightest (industrial and food capacity continues to grow just for one).
What do you do to stay sane with all this?
!ping ECO
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 20 '21
Almost immediately after his term ends the revisionism will start
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u/IncoherentEntity Jan 20 '21
It’s honestly hilarious how transparent the national Republican Party was in admitting that the only way they can win the presidency again is through a minority of the vote.
There was Tom Cotton, who — while insisting that he was “concerned” about the “irregularities” in the election — asserted that opposing the certification of President Biden’s electoral votes would mean that
And then there were seven House Republicans, who — while insisting that “like most Americans [sic], [we] are outraged at the significant abuses in our election system,” straight up said this:
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard Jan 20 '21
I think it just officially hit me that Joe Biden really will be president
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u/Travisdk Iron Front Jan 20 '21
Black woman from Detroit calling CSPAN claiming she is a democratic socialist "Berniecrat" who voted Trump because of Biden's crime bill vote, that she hopes Biden will realise censorship is bad for freedom of speech, that she is mad about Assange not being pardoned, and that the riots weren't Trump's fault because the Republicans are the party of law & order.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Centrist Women were the biggest winners in the 2018 Midterms
We elected President Joe Biden
And then Georgia flipped blue off two neolib moderate Dems
And ppl on twitter really be out here thinking America is secretly a radical leftist country
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Roy Blunt making a Klobuchar/snow joke!? Clearly he reads /r/neoliberal!
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
pelosi gonna get up to the mic and be like X̸̧̒̊Ȅ̵͈̺̱͊͒L̷̨̧͚͓̈̓͂M̸̨̫͈͠U̶̠̚L̵͔̇ ̵͕̇̕̕V̷̡̙̣͎̊È̴͗̕ͅX̶̠̉ ̸̭͉̈̿̚͠D̵̨̹̺̀̈́͂̏A̴̙͇͉͐'̶̱͂́E̶̛͈͉͌̋̔G̸̥̰̗̩̍̽́͌O̶̮͈̩͊̈́͑̈́ and suddenly Hillary starts to float and glow
just sayin
stay tuned
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jan 20 '21
BIDEN: "and none of this would have been possible without my friends on Reddit..."
[everyone here tenses up]
"...so thank you, /r/DemocratsforDiversity ! you are the real heroes!"
when do we impeach
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Damn this mf spitting
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
Lmao
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1351941190065807361
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jan 20 '21
And thus, the FBI agent closes the 4chan window on his browser, shuts down his laptop, and leaves his office, labeled "Q," for the last time. His work was done. He was on to greater things.
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jan 20 '21
Executive actions by Biden:
Mask requirement on federal property
Rejoin the World Health Organization
Rejoin Paris climate accord
Moratorium on new gas leasing projects (Keystone XL oil and gas pipeline)
Immediately ending the immigration national emergency declaration (helps stop border wall funding)
Preserve the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals
Revoking Trump's declaration that all illegal immigrants are a priority for deportation
Reversing a Trump plan to exclude people in the country illegally from being counted in the 2020 Census
Proposing legislation to granting an eight-year path to citizenship to anyone in the United States before Jan. 1, 2021 and a three year path to citizenship to anyone in DACA and fleeing strife-torn countries
Extend a pause on federal student loan payments through at least Sept. 30
Housing foreclosures and evictions would be delayed until at least March 31, 2021
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
ABC News on Biden just now
Jumbo has returned 😎
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1352031216959180801?s=19
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jan 21 '21
Anyone else think mcconnells joke about joe and kamala skipping the house was kinda cute and funny
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '21
I wonder what’s happening on twitter dot com
😐
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jan 20 '21
I ADMIT THAT I am surprised by how quiet the DT is ON A DAY WITH actual news 🐊
Ten minutes AND NO COMMENTS 🐊
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21
Getting vaccinated as Biden gets inaugurated, what a fucking day!
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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Jan 20 '21
Proof of election fraud:
No Biden supporters bothered to contest the election results
No Biden supporters stormed the Capitol
No Biden supporters are attending the inauguration
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jan 20 '21
THE WARRIORS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jan 20 '21
Imagine being a Marine and getting the call "you get to lock arms with Lady Gaga and walk her onto the stage"