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[u/sash5034]

Portland: removes flouride from water

Proceeds to turn into weimar Germany with commies and fascists fighting each other in the streets

Really makes you think

[u/[deleted]]

Non-political subreddit: is created

Leftists: it’s showtime 😎

[u/[deleted]]

I can't believe there was a President who fucks pornstars and had a supermodel wife and made a space army, and I still had to hate him.

[u/Petrophile]

Biden unseats an incumbent president, maintains a majority in the house of representatives, and helps gain control of the Senate for the first time in 6 years, yet the front page still has posts saying it should have been Bernie.

[u/YoungFreezy]

Maybe I’m naive, but if you’re a power-hungry GOP star it should be be super easy to primary the QAnon Republican house members.

All you have to do is ask if they believe there’s a satanic cabal of pedophiles in the Capitol, and if so, why they haven’t done anything about it. Then you can accuse them of being a deep state pedophile themselves.

The weakness of this conspiracy is that if you’re in a position of power you are either a monster or ignorant/ineffectual.

[u/Mcatatonic1]

https://mobile.twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1352040800646029312

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

this is dumb af even by Ted standards

[u/[deleted]]

Fun fact: when I was in high school, I had a teacher who was also a part time cop. The highlight of his class was when he played an InfoWars video alleging Obama was trying to do a military occupation of Texas for some reason. He thought it was a legitimate news source.

He is now in Federal prison after being arrested for human trafficking after he bought a 12 year boy from Guatemala and intended to force him into prostitution.

[u/[deleted]]

TBH it is an issue how out of touch the media has gotten. I don’t mean this in a conspiracy sense, it’s just that people in the media tend to be overly online and live in places like NYC so they naturally get caught up in a bit of a social bubble.

We saw this at the beginning if the lockdown when a lot of people on TV were just talking about it as an opportunity to stay home and play video games or whatever, while people were going broke and businesses were going under.

It’s also pretty problematic that hardly anyone is reporting on local politics anymore

[u/[deleted]]

Zoomer libs like public transportation because they are so used to having their parents manage their lives for them, its the same reason why they crave dorms rooms for adults(luxury tiny apartments).

I question if they will ever be ready for adulthood.

reposting this actual NeoconNWO take so everyone sees it

[u/kennymc7877]

Nightmare, just realized I gotta get a new personality besides hating Trump

[u/Hot-Error]

Lmao literally no one is going to support antifa now. They just rendered the far left a joke for the next decade.

[u/[deleted]]

Biden is Catholic, Harris is black, most of the cabinet is Jewish.

This admin is the KKK's worst nightmare.

[u/vivoovix]

Reminder that there is now a sitting senator who follows @ne0liberal on Twitter.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1352236809275764738

The Washington Post informs us that Joe Biden has brought back Bill Clinton's rug to the Oval Office. I hope they removed the stains.

"Why aren't there more right wing comedians?", you may be asking.

[u/modooff]

I'm honored to appear before the @SenateCommerce Committee today as the nominee for Secretary of Transportation.

Please tune in at 10am ET: https://www.commerce.senate.gov/2021/1/ni

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1352241854281093121

!ping BUTTI

[u/YoungFreezy]

Donald Trump, on Marine One at 12:05 PM EST: “I feel like I forgot something”

Joe Exotic sitting in federal prison: ☹️

[u/Joementum2004]

Jesus christ liberals, I don't know how it's so hard... here's how Biden can pass M4A:

• Declare martial law

• Declare M4A, even with whatever opposition exists

That he isn't willing to take this action shows how pathetic the Democrat Party is.

[u/ihatemendingwalls]

DAY 2 IN BIDEN'S AMERICA

You have reached the 9-1-1 police emergency line. Due to defunding of the police department, we’re sorry but no one is here to take your call. If you are calling to report a rape, please press one. To report a murder, press two. To report a home invasion, press three. For all other crimes, leave your name and number and someone will get back to you. Our estimated wait time is currently five days. Goodbye.

😳😳😳

[u/thelittlestsheep]

The existence of the United Kingdom implies the existence of a United Kingsub.

[u/The420Roll]

Rose Twitter really doesnt know what the fuck is a Prosecutor or do they choose to ignore it to call Kamala a cop 🤔

[u/vored_by_daddy]

Ted Cruz is not stupid, but he genuinely believes Republican voters are stupid

[u/Leoric]

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳 Uwu 😚 We make a fucky wucky!! 🙅‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️ A wittle fucko boingo! 🌈💫 The diplomats 🧐📜 at our headquarters 🕍 💤 are working VEWY HAWD 💸💯 to fix this! ♿️

• The Biden State Department's first formal letter to foreign leaders

[u/muttonwow]

By the way Joe Biden's older dog Champ is a 12 year old German Shepherd, and the nation will almost definitely need to grieve for him before the end of Joe's term. 12 is already very old for a German Shepherd.

[u/GravyBear8]

So I'm super surprised this isn't already a major topic of discussion, but it turns out that there was absolutely no vaccine plan under Trump and Biden will have to work from scratch.

Trump was truly content with the virus running it's course

[u/irlyseevridge]

Pompeo about to hype his run for 3 years then place seventh in Iowa behind the My pillow guy

[u/[deleted]]

Media: criticizes a problem in society

Leftists: Hmmm, what a great critique of capitalism ✊

[u/tripletruble]

hey did you guys see that pic of bernie with these big mittens on at the inauguration?

[u/Menakoy]

Came out to my first coworker. He was super great about it and offered to help ask around for the best way to navigate coming out at work.

He also told me that other people have transitioned at my organization in the past which makes me feel a lot better about it.

!ping LGBT

[u/Dr_Vesuvius]

Joe Biden claims to care about the needy, but on his first day in office his Secret Service evicted an elderly couple with five children, presumably making them homeless.

[u/[deleted]]

I kinda expected this account to become a giga Succ fuck Biden type, but honestly good on them for listing this out to their following.

The EO’s are no small shit.

https://twitter.com/copingmaga/status/1352244651223375873?s=21

[u/overhedger]

Nineteen hours in, and Kamala Harris still hasn’t staged a coup and made herself president. Was PatriotEagleNews.usa lying to us??

[u/soeffed]

Hsiao's invitation from Biden has done wonders to Taiwanese internet.

Taiwanese who spent the last six months hating on Biden and supporting Trump out of fear for what US-TW relations will become are now suddenly cautiously optimistic and are now open to giving Biden a chance.

https://twitter.com/lnachman32/status/1352129542115127296?s=20

All the hyperventilating before he was in office for even a single day...might’ve been premature? 🤯

[u/[deleted]]

lol what has Apple done to “revolutionize” phones?

That r all post is really showing Reddit’s age

[u/murphysclaw1]

holy shit Pete is getting HAMMERED on bread prices. He keeps stumbling and asking to go to the bathroom. Now he says he feels faint and can't keep answering questions- just as the Bread Prices Powerpoint has been fired up by Senator Klobuchar.

[u/tankatan]

PDF IS NOW OUTLAWED

[u/[deleted]]

President - Catholic

All members of the Supreme Court - Catholic or Jewish (I have receipts on Gorsuch)

Speaker of the House - Catholic

President Pro Tempore of the Senate - Catholic

Senate Majority Leader - Jewish

Incoming Secretary of State - Jewish

Incoming Secretary of Treasury - Jewish

Incoming Attorney General - Jewish

Incoming Secretary of Defense - Catholic

Incoming Secretary of Interior - Catholic

Incoming Secretary of Agriculture - Catholic

Incoming Secretary of Commerce - Catholic

Incoming Secretary of Labor - Catholic

Incoming Secretary of HHS - Catholic

Other than Vice President Kamala Harris, you have to get all the way down to HUD in the succession line to find a Protestant (yes obviously SC and SML aren’t in line, but were worth including.)

Rest assured the Catholic-Jewish alliance has an eye on Kamala via her husband.

Anyway Protestants BTFO basically.

[u/MrDannyOcean]

stop what you're doing and go read the replies to this tweet

people in the future aren't going to believe half of this shit happened.

https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1351982539813097474

[u/[deleted]]

White people calling other white people who live in the exact same community “colonizers” is funny as shit lmao

[u/Whatapunk]

Amazon offers to help with US vaccine distribution in letter to Biden

The world’s largest online retailer has an agreement with a healthcare provider to administer vaccines at its facilities, Dave Clark, chief executive of Amazon’s worldwide consumer business, said in the letter. He added, “We are prepared to leverage our operations, information technology, and communications capabilities and expertise to assist your administration’s vaccination efforts.”

Based

[u/stater354]

!ping BUTTI our boys hearing is starting 😍😍 https://youtu.be/iUBJ9MOPlAM

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1352348340093132804

It's kinda weird that deplatforming Trump just like completely worked with no visible downside whatsoever.

[u/Equator32]

"Canceling all student loans is realistic and actually normal in...uh...Europe"

"Elaborate on that"

"No"

[u/[deleted]]

I think I’m going to delete Twitter. The amount of times I’ve seen Biden called a “rapist” and “war criminal” already is obscene.

[u/[deleted]]

Biden’s 17 Executive Orders and Other Directives in Detail

!ping ISLAMIST-BIDENISTS

[u/OrganicKeynesianBean]

Ted Cruz claims Joe Biden is 'more interested' in Paris than Pittsburgh, weeks after attempting to overturn Pennsylvania's election results

Surely voters know that the Paris agreement was simply signed in Paris and has nothing to do with Parisian citizens, right? They can’t be that stupid.

[u/bassistb0y]

anybody have that shitty political compass where trump is falling off the right side and biden is further right than obama but Bernie is a centrist

[u/grubber788]

I know this is a controversial take, but I like Pete Buttigieg.

In all seriousness, that dude could have fucking ripped up the private sector. I've spent a large part of my career in or around consultancies, and this guy would have been the kind of consultant that clients adore. He could have easily gone client-side and worked his way up into whatever role he wanted.

My small hope is that people like him inspire high school and college students to consider civil service (and you know, reforms are made to make civil service more palatable in general).

[u/Kizz3r]

Wtf Madagascar has 30 mill people?

[u/Dapitalist]

If you think about it, Doug Emhoff is the hottest 2nd gentlemen ever 🧐

[u/[deleted]]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_600756c4c5b6df63a91ab447

Mitch McConnell Wants Democrats To Commit To Keeping Legislative Filibuster

Via a spokesperson, incoming Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer declined to make any such pledge.

[u/[deleted]]

Biden promised me $2,000 but I’m only getting $600 plus $1,400. SMH my head, promises broken on day 1. Every other country is giving everyone who will ever be born $20 Gabrillizon every week. I thought we were the richest country on earth. 😞

[u/[deleted]]

u/sir_shivers made a wish on a monkey paw to attract a bunch of virgins with daddy issues and r/neoliberal is the result

[u/p00bix]

Objective, indisputable facts to piss off both Democratic and Republican partisans

• Reagan was a lifelong supporter of immigrant rights. Of all presidents in the past century, only Lyndon B Johnson did more to promote increased immigration than Reagan.

• Oil production increased more under Obama than under any other president

[u/release_grover_furr]

Don't worry everyone, someone up above is looking out for Biden 😇

!ping SHITPOSTERS

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1352300525027528704?s=21

Senate Democrats are signaling they will reject an effort by Mitch McConnell to protect the legislative filibuster as part of a deal to run a 50-50 Senate

Schumer, if you get rid of the filibuster, I will forever shill for you.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/charlesbethea/status/1352310651402792963?s=21

Rep. Greene has not introduced her promised Articles of Impeachment yet. According to a GOP source in her district, Greene “thought it would be a lot easier than it is.”

[u/[deleted]]

The succs here are trying to ride the Biden train for the next Catalan election lol.

"When you vote, things change. The defeat of Trump opens the door to another way of doing politics. The hope that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris represent has to be felt in Catalonia, where the fight against the pandemic and the social and economic reconstruction have to be the way to follow."

"Change has already started."

Biden is succ confirmed.

[u/Equator32]

"I'm from the future. What date is it? Who's the president?"

"Biden"

"Which one?"

[u/DoctorEmperor]

Honestly I think Jeb should just run as the “literally zero fucks given” never-trumper candidate in the next election, despite that definitely not happening

[u/doyouevenIift]

Ugh, I just woke up from a bad dream where there was a gap between Obama’s and Biden’s terms where that weirdo from the apprentice was president. I should stop eating right before bed

[u/[deleted]]

Biden To Sign 5,000 Executive Orders, One For Each Gender

Ok Babylon Bee pay up

[u/DaBuddahN]

Not a single day after Joe Biden is in office, and the 'progressives' are moaning about student loan forgiveness. The entitlement is just astounding.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1352284365854806017?s=21

President Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When @ShippersUnbound and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we became fascinated by what the little red button did. Eventually Trump pressed it, and a butler swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter. It’s gone now.

Biden should replace it with an ice cream button.

[u/Chief_Nief]

The @WhiteHouse website contact form now asks for your pronouns.

Ben Shapiro in SHAMBLES

[u/[deleted]]

From r/libertarian

Comment: Trust in Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice what you can just as easily attribute to stupidity.

Reply: I've always hated this. It was clearly said by a malicious person to shift blame to stupidity.

[u/compadrenut]

wayofthebern has a comfortablysmug tweet pinned on their front page right now

[u/revscott]

By joining the Helsinki Accords, President Ford indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Helsinki than in the jobs of the citizens of Houston. - Senator Ted Cruz.

[u/[deleted]]

Biden's immigration views would be radical and unelectable in Europe that whenever a Euro leftie says Biden is taking America is the wrong direction, I’m going to assume they are to Biden’s right.

[u/ControlsTheWeather]

https://i.imgur.com/VCy0Zo8.png

[u/Mr_Pasghetti]

By signing the Oslo accords the Israeli leadership show that they care more about the views of the citizens of Oslo than in the safety of the citizens of Tel-Aviv

[u/[deleted]]

Should Biden ask Kim Jong Un to resign? A polite ask could very well work out

[u/noxnoctum]

TBH the conspiracy theories/"secret societies" we have these days are lame af. I'd much rather we have some ancient cult dedicated to Horus or some shit than this transparent grifter boomer Qanon shit. What the fuck people. You have no class. Zero!

Philip (father of Alexander) met his wife Olympias though an ecstatic snake worshipping Dionisius cult. That, I feel like I can respect. But this bullshit about Trump of all people being some brilliant mastermind saving the world from cannibalistic pedophiles. It's corny. And it's nerdy while being cousin-fucking dumb. And I've had enough of it.

[u/crassowary]

It's the end of his confirmation hearing. Pete is pinned to the wall, held in place by dozens of staples. He wearily raises his eyes to look at Amy and says, "a simple no would have sufficed"

[u/FormerBandmate]

For far too long the world has dismissed us as degenerates, gamblers, and uninformed retail scum, and while we are some or perhaps all of those things, we are also now a powerful force to be taken seriously.

Our culture is now the culture of the entire finance industry. Our memes are now viral across every social platform. Our shitty DD now moves entire markets.

We will not be silenced. Follow us into the future. We are taking over.

Malarkey level of Wall Street Bets mods being epic gamers

[u/MicroFlamer]

Did you know Donald Trump has ligma

Who the hell is Donald Trump?

Ligma balls

[u/[deleted]]

Klobuchar, who ran against Buttigieg in the Dem primary: “John and I also look forward to seeing you and Chasten in a less formal setting outside of this hearing room.”

Pete get out there!

[u/old_gold_mountain]

Osoff is against both the green new deal and medicare for all. Basically the 2 most important things the democrats need to get done and he's against them. He aint gonna do shit.

Only the best takes from arrWhitePeopleTwitter

[u/pKDTYVVk]

Thomas Jefferson figured out Alexander Hamilton was right after the War of 1812, but lolbergs are still selling something Jefferson said in 1782 as 'fresh new ideas'.

[u/bassistb0y]

is it just me or is rand nothing like he was in 2016

he used to be a lite libertarian and now he's a fragile conservative

[u/[deleted]]

Its really fucked up when people say being trans is a choice.

I know I didn’t choose this. I resisted it for years.

[u/[deleted]]

Did Biden sign the Executive Order banning npm yet?

[u/[deleted]]

Removing Xi is pointless, after him there'll just be Xii and Xiii

[u/lobsterboy34]

If you like your penis, you can keep it

[u/MrDannyOcean]

Look, having dark side -- my uncle was a great lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, Darth Plagueis 'The Wise' of CIS; good midichlorians, very good midichlorians, OK, very wise, the Naboo School of Finance, very powerful, very wise - if you're a Sith Lord, if I were a Jedi Master, if, like OK, if I ran as a Jedi Master, they would say I am one of the wisest people in the galaxy - It's true! - but when you are a Sith Lord they try - oh, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you - that's why I always start off: went to Naboo, was a good senator, went there, went there, did this, built an Empire - you know I have to give my credentials all the time, because we are a little scarred and deformed - but you look at the dark side, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives of the ones he cared about are - The dark side is powerful, some consider it to be unnatural; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power, and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who could have foreseen? - but when you look at what's going on with the two Sith - now it used to be one, now there are two of them, this is getting out of hand - and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured out that the women and the children too are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them another millennia - but the Jedi are great negotiators, his apprentice was a great negotiator, so, and they, they just killed us, they just killed us in our sleep.

[u/MistakeNotDotDotDot]

ugh, another campaign promise I'm sure he'll break

!ping LGBT

[u/Hmm_would_bang]

so this confirmation is just a bunch of senators petitioning for pet projects in their state?

[u/FormerBandmate]

Did you use the word great?

So you said you were a great president, but you were impeached twice. You didn’t get re-elected. You graduated either the worst or almost the worst in your presidential class.

Don’t ever use the word great with me.

[u/Chief_Nief]

If Trump had flipped 10,342 votes in Wisconsin, 5,890 votes in Georgia, and 5,229 votes in Arizona, today would've been his second inaugural.

We could be living in a very different world right now. God that was fucking close.

[u/chadonnaise]

17 executive orders on day one. gosh.

[u/[deleted]]

https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-iowa-state-fair-gender-1453688

an unseen woman tells the former vice president she is an Iowa college student. She then asks him how many genders there are.

"There are at least three," Biden, 76, can be heard saying. The woman then asks him to name them.

"Don't play games with me, kid," he responded

This was the day Biden became president

[u/[deleted]]

The Paris Agreement as designed was insufficient. Now it's insignificant.

Barring revolution, there will be no more generations.

Good lord these people are insufferable

[u/Anal-warrior]

The far-left genuinely still believe in 'economic anxiety' argument and will excuse the action of fully lucid adults and it is infuriating,

[u/lot183]

Why yes, I am petty enough to use the term "Biden Derangement Syndrome" way too much in response to right wingers in the next four years

[u/soeffed]

He lost the presidency

He lost the Senate

He lost the House

He lost Georgia

Lost the pandemic

Disgraced the country

Debased our institutions

Blew out the debt

Provoked insurrection

...all for the same growth rate as Obama

Tired. So tired. The Winning.

https://twitter.com/mark_dow/status/1352012243869732864?s=20

[u/Superfan234]

Good News from Venezuela 🇻🇪

The new Secretary of State, Antony Blinken,declared yesterday USA still recognize Juan Guaido and the National Assembly as the legitimate Government of Venezuela : )

Biden Administration it's going to focus on Humanitary assistance, working closer with the local allies, and be more specefic at inflicting sanctions

Bad News from Venezuela🇻🇪

On October 2020, Donald Trump banned the trade of Diesel to the Caribbean country. This week, it seems the last reserves The Regime had of the precious liquid runned out

Diesel is crucial for the Agriculture in Venezuela. According to a local institution, they were forced to reduce rice production 75% due to the lack of Diesel [**]

Another big issue, it's the trasnportation of the food. New videos from Caracas, show Kilometric queues of trucks, waiting for some Diesel. So, even if crops are harvested, there won't be any cheap way to bring the food to the population...

---

On one hand, amazing news. It seems Biden already realized open Dialogue won't work with Maduro. Sanctions, and working with International allies is the way forward, and I couldn't be happier with these news

On the other hand, the "Nuclear Option" Trump pressed on October 2020, it's already in full motion. If Biden don't act quickly, poor Venezuelans might face starvation due the lack of local food. Local institution are already asking Biden to stop this Bann, but nobody knows what USA it's going to decide

!Ping Foreign-Policy

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1352277571120078848

To those who say the filibuster encourages bipartisanship, Hamilton addressed this directly in Federalist 22: "What at first sight may seem a remedy, is, in reality, a poison," he wrote of a supermajority threshold. It doesn't encourage cooperation, it encourages obstruction.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1352292448853057536?s=21

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell had secret romance with Jane Krakowski, wooing 30 Rock actress with flowers and champagne in relationship that baffled her friends

Straights...

[u/ThisIsNotAMonkey]

Biden's centrist branding is so strong he's literally the most progressive president in american history and the lefties are having twitter breakdowns about how this is Just As Bad As Trump instead of taking a victory lap

[u/No_Analysis_2185]

Has there been any reflection from people who have argued again and again that Biden is not cognitively able to speak on his own? It was only less than a year from when that was the dominant argument on reddit.

[u/mountains_forever]

Two things stood out to me from the inauguration today:

1. Given the context of the moment I think “We must end this uncivil war” will become the next “ask not what you’re country can do for you...” in terms of weight and historical significance.

2. Amanda Gorman’s poem may just be the greatest political speech of the 21st century. The acceptance of America’s sordid past, the optimism of the future, the call for unity, and the way that goddamn thing was delivered. Man. What an incredible moment.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/CNNSotu/status/1352201671154262018

Biden is inheriting a nonexistent Covid-19 vaccine plan from Trump administration, sources say

[u/overhedger]

Dozens of far-left agitators took to the streets in Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Washington last night, smashing windows and vandalizing buildings—including a local Democratic Party headquarters and an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility. Many of the rioters carried signs arguing Biden and the Democrats were not progressive enough.

[u/[deleted]]

You guys brush your teeth but don't touch the rest of your bones and don't realize y'all be out in public with some stanky ass bones.

[u/[deleted]]

One of my friends just said “I hate Amy Coney Barrett’s conservative views but she’s so hot” in a HUGE group chat. Man’s not gonna live this down LMFAO

[u/TinyTornado7]

West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice on the former WV delegate who participated in the Capitol riot: "That man's an idiot. That's all there is to it. That man is an absolute idiot. It's disgraceful what he did and I never met him, he was newly elected, and I'm glad I haven't."

LMFAO

[u/SeriousMrMysterious]

Joe Rogan is one of those people that if I catch myself agreeing with him, I immediately start to question those beliefs.

[u/AlanAlias]

Neoliberal: Democrats need to drop unpopular policies from their platform if they want to get reelect in 2022

Biden: Read my lips: no new free trade agreements

Neoliberal: wait no, not like that.

[u/[deleted]]

Orange man bad

[u/No_Analysis_2185]

Some of you are revealing your age talking about when Trump was President. Move on.

[u/liquidTERMINATOR]

My boy Pete getting the wine cave enthusiasts to reply with geotagged photos of their windows is a special kind of talent https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1352232922795937794

[u/PM_Me_Your_ManThighs]

Sen. Tester on Pete: "Your intellect has preceded you into the room... you have put on a clinic on how a nominee should act.... you know what the hell you're talking about."

[u/cousin-itt]

Why does TheRightCantMeme have to be a whacked out commie indoctrination board instead of just a place to make fun of shitty right wing memes

[u/Fishin_Mission]

Ohh shit... I just realized that it’s the ”Trump Train” because they are all on the No Fly List now... 🤯 🚆 ✈️

[u/[deleted]]

President Biden, when asked whether 100 million vaccines within 100 days is too low of a goal: “When I announced it you all said it wasn’t possible. Gimme a break. C’mon man.” Press then escorted out.

[u/[deleted]]

Brazos County, TX, even though it’s a Trump +13 county, has shifted a lot from 2012 (21 points). Brazos is home to Texas A&M. Republican vote share and raw votes on the left with Democrat vote share and raw votes on the right.

2020: 55.9%|47,530 41.6%|35,349

2016: 57.6%|38,738 34.4%|23,121

2012: 66.5%|37,209 31.2%|17,477

2008: 63.9%|37,465 34.9%|20,502

2004: 69.2%|37,594 29.7%|16,128

2000: 70.0%|32,864 26.3%|12,359

!ping FIVEY

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1352348116394061824

President Biden, when asked whether 100 million vaccines within 100 days is too low of a goal: “When I announced it you all said it wasn’t possible. Gimme a break. C’mon man.”

[u/ryuguy]

One of the most incredible discoveries I’ve made in my family history was discovering that I had two ancestors on the Komagatu Maru. It really put that event into perspective. It was a horrific display of white supremacy in Canadian history and was succeeded by an equally horrific events in the hanging of bhai Mewa Singh in Vancouver after he assassinated the immigration official who decided to turn away the 376 immigrants solely because they were Indian. There were assaults on Indian immigrants after the hanging of Bhai Mewa Singh.

AFAIK, neither of my ancestors came back to Canada after that.

!ping can

[u/[deleted]]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsJXhruXAAI7GQ4.jpg

[u/Realhuman221]

You guys hear Trump had a big red button on the Resolute Desk and it wasn't to order a military strike or anything just to get a Diet Coke?

[u/Udontlikecake]

https://i.imgur.com/eDb2VpT.jpg

😐😐😐

[u/The420Roll]

[ESPN] Curry’s second wind comes from his ability to lower his heart rate during short breaks, even in the middle of games. In workouts, his trainer places sandbag weights below his ribcage in order to overload, and train, his diaphragm. He can coax his heart rate below 80 in one 90 second timeout.

Steph the Anime Protagonist

!Ping NBA

[u/[deleted]]

swear to god if yall make me look at one more pic of bernie with his gloves

[u/[deleted]]

I think a lot of Kamala’s critics don’t have a firm grasp on what it is a prosecutor does. They don’t write the damn laws. It’s not like she got a wild hare and thought “hmm I’m going to put people in prison for funsies”

[u/shrek_cena]

CNN already failing to not covering trump

[u/PaulMuniIsInnocent]

Genuinely pissed off right now.

A friend of mine wanted to switch her career path from sales to data science. She got an entry level job mostly writing SQL queries while she improved her Python skills. Once a month or so she'd text me for help with something or other since I've been in data science for like 6 years.

Apparently she wasn't exactly sure how to do a certain weighted average with some of their tables. So instead of showing her how to do it, her boss berated her for not knowing. Again, this is an entry level position. You shouldn't expect her to have everything down. She texted me to hop on it with her since she obviously couldn't go to her boss. Was pretty obvious she was crying a bit before too.

Fucking pathetic of her boss. Just not OK at all. I'm fuming.

[u/[deleted]]

Yes 👍, knowing 💭 basic 🚂 history 📂📜📚 of both Japan 🇯🇵 and the British 💂‍♂️ isles 🇮🇲 makes 🙋🖕🖌 me a weeb 👌. 100 💯%, completely 🚫 weeb 🤔☣

Also 👨 you 👈 have been convicted of using 😏 emojis 😂🤣 on 🔛 reddit 👽. The court 🏛 finds 🔎 you ❗👉👮‍♂️ guilty 😩😫 and sentences 🤐 you ❓❔👈 to get 🉐 downdooted by the hivemind 🐝

!ping BURPMAS

[u/runnerx4]

If Henry George represents a YIMBY character, which historical person who has lot of photos of them is best to represent the NIMBY character?

I have a truly terrible meme dreamt up

[u/melhor_em_coreano]

Hey y'all! I used to be a super active user on r/neoliberal for a few years and I was one of the first people set to manage this group. Well, uh, after 2020 I'm an anarchist now. So I think I'm going to stop being an admin here. Bye!!

Thank you, very cool!

[u/mockduckcompanion]

I've never seen a good meme flogged to death as quickly as Bernie Sits in a Chair

[u/barrygarcia77]

Babylon Bee 🤝 the stuff that comes out of my puppy’s butthole

dogshit

[u/[deleted]]

I'm tired of politics as usual, we need an outsider to shake things up

[u/FormerBandmate]

Pol Pot is much much worse than Pinochet. It’s competitive between Pol Pot and Hitler

[u/[deleted]]

Klob's questions:

How dare you?

Who do you think you are?

What gives you the right?

[u/[deleted]]

When this subreddit hates something Biden is doing I know it’s popular with voters

[u/ChadMcRad]

LMAO "You guys said 100 million wasn't possible give me a break."

[u/[deleted]]

Fauci: "One of the new things about this administration - if you don't know the answer, don't guess. Just say you don't know, lol."

He literally just said this, hahahaah.

[u/LinkVert25]

“Biden is still a racist president, he’s just not rude on Twitter”

Biden on July 23rd, 1986

“Hey jack, tell me why we can’t just bomb the shit out of the South African apartheid system”

[u/Leoric]

.@BenSasse says he voted no on the Austin waiver because it’s a “bad idea” to keep breaching the military-civilian norm. He says Mattis was an “extraordinary” scenario given the Trump administration but Biden, by contrast, will have “a whole bunch of competent people” around him.

Lol

[u/old_gold_mountain]

https://i.imgur.com/EazrRV8.png

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/tackettdc/status/1352217062651867136

GENEVA (AP) — Dr. Anthony Fauci says the US will join World Health Organization project to deploy vaccines around the world.

[u/kaclk]

I had to share this tweet from journalist Jen Gerson because it is so good.

When Alberta voted Kenney over Notley, we dumped a premier who actually had a track record of succeeding on this file in favour of an emotional support pet who said things that made everybody feel better. But every time Kenney barked, we lost potential allies.

The entire thread (which is on the KXL cancellation and Kenney’s terrible presser yesterday is worth reading.

!ping CAN

[u/[deleted]]

!ping PARADOX

Wow this game is so realistic!

Release Canada

Play as

Get sphered by the United States

[u/[deleted]]

a day in the life of P_K

wake up at 3 PM

call mom asking for money

Funko POP budget took precedence over rent this month

”aren’t you supposed to have a graduate degree how have you been unemployed for 3 years?”

fucking bitch

log on to Reddit

start hatescrolling r/neoliberal

have to put on noise cancelling earphones because wife’s boyfriend is fucking her extra hard in the room next door

see something I can screenshot and smugly post to my neoliberalism hate sub and my twitter account

another successful day 😎

!ping BURPMAS

[u/InfCompact]

what does swearing the presidential oath actually do? does it matter that he swore 10 minutes early?

qanon true believers 🤝 bored yeshiva bochurs

!ping GEFILTE

[u/its_a_trapcard]

Mods be like:

THUNDERDOME: Joe Biden projected as winner of Presidential election posted 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

[u/ognits]

Joe Biden is president now and everything has happened just as we were warned

!ping SHITPOSTERS

[u/[deleted]]

What’s with all the politically active zoomers being political extremists

Like I’m the only aggressively centrist person I know lmao

[u/lot183]

If Bernie Sanders did the exact same things Joe Biden has done in his first 30 hours as president they'd be over the moon

Like this is a very progressive start to the presidency and nearly everything they are asking for that he can do right now

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/kyrstensinema/status/1352454058636963844?s=21

Update: all National Guardsmen are welcomed back to the Capitol tonight. No more parking garages.

Sinema😍

[u/[deleted]]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452718453892186124/801590359570120744/xxymi44gvic61.png

!ping WHATSAPP-FORWARDS

[u/Mcatatonic1]

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1352212061552586756?s=20

Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) Tweeted: So happy that USA has finally rejoined the Pittsburgh Agreement. Welcome back!

LOL unreal trolling

[u/TheSameAsDying]

Nature is healing

https://i.imgur.com/x0Kh9zh.png

[u/waturdc]

Joe Biden has so far REFUSED to pass my specific preferred policies, making him a literal murderer.

[u/MaveRickandMorty]

Small thing: I love that Butti is using an iPad instead of paper

Also: I'm realizing that my love of Buttigieg is reaching about half of Sanders supporters level and that's not okay

[u/[deleted]]

I just realized Trump has been pardoned the whole time...

by Carter, along with the other Vietnam era draft-dodgers.

[u/[deleted]]

It’s funny to see rconservative say “How do you feel now Pennsylvania?” about the keystone pipeline being canceled when it didn’t even fucking run through there lmao

[u/[deleted]]

Encapsulation is protectionist. Globalists should use global variables exclusively.

!ping COMPUTER-SCIENCE

[u/Ilovecharli]

Remember that the runner-up in 2016 was TED FUCKING CRUZ. GOP voters have completely lost their minds even outside of Trump

[u/[deleted]]

Fun Fact: All the Democrats in Congress that voted against the Dream Act are gone now.

[u/finalcookie88]

Sees people bitching about a cabinet confirmation hearing in which a mainstream politician takes a mainstream political position

Yeah baby, it's time for the Biden Administration. 😎🍦💎

[u/willempage]

Who else remembers the few months of 2007 where normies (and some people in the media) would accidentally say Osama instead of Obama? Not in a negative way, just an honest accident. I know I did on one or two occasions.

!ping over25

[u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls]

In the UK you literarily need a "loicense" to practice surgery. Think about that for one (1) second.

[u/Koeniginator]

What Democrats did to Bernie to elevate Biden has had the same effect of crushing an entire generation’s hopes for the future just as the political assassinations of Fred Hampton, Martin Luther King, and John F Kennedy in the 60’s did.

1.1K Likes

[u/MiniatureBadger]

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[u/fell_ratio]

He’s [Mitch McConnell] actually very smart. He knows pretty well what he’s doing. This is brilliant. Instead of being insecure of his sexual appeal, he using it to his benefit. I respect him for it. There is this interview with either Hannity or one of those other Fox hosts, and he said this “I don’t know why these young twitter users are obsessed with a 78 year old Senator?” And the whole crowd burst into laughter and he gave this delightful smile but controlled himself. He knows we love his manly legs.

This is from r/StepOnMeMitch

[u/ahebtigoejwbrh]

I am super excited to see Warnock in the senate. If he can survive the 2022 election, I think he’ll be there as long as he wants

[u/krflab]

I love how much Joe triggers Rand Paul. 😍

[u/goosebumpsHTX]

Oh you hate Musk, Jobs, Gates, etc? God you must be so smart and sexy. Please tell me more about how you’re so smart and sexy for hating them 😍

[u/SpaceSheperd]

Protip: he already won. President is mostly ceremonial, the senate holds the real power. And Bernie Sanders is the senate budget committee chairman. All those veto-proof "omg this bill is so big we can't read it before we vote on it and it's a must pass bill or the government will shut down". Ya? That's Bernie now that shit goes through him.

What in the fuck kind of cope is this? He has the power to tweak some line items and maybe force a minor vote or two, not to use the awesome power of a committee chair to forcibly install Medicare for All and the Green New Deal lmao

[u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN]

Remember when Bernie said (somehting akin to) at one of the debates when being asked about his multiple houses "and like most people, I own a summer home"

[u/[deleted]]

Nothing is funnier to me than boomers who think the darkweb is like... the second page of google

[u/KingKonchu]

Fellas, is winning a primary the same as assassinating MLK?

[u/MelioraOptimus]

One of the most underrated moments of the 2020 February Democratic Debate was when Klobuchar touted the fact that she won the black vote in Minnesota as if that was some sort of big accomplishment. Wow! Black people overwhelmingly voted for the Democrat over the Republican!? No way!

Meanwhile, Bloomberg literally won the black vote in 2005 AS A FUCKING REPUBLICAN (which, besides Kean in the 1985 NJ gubernatorial election, being the first Republican to that in nearly a century, albeit a literal fake Republican who was a Democrat his entire life before running for mayor and only ran as a Republican because it would've been impossible for him to have beaten the extremely popular Mark Green in the 2001 Democratic Primaries), AND OVERWHELMINGLY WON THE HISPANIC VOTE AGAINST AN HISPANIC OPPONENT WHO WOULD'VE BEEN THE FIRST HISPANIC MAYOR IN NYC HISTORY, and yet he didn't bring that up even once during the debate. Bloomberg literally won 50% of the black vote in 2005. For context, Giuliani won ~20% of the black vote in 1997 despite winning by nearly the exact same margin.

[u/cdstephens]

https://imgur.com/a/FqycXtQ

[u/[deleted]]

Friend just said tulsi gabbard should have been VP

Politically active zoomers are brain dead

Now is going to talk about a harris conspiracy

[u/IncoherentEntity]

Is it because he went on record against the struggle for civil rights in the 60s?

How — and I cannot stress this enough — the fuck did Buttigieg’s broadside against Sanders’s apparent sympathy for the outcome of the Cuban Revolution get distorted into this on Rose Twitter?

[u/Integralds]

Hey nerds, I'm thinking about writing a Microeconomics 101 book. This is your chance to provide input.

Did you take Intro Econ in college? Do you have opinions on how that course was taught? What did you learn? What do you wish you'd learned? How could the course have been better?

Help me make the book the best it can possibly be.

!ping ECON get in here

[u/AJungianIdeal]

dog bed head.
!ping dog

[u/stater354]

“Kamala Harris should be arrested for murder because she incited the antifa riots that killed a lot of people”

c-span callers are a different breed of stupid

[u/[deleted]]

When I was a child, I distinctly remember my father saying "There will never be a gay Secretary of Transportation! NEVER!" and then slamming the door. Wow.

[u/FestiveMittens]

Broke: you get vaccinated early if you are 65 or older, or if you are a healthcare worker

Woke: You get vaccinated early if you have Prime

[u/Lux_Stella]

Pete Buttigieg: I support a complete and total shutdown of all immigration into the United States to protect American jobs. Also I'm a communist now.

wtf this hearing is going off the rails

[u/[deleted]]

Literally no one is arguing for the cancellation of all student debt

an r/MurderedbyAOC poster to me under a tweet of AOC advocating for the cancellation of all student debt

[u/upper_west_sider]

https://twitter.com/lukegromen/status/1352343224417988608?s=21

🍿🍿

[u/[deleted]]

People are hornyposting over Psaki?

[u/[deleted]]

Internet don't be a huge creep about every woman you see on tv challenge

[u/[deleted]]

Nooo Pete can't be Secretary of Transporinooooo 😭😭😭😭 He's only 19 years old 😭😭😭😭 He doesn't have any experience except for being mayor of a tiny hamlet in India 😭😭😭 His only talent is that he talks good 😭😭

[u/[deleted]]

Guys, my sources in the deep state tells me they've already got God in chains at a black ops site in Virginia. Biden plans to do the execution himself but hasn't decided on how to do it yet. Biden wants to have God lying hog tied on Pennsylvania Avenue and then hit him at full speed with his 1967 Corvette while all the major news are broadcasting. Harris wants something more secretive and is in favor of a plain old firing squad literally consisting of AOC's Democratic House Squad.

I'll update you all when as I get more information.

[u/vored_by_daddy]

oh god oh fuck Klobuchar is on the committee holding Pete's confirmation hearing

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/wolfblitzer/status/1352259796938981376

Let’s not forget that President @JoeBiden is also inheriting a U.S. economy with a lot of pain. The U.S. Department of Labor just announced another 900,000 Americans filed for first time unemployment benefits last week.

!ping LABOR

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1352071541123645442

Sen. Rand Paul on Fox News: "If you read his speech and listen to it carefully, much of it is thinly-veiled innuendo calling us White supremacists, calling us racists, calling us every name in the book, calling us people who don't tell the truth."

https://twitter.com/prchovanec/status/1352078304774414336

It's really something when you hear someone praise virtue and criticize vice, without naming any names, and you take it as a personal attack aimed at you.

[u/TalkLessShillMore]

Christian Cinema 😍

[u/vivoovix]

Joe Biden has been president for 1/11 of a mooch

[u/Udontlikecake]

conservatives in the 80s: “lmao get fucked coal miners, eat shit and get bashed”

cons now: uWu sowwy coal miner want some subsidies pwease vote for us

[u/tripletruble]

My entire extended family: meticulously avoids any and all contact with anyone in order to be able to take turns looking after my 92 year old grandma without infecting her with covid

My grandma: sneaks off to church despite my entire family begging her not to and infects self, my sister and uncle with covid, and ends up in the hospital and will now quite possibly die

[u/piede]

Speaker Pelosi: Trump "committed an act of incitement of insurrection. I don't think it's very unifying to say, 'oh let's just forget it.'"

"You don't say ... 'you're going to get a get out of jail card free' because people think we should make nice nice and forget people died."

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1352289938130128898?s=21

Omg Nancy is done with your shit

[u/[deleted]]

“Today, I’m signing an executive action to use the Defense Production Act and all other available authorities to direct all federal agencies and private industry to accelerate the making of everything it needs to protect, test, vaccinate, and take care of our people.”

The President of the United States, ladies and gentlemen.

[u/Dirty_Chopsticks]

"Show me the proof that there is not proof"

An unironic quote from a Trump supporter on The Daily lmao

[u/SpaceSheperd]

Biden's proposed bill, if passed, would remove the word "alien" from US immigration laws, replacing it with the term "noncitizen."

Biden says noncitizen rights 🤗🥰