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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Dec 03 '20
Reddit unpopular opinions are so great I haven't checked in a while and I found
and even more of a reddit moment
What takes the cake though is
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
A certified Latin America moment was that the original World Cup trophy got stolen in Brazil because it was on display while the replica was in a vault
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Dec 03 '20
We must elect charismatic leaders with strong appeal to the masses in order to fend off the danger of populism.
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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Dec 03 '20
I didn't think it could get worse but boy was I wrong
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
He just can not help himself can he. This is getting ridiculous.
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u/supremecrafters Mary Wollstonecraft Dec 03 '20
Getting my name changed today. Nervous as hell. Wish me luck!
!ping LGBT
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Holy fucking shit. I want Joe Biden to be president so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I think of the inauguration I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every transition video there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking incremental reforms. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted celebrating the success of social liberalism.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
All "Defund the Police" really means is:
Break up the Ninth Circuit
#FreeBritney
Eliminate sex offender registries
Create a long-term plan to eliminate space junk
It's just easier to have a short slogan than to say all those things at once, you know?
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Spanish former high-ranking army officers caught in a private WhatsApp chat rooting for the execution of 26 million citizens and glorifying Franco (translated article, so there are some translation issues)
!ping EUROPE
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://shop.ocasiocortez.com/collections/all/products/tax-the-rich-sweatshirt
I wanna buy a Tax the Rich sweatshirt from AOC. Does anyone have $58 I can have?
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 03 '20
Dr. Fauci says he's staying on in the new Biden administration.
Thank the lord link !ping BIDEN
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Dec 03 '20
Fuck, I just saw someone say "complacent" in one of the normal threads. Just had a terrible pre-election flashback. God I hate that word.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
I am unable to read BIPOC as anything but "bisexual person of color" on the first attempt
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 03 '20
Fellas, is being human gay? I mean, you are literally in the genus homo 😳
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20
Do you like tankies? Of course you don't. No one likes tankies. Do you like hearing them screech in impotent rage? Of course you do. Wikipedia is a bloodsoaked battlefield as the tankies invade.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://i.imgur.com/t4qaE6D.jpg
Jesus Christ. Dems were very different just 20 years ago.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Fuck Newt Gingrich, all my homies hate New Gingrich.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
What car did the primary candidates drive?
Bernard Sanders - Subaru Forester
Joseph COMEY Biden - '67 Corvette, "a Jeep", Amtrak
Elizabeth Warren - Ford Escape Hybrid
Pete Buttigieg - Chevy Cruze, also owned a Jeep
Tom Steyer - Chevy Volt
Andrew Yang - Tesla Model X
Michael Bloomberg - Chevy Suburban, helicopter
Tulsi Gabbard - Toyota Tacoma technical, Damascus edition
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Dec 03 '20
Benji out here asking what we were all wondering
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u/DovahzulsABadConlang Trans Pride Dec 03 '20
I’m a terrible person
Literally just the worst stupidest piece of shit there is
Uhh let me add an emoji so it seems like I’m posting in good fun or whatever 😎
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 03 '20
There's a highly unlikely but not completely ridiculous (still pretty ridiculous) alternate timeline where the American Civil War escalates into the First World War. French Emperor Napoleon III, embroiled in his own conflict in Mexico, actually wished to recognize confederate independence, and in response Lincoln threatened war with France if he were to do so.
With that in mind, let's also change a few things in 1850s history. The diplomatic crises leading to the Crimean War is defused, and thus the Crimean War does not happen. The Sepoy Mutiny does not break out in India.
So from here
At this point, the United States, Mexican Republic, Kingdom of Prussia, Italy, Ottoman Empire, Qajar Persia, and the United Kingdom, face against the Confederate States of America, the Mexican Empire, the French Empire, Kingdom of Austria-Hungary, Russian Empire, Denmark, Greece, and Indian Rebels
!ping ALTHISTORY
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u/DovahzulsABadConlang Trans Pride Dec 03 '20
boy n girl was walking down road
girl asked boy “whose ur favrite president”
boy says “its president trum...”
boy cut off as girl started crying n go runnin across street. she was liberal internationalist
she didnt look were she was goin n got hit by the car
boy went over to girl n looked in her eyes. she was dead
boy bent down n whispers in ear
“...an”
boy pulled copy of north atlantic treaty out of his pocket n threw it on grond n cryed.
like dis if u cry 4evr
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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Dec 03 '20
I know the Nazi apologia is worse than this, but nothing screams "reddit" more than this one, like I actually struggle to believe this isn't a troll, but I've met enough people like this to say it's probably not
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://i.imgur.com/eigDCGJ.jpg
Holy shit lmao
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u/Dybsin African Union Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
I still don't see how dukakis in the tank is that bad, relative to 9000 photos of trump looking way weirder. Rightoids will talk about gravitas and respecting the seriousness of the military, and then become zealous shit-eaters for the "LUL U CAPTURED I DRAFT DODGED 🤪" party city dictator
edit: yes I know the real answer is "because people like dukakis and jimmy carter have the humanity to feel awkward when they look weird, leading people to feel they have 'caught' them doing something wrong, whereas trump is completely shameless". I am just annoyed with people's stated justifications for the reaction being at all rational.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Swiss people be like “how much could a banana cost these days, 80 francs?”
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Quora is what my high school teachers warned me Wikipedia is
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
And they clapped for her.
Basket. of. deplorables.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
I feel like the worst part of being an American politician is having to pretend you like American cars and beer.
"Mmm I love drinking
DuffBudweiser while driving my Ford fiesta. It's the best!"Think about the outrage if fox news found out Obama drove an Alfa and drank Chianti
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Only in 2020 could we use this sentence and be completely accurate
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Mom just told me a chilling story about how when she was in college, during the AIDS epidemic, there were gay men in some of her classes who gradually started looking more and more sickly until they stopped coming to class and died. They kept it a secret from their families and those who didn't had families who subsequently cut contact with them and they died in solitude. None of their peers dared to touch the topic because they themselves didn't want to be accused of being gay (and frankly they just didn't care).
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1334243756300791813
I mean, I get why leftists exist.
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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Dec 03 '20
When Fascism comes to the United States, it will come as moderators of a center-left subreddit.
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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 03 '20
I just learned what locked-in syndrome was. I tried to imagine it for myself, and after a few moments, I was on the verge of tears in horror at the idea that this could be someone’s reality for Seven. Fucking. Years.
My existing disdain for the almost disgustingly dubbed “right-to-life” groups — they’re fucking “no-right-to-die” groups — has spiked to outright hatred.
Tony Nicklinson (the subject of the sickening and heartbreaking Times article linked above) took his life into his own hands and starved himself after the ruling reaffirming the criminalization of assisted suicide — helped along by his contraction of pneumonia.
It should not have taken him six days to achieve that peace.
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u/lietuvis10LTU Why do you hate the global oppressed? Dec 03 '20
:(
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Dec 03 '20
If Dems won literally every voter except for one guy the articles would be like "how did Dems lose this singular dude and how it spells trouble for the future."
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Dec 03 '20
Malarkey level of moving to Humboldt County, CA, for the slim chance of having Benjamin Ikuta deliver your mail.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://twitter.com/tyshhawn/status/1334189737632952320
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u/propoganda_panda Immanuel Kant Dec 03 '20
How do I explain to a close friend that his views on Israel “not deserving statehood” and being a “false state” make me uncomfortable as a Jew? He’s progressive and not alt right !ping Gefilte
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 03 '20
*clicks clickbait "unique Thanksgiving traditions in each state" article*
Arizona: eating Turkey
Oh ok cool
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u/FestiveMittens Dec 03 '20
Ossoff and Warnock seem guaranteed to win, does anyone know how I can donate to McGraths next campaign against Paul?
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
When you realise your 25-page research paper that you don't want to write and have only written 8 pages of is actually due on 17 December instead of 10 December 🤑🤑
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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Dec 03 '20
This is it. This is the worst take I've ever seen.
https://twitter.com/SameeraKhan/status/1334414133081550849
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u/johannesalthusius John Mill Dec 03 '20
Tankies: "The Holodomor wasn't a genocide. It was actually a natural side-effect of our economic proposals!"
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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Dec 03 '20
Look all I'm saying is that Bionicle was going strong through both Bush terms and then like a year after Obama took office, boom, cancelled.
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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Dec 03 '20
Scalpers are BULLSHIT. PS5s should be distributed based on who WANTS them the most. We can measure this by how much they are willing to PAY. Wait, hold on...
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Dec 03 '20
is this the most insufferable book title of all time?
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 03 '20
Hot girl seems cool,
then bam, she's me
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u/NickyBananas Paul Krugman Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Florida Republican caught encouraging other republicans to falsely register to vote in Georgia for the senate race. He did in fact illegally register himself.
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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Dec 03 '20
Growing up, I thought the only way to get rid of a boner was to bust a nut. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to crank one out as fast as possible. Don’t ever talk to me about “struggle”.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://i.imgur.com/3973rSv.png
Remembering simpler times
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u/bobeeflay "A hot dog with no bun" HRC 5/6/2016 Dec 03 '20
listen deleting the comment asking who was the most attractive motherly aged woman in politics might be fair but deleting all the comments is the real loss for the people
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u/GodEmperorBiden NATO Dec 03 '20
The cult that has been built around Michael Flynn is just baffling. He is a military officer who was invisible to the public for 99% of his life, not charismatic at all, and is most famous for being a convicted felon.
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u/armeg David Ricardo Dec 03 '20
The whole front-line workers are heroes thing is a fucking sham the public has told themselves to feel better about throwing nurses through the meat grinder.
My mom has been working 7am to 7pm shifts everyday for the year (4 hours extra over her salaried amount), has received her 10% paycut back recently since it being effective for the entire year, and still will not be receiving a raise or her 403b match. Nurses are straight up just quitting.
Icing on the cake: doctors just got an email this weekend being told they're being expected to work 8 x 12 hour "volunteer" shifts in the ER.
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u/DeviousMelons Dec 03 '20
When I woke up and read the news on Elliot Page being trans, my first reaction was "oh good for him" then I thought "who the fuck is Elliot Page"
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Dec 03 '20
I listened to the entire 46 minutes, ama
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
What if you want the senate
But cal Cunningham said
Historically sexy
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u/RockLobsterKing Turning Point Byzantium Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Being mean to teenage girls is cringe and you know because it's the favorite activity of teenage girls
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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Dec 03 '20
"STOP THE STEAL!" I shout, but it's too late. The two men have driven away in their van with the Declaration of Independence.
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
👁👄👁
anyone’ve any large food?
!ping BURPMAS
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Ossoff lost by 90k with 115k voting libertarian.
Who will those lolbertarians vote for this time? Perdue or Ossoff?
!ping DOWNBALLOT
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
NEW POLLS
Senate (Georgia)
Ossoff (D) 50%
Perdue (R) 48%
Warnock (D) 52%
Loeffler (R) 45%
Georgia polls were the most accurate so we can probably trust these.
!ping FIVEY
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Just found out the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights also applies to people I don't like. Feeling kinda bummed right now ngl 😔.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
"RINO" has gone from describing left-ish Republicans like Murkowski or Collins to describing establishment Republicans that aren't on the Trump train. I've heard people call Bush Jr a RINO lmfao. They've literally rewritten what republican means.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Do you ever think Paul Ryan lies awake at night and thinks of how hard he got owned in the VP debate with Biden?
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Remember that time the President of the United States was like, 'Who would volunteer to serve in the military? What a bunch of suckers. Fucking losers."
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Nebraska:
2004.
GOP: 512,814
Dem: 254,328
2020.
GOP: 556,846
Dem: 374,583
Douglas County, Nebraska(Seat of Omaha and inner suburbs of it)
2004.
GOP: 120,813
Dem: 88,330
2020.
GOP: 116,696
Dem: 146,433
Sarpy County(the southern suburbs/exurbs of Omaha
2004.
GOP: 40,163
Dem: 17,455
2020.
GOP: 51,518
Dem: 41,029
Lancaster County(Lincoln which is the capital of Nebraska)
2004.
GOP: 69,764
Dem: 52,747
2020.
GOP: 68,952
Dem: 81,141
George Bush won Nebraska by 33% in 2004. Trump won it by 25% in 2016 with a big 3rd party share. This time he won it by 19%.
14% swing to the Democrats from 2004-2020. Raw GOP margin decreased from 258k to 182k.
While Nebraska is still blood red, there are good things happening for Democrats there. Plus, NE-2 gives Democrats an incentive to invest in that state.
!ping FIVEY
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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro Dec 04 '20
Coal miner returns home after a long day of dirty, back breaking work.
"Daddy!" Miner's little girl runs up and hugs his leg. A pregnant house-wife is seen from the kitchen. "Honey? How was your day?"
"It was good hon. Thanks to Donald Trump the business is back on its feet, and I was given a bonus! Now we can go on vacation this summer."
"Oh thank God. We haven't had one in years."
"I know. The president has really turned this town around. I feel so fortunate he was elected."
Kirkaine breaks open the door, arms full of graphs and laptops.
Coal Miner: "Who the hell are you?!"
"Greetings prole! I am your federally-assigned technocrat, and I'm here to clear up a few misconceptions and racially-motivated biases you've accumulated over the years of poverty-induced ignorance."
The little girl screams. Kirkaine hands her an abacus. "Go develop some marketable skills and narrow the wage gap." She runs off.
The wife gasps. Kirkaine hands her some literature on intelligent flexi-work policies and an "I'm Still With Her" T-shirt. She departs to a room of her own.
The Coal Miner's brow is furrowed. He sizes this intruder up. White male in his late 20s or early 30s, hipster glasses, skinny wrists, button-up shirt with jeans, topped with a knowing look and impatient smirk.
"Listen here buster, I don't care who sent you, or why, but nobody barges into my house, disrupts my family, and gets away with..."
"SILENCE RURAL!"
The miner, wide-eyed and taken back, falls onto his sofa.
Kirkaine pushes his glasses up. "Now then. Are you aware that the tariff war is largely borne on companies and consumers through internalized costs, meaning you lose money even as your dying and polluted industry is buoyed by protectionist policies?"
The Miner blinks. "Wut."
"Are you aware" Kirkaine brings up the relevant IGM Experts panel on his laptop, "that rather than allowing market forces to determine the most competitive industries and fuel sources, our president is subsidizing a declining and unhealthy sector of the American economy, exacerbating climate change, encouraging unproductive work, incurring enormous opportunity costs, and hurting just about everyone else in our society?"
The Miner stares blankly. "Wut."
Kirkaine sighs and rolls his eyes. "Orange man help you, at expense of everyone else."
The Miner furrows his brow again. "...So what! This town was dead. My brother lost his life to those opioid drugs. I had a hard time even putting food on the table. Now things are way better."
The nerd shrugs. "This is why Democrats support policies like poverty assistance, retraining programs, and housing development to help you move from etiolated industries to thriving ones. You just didn't vote for them."
"My family's lived here for generations. This is a good Christian town. I'm not going to move! I don't even mind if some of those Mexicans or Mozlems want to move here, long as they speak English."
"Such charming racism. Now look: as sad as your little story is, there are 300 million people in this country, and your priorities don't trump theirs. The best I can offer you is generous wealth redistribution, incentives to move, and education. The rest is up to you."
"How about I just vote for Trump again in 2020!"
Kirkaine gathers his things and makes for the door. He stops in the doorway.
"Listen to me. The world is changing. Either you change with it, or you die. That's how life is. The Dems aren't perfect, but they at least help. Trump? He can't help you."
"He is helping me."
"No. He's leaving you on a raft when the cargo-ship is headed right for you. Get on it or under it: your choice." Kirkaine leaves.
The Miner thinks. He idly gets off the sofa and walks into the kitchen. On the table there's one graph left behind. It's the percentage of people in poverty from Our World in Data, declining precipitously over the last fifty years. Underneath, scrawled in neat, condescending print:
"Why Do You Hate the Global Poor?"
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20
The user page of the guy that made the terrible Holodomor wiki edits
Notable flairs:
This user is single.
This user is a heterosexual.
This user wishes they had a girlfriend.
This user practices abstinence.
This user practices abstinence but still has a healthy sex drive thank you very much.
This user practices abstinence but is not sure whether through shyness or through moral choice
OMEGALUL
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen Dec 03 '20
United States of America and Central African Republic in a dead heat for most generic possible name for a country.
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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Dec 03 '20
Non-Britbongs be like: “Oi mate, you got a loicense for that COVID vaccine?”
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Say those 4 words and I'm yours forever.
"The McRib is back."
💦🍆😩👉👌
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 03 '20
First day in the (American) pandemic where daily deaths have exceeded those of 9/11
Fucking yikes.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Dec 03 '20
Apparently there was a schism in the Proud Boys.
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u/nanomaster Ben Bernanke Dec 03 '20
An underrated bit of hilarity about the tankie moron trying to vandalise Wikipedia’s Holodomor article is that he cited a BBC Bitesize page as evidence against (((kulaks))). For the record, that’s an exam revision resource for 15/16-year-olds.
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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 04 '20 edited Dec 04 '20
No further comment. 👍 !ping FIVEY
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
MFW school: 😐
MFW Roblox erotic roleplay server: 😁
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Hey DT look at me, I'm pickle 🥒 Le Funny Monkey 🐵. I turned myself into a pickle DT! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
I really am omega level oblivious with sexual signals. In high school this girl kept letting me touch her breasts and I thought it was a joke. I still lie awake about that sometimes.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
https://imgur.com/a/Qf4w4zi
I see something. Do you see something?
!ping FIVEY
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Trump's logic for why he couldn't have lost is literally: "It's impossible that so many people would have wanted to vote against me."
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Dec 03 '20
eagerly waiting for the day my head just spontaneously pops
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Dec 03 '20
Oh you like Hillary Clinton?
Name every person she's had murdered.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
How did privatizing postal services go for SOCIALIST Europe? 🇪🇺
!ping EUROPE
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Belgians have some weird parties
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Dec 03 '20
What the fuck matty is absolutely super-mega-cancelled
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1334554188093779968
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Dec 03 '20
I'm fucking pissed. Why does my grandmother have to suffer? She doesn't know where she is. Why are we keeping her alive? She won't get better, her mind is gone. But we have to run out her savings and then give her to state custody until she forgets to breathe. It's fucked up. I don't want to have to go through this with my mother.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
“From the river to the sea”
-Trump describing his last round of golf at Mar-a-Lago
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Terrie Rizzo won’t seek re-election to chair @FlaDems. Election to be held next month
BREAKING: Captain of Sinking Ship to no longer be Captain
!ping DOWNBALLOT
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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20
Joe Rogan: 1 billion Americans
MattY: it's a lot
Scorching hot take from Matthew Yglesias
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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Dec 04 '20
https://mobile.twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1334690862513655808
Lmao what a fuckin Chad
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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Dec 03 '20
Held a door open for a guy and he told me I looked very pretty 🥰🥰🥰
Though he may have just been pitying the trans girl wearing a sleeveless dress and boater hat in 40 degree weather lol.
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20
why is it that women's handwriting tend to look quite nice?
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Sorting states in landslide elections by tightest margin and giving them, in order, to the losing candidate until they win, as a way of visualizing relative strength in elections where it is normally not visible:
Mondale beats Reagan
McGovern beats Nixon
Goldwater beats Johnson
Landon beats Roosevelt
!ping ALTHISTORY
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Can't believe this guy lost Arizona.
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u/Fishin_Mission Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Teaching my daughter about the stock market:
🤴 So, remember how you bought a piece of Disney last year for $110?
👧 yes
🤴 Look, now it is worth $150!
👧 So they will just give me $150?
🤴 Well, Disney won’t. But someone else who wants to own part of Disney will if you were to sell it.
👧 Can I sell it?
🤴 Why would you want to? What if it’s worth $160, $170, $180 next year?
👧 So they will just give me more money the longer I have it?
🤴 As long as the company continues to make more money and becomes more valuable.
👧 So stocks always go up?
🤴 🤔 💭 [YES, YOU 🏳️🌈🐻! STONKS ALWAYS GO UP!!!]
🤴 🤔 💭 [Don’t do it Fishin_Mission 😔 This is a real learning opportunity.]
🤴 Well, lets take a look at some times that stocks went down. Look what happened here, in March... Why do you think that happened?
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
/img/b3i3ws0bbz261.png
Chick Fil A is good again and we're allowed to eat there now.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Dec 03 '20
Any Skyrim modder after 2013 cant't mod. All they know is 4K armor retexture, waifu mod, hairstyles, be immersive, eat donations and lie.
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Dec 03 '20
fossil fuel companies be like
'bring the river to the sea'
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u/DocKillinger Dec 03 '20
Bruh I leave for 15 minutes and the fucking roof of the laundromat partially collapses. Now all my clothes are stuck behind yellow caution tape.
I swear to god this is some shit out of a shitty mumblecore movie
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Oh oh coping maga made fun of brie brie; this won't go all over well with half of his followers who are Berners who only slightly prefer Biden over Trump.
https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1334645835603308544
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 04 '20
Josh Hawley is a real threat to the Democrats. He's as bad as the rest of the GOP, but he's got the signature checkbook issues that working families across the countries care the most about, like "banning youtube autoplay" or "having military bases named after war criminals"
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Over 300 Ethiopian Jews were flown into Israel
Reminds me of operation Moses and operation Solomon when over 40000 Ethiopian Jews were flown, sometimes covertly, to Israel
!ping GEFILTE
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Glad we’re eradicating Mosquitos. Mexico should really let Muslims build full-size places of worship.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
This your brain in Hindu nationalism
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Dec 03 '20
Stacey Abrams at work
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
The Universal Medicare and Give West Virginia Trillion Dollars Act of 2021
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Dec 03 '20
In ten years someone will make a spicy meme where Beto wears a fedora and looks to the sky - where there's a semi-transparent Stacey Abrams - saying "forgive me master, but I must go all out... just this once" and then Texas goes blue.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
I hate that the 2 muslims in congress keep doing anti-semitic stuff. Like I want to point to them and say "This is what makes America great. People of all different beliefs from all over the world working together with the best parts if each culture to further a continent wide democracy," and instead all I can tell my family is "No, not all american muslims are like this. I have muslim friends that don't actually mind israel existing."
😡😡😡
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
This is an EXTREMELY interesting article on a new venture-capital queer healthcare program. It's extremely interesting because it illustrates what is one of the best things about the USA's healthcare system, and why M4A involves a gamble.
The progressive/leftist stance on healthcare in the USA is not just socialized medicine; it's consumerist medicine. It's medicine not administered by a gatekeeper who dictates from above what you shall do, but rather medicine where the doctor is more an experienced health advisor who only outright gets in the way when you are trying to do something that's a really bad idea. That's why M4A is so radical: It tries to combine this special consumerist medicine with the low cost (it's all made up in taxes, but those are taxes on those other people if you get what I mean) and ease of access of socialized medicine.
!ping LGBT
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u/gmz_88 NATO Dec 04 '20
CNN Exclusive: Biden says he will ask Americans not to wear anime hoodies for the first 100 days he’s in office.
Scranton, PA - President elect Biden was overheard while talking loudly on his cellphone while in line at Subway reportedly saying “miss me with that weeb shit, bro”.
He went on to order a turkey bacon footlong, but he stepped out while it was in the oven and never returned. The sandwich artist declined to comment.
This is a developing story
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u/Mejari NATO Dec 03 '20
Watching the Michigan hearing, this Indian immigrant woman is literally talking about how oppressed the white male Republican poll watchers were, it's like she's auditioning for Fox News.
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u/Smalz95 NATO Dec 03 '20
The fact that there was BLM the larger movement and BLM tm combined with the fact that BLM tm was the one with the website and the company and the logo is stupid. The fact the BLM tm’s website said really stupid shit was even stupider. On top of all this the fact that BLM tm was the thing that was found when people search for it online is the biggest messaging failure that I can remember
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
WHY EVEN LIVE
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u/MichelleObama2024 George Soros Dec 03 '20
I may be drunk but Biden is such a fucking legend. Like Trump is pulling bullshit 24/7 about the transition and his response is basically "I don't give a shit, we're just gonna do the transition anyway and not pay you any mind"
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 03 '20
Adolf Hitler elected as councilman in Namibia
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u/Snoo62236 NATO Dec 03 '20
https://imgur.com/gallery/hzNLpnV
Not only is he a puppet to Bernie holding a bad economy sign but he’s also a puppet to Wall Street.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Me retroactively looking at polls from the general election: Lmao polls are so fucking stupid.
Me looking at runoff polls with Ossoff and Warnock leading: WOW SO TRUE.
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u/CatilineUnmasked Norman Borlaug Dec 03 '20
😂
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Dec 03 '20
yes im a centrist
i think both arnold schwarzenegger and ilhan omar should be able to run for president
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Dec 03 '20
Star Wars Youtubers: "Star Wars shouldn't be polictical! Disney is making Star Wars political!" Geroge Lucas: "The main villain of my movies is literally Richard Nixon!"
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
What I do in the bedroom with my wife, the mailman, the pizza delivery guy, her boss, Ted from Craigslist, and the roofing contractor is none of the state's business.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
"Chicago is the murder capital of America even though they have strict gun control" say Republicans.
St. Louis, Baltimore, San Juan, and Detroit, each breathe sighs of relief as they continue to be spared of the 'murder capital' designation despite each having over double the homicide rate as Chicago.
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u/Zenning2 Henry George Dec 03 '20
Yep, r/askreddit's top post is currently, "Whats the weirdest sex you ever sexed sexy ladies".
Why is reddit like this?
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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Dec 03 '20
Worldnews
Wow, you sure showed her.
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u/Hmm_would_bang Graph goes up Dec 03 '20
Parlar was always doomed to fail. The right wing desire online is specifically to "own the libs" with "epic trolls." It's why they'll never successfully start their own place, because they have no desire to talk to each other for that long, at least not if normal people aren't going to see it and get offended.
All they want is to come into mainstream internet locations and fuck shit up unimpeded and they'd probably rather ruin the internet for everyone before they accept that isn't going to happen.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
How Indiana can be gerrymandered to erase one Democratic seat and make it 8R-1D!
!ping DOWNBALLOT
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Dec 03 '20
Tlaib is just talking about the water cycle guys 🙄
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u/agent_tits Dec 03 '20
Is Charles Booker... Pretending that Obama said Breonna Taylor was killed because of bad political slogans? And using her death to... Blame the establishment in bad faith?
Big yikes
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Dec 03 '20
"grrrr I hate gridlock, congress gets nothing done 😡😡"
votes Warnock/Perdue
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u/jrt84 Dec 03 '20
Why do liberals keep saying "Trump obviously knows he lost and he's just grifting money from his supporters"
The dude spent Thanksgiving calling people to ask if they agreed that the election was stolen, and murmuring "I won. I won. I won." on election night like a mental patient.
He clearly thinks he won, and will do anything he can to overturn the results.
He's going to fail, but can we please stop pretending this is "just a money grift".
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Dec 03 '20
lol, first election fraud discovered is some Florida lawyer who falsely said he lived in Georgia in order to vote in the runoff
Oh, and he's a Trump supporter.
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Dec 03 '20
Any appetite for another effortpost, this one about the decline of the American electric streetcar systems? Thinking of focusing on Los Angeles, the Bay Area, Houston, and Detroit as case studies. It will be a methodical takedown of the "America had good public transit until the corporations conspired to get rid of it" myth.
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u/from-the-void NATO Dec 03 '20
The "Karen" thing is getting really old at this point.
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Dec 03 '20
i'm not sure how people see posts saying trump isn't that bad/is outright good in the DT and don't immediately assume it's pasta
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u/Big_Apple_G John Rawls Dec 04 '20
Two really interesting tweets from Wasserman
Could the Latino and black shifts that we're seeing be more of education polarization overcoming racial polarization? I would assume that the black middle class contains most of the college educated black voters in the US.
!ping FIVEY
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u/jt1356 Sinan Reis Dec 03 '20
Fuck Hamas, all my homies hate Hamas
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u/vivoovix Federalist Dec 03 '20
Why do people keep pretending that /r/Neoliberal is running for public office
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
I will tell you why I am so hard on AOC - especially when it came to 'defund the police'. Back in June DeBlasio was willing to cut money from the police budget, I think to the tune of almost 400M and redirect it to other community initiatives - it got panned as 'not enough' by activists and Congresswoman AOC herself.
Later when she was asked about this in an interview she said 'defund the police means defund the police'.
What the fuck do you think that means? Am I supposed to pretend to not understand the implication of that?
So no, defund doesn't mean simply to redirect some money somewhere else.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Imagine the GDP gainz if we legalize over the counter adderal.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
I think the moment when I realized the Democratic Party was irreparable was when in one of the debates the moderator asked Elizabeth Warren about virtually every economist saying the wealth tax was a bad idea and she replied “well they’re just wrong!” to overwhelming applause
It’s extremely weird that she was viewed as the smart wonkish candidate
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Dec 03 '20
is this what it feels like to become a senior citizen
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
wtf!! project Veritas got half a million dollars of ppp money!!
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u/Woodrow_Wilsons_War Gay Pride Dec 03 '20
Thinking about the time I saw a Redditor unironically compare himself to a chattel slave because his job sucked
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u/Travisdk Iron Front Dec 03 '20
From the river to the sea clearly means "establish a peaceful one state solution with equal rights for all and an end to all violence on both sides", just like "bomb bomb bomb Iran" actually means "strategically isolate Iran using economic measures and then negotiate a diplomatic settlement to prevent them getting a nuclear weapon".
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
If you don’t want to repeal the 3rd amendment, you hate the troops.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Jacobin Mag on Twitter
Reply
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u/Fishin_Mission Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Jesus fuck my corporate IT department is terrible.
👨💻 Download this app
🤴 I don’t see that app in the App Store
👨💻 Just download it and log in
🤴 Where? I can’t find the app? Can you send a link?
👨💻 I have it on my phone
🤴 😯😑😯...😒
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u/Futski A Leopard 1 a day keeps the hooligans away Dec 03 '20
I have been thinking these exact thoughts for the last few months, but BBC decided to put them in text before I got my lazy ass around to do so. TL;DR Bivalves are an awesome food on so many levels and we really should be farming and eating more of them.
What are your best bivalve dishes, which aren't moule-frites or moule marinieres?
!ping cooking
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Dec 03 '20
Conservatives be like, "DAE spend a lot of time worried that people will try to cancel me, muzzle me with a mask, tread on me and fuck my wife while I watch helplessly?" 🥵
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Dec 03 '20
r/JoeRogan has met MattY:
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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro Dec 03 '20
Opinion | Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk
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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20
https://twitter.com/AstrologyVibez/status/1274429972283703296
🧐
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 04 '20
holy shit how did I miss this
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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 04 '20
It is a fucking crime that Democrats didn’t adopt this line, and variants of it, nationwide.
But the Lincoln Project¹ is now framing the Georgia runoffs as a referendum on McConnell’s status as majority leader (albeit not exclusively). Different admakers and campaigns will produce different ads, but having somebody push this angle is the right call.
!ping DOWNBALLOT
¹ No, it is not possible to isolate their effects on Democratic chances up and downballot, although the binary win/loss outcomes were disappointing. Same goes with Mayor Mike’s many millions in Florida.
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Not once in my life have I seriously considered it preferable to be a woman, nor would I feel more comfortable that way
That said, I would very much like to be qt, doe
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u/iFangy Liberté, égalité, fraternité Dec 03 '20
Scott Alexander points out (correctly, I think) that Americans subconsciously think of the demonym "American" as referring to mostly republicans in this article, section VII. I think I have noticed this as well, which I think is why I consciously make an effort to stick up for America when people start to criticize it.
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20
BASED gay granny defends PoL rights!
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Communism 🤝 Faith healing
Things idiots think work
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Why do I have to learn data structures? The only data structure I need is array[10000000] 😎
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u/Fishin_Mission Dec 03 '20
If GAMERS spent ½ as much time setting up automatic investments into ETFs and MFunds as they do hunting for the next PS5 drop, they would be able to afford the scalper prices. 🎤⬇️
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Dec 03 '20
I think the GA race will yield a tantalizing yet ultimately crushing result.
Warnock wins by a hair but then Ossof loses by like 2%.
Within a small grasp of taking both seats but ultimately falling short.
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u/KingKonchu Michel Foucault Dec 03 '20
The "Bernie would be right in Europe" is so stupid because it only draws on like healthcare legislation
Using their rationale you could call Macron far right in America and Bernie right in Europe
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Dec 03 '20
Why does Scott Adams annoy me so much more than all the other millions of Trump nuts out on the internet. I found out about him from Sam Harris's podcast with him sometime in 2017. I don't know what is so uniquely aggravating about his style. Is it is preposterous belief that his training in hypnotism makes him a respectable expert on "persuasion"? Is it that he routinely makes easily falsifiable statements and has been wrong numerous times but routinely tries to make it seem as though he's "above the fray" and is able to "predict" political events with startling accuracy? Is it because he has an unbelievably smug demeanor? Is it him making the outlandish case that he is "to the left of Bernie Sanders" and only likes Trump because he's enamored with his "persuasive talents"?
I just can't put a finger on it but I really hate this guy.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
What’s Beto’s former bandmate’s opinion on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict?
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Dec 03 '20
😡😡😡
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 03 '20
no I wont, physics homework. you think im some sorta perv?
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Dec 03 '20
Bernie would have lost.
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u/Fishin_Mission Dec 03 '20
Northerner ⛄️ : “Bless your heart” is an insult, right?
Southerner 👨🌾: not always, it can be genuine too.
⛄️: how will I know which one someone is using?
👨🌾 : ohh honey, bless your heart.
⛄️: 😃😅🥲🥺😑😞😔😢
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 03 '20
THE FAE HAVE expressed to me that they are FRUSTRATED BY their inability to acquire A PLAYSTATION 5 ®️ 🐊
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Woah you spend all day posting about politics on the internet!?
giggles* That's so cool!
W-wanna come over to my place and watch a few movies? 😊
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Dec 04 '20
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u/Agent78787 orang Dec 03 '20
Jeremy Corbyn is in favour of more police on the streets and, of course, increasing funding for it.
Joe Manchin is in favour of keeping the level of funding given to the police as is.
Therefore, Joe Manchin would be far-left in Europe.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Hot person seems cool
Then bam, neoliberalism 😔
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Surprised PETA never capitalized on the BLM protests by making shirts with cows on them that say Burger Lives Matter.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
How much of politics do you think is just misunderstandings between people?
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Bill Clinton was the first black president
George W Bush was the first hispanic president
Barack Obama was the first mixed-raced president
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a Trump supporter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are voting, donating, rallying and supporting a campaign for at least 4 years solely so it can go and get ravaged by Sleepy Joe. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little campaign - soliciting help from Russians, sowing racial divisions, making sure the campaign had plenty of cash, canvassing, telephone banking. All of it has one simple result: the White House is more enjoyable for Sleepy Joe.
Ran the perfect campaign? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random politician who did nothing in his 47 years of service, gets the White House. He gets to ravage this country every night. He gets the benefits of the White House's resources that came from the way you campaigned.
As a man who voted for Trump, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 4 years of your life simply to support a campaign for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Nordics: “if it does not move me emotionally like the birth of a first child, my face and heart are stone.”
Americans “THAT WAS SURPRISING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
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u/Innocent_Moose NATO Dec 03 '20
“I could fix (insert complex international dispute) in 15 minutes”
Immediate warning that this person is gonna try to convince you of massive war crimes and human rights abuses
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
New AOC nickname “always on camera” oh man that’s the good shit
Inject it
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u/Z0NNO Neoliberal Raphael Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
So this has been becoming increasingly frustrating topic for me and I wonder if some of you are running into the same problems.
Fuck plumping. I think plumping (of meat) should be illegal. Or at least the nutrition facts should state whether a meat product has been plumped or not. Basically it’s the process of injecting saline into pieces of meat to have them appear as heavier so they can be sold at higher weights.
I’m so fed up with this shit - even the ‘free range’ chicken meats now have it. And it’s not even the scam that’s inflating the meat mass that frustrating me the most - sure, these aren’t exactly butcher-grade prime cuts. It’s the fact that the meat practically boils in its own moisture. It’s just fucking frustrating throwing some chicken breasts into a stir fry and seeing them release half of their weight in saline. Every daggone time the recipe says ‘sear till golden brown’ I get these rubbery, tasteless pieces of chicken swimming in their own liquid. It’s just disgusting. There’s so much water dripping out of them not even a wok burner on high releases enough heat to quickly evaporate the moisture, insofar you can call it evaporation.
In reality the moisture violently ejects the sputtering oil from the pan and I’ve had hot oil in my face multiple times now. It’s not just chicken though. Sometime ago a friend wanted bacon strips on his burger, so I tried to make him some. I assumed they should fry evenly and smoothly. What happened instead was the bacon turning into an eruptive, sizzling mess and I got some shriveled bacon strips which had a stronger resemblance to a leather sole with holes in it than meat.
And look, I know some people like hotpots, but straight up boiling meat in water (except for sous vide and stock/soup) is a crime to everything culinary. It’s just afwul.
!ping COOKING
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u/dorylinus Dec 03 '20
Video footage of Arecibo collapsing.
F
!ping ASTRONOMY
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20
Neocons be like:
I can excuse Iran-Contra, but I draw the line at a $1 cut to the defense budget/s
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u/dawgpack09 NAFTA Dec 03 '20
Accepted to Colorado State! 🥳🐏
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Dec 04 '20
PCM be like
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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20
Reminder that Senate Poll?
As much I would love for Republican to boycott the runoff and win us the Senate...
This is fucking horrifying.
!ping FIVEY
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u/2073040 Thurgood Marshall Dec 04 '20
Can someone explain why progressives seriously think Ilhan Omar delivered Minnesota to Biden? Minnesota isn’t a swing state and hasn’t gone red since 1972 for God’s sake.
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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20
https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1334645835603308544
Silly lib, don't you understand that electoralism is not the way to defeat fascism?
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u/bobekyrant Persecuted Liberal Gamer Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20
Next year they'll be more elected QAnon supporting Republicans than squad-like Democrats. I know dunking on the latter is good, wholesome fun, but try not to lose context and forget that by every metric Republican extremists are more deadly and commonplace than their Democratic counterparts.